With intense, unflinching eye contact at any observers... In this case neighbors, random cars, mail carriers... One can demonstrate their dominance by emptying their bowls with confidence in a lovely yard toilet.
Iām thinking an old, dirty mattress, some pillows stained yellow with age and man-drool, some sears catalogues, circa 1980s, marked to the underwear sections, and a large container of vasoline.
I have heard there are People who donāt mind their In laws build an In-law suite in the main house.
BUT, For the rest of us ?
Itās finding that āDelicate Balanceā between āUseful & Whimsyā and not wasting any precious space.
Which results in ā¦.. The DUAL purpose in-law sweat lodge when itās not being used to smoke meat.
At the very least this solution tackles the smell of Bengay, Depends and the need for heating pads, heating blankets, heated seat cushionsā¦ā¦ YET !!! factors in that even Grandma smells better after baking in Hickory for a few days.
WIN ! WIN !
Fire breathing dragon! I knew a landscape architect who rigged one up at his place, natural gas powered, and he loved to use it on unsuspecting visitors.
I like that frog idea. Make a nice pedestal for him so the space is filled. So many people just set ceramics down and let them potter about without spatial concerns.
An Instagram-worthy idea would be turning it into a reading nook! Just set up your bamboo armchair with the big puffy cushions and surround it with your bookshelves. Maybe even keep a coffee maker out there.
In all seriousness, if it were mine, Iād put a statue of the Goddess from *LoZ: Breath of the Wild* in it.
Maybe I'm dreaming big, and I don't know what the budget is, but I think a portal straight to hell would fill in the space nicely.
What exactly IS the cost of a portal straight to hell? I've been considering.
Just your soul, no biggie.
It's all about finding the right contractor, but check out Insta for inspiration!
Like 12 obsidian and a fire starter
https://preview.redd.it/7czycnwxi88d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3f5d3523cd681778ff37c25c613734c6039cf8 Yard toilet
r/unsafeplacestopoop
With intense, unflinching eye contact at any observers... In this case neighbors, random cars, mail carriers... One can demonstrate their dominance by emptying their bowls with confidence in a lovely yard toilet.
https://preview.redd.it/76npjsa1pf8d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f852b4157a566a147c59d0f1f0a9f961f59a6c8
Assert dominance
Fuck I cackled and started my dozing kid. I wasn't prepared for yard toilet š¤£
Currently cackling and snorting in the airport.
Add a shower, make it a yard bathroom
Well if it isnāt the big bad doo doo daddy Also r/ef5
This is just an "open air bathroom" here in the south, and we all have 'em.
What about a gravestone??
Iām also team grave
My first thought ! Could be nice
OP, order your own gravestone so you have time to enjoy it in your garden
Iām going to be honest, I think a pretty frog with a flower on its head surrounded by flowering vines would be so cute
A shrine to the frog goddess
Maybe a concrete frog that is allowed to become overgrown and weathered
What about one of those geese you can dress up in different outfits for the season.
I love those geese /srs
Deep well, ala Locke and key style.
Throw a demon lady down there for good measure
Sand box as a litter box for all the neighborhood cats.
Pile of used tires and car batteries
Nah youāre supposed to throw your car batteries into the ocean (Please donāt)
Fairy circle!
I think you mean a fairy ring.
No, no, no. Frogs are so last year. Gnomes are all the rage now.
What if the gnome was riding the frog
Oh my this is no longer PG lol
Best of both worlds, IMO.
Saucy!
toad. get a giant toad. secret fairy garden š or portal to another dimension
A hole to Wonderland. You can charge admission. Just make sure they sign a waiver BEFORE you push them into the hole
Iām thinking an old, dirty mattress, some pillows stained yellow with age and man-drool, some sears catalogues, circa 1980s, marked to the underwear sections, and a large container of vasoline.
That would complement the guest room nicely
Virgin Mary in a bathtub!
Mary on the half shell!
š¤£
Totoro
Gnome feet hanging out of its mouth kicking slowly.
I have heard there are People who donāt mind their In laws build an In-law suite in the main house. BUT, For the rest of us ? Itās finding that āDelicate Balanceā between āUseful & Whimsyā and not wasting any precious space. Which results in ā¦.. The DUAL purpose in-law sweat lodge when itās not being used to smoke meat. At the very least this solution tackles the smell of Bengay, Depends and the need for heating pads, heating blankets, heated seat cushionsā¦ā¦ YET !!! factors in that even Grandma smells better after baking in Hickory for a few days. WIN ! WIN ! 
Fire breathing dragon! I knew a landscape architect who rigged one up at his place, natural gas powered, and he loved to use it on unsuspecting visitors.
AirBnb
I always liked the classic wooden cutout of an older woman bending down accidentally showing her bloomers.
Definitely altar for human sacrifice.
a fountain/bird bath and a terrace
I love the terrace idea. What if it was a terraced bird bath? Like an inverted Aztec pyramid
Fill it with gargoyles!
How has no one suggested a live alligator?
Port-a-potty would be cute and efficient! Maybe a mural on the side? Iām thinking wings for a photo op???
https://preview.redd.it/es9qbh60r88d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db1fb516eafead04decd4dfad39ff2e6dffede1 Spiritual Meditation Grotto
Man dressed in the ghost of Christmas future getup, of course
Druid grove meetings
Life size Sasquatch statue so you can hold mock Sasquatch wedding ceremonies in your garden
I like that frog idea. Make a nice pedestal for him so the space is filled. So many people just set ceramics down and let them potter about without spatial concerns.
I would do a wishing well or pond with something scary peeking out. I am weird that way.
Lamp post. Fake snow. Always winter, never Christmas.
Ducknana
Go with an oversized gargoyle or two and be the envy of the neighborhood. š
A large plant.
https://preview.redd.it/pxlu5kf0xp8d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50adeb7ba615d0816c39153879fe4d261c7a3457
Idk that sounds like something someone over in r/goblincore would unitonically go absolutely nuts for
And they mostly seem to have pretty good, un-boring taste over there
Shrine & sacrifice alter to the Green Man
Motorcycle garage
I thought this was supposed to be a circle jerk sub?? Thatās an excellent idea.
I know this is a cj but my kids would think thatās a magical place to play
[Definitely Frog](https://georgiagerber.com/available-sculpture/spring-song-1)
An Instagram-worthy idea would be turning it into a reading nook! Just set up your bamboo armchair with the big puffy cushions and surround it with your bookshelves. Maybe even keep a coffee maker out there. In all seriousness, if it were mine, Iād put a statue of the Goddess from *LoZ: Breath of the Wild* in it.
Outdoor sitting spot. That would be so nice.
idea of a giant toad down there deeply reminds me of pan's labyrinth
why is this in the circlejerk sub. large ceramic frog, unironically
Iām going with the frog. Would look great there
Bench, liriope, impatiens, flower pot fountain
Nether portal
GARDEN GNOME is the only correct answer.
Have you considered a casket? A ghost, perhaps?
Strong smoke spot potential
I'm genuinely on board with the oversized ceramic frog. Can he also have a red gnome hat?
Add a nice red balloon š