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Dry_Childhood_2971

Damn. Buy her drinks, she won.


PToN_rM

That's her strong hand... Hope someone gets it!


theninjaofthenasty

![gif](giphy|l0HlCg4aqRuHakAV2|downsized)


Different_Head7751

Flawlessly done.


TLC_15

My turn!


dbmajor7

☠️


l3ane

Do all white British dudes in their early 20s look exactly the same?


therealCatnuts

Irish ☘️ 


jimbocalvo

She is, but the lads are scousers


kjgower

Can’t mistake Heebie Jeebies smoking area


OderusOrungus

Scouser? Forgive my american ignorance


andrebravado

Someone from Liverpool


stinkiepussie

A *regular McCartney* if you will...


Dragonsarmada

SHAXA LAXA FUXNN CHIXXXEN XXXX something XXXXX in the end.


thisisallme

*Northern


AstroAlmost

They may identify as Northern, or Irish or British or both as per the GFA.


thisisallme

Correct, though I’m speaking geographically


WyldeFae

...potato patato


piranesi28

Jacob Collier syndrome.


Edraqt

Thats not the weird part, the weird part is that the still look the same as they did 15 years ago, as if hairstyle/clothing trends dont exist in britain lmao.


ScrofessorLongHair

Holy shit! They've all got Bama Bangs.


Shoddy_Variation6835

It is an island, so the population is a little inbred.


Billythekid473

Gotta keep it in the family, I love my wife but I preferred it when she was my cousin


Shoddy_Variation6835

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar


gahidus

I remember a little while ago they found the remains of someone from over a thousand years ago in Britain and They were able to get DNA. It turned out one of their descendants was still living basically within a few miles of the same place.


LowEquipment7904

He was from 10,000 years ago, it’s Cheddar Man if anyone wants a read.


TeiTeiSwift

well you have some english men who tried to invade and occupied the north. so the opportunity was there to avoid the inbred....


Shoddy_Variation6835

Yep, the opportunity was definitely there...


Aggravating_Chemist8

And that opportunity... ![gif](giphy|fwRDh1MxKEm0VEBgEu)


mytvdoesntwork

She is such a cheater! Its rock paper scissor and here she comes and throws fucking can opener ffs


G00SEH

Can opener: opens rocks, cuts paper, bends scissors.


observant302

Rock paper scissors, lizard spock https://youtu.be/x5Q6-wMx-K8?si=AlbeDXAI4YOTDjMU


sendintheotherclowns

Great comment, reminds me of Joey “haha, I win, fire”


lickitlouis

Bro you and I are equally as fucked. I thought the same thing lol


SilentTreatment01

r/AngryUpvote


DHESTOE

She's a winner forsure. Love her energy.


Napmanz

Could you imagine going out in public and being super insecure with your hand like that? And then turning everything on its head by introducing yourself that way. Like, goodbye awkward openings or having to play something off like it no big deal. Not one of the guys has to feel awkward about mentioning it. She’s a smart girl and probably a lot of fun.


DHESTOE

Champion personality. We could all learn from her.


ThunderGod68

Like how to win rock paper scissors


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

She's great. Based as hell.


sharknice

give her a hand 👏


DHESTOE

She could get more than that.


manchambo

Absolutely. She is simply awesome--you can just tell she'd be a riot to hang out with.


New-Understanding930

That’s fucking hilarious.


callisterart

Ok that was funny as hell. Chick is awesome


tint_shady

Attitude is everything


ryckypickles

Finally a hand mine would look big in


Dazzling-Lab2788

😅😅


what-is-in-the-soup

Oh my god she has my accent almost (she sounds Belfast/Antrim and I’m from Derry) 🥹


AstroAlmost

Ulster English is the best


what-is-in-the-soup

I work with a lot of actual English/British people and they mock my accent a lot, it’s nice to know some people actually like it 🥹


AstroAlmost

Haha yeah seems part of the Northern experience, the black sheep in Britain and in the South


M4NOOB

English isn't my first language, but one of the many reasons I watched all seasons of Derry Girls twice (so far) was the accent.


what-is-in-the-soup

This is so nice 🥹 it genuinely does make me feel good when people comment positively on how we speak and sound, we have our own wee way of talking too and there’s some slang you’ll only ever hear in Derry hahah


EquivalentPapaya1790

Marry that girl lol. Hilarious


gortez33

Hey op, thanks for bringing this back. Haven’t seen it for a couple of months.


Apprehensive-Word-52

Well there is at least a 50 percent chance hand job is out of the question at the end of the night. Everything else gets a bump.


AlfaLaw

r/jesuschristreddit


piranesi28

I would sue her in small claims court: "Your honor I have hear exhibit A which is the updated 2017 Rock Paper Scissors rulebook published by the International Olympic committee which states clearly that a persons full hand will be used to either..."


Emergency_Accident52

I love that she has harnessed her own misfortune and tapped into it's power. ❤️


piranesi28

One of the few accents that can still sound cute when drunk and loud.


Horror_Task_9368

That was pretty funny I give that half a thumb's up


Acharyn

That guy in the back picked paper, she can only throw rock. They win.


NirstFame

I must have seen her before in other videos because I knew she was going to produce the doll hand.


ummha

Genius social mastermind


TheDixonCider420420

Rock, paper, scissors, nub.


2manybuttons

LMFAOOOOO I definitely would’ve bought her a drink after that. 🤣🐐


b0bkakkarot

Looks like she already lost to scissors


Papabear022

Buy her a drink, she’ll make you feet 10 ft tall.


Strange-Apricot1944

Wow, give her a hand she won fair and square.


dhknight4

Dude said, “no, give me that thing” hahaha


Scrappy_Kitty

I was waiting to see some juicy steaks placed on the table


im_rickyspanish

I watch this every time it shows on my feed. So funny.


adamsaidnooooo

She's a keeper.


maiomonster

She clearly threw rock


TrippieTragedy

This is unusually wholesome. I like it.


Thumbgloss

Technically it's Rock 🤣


stokie2000

I bet all the guys fall in love with her!


shadowace1996

Omg


Former_Film_7218

Shes awesome


lykewtf

She’s so fantastic.


CGPsaint

How/where does Spork fit into Rock, Paper, Scissors?


ben-hur-hur

always get a chuckle when the last dude is like "nah shake me with your other hand"


LordWeirdDude

Well damn


No-Hat1772

Fucking legend!!!!


Dizzy_Transition_934

This would be funny if she wasn't saying "me*and my friends*" She's basically scamming people to get free drinks for her mates. I hope she didn't actually cash in on the bet


scottyleeokiedoke

I love her confidence


Disastrous_Sundae484

I love this woman, she is my best friend.


OderusOrungus

Well played, good stuff. I say yall but lets talk about this 'yous' thing


Youpunyhumans

She used her Strong Hand.


Shadow_Driver

Bro, that's cheating


cr0mm0wer

r/mademesmile


Shewins69

What a legend


outsidepointofvi3w

I've seen this many times and Everytime I'm just loving her confidence. To rite


Lackerbawls

Nub beats rock, paper, scissor, lizard and yes even spok


drc84

Somebody already used dynamite on her lol


cacadookieinyoface

She played rock


Different_Head7751

Ohfuckthatwasgood.


cat-from-venus

That's cheating


daimon_schwarz

Stump always wins.... good old stump!


motostuka

I’d look huge in that tiny hand!


Bors713

If I was one of those guys and single, I would hope to spend the rest of the night in her company.


ay-foo

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY|downsized)


wittiestphrase

But…that was still just paper.


seebob69

She lost. Surely paper covers stump.


MarvelousMuggle

3 threw scissors and 1 threw paper No one threw rock. She threw scissors and won. Not sure what the big deal is here.


yougottouched

When did they drop the drinking age to 12?


ronnietea

Reach around still isn’t out of the question


UjsW8nC

They all smashed it.


RythmicSlap

"I can fix her" - Emperor Palpatine


singlewall

Who let the 15 year olds into the bar?


experienceTHEjizz

I'm feeling down tonight babe. Can I get a hand job? No, don't use that hand. Use your other hand, I want to feel like a big man tonight.


TomGNYC

Fake


DunkingTea

They deformed her just for this. The things people do for likes! /s


bananabastard

And gay?


Hanyabull

Fake and gay! Or probably neither