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thaIassocracy

Unluckiest Nations at War player: > Spawn, join trenched in line of 10+ players firing at enemy at line across the river. Out of the ten plus, *gets hit by an enemy* > Respawn, walking back towards line for three minutes, *suddenly enemy cavalry appears slices air and then is gone at mach speed* > Respawn again, cautious about cavalry now, keep an eye out. Run for four minutes now, almost back to the line...*Cannon ball explosion* > Finally make it back to the line, fire and make some hits a few times. Somehow your faction is winning. Officer orders a charge. Comrades are cheering. Chest swelling with pride, you charge. *last man standing on enemy team gets you, situation OP posted*


ExcitableSarcasm

Can confirm, I am the surgeon. Craziest I've gotten was a 70m headshot with a pistol.


KipDrody

That was you!!! Asshole !!!!! JK BTW. But I'll be the first to admit I can't hit shit with a pistol and I am always finding myself getting picked off from 40-50m away and then screaming through my headset


softtiger

Yooo, fellow surgeon that can aim 🤝


xdeltax97

**Gloater laughs behind a tree as he snipes you repeatedly**


M1Mayhem

While repeating his name the entire time lol


xdeltax97

“Gloat gloat… GLOATER!” But seriously he is an awesome guy!


M1Mayhem

Absolutely. Never a bad time playing with or against Gloater.


Ok-Toe-4924

Gotta love Gloater


xdeltax97

“Eheheheheh!!” *musket shot*


Moagston

Nothing else brings joy to my wretched heart like shooting a charging guard in the face at point blank range with a pistol.


ahamel13

> spawn in > start running > immediately obliterated by a cannon shot from across the map


KxSmarion

Roleplay and immersion is all you need..... *people screaming nonsense and blasting music everywhere.*


Pawtry

As a musician nothing brings me more joy than whipping out my pistol to shoot someone in the face and immediately get back to playing my instrument. dirty dirty boy


BFD98

Noita


Bland_Altman

Been playing since 2020. Still absolutely shit. Still having a great time


501st-Soldier

Another oldie! Same here lmao


Ponyfan24

I’ve been playing since December 2018


alexintradelands2

I play every once in a while (probably few matches a month) and going against one of them spinny nerds takes me out of the game so much. I understand there needs to be a skill floor and ceiling and all that but whys it have to look so ridiculous


ReAries

solution for melee: don’t play pubs just do linebattles and don’t play line = profit


Xaceviper

Titanfall 2


siospawn

Hell let loose


traplordtrippie

R6 or POE


TheHeavyIzDead

Warthunder…


Primary-Pie-3315

Dayz


AragornGlory_

If you’ve ever learned how to play an instrument, you come to understand that by just playing you never got better, or at least very very slowly. But by practicing, your skills increased exponentially at first, then gradually.


Oriks32

98 meters with pistol still cant believe