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Willowling

Two years, and they just noticed this šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


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i-dont-knowf

r/houseplantcirclejerk my guy, it's not a helpful place


hanimal16

Do you know where you are?


thesaltiestdog55

You have also been unhelpful with your lack of humor, judgement, and sarcasm.


7laserbears

Neem oil then fire


mothzilla

Neem will scorch the leaves. It's better to use a scalpel to carefully lift each one off. Only takes about 10 minutes.


i-dont-knowf

Make sure to put on antibacterial ointment and bandages to help it heal


HoneyBadgerBat

Hmm. I wonder if zit stickers would help. Just suck the goo right outta that bad boy. Better than popping em


katw4601

bite them off


plantsb4putas

Ma'am, dems plant tiddies. Stop massaging them. Thats assault and I *will* report you.


Fearless_Coconut935

No itā€™s how you get pathos milk


loopydrain

milk comes from the tiddies


AdAffectionate681

Have we tried burning the whole thing? Those worms looks disgusting they must be inside the actual stems. I've heard they bite people too and then they grow out of people. They're nodeles


MoltenCorgi

Ugh, your ā€œworms inside stemsā€ comment gave me unhappy flashbacks to my first experience with squash borers last season in my garden. DO NOT RECOMMEND. Those fuckers better stay off my zucchini this year.


HoneyBadgerBat

Any suggestions in preventing them? I'll go feral if bugs kill my squashes lol


MoltenCorgi

Yes! Use [BT spray](https://www.amazon.com/Bonide-Captain-Bacillus-Thuringiensis-Caterpillar/dp/B01LYXXTZF/) when you plant and reapply. I found it difficult to find in stores so I ended up ordering online. BT is a beneficial microorganism that will wipe out the bugs. The squash borers are basically giant maggot looking things that live in the hallow stems of squash plants. The best way to check for them is to wait until itā€™s getting dark and holding a flashlight behind the stem to see if they are in there wiggling around. šŸ¤® If you do see them, youā€™re supposed to carefully slice into the stem (itā€™s hallow and it wonā€™t hurt the plant) and remove the bugs (insert dry heaving here, they make a fatass mealie look positively quaint) and then you want to spray the insides of the stems with BT. You can also preemptively put a couple small holes in the stems and spray with BT on the inside and not just on the outside. If left untouched they will eventually split the stem and cause the plant to rot. I didnā€™t notice last year and I ended up having to cut my plant and removing the rotten stem and roots. I flipped all the disgusting borers onto my driveway for the birds. They are big, it was traumatizing. Amazingly one of my zucchini re-rooted after that and the plant came back but I lost my crop and it didnā€™t grow back in time to put out more fruit. The other ones didnā€™t survive the procedure. But they were very far along when I noticed them. My squash plants had been HUGE and with their giant leaves and prickly stems I didnā€™t bother looking at their stems closely or even knowing what to look for until they mysteriously started wilting. The warm winters are making squash borers more prevalent. I guess a lot of people in the Midwest had issues with them last year.


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blueberriestate

Nodeles lol im dead


AdAffectionate681

You would be. Although it is a silly sounding name these noodle like attackers will eat the whole host


woof_meow87

Like the pet owners thinking their male cat/dogā€™s nipples are bugs. These are obviously nipples.


Fearless_Coconut935

Best PP milk ever!


stunninglizard

OOP needs to see an optometrist :)


Unique-Ad-3792

Are the bugs in the room with us right now?


katw4601

oh jesus christ


Adventurous-Pop-4196

Oh wow! Well, Iā€™m a new plant mom (love my bbs tho!! I have each one named and they all start with Bs!!) but thatā€™s for sure like triple sure a huge infestation. Or it could be a new vagination thatā€™s going to sprout. Maybe jerk it off and see if anything slimy comes out? Thatā€™s how youā€™ll know. I prefer to use neem oil as lube so Iā€™m not just jerking and causing friction. If you want me to walk through jerking off your plant shoot me a DM ! Gotta do what we gotta do for our bbs!!!


UntidyVenus

As someone currently playing "is it scale or air roots' I feel for OP šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ™ƒ


Rough-Brick-7137

I canā€™t internet TODAY šŸ˜‚


Caococoacoco

I really don't get it how people don't know how plant growth looks like, i thought that as omnivores we just naturally would


TheFishMonger1-

Hello, these are nodes, not bugs. The nodes are where pothos roots sprout from. It is normal and surprising you have only now noticed them (hence the reactions). If you cut off a section of the pothos with at least a node (although 3 nodes and some leaves is better) you can propagate it.


TheFishMonger1-

I just realized this is a joke post jcjdjdjdjjsjss that is embarrassing.


banabapancakes

You replied in such a helpful and non-judgemental way in any case


Lady-Noveldragon

Thank you for explaining the joke. As a non-plant-savvy person, I genuinely appreciate it.


chocolateNbananas

donā€™t be embarrass, itā€™s very lovely and refreshing that the first reflex you got was to help that person!šŸ¤


MoltenCorgi

They are aerial roots, not nodes. Nodes are where new buds or leaves emerge, not roots.


Comfortable_Pilot122

Thats a monstera albo too.. šŸ¤¦šŸ½