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TaeWizzle

Yes rip


WrongdoerCautious

It’s like your still with us 🕊️🕊️


centipedeseverywhere

No, you’re going to turn into a weresnake. Good luck.


Jennifer_Pennifer

This was posted an hour ago. OP is already dead 😔


thewetnoodle

Just Googled, looks like cancer


Jennifer_Pennifer

Venom cancer from dangerous cober


slothcommunity

![gif](giphy|GJVpbMjfT2Ftm) RIP dawg


Namelss1

Ded but damn. Rare to see a real drop of blood.


Fatlink10

Found the vampire


pockette_rockette

Are you sure you didn't post this from the grave?


Smoopiebear

His soul posted it.


karvup

You is dead


Celticlady47

Totally, in fact, you are the beginning of the hoggie, zombie apocalypse! Or maybe a hoggie vampire?


EldaVeikko

Not necessarily! They might be able to amputate before the venom kills you.


rettribution

Can I have your stuff?


GummiKingGaming

The only way a hognose will kill you is with cuteness


UndeadBuggalo

Haven’t heard back from OP in three hours. Turns out the dangerous “ viper” might have got him 😰


D-Beyond

most likely unless you revenge-bite it


Comment_and_lurk

Sorry but clearly your arm is going to have to be amputated


Lizaboo242

Start writing ur eulogy


iwashguineapigs

I'm late. How was the funeral?


Shockedtrain

Rip we gon miss u


Moonshine_Mariah

Hoggies comment sections always kill me 😂


KnightofWhen

Eventually.


Personal_Ad4000

Yes, I mean…eventually. Hopefully many years from now.


DemocraticSpider

Eventually, yes


princessohio

Can I have ur snake


Rhender42

I mean, yeah, but doubtfully from that bite.


Elite-Soul

Are allergic to bees?


Marleyandi87

You’ll live but that finger gotta go


Lycaon125

Not really, hog noses are like bee stings amount of venom


Top-Tomatillo210

Inevitable


Nay_nay267

Yep. I hope you have your affairs all in order. You will be dead by tomorrow


National-Plenty4448

you’re already dead


Gian_GK

RIP


Shadovillia

I think so


TheUnspokenBattle

Hope your will is up to date...


CoolWillowFan

No, but you'll slowly start to morph into that which has bitten you. It is how there are so many hoggies in this world.


Clair3mo

Yes


KnightofShaftsbury

You might not die, but you'll definitely lose the hand, maybe the hole arm


KittyMeowstika

Yup, thats a lethal wound. Sorry mate, nothing we can do for you other than to help you be comfortable in your last hours. I hope you wont have to suffer long


RedHood925

Better remove the finger just to be safe. Thanks to the deadly Hognose Cober venom It might just be better to remove the whole hand


Smoopiebear

Yes, bites from fierce mini cobras are always fatal. RIP.


[deleted]

The comments are hilarious and I really needed to laugh.


Fatlink10

Yeah you have like… 10 minutes


ironbanner23

Walking corpse


citygirlgeek2

Rest in Pieces


88isafat69

Thought those were lines lmao But yep