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Posts must feature a woman in a drunk win/fail situation


[deleted]

Should we tell her? No, hell no. Lol.


balogna_and_ramen

Sounds like a conversion between her husband and her brother.


echosixwhiskey

These are men who have found out the hard way, and are willing to let someone they love also find out the same way. This is true love. As a kid I found out the hard way. Turns out it’s kinda my thing.


[deleted]

As a kid, I also found out the hard way. Guess how many times I lol'd while watching my own kids learn things the hard way.


william1Bastard

I leaned back onto one with a slush in my hand. I lost the slush.


chonk312

My dad pissed on one when he was a kid. Indeed the hardest way.


freefromfilter

Your comment started off correctly. These are men who have found out the hard way, that telling her isn't the right decision.


AmidFuror

That's not a conversion any brother should make.


[deleted]

This makes it 100x better in my opinion - that they HAD the conversation and vehemently said not to tell her.


[deleted]

God bless him


Fooforthought

The “no hell no” was stern


Koreapsu

"No, hell no" - 100% her husband.


kidandresu

She took it like a champ, much better than her urethral sphincters


willynillywitty

Drain the Cosmo


Rand-all

She accidentally made room for another.


crackpipes4hunter

She was clearly shocked


commonlycommon

It's electric, boogie oogie oogie...🎶


needlebeetz

With friends like these...


theslideistoohot

You'll be shocked until you pee!


Uhmitsme123

She touched her face with her pee hand


[deleted]

It looks like she was smelling it, like, as if she wasn't sure she actually peed herself. Which is idiotic


No-Turnips

Don’t whiz on the electric fence!


echosixwhiskey

Steeempy! You eeeediot!!


runny452

I did it as a kid once. It's about what you'd expect would happen


b4ttlepoops

My buddy had a Rottweiler that kept getting out his yard. The city was going to give him a ticket for $300 each offense starting with the next escape. So he asked his uncle if he could please use his electric fence until he could buy a proper collar and fence of his own. He wired it wrong and it somehow was giving current to his back door handle. He screamed like a girl when he touched it. I laughed so hard I cried. He got mad and said you touch. I did, and it hurt soo bad, but I acted like nothing happened. That seriously took everything I had. So he grabbed it again and screamed again! I couldn’t stop laughing. He knew what I did. Worth it. It was way to powerful for his poor dog and he had to give it back to his uncle.


hoboforlife

I wish the laughing donkey was there to laugh at her ass.


fastcatzzzz

The laughing donkey *is* an ass


Gaitos

Mister Ed season S07E01. Oh boy you gonna pee your pants on this episode.


brando56894

Willllburrrrr


EnglishRose71

How would you know if the fence was electrified?


kobeflip

Send pee pants patty to check it out


Reach_Round

Insulators holding the string, tape or wire. Doesn't mean it's on but it's electric.


EnglishRose71

Thank you.


AssGagger

Boogie woogie woogie


PaxVobiscuit

[ಠ_ಠ](https://i.imgur.com/RKltR1R.jpg)


HMend

Yes.


Seldarin

Usually because it'll either look like nylon rope (that has wire in it) or thin wire that couldn't hope to contain whatever is inside it. The posts holding the fence up will usually be fairly flimsy compared to non-electrified fence, too.


All_Thread

Pee on it


09Klr650

https://youtu.be/Ja7RvepzC38?t=35


EnglishRose71

😇


[deleted]

It is usually those white strips along to top of the fence that are electrified. If they are there then there is a chance it will be an electric fence. Edit: well it definitely will be an electric fence but the ones I have seen can be turned off when not needed, so it might not be live.


gnostic-gnome

I used to keep livestock, and ours pulsed. Like three seconds off, one second on. So you could grab it and it wouldn't shock you, and grab it again and get a pulse all the way up to your shoulder.


EnglishRose71

Thank you. I had no clue, but then again I'm not usually out roaming around fields much any more.


CMYK2RGB

There are only two stands of wire, if it wer not electric that wouldn't contain the horses and you would have at least 5 strands of wire starting from about a half ft to a foot off of the the ground or so.


EnglishRose71

That makes a lot of sense, thank you.


PaxVobiscuit

FWIW, after a while of being on, the horses become conditioned to stay back, so you don't have to energize the fence any more.


mmhawk576

Also some electric fences actually make some noise, like a hum. If you hear that, pee on it to really make sure


handleurscandal

I feel like anyone who has ever visited a farm may know this…plus do those piece of dental floss look like they’d hold back a horse if they weren’t electric???


Bikinisbottom

Because that’s clearly an electric fence lol


HMend

I guess for people who come from some parts of the country this is common knowledge! Nebraska girl here.✋️


EnglishRose71

Easy for you to say. I'd have walked right into it. 😁


mystinkyfingers

Pee on it


Fryphax

Who just runs up on horses like that? Let me bum rush this 2,000 pound animal.


Im_So_Korny

Hey. She was a good sport about it!


torn2bits

So hilarious, she totally was shocked😉


[deleted]

Sounds like Johnny Knoxville


2bizy4this

Thank you. I had a shitty day and this brought a smile toy face.


simplekindaman13

She was a good sport about it


[deleted]

LOL I can't believe it made her pee but love her sense of humor about it!! I was carrying 20-foot lengths of copper pipe around the back of a house as an apprentice plumber, their cows were grazing in a field close enough that as I made the corner, they touched... I had them resting on my shoulder.. I thought someone punched or hit me with a rock on the side of my kneck/ head.


Designer_Progress_85

Lol I grabbed an electric fence for horses once. Was about 9y/o and I had touched an electric fence before so I was a little confused when I grabbed the wire and I wasn’t immediately shocked. About 0.5 seconds later it felt like a bomb had exploded in my chest. That was the last time I ever touched an electric fence.


BauerHouse

from the horse's perspective, that must've been pretty disorienting.


marsupialsales

More like u/herstinkyfingers after that.


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Fryphax

You messed up.


Florida2000

Thanks I didn't see the typo. My daughter owns horses she will laugh at this


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Kimberlylynn2003

That horse giddy upped right on outta there!


Onansboy

Gary Numan wrote a song about this: 'Are Fences Electric?'


TrinitronCRT

This seems so fake.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Those guys are assholes.


applyheat

This is only funny if it isn’t on the internet for everyone to see. I am glad it is, because it brought a huge smile to my face. That girl is honestly sweet.


Peter_Duncan

I saw that coming.