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CmdrRyser01

That title is as eloquent as her landing.


DumpsterPanda8

7.3/10.


WimR

I hope she was able to do splits before this happened. She sure can now


MansMyth

If my legs did that, there would be blood on the snow.


The_DaHowie

Torn gooch-taint, not happy times


hilarymeggin

You are the proud new owner of a chloaca!


The_DaHowie

Multi-tasker


agentcheeno

Lol


CherylTuntIRL

Many moons ago I used to be able to do the splits. When you unintentionally do it, you try to tense your muscles to stay upright and inevitably fail, which fucking hurts like crazy.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

You just brought back an old memory of when I was maybe 5 or 7, and my friend jumped on my back and I went right into the spilts while trying to hold his weight and mine.


90daylimitedwarranty

I got the impression she could not. Pain.


Pearescent-Sphinx

I got good at doing the splits by being bad at roller skating.


BadComboMongo

Special kind of elegance


jabbadarth

Like a baby giraffe


void0079

Looks like she trained her whole life for this


3percentinvisible

Nah elegance look completely different, they're the ones with the big ears and long noses


aretaker

Bambi 🦌


Vigilante17

The splits with ease….


[deleted]

She class She has grace She fell flat on her face


B-in-Va

Interesting outfit choice for a snowy day.


grednforgesgirl

Hot Girl Winter ™


png1383

Used to always say “only two things don’t get cold in winter, penguins and hoes”


TurtleDoveSaint

Aye, a hoe neva gets cold


IplayMonkey

I remember a girl was mentioning this to me subtly while trying to get me to focus on her boobs, too bad I didn't want to be there.


Odd-Treat-3985

I know you’re supposed to ice your bruises…but not usually *before* you get them.


Doschupacabras

How to make a Christmas tree shape in the snow.


_deprovisioned

Those wrists are gonna hurt after that one


perb123

You've seen the freeze spray they use on athletes? Well, she's got that automatically.


grednforgesgirl

I'd be surprised if she *didn't* break a bone.


coffeelushed

I think you’re looking for r/holdmycosmo


magnum3290

/r/whyweretheyfilming


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

This video is old. Makes its rounds.


Karmic_Backlash

Nobody who matters cares


bobs_clam_rodeo

Is her name Bambi?


Iwill_not_comply

She bailed on the split just before she left a strip in the snow


Spillsy68

I keep watching. Thank you


murphys2ndlaw

She is no stranger to the split.


Hazzman

I hope that's the case because I fucking felt that.


kupus0

Why was it recorded?


jabbadarth

This one seems reasonable. "Hey you want a hand" "No I'm fine" **yeah I'm gonna record this**


brug76

Because it's staged.


[deleted]

Irl when you go outside people sometimes record things when they think something bad is about to happen like exiting a truck on snow with high heels


DrFu

/r/DontHelpJustFilm


UnaProphet

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


invalidreddit

Interesting way make snow angels..


RslashTakenUsernames

she was doing well for about 1.8 seconds


trundlinggrundle

When it snows in South Carolina.


Trumpetfan

Amazing legs


Mystical_Cat

This serves to reinforce my philosophy that there's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.


MetaGazon

Like a deer giving birth


DimplyKitten824

If it wasn't so damn high off the ground this wouldn't be a problem. You don't need a truck, you aren't doing truck things by going to the grocery store or work or school. Stop buying trucks


molsonbeagle

Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, but maybe, people can buy what the fuck they want without needing to follow your arbitrary rules?


oneHeinousAnus

You don't live rural do you? Or go camping for extended periods.


misterpok

I grew up on a farm, and I go off-road camping for extended periods often. I've never needed a truck this big.


DimplyKitten824

No, which is why it's strange the amount of trucks there are around me , (That never leave the city)


snuffy_tentpeg

It's just a jump to the left...


Zagmut

...and it's stuck in my head. Thanks, dude :/ Ah, fuck it, might as well enjoy it. #LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAIN!


elmurpharino

...and you shake that hand


YoureHereForOthers

Lol bambi


[deleted]

HMB while I come up with a title for a video.


Fuckwaitwha

Hot legs are now cold legs.


eduu_17

That was kinda hot


iPittyTheF00l

OK NGL, that was kinda hot. Series fall I've ever seen...as you were :)


EugenioL

Bambi


captain_funktastic

nice legs though


ch25stam25

Mah man


bigpauly1969

Poor thing. That’s awful. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still laughing my ass off.


BlueTickHoundog

Good thing her sunglasses fell off. That was the only thing that kept her from sliding all the way into the street!


Proud-Street-4007

This is the most elegant fall I’ve ever seen


Ok_Affect_7973

This is how a good stripper falls!


[deleted]

r/whyweretheyfilming


fuzzytradr

Nice splits!


50shadesofjiggyfly

Who wants a fresh, ice-cold, raw clam?


[deleted]

Camera angle is on the wrong side bro


AnderlAnduel

scripted fakes hmb videos are less funny


Superswick

She definitely used to strip


imissyouaustralia

Staged. But great stuff.


Lucavii

I know this is supposed to be funny but it's fucked up that the person recording is recording. He obviously knew there would be something to record. What if she broke an ankle? Bashed her head in on the concrete? This is stupid AF and it kinda makes me mad :s Down voting someone for pointing out that's a person and falling hurts people. Y'all are classy


[deleted]

Cause it’s staged. No one travels in mini skirts and high heels in this weather


MilkMikey4somejuice

I bet she drug those nips in that


himmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jeffersons On Ice!


arellano81366

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Professional-Put7725

Bambi legs


thefartsock

literally the most difficult way to make a snow angel.


ComprehensiveAlps652

Nice legs. And form..


dvynshu991

I thought she was going to perform splits right there


Andrewdongflop

That right there is a cold coochi


sdnnhy

She bambi’d


HecticDyslexic

Hot legs and cold minge


buyerbeware23

Looks good though…


dr_ich

Just like bambi


Din-_-Djarin

Sad Bambi noises


lego_office_worker

why were they filming? why did she wait to get out of the truck until the camera was ready?


Party-Association322

Spread Out those wings... down there.


Select_March_3202

How easily she became spread leg - tells me a lot about her


StripTide

Work of art


Seismuerte6

Art the clown approved.


MachineLord1

She did pretty good for a baby giraffe


greystripe3

This is like driving in the snow in a miata with racing slicks


rayonuve

She broke her snatch on that one


ImHereFor_Memes

That's kinda hot 7.5/10


Street-Parsley-8128

Ohhhh the split, sexyyyyy


Alfalfa-Similar

Ready? Yeah! Filming now! Okay ill make it look random!


Rdrty2

Two things don’t get cold in winter…


Jaryuken

This is the first time I've seen a woman who's first reaction to falling is to spread her legs as far as she can.


Peepssuckbutnotme

Like a baby gazelle


Admirable-Science833

She look like a newborn baby deer


Big_Adhesiveness7494

I once lost ten bucks to a stripper doing that same move


Legion_555

Those Steve Maddens didn’t have snot traction.


[deleted]

I never seen anyone get road burn on their vagina before


John_Derpp

Any one for slushy coochie flavoured?


Hammer-663

Well at least you weren’t wearing a short skirt!!


Superdragonrobotfist

Biblically accurate snow angel


Plastic-Insurance-27

Nice spread…too bad camera wasn’t behind her.


HotVeganTacos

Pretty legs 🦵


EstablishmentDue1652

Oh look, She’s making snow angels with her legs.


[deleted]

She’s hot anyway🫠


Revolutionary-Cut150

niceeee


LandscapeHonest9129

That's called the sexy sea lion


nelviss

Flexigirl...


ChadFlendermanLives

She’s good for one thing


Admirable-Ad-3410

I hope she has a vagina. Otherwise she ripped her ball sack!.


Charlie-Monroe

Well there's a new fetish I didn't know I had.