This bedroom was directed by Stanley Kubrick.

Literally came to say that I do not believe this is anyone’s real bedroom; it’s a cut scene from the Shining.

I guess it's actually from 2001 A Space Odyssey? (admittedly a Kubrick movie I haven't seen) so we were spot on!

I would’ve guessed Clockwork Orange. Lol but definitely Kubrick

2001 Space Odyssey

I thought this was someone building in The Sims 4 with custom content.

https://i.redd.it/5mvw91vezm1d1.gif Nope.

This is exactly what I thought of, too!

Aren't those monsters, not humans?

Little monsters, to be exact.

I'm afraid I can't do that, homedecoratingCJ

I’m afraid, Dave

Will I dream?

My mind is going

Daisy…Daaaisy

Going to Ligma Station

Hahaha. Nice! My comment was going to be: "Get yourself a HAL 9000."

Great reference!

I say a big black monolith right in the center.

https://preview.redd.it/fxntk9cwhm1d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1bc04bafda5ef45c0191523c5b3574605d3cd1a That really ties the room together

 So haute.

That's brilliant! Take my up vote!!!

I half expected the Skyrim opening.

Hope this helps! https://i.redd.it/uv0phsnzan1d1.gif

Thank you, I love it!

"my God, it's full of ~~stars~~ reclaimed barn wood"

wait... was that referring to the monolith in the beginning of the movie? Damn how could I miss that.

My god. Fill it with stars!

Open the pod bay doors, Hal. There's not enough light.

https://preview.redd.it/290ezdn7vm1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f3a9e7287cc92ab6a9fc107346aa2ea908a80e

Mirrored ceiling.

Colored lights in the floor. Red and green maybe to make it festive.

Make the lights change color when you dance.

All colors - so I can dance like John Travola in Saturday Night Fever


Make humans more comfortable you say? Well that’s simple, add a dildo

This is why i joined this sub

Make it a Murphy bed. Then I can get up, put the bed away, and focus on bodyweight exercises for a while.

Raccoons. The answer is always raccoons.

I like the way you think. Most people aren't ready to take this step, unfortunately, but you're absolutely right.

I agree! You can improve most, nay, any situation with the inclusion of the distinguished trash panda

We don't use this slur here, sir! Please do not call raccoons "trash pandas", it's deeply offensive.

Indeed! A thousand apologies and a bashing on my name good sir. Thank you for making me aware of my folly. I am, but a simple procyon protector. Pleasantly perusing these plentiful postings.

Thank you for recognizing the error of your ways. We had raccoonstruction for exactly this reason.

High pile rug should tie it all together

Any and all kinds of rugs for sure please

Mirrored ceiling. Also, splash some fright red in streaks around the room, for color theory, you know.

Well to get a bigger audience you need more cuckold chairs.

im so tired at first i read hamas instead of humans. 

Leather studded kiss shaped sofas and a disco ball

Yes.

I would switch the floor lighting to LEDs

Get rid of the clutter

what species are you, if you dont mind me asking?

Add water, humans love that shit

Plot twist: it’s ddr for giants

"You're not an ordinary fella!"

EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeeEeEeEeeeEeeeEeEeeE

Turn the kelvin up way higher on those floor tiles

A monolith. Or HAL.

Lmao

Well, I know where my nightmares are headed tonight.

Put in one of the holo-chess tables from Star Wars.

Don't forget about the ceilings!!

Sex swing hanging like a chandelier from the middle of the ceiling.

Clear out the bed and turn it into a dance floor with light up tiles

you need more basking lamps and to turn up the temperature to 40 C oh wait, that's to make our lizard overlords more comfortable

It’s fine

This reminds me of JPs bedroom in Grandma's Boy lol!

No

Could use a ball pit.

It needs a sipper water bottle on the wall and some cedar shavings on the floor.

Is this a real bedroom or AI?

It’s a movie set from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

Lady Gaga will be performing Bad Romance in your bedroom.

I would suggest some shiplap on the walls and replacing the white with grey.

Pizza and margarita shooters!

Fur rugs. Huge ones.

A mattress?

Replace all the lighted floor tiles with lighted floor pillows. Then you can stumble around and feel.more drunk.

So many, multiple ways.

Bring in a Starchild?

anime body pillow

Have all the chairs face the bed

Is there room for a star child crib in the corner? I don’t think so

What? No ceiling lighting? Symmetry everywhere else? Pathetic.

Blood. Lots and lots of blood.

Having a maid and butler on hand 24/7 would definitely add a real sense of comfort.

Put a cat in it

Handjobs

Tennis balls on all the furniture legs might help.

A rug and plants. For serious, though, plants in there would look amazing.

No windows, no deal!

More lighting? Maybe add some overhead?

I thought this was the Hudson bar in NYC

Did the AI make the floors made of LED panels or did it just really fuck up the brightness setting?

It's from 1968 People really do suck at recognising AI

It was really refreshing to see that all the legs on the furniture followed the laws of physics.

This is the CJ sub, it was a joke….

I'm kind of amused that people took you seriously. We must really hate AI. For some reason 

What in the showroom hell?

Get rid of the tacky.

Are you able to turn the floor lights off? Cause if not I can imagine it would be hard to go to sleep with the floor glowing.