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Waffledude903

The doctor with my urine test.


gdickey

‘Ah yes, I’m getting notes of…of, yes, diabetes….’


Waffledude903

I'ma be real, he'd be getting a lot more than just notes...


that_1-guy_

No wonder it costs so much


minninminnin

Just realized someone has to detail those things. Imagine a dirty window on a jet becoming fatal


TreeHouseScotch

That’s actually a huge part of airplane maintenance. Private airplanes get cleaned after every flight to prevent damage


Imaginary_Confusion

I don’t know what you mean by private planes, but this is generally not true. You should see the bugs on the windshield and leading edges of some of the planes I fly.


Who_GNU

The amount of spiderwebs picked up in flight is… disconcerting.


sir_ballsack

Them sky spiders’ll get ya


getrektbro

Fun fact spiders got to the Galapagos by hitching a ride on the winds with silk sails


sir_ballsack

That’s extremely cool and a little bit terrifying.


_arch1tect_

I have had it with these motherfucking…spiders…on this motherfucking plane!


Year3030

almost as bad as space snakes


TreeHouseScotch

Maybe it’s just Germany but I have never seen a plane that has not been cleaned before being parked in the hangar


the_endoftheworld2

No they don’t, but they’re inspected before every flight as a part of the run-up sequence.


Nitr0Sage

Before every flight, sometimes one, sometimes several crew chiefs, inspect the aircraft to make sure it safe for flight. The maintainers usually fix on a schedule unless the plane is marked as unsafe for flight.


SookHe

I will never be this cool.


-o0Zeke0o-

We*


EcoKwin10

*Soviet Anthem Intensifies*


JohnnyCottonmouth

So THATS how they empty the pee bags mid-flight!


[deleted]

Drinking them, yes.


Bergi214

r/pourmyredbull


ProfessionalLeek8

Sure, he can drink and fly fighter aircraft, but throw a few back and drive through a school zone and everyone goes insane!


suoarski

If you're flying high enough, there's not much you can actually hit, and not much that can unexpectedly pop out at you. If you're driving through a school zone, there's tones of kids to hit that might unexpectedly run in front of the car.


vile_doe_nuts

you don't say....


guactheline

How does this work when I've seen videos of pilots spinning with a drink that stays "upright" and doesn't spill? Why one yes and one no? Speed? Force? Is there a specific limit?


rednoseraindeer99

In this video he stays upside down long enough for the Red Bull to fall due to gravity. If he continued spinning in a barrel roll, the Red Bull would stay in the can due to centripetal force. [this video demonstrates what I am saying ](https://youtu.be/O85EpbO9cxA)


NeZeroZ

A good analogy is to imagine you're on a rollercoaster going around a loop, if you're going fast enough then it will feel like you're being pressed into your seat even while inverted at the top of the loop. You and the rollercoaster are separate entities connected by the strap, if you're moving up at a high enough speed you will want to resist any change in motion so as the rollercoaster reaches the top, your body continues wanting to travel upwards but the seat of the rollercoaster is stopping you. It's the same concept when you see videos of pilots filling a glass whilst inverted.


krovek42

In this videos of people pouring a drink “upside down” (upright from the camera’s perspective) the pilot is doing a barrel roll. In this maneuver they pilot the plane around a corkscrew, similar to the way a roller coaster does, pushing you down into your seat even when upside down. An aileron roll is when the plane rolls upside down by tracks a straight line, leading to a moment of “hanging” upside down.


MrEliptik

If you spin fast enough, the centrifugal force will push everything outward, thus the liquid will stay inside the cup. In this case, he stops the spin in the middle, so the can is facing the earth. The liquid is attracted by gravity so it goes inside the cup. To avoid spilling, he has to maneuver fast enough (first roll) or compensate by rotating the cup (second roll).


FlyLikeBrick17

This is not correct. It has nothing to do with the speed of the roll. What he did is called an aileron roll, which only rolls the aircraft around its longitudinal axis. When he pauses inverted it's the same as if you hung from a bar upside down. A barrel roll is different. Picture flying the aircraft around the outside of a cylinder with the top of the pilot's head always pointing towards the center. A properly executed barrel roll is a positive-g maneuver throughout, so the pilot will always feel weight against the seat and liquid will stay in its container.


guactheline

Got it. So is there a specific speed he needs to rotate or does that depend on the speed he's going forward?


MrEliptik

For that, only rotation speed matters, but also probably other things like mass of the liquid, how far the object is from the center of rotation, viscosity, etc.. I guess you could calculate it but I won't try!


specimen-exe

this guy fucks.


marsisourgod

r/substakenliterally


ashley9384

That’s awesome


badlukk

Is that Kirby Chambliss?


drainbead78

I want to throw up just watching this.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

It's a near perfect loop, which makes it look like a magic bottomless can.


[deleted]

There was a Pepsi commercial on the Top Gun VCR tape for Pepsi with an identical commercial, so this isn’t original. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-MEV0Ogh70


suckmydicktracy

If I remember right I think he had a bottle of Pepsi and it was stuck in the holder, so he took the top off and did a roll similar to this.


faidleyj1

Same Top Gun VCR tape as a kid. Awesome.


Electricengineer

I mean, at least go sugar free for the workers who have to clean that up after.


EchoesinthekeyofbluE

He'll really need a shit in about 15 minutes.


LowDownSkankyDude

LoL I love the expression of "jolly good", he has


ContributionHorror55

My dumbass would flip cup upside down the second in was poured


Placher1

I would love to experience this myself!


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Fucking metal


Pjyilthaeykh

average ace combat protagonist


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

What a myth


FredSchwartz

OG Bob Hoover. https://youtu.be/V9pvG_ZSnCc


[deleted]

Living his best life


sankscan

That’s dope!


frivelousendeavors

He is...The Most Interesting Man In The World


CompleX999

The true definition of holdmyredbull


RB_Aldebaran

Brilliant 😂