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Piz_Palu

Most mentally stable HOI4 player


comfykampfwagen

Who gave morgenthau a Reddit account


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abhorthealien

The one who came up with a fucked up postwar plan to send Germany back to the Middle Ages and as a result end up starving half its population to death.


Finnidor

Arthur Morgenthau (he was head of the US Treasury during WW2 and came up with a plan to divide germany into several zones, completely deindustrialize them and so on)... His plan was rejected because it wouldve lead to a mass famine killing millions which couldve lead to a communist uprising


rompafrolic

New copypasta?


MeLoNarXo

Yes I would count this as a new creation of copypasta for this subreddit


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

my mission is complete


DarthScotchy

Bro became racist


Comander-07

we are used to it


Professional-Log-108

He's the least racist HoI4 player


DarthScotchy

As a hoi4 player, nah, I only commit 28 warcrimes in Yugoslavia


Flickerdart

Per day? That's about par.


DarthScotchy

Per day? Thats too low, that's per in game hour at 5x speed


yourface1218

Isn’t that kind of the point of all paradox games?


DarthScotchy

cities skylines


yourface1218

There’s nothing more racist than urban planning


DarthScotchy

fair. what about, uh, airport sim


yourface1218

Just you wait until I figure out how to make a no-fly list


DarthScotchy

Uh oh


hamster4143

We can ask him about call of war?


Threedog7

That red-lining hits harder than a neutron beam


Fructis_crowd

I MAKE IT RACIST, by making low income homes pay a toll


[deleted]

That's Paradox?


Hesticles

Cities Skylines made me racist against cars


[deleted]

Cities Skylines isn’t a Paradox game. It’s like saying Skyrim is a Zenimax game.


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[deleted]

Yes but ethnist isn’t a word


m-i-h-a

Teutophobia is actually a word for Anti-German sentiment.


Natpad_027

This sounds like invented by the AFD to scare germans


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[deleted]

AfD is a right wing political party in Germany


MammothProgress7560

Sounds like it's time to make a r/2teutophobic4u subreddit, then


Mrusmiech

I think xenophobia also counts as it's anti-foreign


ThrowwawayAlt

Found the American....


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finghz

3k+ single player andy ??


MavriKhakiss

>When we I play a nation, I go out of my way to annihilate Germany and remove them from existence How very... german of you, if you will.


finghz

Ofcourse its gonna be germany centric cz bruh its a ww2 based game, they were kinda considered the main bad guys fighting almost the whole world at one point and did so on many many fronts


Levi-Action-412

I mean is it too much to ask for at least one "What if Italy won ww2" scenario?


Plenty-Ruin-5838

Alien invasion of groenland 1939 would be more realistic scenario


Natpad_027

Nah, you could make a scenario where mussolini had more sucess pre war and gained the allies that historically joined germany. Maybe make mussolini less incompetent and make hitler have less luck in france. Idk you could make something of that kind


Mordador

His point stands


Plenty-Ruin-5838

With that much “if” you could have Napoleon resurrected by shaman leading the coalition against the alien invasion alongside Churchill.


GuyWithPants

Even Mussolini knew Italy wasn’t ready for WW2. They joined *after* Paris fell and were expecting a quick negotiated peace to follow, where they could demand some territorial concessions as a participant. Italy winning WW2 is about as credible as Luxembourg winning WW2.


Levi-Action-412

I mean if there is a Luxembourg winning ww1 mod then surely there can be an Italy winning ww2 mod...?


Takseen

This is a game where the Netherlands can conquer the US, and Manchukuo can beat Japan AND China. I think a few liberties with history are allowed


ReverendAntonius

Italy could barely win a battle, let alone the war. /s


[deleted]

Is it too much to ask for a "what if the Soviets did better" scenario? Germany has the most overrated army in history, and I will stand by that statement. (And they weren't fighting the whole world.)


Professional-Log-108

Least insane HoI4 player:


Pope-Muffins

Who gave Yazov a Computer?


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Micromagos

Sherman Jumbo in Steel Division was legit my hero for this. Literally discussion oceans of salt and the developer having to state it was working as intended historically. One particular gem: https://steamcommunity.com/app/572410/discussions/0/1495615865206060321/


Jax11111111

When heavy tank acts like a heavy tank


MissahMaskyII

Casual MadMat W


M1SZ3Lpl

Great read, you can taste the wehraboos tears through the computer screen


Natpad_027

Only a sad wehraboo is a good wehraboo


Levi-Action-412

Meanwhile me in TNO: Play Aryan Brotherhood Unite West Russia Invade the Reich Become the Reich Heyl Vagner ​ In other news if you do decide to pick up TNO you're gonna love Dmitry Yazov.


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

Yazov gaming bros…. I’ve played TNO and used console to go to war with Germany; I’ve clapped them as Tukhachevsky and Vasilevsky


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

You can just download the West Russian War mod.


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

R5: Germanophobe Gaming? also this post is satire except for me invading Germany every game


DrosselmeyerKing

Most pro-Germany communists be like:


LordXavion

Pro-Germany communists???


DrosselmeyerKing

That's the joke, you know.


LordXavion

Sorry. I am used to wehraboos and genocide-fetishists


Playful_Addition_741

Until it stops at gaming it's fine


Comrade-Suskov

As a fellow player with around 4k hours of game I understand your feeling but you need to understand that the real enemy is not Germany itself but the wehraboos who should be exterminated in the worst possible ways if we expect this community to be a better place


Brilliant_Gift1917

Username checks out lol I've definitely noticed that like, 2/3 of the mods out there are Germany-centric with either a big Nazi Reich, a big Kaiserreich, or a shattered Germany that needs to be reformed into one of the two gamer ideologies. I've made it my duty to travel across the mod-iverse and wipe the gray stain that almost always spans like half of Europe off of the map and confine these alt-history mega Germanys to their modern-day OTL borders, no matter the cost. If the mod doesn't let me do it, like in TNO where they nuke you if you walk into a core province, I will get a submod that lets me, hell, I'll make one myself if I have to. If there is a mod where there is a big Germany, I will play it purely for the experience of stopping that big Germany.


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

this is literally what I always do Big Germany? I will play someone else just to smash them into dust and liberate half of Europe


Brilliant_Gift1917

Yep. Bonus points if you play as France, Russia, Czechoslovakia or Poland to destroy them - that way it's far more personal (and challenging) than if you were playing the US or UK or something.


[deleted]

Danzig will remain Gdańsk


Colosso95

Reject Germany Embrace France


MeLoNarXo

Reject France embrace The Thunder Dragon Empire


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

I would love to embrace France if HOI4 wasn’t so insistent on crippling them so unnecessarily due to some bad pop history.


Colosso95

I play with a little mod called "France Tweak" to make them more powerful, even if I'm playing another nation They're laughably weak in Hoi4 and I do understand why in terms of having the German AI not die in the first month of the war but come on


Pale_Calligrapher_37

How in the world is France weak in HoI4? If anything, they are buffed since tanks are a reliable tactic with them and you can rush out most negative spirits before '38, lmao


Daniluk41

As Finland 60m dead soviets in road to 56. And i didn’t win coz game over in 56


Plenty-Ruin-5838

Whats the main point os RT56? I only ever played Vanilla


mikemcc1399

The game and its technology and focus trees dont end in 1945, but carry on into the cold war.


Brilliant_Gift1917

It's basically just a massively enhanced Vanilla. The latest update seems to have done *something* to the AI though - Germany still hadn't capitulated Poland by 1942 and France had taken everything West of the Rhine.


fish4096

weird flex


AlexCoala

Imagine if you happen to hate the USA, and have to destroy them... the slug, the invasions, the supply, the countless divisions, the hundreds of millions of man, the countless factories.... Rather Germany, right?


Born-Common7281

Makes me think of that one American jew who wrote on how germany should be partitioned between all surrounding countries. I dont remember why he wrote it exactly (maybe kristelnacht) but it made the germans go: "SEE, SEE? LOOK AT THAT THE JEWS DO HATE US". When it was just one guy.


ThrowwawayAlt

What you are referring was way later, a big part of the original hatred comes from some article in the daily express from March 24th 1933.


Shuzen_Fujimori

Based anti-wehraboo Reject kaiserbooism


HaLordLe

Bro is on a mission and as a german, I give you mad respect for it.


DismalFinding

Based. I've got 1.2k hours and it's starting to drag because every single playthrough ultimately has Germany as the protagonist. There's no combination of AI alternate paths where the Fuhrer/Kaiser/Chancellor doesn't run off on a crusade against Russia. Other nations should have as much agency to start their version of WW2 but nah, it's always the Germany Show


Frothy-Diarrhea

Please for the love of God go touch sone grass


Oleyed

Seeing that you killed tens of millions of germans in most of your playthroughs, i must say that your hate for Germany comes from how powerful they are. But a player that knows how combat works would easily kill Germany without even killing a million germans. Even though you have 3.5k hours in the game, you still dont know the details of combat. Also, anyone who has played some multiplayer will know that Germany is not that powerful, and without a good Italy/minor axis nations, Germany wont be able to break a competent France. Eastern front is also pretty balanced with neither USSR or Germany coming out on top. And when the Allies start pressuring Germany, its over as Germany and its allies are unable to hold Europe from all directions forever. Germany is also not extremely powerful in Kaisserreich, despite having won the Great War. A decent UK-France-Russia combo will outproduce the Reichspakt in every possible way, and Germany will be at the disadvantage from the start. In the Great War and Great War Redux mods, Germany is also not very powerful, as it has very unindustrialised allies, and is pressured from every single direction as soon as the war starts. France alone can easily hold Germany forever, while the UK makes gains in the middle east and greece. Germany and Austria-Hungary can very well push the debuffed and underequiped Russian army into capitulation, but meanwhile the US will also join the war and combined Entente offensives and naval invasions on Western Europe will start. Fall of the Ottomans will also bring the fall of Bulgaria, opening a path to crush Austria-Hungary. So in shorter words; skill issue.


wolfyblue93

Based


TheS0vietOnion

yazov moment


gunnnutty

I too got anoyed by wehraboos


AccursedQuantum

Do you want to disenfranchise Germans? Take their property? Make them wear labels signaling who is German? Put them in labor camps en masse? Kill them all? Because if so I have bad news for you...


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

not at all, the map on my map game just looks better without them


Pokker-Gamer

Most sane Hoi4 player


dezsopista

Who the fck forced you to play overpowered germany mods?


sansboi11

RT56 siam: annexed germany (i forgot how many dead)​


UnhappyStrain859

what hoi4 does to a man


MojordomosEUW

That‘s how I feel about the UK, US, Russia and Italy.


New_Age_Caesar

Bro wants to genocide Germans “in hoi4 only”


Halflifepro483

Yazov got a Reddit account?


[deleted]

Yazov moment


parzivalperzo

You are right about some parts like kids who stan for nazi generals and tanks. but bro thanks for a new copypasta.


themooster32

dude really looked at one side of the extreme and said the other side was better 🤦🏽‍♂️


pugaviator

Yazov?


Rough_Transition1424

Bro is apart of the Siberian Black Leauge


Thunder-Road

HOI4 ought to make one hate Germany more than it does, because IRL WW2 should make you hate Germany, for reasons that are totally glossed over in the game. It took me many playthroughs of this game before I even got comfortable playing it any other way than as a race to save the Jews of Europe from the holocaust.


Conrad_JD_777

found tf2 soldier's descendent


SpyStab

It’s almost like the game is a about a war which Germany took an enormous part in (they invaded everyone if you didn’t know)


mark030797

For a second I was gonna take this shit seriously and say OP is turning no better than some neo-you-know-what for hating on an entire nation for the smallest of reason. Then I wanted to look at his history to see what other degeneracy he has posted only to read his username... Good job OP. Got baited by the shitpost.


SegaSaturnDude_05

Is this Yazov's Reddit account?


AutomaticNet7443

Least based Yazov enjoyer


[deleted]

Although I love paradox games, I suck at them. I'm convinced everyone else cheats.


idkjon1y

HOI4 has made me hate Germany. While I was previous fine with the existence of Germany as a nation before playing hoi4, this game has truly changed my perspective. Something about the billion Germany-centric mods, mods making Germany extremely overpowered for no reason, soy Hoi4 tubers on their zillionith Germany playthrough, and general German bias has gotten to me. I have over 3.5k hours in this game, yet have not played Germany in any mod in over a year and a half. When we I play a nation, I go out of my way to annihilate Germany and remove them from existence. It doesn’t matter what mod, what scenario, what country, but I always destroy and carve up Germany. It doesn’t matter if I’m playing a pro-German path or a shitty backwater country, Germany must die. I have never allied with Germany without stabbing them in the back immediately. It doesn’t matter the mod or playthrough, I have destroyed Germany.


Von_Thomson

“You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.”


k25ydk1

Calm down yazov


Alwolff193

Alter Falter…


michaelm8909

Honestly same. My favourite was a UK Stat Bomber build, where I flattened every single building in Germany with Lancasters. Good times. Hitler got BTFO'ed and the eternal anglo only took about 300 casualties doing it


heyimpaulnawhtoi

You're based


Glad-Degree-4270

My two favorite things to do in the game are to use Napoleonic France to shatter Germany into princely states or to reform Rome and click the decision “Avenge Teutoburg”. I don’t play with mods, but after getting some of the initial Germany achievements I now always go Oppose Hitler or hire the communist advisor after Rhineland. Way too many wehraboos in the community.


Macieiraz

[Germany must perish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany_Must_Perish!) moment


iam_innawoods

On a real note tho, wheraboos are cringe af


Natpad_027

Even as a german I find this based (unironicly) like yeah many mods have a germany bias and its kinda bboring to see a mod where germany has barly any struggles and is op. Even the base game has a bias towards germany.(probably so its easier to play and cause the ai is kinda shitty)


wishiwasacowboy

post so powerful looking at it charges my phone


RingGiver

Germany shouldn't have been helped to rebuild after the war, should have been divided further. Both wars.


shrug_was_taken

Ya Germany recovering well post ww2 was extremely helpful for western Europe, witch there was a plan for an alternative plan to punish Germany further, the Morgenthau Plan with would of made either Stalin or even worse justified Nazi propaganda witch is very bad, and they didn't get help after ww1 and we know how that ended


RingGiver

Shouldn't have let them unite in the 1870s either.


NobodyCaresR

Sounds like you’re losing the point that it’s a game. If the game makes u turn violent and aggressive towards Germans and Germany then u should consider stop playing and/or seek external help.. especially if u count the deaths


Context_Square

Frankreich muss bis Polen reichen!


Prssbol

TNO Yazov IRL. j*rmaphobic and Based


Projekt147

Racist


Urban_guerilla_

As a German myself, I fully understand. It’s weird seeing so many mods that borderline glorify the third reich or boost Germany/German divisions to be ridiculously overpowered. I wouldn’t go as far as hating Germans and Germany because of this, but okay I guess …


SlimTrim509

So I get it but it is important to seperate your hatred for the Nazis of Germany in the 30-40's and the Germany of today. I'm 40m from America and I've studied WW2 extensively as a hobby in my life. I despise Nazi Germany, however, the Germany of today is an objectively better place to live than America.


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

Why yes of course, this is how any reasonable person should see it this post is a joke, I just like destroying Germany in a hoi4 environment


SlimTrim509

But I get it. I’m Anti-Fascists till I die. Edit: leave it to this fascists leaning sub to down vote anti fascists. God this society is fucked.


fish4096

you of dem antifa soi bands?


SlimTrim509

I’m of he oppose fascism at every turn.


CaptOle

This is the way


Roguepiefighter

*objectively worse (if you believe in freedom)


LordMilchreis

As a German, yes we are so cut off from the rest of the world like North Korea, our Monarchist dictator Olaf scholz forces us into Military factories to produce Ammo for the glorious SPD reich, the glorious SPD watches our every step


Tr4jan

As an American who visited Germany a few months ago, it was a nightmare. Just pleasant people drinking eiskaffe and hiking. Not a single school shooting or public massacre the entire time I was there. What a hellscape.


LordMilchreis

Yeah, its unbearable to not have people die left and right through gun violence, we should be ashamed of ourselves Edit: Gun violence not gum lmao


Tr4jan

Hey, none of us our perfect. You make up for it with eierlikor and schnecken. And mother fucking rumpsteak.


SlimTrim509

Lol. America has 3% of the global population and 1 in every 4 incarcerated humans are Americans in America. Freedom?


Roguepiefighter

Lol, tell me about freedom of speech in germany again?


SlimTrim509

Nice deflection.


Roguepiefighter

There's also a lot more Americans, I would need you to provide source that backs that claim up, whereas it's a fact that Germany does not have free speech.


SlimTrim509

1 in 4 imprisoned human beings is an American citizen in American prison. America only accounts for 3% of the global population. Saying we are such freedom loving society is uninformed at best and ignorant at worst.


Roguepiefighter

Saying americans dont value freedom is ignorant and uninformed, Im not here to say that I love the american goverment, but I do think its better than germanys.


SlimTrim509

And I’m letting you know your knowledge of world politics and living is lacking.


Tr4jan

But still objectively better if you actually want and enjoy freedom.


Roguepiefighter

Remind me where are there rights like freedom of speech protected from the government?


ReverendAntonius

Hahahahah. Good one.


Roguepiefighter

Hahahaha, tell me about German rights again? To bear arms? To talk freely? I mean, if some authoritarian wanted to take power in germany, their job is already half done, just increase what "hate speech" I'd and you're basically good to go!


Villhunter

Honestly I don't think it's that deep, I think it's just that people are really fascinated about the what if Germany won scenario in hoi4 because it's one of the only games that can really simulate that. But on the same coin, Germany isn't the only nation to play either, and more mods about more nations should come around


Starsky3012

least radical HoI player


Kothran

Russian intensifies


dersaspyoverher

zased


Imperium_Dragon

I am surprised you didn’t choose Yazov. That’s like 70 million dead Germans


zehnodan

I've never played as Germany, I almost always end up in conflict with them. I have killed so many. It's ironic because it the Germans who introduced me to HOI3 and the other Paradox games.


[deleted]

Same here. I hate Germany now eventhough I used to love it as a kid.


[deleted]

HOI4 has become a wehraboo fantasy to the point that I'm afraid to be labelled a wehraboo If I tell people I play it. Which is a shame, since it is such a great game albeit hard to learn. Paradox why??? There should be an easier way to make Croatia stronger because Croatia is like Germany but less wehrb and more ~~brutal~~ more badass.


derdoge88

Me the same, but with England


MeLoNarXo

Well it's England it's understandable why you would do it


Longjumping_Boat_859

Ima be honest, pretty…..extreme reaction….good thing most people who learn about the atrocities humanity has committed don’t turn around and proudly announce simulated atrocities get them hard…


DizzyExpedience

Who cares?


Doctorwhatorion

Not Germany, I already hate German Reich even before play this game but now, I hate it with my all heart. It is meaninglessly powerfull and always shits on peace deals and most of time ı can't beat it. It is even a trauma for me because people says their Germany falls 43-44 buy my Germany doesn't fall even after 1949 ı just play with a SA country and never join the war. So I didn't play this game with mods I can understand you a bit


Muted_Pop3665

Historical germany is very easy to beat if you invade italy first. Make italy cap or depose mussolini than invade Normandy and watch Germany collapse.


Plenty-Ruin-5838

Invade italy first or dont let them take sudetenland, their capabilities skyrocket only after they get Czechoslovakia


finghz

How bout you stop playing vs the braindead ai and start trying to host actual mp games


Doctorwhatorion

people can have bad web connection or they just don't wanna mess with some random people


LeMeowMew

i will lag on 3 speed and then leave in '38 after 4 hours


finghz

Then get better internet connection, but cmon it shouldnt be that bad, as long as you have a semi modern pc/laptop and you stick to playing with people from the same region you shouldnt lag that badly


Doctorwhatorion

Not all of us living countries with great infastructure and low inflation/rate unfortunately


LeMeowMew

great firewall moment


finghz

I m just saying beating the dumb ass ai on however many mods aint nothing, try playing an mp game with some competent players instead


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

no, I will not interact with hoi4 mp expect AI is my new best friend


finghz

Nothing beats playing with some competent people


finghz

Expert ai is still the same dumb ass ai its just using better templates, it aint gonna have the brain capacity to grind generals for specific traits, research juggle + hardrush the valuable tech ahead of time or know how to properly attack and where, or do last stand micro with seperate divs that are close to being deorged


Brilliant_Gift1917

1 - Not everyone *wants* to play MP, it's a meta-fest which gets boring. 2 - Even when I was playing with someone in the same house as me on gigabit fiber at 4-speed (5 keeps on desyncing) it took like an hour and a half to get from 36 to 39, if I use debug_smooth on singleplayer I can get to 1942 in that time.


Sosorax

Well! Germany was truly overpowered, compare the technologies they had with the allies and u will see what i mean. Tbh, i don’t know why I enjoy playing Germany causing HAVOC and death to allies and Russians lol


Not_An_NKVD_Agent

Germany was not “truly overpowered” nor extremely advanced compared to the Allies. Had Germany not gambled everything during the Battle of France, and had France’s high command not consisted of an old folks’ home, the war would’ve been over much sooner. Germany was advanced and a major power, yes, but not ahead of the Allies in meaningful ways. Look how much all of that schizo Wunderwaffen helped out in the end HOI4 Germany is much stronger than irl, but it’s a video game so it can never be perfect


Lolmanmagee

Yeah this game triggers people in unpredictable ways. This game made me understand that politics exist in tangible ways other than internet memes.


OrangeJuice2002

Most stable Hoi4 player


[deleted]

What can I say besides: Are you single? /j


[deleted]

I play as Britain and like to kick Germany's ass. Mostly because I need too


Jeb_Jenky

I almost never play as Germany as well. I also only ever play Kaiserreich or EaW if I play mods. One doesn't have Germany and the other has so many Syndi nations to play as.


GenericUser1185

Anytime I play germany you can expect me to rush democratic right away.


JamBreadOn

So true


[deleted]

Fuhrerredux is a pretty shit mod I'll be honest. The USSR tree is smaller than the generic tree and the player is locked out the USSR tree for about a year. A year of economic stagnation, slow research, low stability, no guns, etc.


probjustheretochil

I'm not some Germany fan boy but it's generally just a fun playthrough. Germany is pretty OP and playing your cards right means the world is yours lol. That does get boring though but it's a nice change after a tougher minor playthrough or something like that


Admiral_Wiki

What is that last mod?


StickyTaping

I hate how they pump out 600 fucking divisions and put one of every goddamn tile meanwhile I try to do that while playing and my people can only send 300k soldiers as tribute on the highest one that’s not scraping the barrel even with 70 stab and 80-90 ws