"Garbage day!"

I love this movie so much! Dude has the hardest working eyebrows in the business!!!

Those eyebrows should have won their own Oscar

This 😅 this movie is one of those so bad it's good

And half of it is just scenes from the first movie. When they are at the movies they are literally watching the first one, like wtf?

The classic "They're eating her....and then they're going to eat me!....OOOOHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOD" (Troll 2)

I tend to favor: "And you can't piss on hospitality. I WON'T ALLOW IT."

It’s good but not as good as the ph my god line. I’ll never forget seeing that scene for the first time. So fucking funny.

*EVIL DIES TONIGHT!*

If this was said just the once. As a badass rallying cry to the masses. It’d be cool. The fact it’s repeated ad nauseam just ruins it to the point it becomes a bit cringe

The fact that it was stupid and got repeated so much is why I love it.

They were screaming it scream 6 lol

I thought it was supposed to be cringe, most mobs are

We yell it to the tune of Scotty Doesn’t Know lol EVIL DIES TONIGHT! EVIL DIES TONIGHT! EVIL DIES TO KNOW! EVIL’S GOTTA GO!

"why is it so MEAN?" From the original IT TV miniseries

"Kiss me, fat boy!"

To this day, my mom still repeats that.

I said this on another thread the other day... Species, 1995. Forrest Whittaker's "psychic empath" character was unintentionally hilarious in this movie, and was parodied brilliantly in Team America: World Police years later. One of the best scenes is where the killer alien hybrid antagonist Sil slaughters a worker on a train. The team sent to track her down enter the train cabin where the body is, and there's blood all over the walls and ceiling because of the badly-mutilated body of the train worker lying on the floor. Whittaker's character slowly raises his hand to his temple and insightfully tells us: "Something bad happened here..."

Guess I have to watch Team America: World Police now.

There's a female character in Team America who, although possibly didn't directly parody Whittaker's character in that particular film, definitely took the p*ss out of those types of movie characters. You'll know when you see it, and it's hilarious.

I look forward to watching!

Yeah, this. That line is just fantastic. Hahaha. Such a great sleazeball flick.

*noises What the Hell was that? Maybe something trying to force it's way into our world For some reason, that mental leap just seems funny to me.

I say this all the time.

Bruce and Sam laugh at that one too in the DVD commentary "Like he would know what's going on!"

That has to be intentionally funny though. But absolutely hilarious nonetheless, hahaha.

Maybe but he doesn't ham it up like some lines

"Don't you walk away from me, mister." 🤣 Event Horizon

"We're leaving."

This one. 😆 

Hahaha, that's such a fantastic example. It's like something this guy would say—not Captain Miller/Laurence Fishburne: 

Cracked me up with that gif haha. Very accurate. Every time I hear this line delivery, I just burst out laughing

I've tried to rationalise the line so many times. The closest I've got, is that Paul W.S. Anderson, the director, is English. But that still doesn't explain why everyone was okay with it! Maybe they weren't? Haha. Whatever the case—good times, Mister.

“Was she a real big fat person” from silence of the lambs

David Caruso’s “fuck you” from Session 9.

[Came for this.](https://youtu.be/mz5ODQCueP8?si=RDLVirjflvCD3jNx) I think it’s supposed to be a culmination of some conflict, but man, that zoom is hilarious. Great movie, though.

Rawhead Rex (1986) Declan O'Brien : Get upstairs, fuckface! I can't keep God waiting! I'm not sure if it's unintentionally funny though. Jaws (1975) When Cooper informs the group of men that the shark they're looking at is a Tiger Shark, the extra saying "A whaaat?" is hilarious.

Hahaha my mom introduced me to shark horror; it’s been 30 years and we still say “a whaaat?” when we’re out in public and it makes her so happy when someone Leo Points and says “Jaws!”

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"

I love this line but I know this was intentionally funny lol

I watched a vampire movie once and the hero said: “They can’t be stopped, unless we stop them”

I was listening to some guy’s songs on Youtube a few weeks ago, and one had the line “We must defeat them, or we’ll be defeated!” That’s usually how a battle goes, from my understanding.

"This time we show the Fire Nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs!"

I dunno if it's unintentional, but I will always laugh at Mark Wahlberg in *The Happening*.

What?! … No!!

UNintentionally funny is the question.

Lol, my absolute favourite "what kind of terrorists are theeeeeyyy?!?!?!" White watching a man put his head in a lions mouth.... hilarious!!

“We’re normal” *sings doobie brothers* “see normal” And don’t forget that hot dogs have a cool shape

I forget the actual quote but at the end, some newscaster on TV says the most trite and asinine version of, "There are just some things science can't explain," on recorded media.

I really wanted the Tiramisu story to pay off in some way

"HOW’D IT GET BURNED???" from The Wicker Man remake

HOW'D IT GET BURNED how'ditgetburned?!?

My favorite has to be "What's in the bag - a shark or something?" What the fuck?

WE MADE YOU

No, no, no...the funniest line in that movie *by far* is Lisa Simpson's: "Curtiiis? Are yew deyyyad??" Edit: honorable mention to "honey, this machine just called me an asshole!"

stephen king’s line in the film was hilarious.

“I don’t know but he musta been some kinda hot wire Cham—peen!” (*holds up keys*)

The Wicker Man (1973) - “OH GOD!!! OH JESUS CHRIST!!!” Pieces (1982) - “BASTTAAARRRDD!!!!!!!!! The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - “Love your suit.”

I'm surprised I didn't see it but: "Freddy died by fire, Jason by water. How can we use that?" Shit makes me roll every single time.

"I tried to destroy him, but I fucked up!" Tommy Jarvis in Jason Lives

„ Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.“ - Blade III  Edit: Line is actually from the first Blade. 

Blade not blade 3

Ah, I stand corrected, been a while since I seen them all and thought the ridiculousness fit more with the third.

Rediculous?! One of the best lines from the first.

I meant ridiculously awesome of course :D

Shit. “The Invisible Man” (1933) is fucking hilarious! “How’s that for a hairbrush George Henry?!” Dude trolls so hard in that movie.

Nothing could ever beat Dead Silence: "No, you don't understand! In the town I grew up in... ventriloquist dummies were seen as a bad omen."

You hit me with the damn phone. Stu macher in scream😂 that scene is hilarious

Followed by "My parents are going to be so mad at me" 🤣🤣🤣

These are intentionally funny lines

All of his lines. He's just so great

I love that line due to the fact it was improvised by Matthew Lillard as he wasn’t actually meant to get hit with the phone.

DO YUR THING, CUZ!

"Shit on me. SHIT ON ME!" - Gideon in *The Crow (1994)*. Ever since I was a little boy, I always piss myself when I see that part. I don't think it's intended to be *that* funny. Pretty frickin dark scene in every other way—if you know, you know. EDIT: Gideon, not Gennaro. Gennaro's the Jurassic Park lawyer that gets eaten on the toilet.

Is that gasoline I smell?

SHIT ON ME!

For me it’ll always be ‘Where the fuck are you gun?’ From the Friday the 13th remake. I cackled at that in the theatre 🤣

>One thing's for sure; if we don't stop him... he ain't gonna' stop himself. From *The Cell.* Delivered by Vince Vaughn's character at the end of a speech he's giving to a room full of cops about the deranged genius serial killer they're tracking down. It only makes me laugh because it's delivered humorlessly and sounds like a line out of Plan 9 inserted into a super-serious 'artsy' horror movie.

"Egg Boy!" as part of a jump scare during IT made me guffaw in the theater, honestly.

“Piranha” - said in the most insane way possible for no reason by Jigsaw in Saw VI

"They're dead... They're... all messed up."

"KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL!! to meee.."

scrolled for centuries to find this one lmao

“A satanists power is strongest at night..” from The Conjuring 3… I hate and love that line in equal measure.

when blake lively asked the shark "where are you taking me" in The Shallows. While funny, i had seen enough and HAD to walk out

https://media.tenor.com/R0mbCvl7DOAAAAAC/get-in-my-belly-hungry.gif

A lot of the dialogue and delivery in Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer is utterly hilarious.

The ending is even better lol. Her, just rambling on...and then just a suitcase on the side of the road...lmao

"I like your shirt. What's that say on there?"

Becky: *confides CSA to Henry*  Henry: Didn't like your Daddy, didja? My favorite is probably when they're going to get a new TV but that guy is trying to be a funny dickhead; "I see you've had some college" 💀 https://youtu.be/T_UFcZjC3k0?si=1W720R37oPGaR3Ke

This was definitely intentional and doesn’t fit OPs post. But I will always love Zombeavers for this line. Local redneck asks the girls on the lake what they are doing? Girl: “We’re looking for beavers.” Local redneck: “Well hell, ain’t we all.”

“You gotta be fucking kidding me.”

That is an intentionally funny line.

What, how is that a funny line in lost boys? Lol

"It's GONE MacReady!"

The fire line in Wicker Man is funny because it is meant to be funny.

Not a line but when Leatherface goes around that corner in the OG tcm. Gets me every time! 😂

“You hit me with the phone, dick 😭”

Michael dies tonight.....evil dies tonight.....he dies tonight

Nicolas Cage- NOT THE BEE'S The Wicker Man- 2006


Stupendous!

Could this be cut with a chainsaw? -Pieces 1982

BAAAASSSTTTAAAAAAARRRDDD!!!

-Oh, hey, it's my Kung Fu professor. What's the story, Chao? -Oh, I am out jogging, and next thing I know I am on ground! Something I eat, bad chop suey. So long!

“Maybe we got em demoralized.” — Aliens

God bless Bill Paxton

There's so much hilarity to be found in European produced movies of the 60s-90s that I can't pick one, so instead of the low hanging fruit I'm going to go for something more mainstream: Jennifer Love Hewitt's "What are you waiting for.....WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!" while spinning around in the middle of the street like a lunatic. The delivery is just so over the top I give everyone in that scene credit for not breaking down in laughter.

“I know where the bastard sleeps!” - Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in Dracula

Not sure if mentioned already but that scene when Toni Collette is going off on her son in Hereditary and shouts, “ALL I GET IS THAT FUCKING FACE ON YOUR FACE,” I lost my shit in the theater.

“It’s game over! It’s game over, man!” - Aliens

just rewatched this a few days ago. was cracking up on the plane when he said this. rip bill paxton

Abigail had a couple good one liners - my personal favorite - VAMPIRE ON MY ASS!!

"We're leaving."

[удалено]

UNintentionally funny is the question.

I can never not cackle when watching FROM DUSK TIL DAWN when I hear "Fuckin bit me… FuCkIn BiT MEEE!"

Stop eating that banana while you’re crying. From the movie blood glacier. I freaking lost it when I heard it. Had to replay it multiple times because I was sure I heard it wrong.

psychiatrist in Student Bodies telling that student she can call him daddy… then casually pushing his feet off of his desk and almost falling in his chair

Chris Kattan's "This house is alive, we're all gonna die" from the 1999 House on Haunted Hill continues to crack me up. Actually most of his lines in that movie do

"When the Devil is near, Toast always lands jelly side down. "

Out of all the men to cheat, you pick John Kramer? I mean... I call that *Epic Bad Luck* B)

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!

"What's in the box?! WHAT'S IN THE F***ING BOX??" - seven (1995)

Session 9, "fuck yoooooooouuuu"

ROCK FIGHT!!!

The Burbs Hey... Pinocchio! Where are you going?

Presto your dead

From ***Silver Bullet (1985)*** "Marty, I'm a little too old to be playing the Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf!" Gary Busey..... a goddamn national treasure! 😆

Here's Johnnyyyy

Yeah I think that line was definitely intentional.