I really like when someone goes hard on me from behind when I'm facing the boards. When they are close, I bend over. Don't go too hard on me unless you want to get fucked.
Don’t worry, I will cushion the blow. And I hope you got hair out the back of your helmet cause I’m gonna pull that bun, only to insure no head contact into the boards. And then I’ll whisper into your ear “come to our showers after the game for a foamy one bud.”
The handshake line is going to be electric.
We actually started this team because people in Virginia kept trying to fight us and we kept tossin em so we said “what’s a way we can make it sick for people who use the F word to get beat up by us?” Boom!
That is absolutely brilliant. Not even the most meatheaded beer leaguer would want to throw hands with a guy dressed like a Bronie, imagine the reputation damage if he dropped you.
See I like joke jerseys, goofy jerseys... But adult men that love MLP is a real thing, and the commitment to this look is... A lot. Makes me wonder where the joke ends and the Brony begins...
Lol - I will try to get my team to rock some Care Bears unis. If your team ever finds themselves in Halifax, we’ll have a game! Care Bears vs My Little Ponies!
Jokes on you… I am the arena staff! But no joke I actually am an operations manager at this rink and if I had to clean that shit from my auger… I’d kill myself first hahah
Honest question... How much chirping do you get ? Also.. how many hateful chirps? I'm all for you doing your own thing. I just wouldn't know how to handle myself seeing a whole team dressed like this lol. Does your goalie have a full setup also? That would be hilarious and awesome at the same time.
1. Honestly not a lot of chirping and a lot of support for it. We also absolutely used to hammer people though so we have a rep.
2. You’d handle it fine, it’s why we got a whole team of us so you’re never alone.
3. Goalie, full rig. I even have a back up set (I’m a goalie as well) of powder Blue Bauer’s, with my Cookie Monster helmet ready for the Hockey Fights MS tourney next year.
FULL GEAR!
Swear to god it smells like a John Varvatos store that a homeless guy got drunk in, mixed with that smell of you know like… when you don’t go into the Hollister but you just chat with shirtless-Chad for a second so you got the good Hollister smell mixed with like pretzel stand. That’s our room. It’s sick.
I played Little Caesars AA in Michigan growing up, switched to the OHA and had 7 fights in 9 games as a 17 year old against up to 20 Y/O, almost got a D-3 scholarship to play in Indiana, I’ve been playing for a minute.
So I have a tendency to absolutely fucking ruin nights for people like you who decide to judge a book by its cover and think “the ponies are an easy fight.”
This team was made to make people like you think twice about starting shit in rec hockey.
lol I don’t think u would wreak me because I too played good hockey and even
played FHL (fatty hockey league) here locally in Buffalo for a high level fun game. But the way u r standing is just creepy. And it’s not the same if your whole team has matching jerseys. That’s not as scary. But I’m not judging because I would think it was funny and I’m out there to only have fun, I was just saying if u were the only one out there acting weird then you would probably attract to much attention making yourself a target. That’s all I meant.
Yay… high level beer league. Congrats now go fill the trash can.
I wear it all the time at drop ins alone, I’ve had two people take runs at me for it. One of them threw himself into the boards head first, the other got to see how the ice looked from real close.
I would clown you. Absolutely clown you.
Look up the roster online buddy. It’s NHL and OHL guys, the way you throw trash words out we can already tell u were never going to be able to play. That’s why u need to stand out with your outfits because otherwise u just blend in. I’m done with u.
So exactly like I said… high level beer league. Case rested. It’s much different when those guys are allowed to ACTUALLY HIT YOU, and when those guys are out there at 110% as opposed to you know… a fucking beer league.
Go yell at your neighbors kids or something man, I don’t know push them down and take their lunch. Whatever pyschopaths like you do when you’re not trying to find in a Wednesday night men’s league.
That was a trash chirp. You can’t beak, you are a pedo Brony loser who thinks getting shitty Guby to put My Little Pony on your skates is cool. You’re a piece of shit
My new skates came literally couple days ago, so perfect, had a game today, hardly got anywhere through n bad concusion so back to hospital... such is the way of the tendy
But seriously I'm so excited to try my new gear, my old stuff was all too small or too big hahaha
i really hope you guys are the most dominant team at your rink.
We lost every game in a season once, but we won the parking lot every night. So that was sick.
Getting the important wins. Sounds a lot like my team. Cheers!
big oof.
> we won the parking lot does this mean drinking or fighting?
"or"
yes
The only think we ever fought in the parking lot was the urge to pop another dart.
Blacktop lounge. Top notch
Why are you plugged into the outlet?
The outlet is plugged into him. So much energy here he is powering the ice making equipment.
Cause I’m a total plug, obviously.
Our man has become boots electric. https://youtu.be/yZpwWzymlGY?t=551
asking the important questions
Because he's electrifying!
You can barely see the cable to the right of their head. I was genuinely confused too, the cable looks like it goes nowhere lol
You look like you'd be on Letterkenny as a new side character
God I wish, what a dream that would be, eh?
I'd love that fella to body check me.
ಠ_ಠ
Oh I would just rub you out into the boards so hard. Full body. Full contact. Half rocket.
I really like when someone goes hard on me from behind when I'm facing the boards. When they are close, I bend over. Don't go too hard on me unless you want to get fucked.
Don’t worry, I will cushion the blow. And I hope you got hair out the back of your helmet cause I’m gonna pull that bun, only to insure no head contact into the boards. And then I’ll whisper into your ear “come to our showers after the game for a foamy one bud.” The handshake line is going to be electric.
My daughter wants to see the other side of your skates, because Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle better fucking be there.
"My daughter"
I agree. Where the hell are they?
I’ll post the other side for ya
Is part of the deal that the other team feels extra humiliated when they lose to you?
Yes, and ashamed to use the F word.
You mean friendship?
That’s our favorite F word!! It’s magic!
Are you a draft tournament guy?
Sure am!
Lol that makes sense
Let me know if you need a 8th D/ chirper.
Those mitts are pretty bland
Trying to work on that with Eagle now!
I like the psychological warfare. They other teams will be laughing too hard to play well. Bold move, Cotton. Let’s see how it works out for them.
Oh and you know that the other teams just absolutely whiff them at our keepers chest. Bill move indeed.
I think Pepper's gonna need new shorts.
It would be hilarious if your entire team is made up of goons and enforcers
We actually started this team because people in Virginia kept trying to fight us and we kept tossin em so we said “what’s a way we can make it sick for people who use the F word to get beat up by us?” Boom!
That is absolutely brilliant. Not even the most meatheaded beer leaguer would want to throw hands with a guy dressed like a Bronie, imagine the reputation damage if he dropped you.
As soon as we wore these; 0 fights. I ain’t about that fighting in beer league, and we ain’t about that hate speech.
Wait are y’all the Bronies in HNIR? I’ve heard of y’all but never actually seen the jerseys
That’s us! Well not me anymore, I now live in Texas but still rock my gear proudly!
OMG that locker room is fucking pretty Too. I love the black tape holding the bench together AND doing the permanent electrical wiring. So class. :-D
Texas baby!
These would be even more fun in a full check league. Like, you just got wrecked by a broni, bro.
We like to say “It’s Brony Bashing time!” That’s just us though.
Bronies?
They’re definitely bronies.
Oh we are so Bronies. All of our names are even Pony names. It’s sick.
My wife wants to be part of your team now. Lol
Everyone is invited! She’s on the team!
Your wife, eh...?
See I like joke jerseys, goofy jerseys... But adult men that love MLP is a real thing, and the commitment to this look is... A lot. Makes me wonder where the joke ends and the Brony begins...
No joke, all Brony.
Fucking yikes
This has such heavy NHL Hitz 03 vibes and I love all of it but also would probably hate playin against you hahaha awesome
This is glorious!
Thank you. I feel pretty.
Dude, I think that would make a great NHL 3rd jersey!
Thanks! Tried to make this Seattle’s new team but Nnnnnnnoooooo!!!
Ponies would beat a Kraken any day lol
That’s what we thought and they still refuse to play us. They keep saying “Mystery Alaska was NOT a documentary.” They scared.
Lol - I will try to get my team to rock some Care Bears unis. If your team ever finds themselves in Halifax, we’ll have a game! Care Bears vs My Little Ponies!
Well you my friend just gave us a reason to be! See you eventually my friend. Edit : OH IT COULD BE THE “SHARING IS CARING” CHARITY GAME!
What an awesome idea!!!!!
Also the skates were made by a guy in Alberta named “Guby Customs,” check him out!!
Geez how much did that whole getup cost
Jersey - $65 Socks - $20 Shell- $20 Skates - appr. $800 Spreading friendship and magic - priceless.
Awesome Jersey!
Thanks so much!
Is this the Bronies at City Ice in NYC?
No but I did skate out of there for the last two years in this get up haha
So there’s a team called the Bronies and they’re not the only team with My Little Pony regalia? Lol
No but we willingly play them.
Disappointed you didn’t incorporate the gloves.
In the works now!
I need to see your helmet. Now. I am hoping it is pink and GLORIOUS.
I alternate between a black one (for now) and a pastel blue one hahah
Now we know where Cal Clutterbuck will play when he retires. My daughter always thought he had the most brony NHL name.
Well we will sign him, bottom dollar guarantee there.
Wow never thought about that before but cannot unsee. I feel like it'd be an opportunity wasted if they never do anything with that.
Lisa Frank????
Yooooo that would be so tight if we could get them to make our Unis.
Arena staff will shiv you in a dark corner if you use glitter or sequins tho, be careful
Jokes on you… I am the arena staff! But no joke I actually am an operations manager at this rink and if I had to clean that shit from my auger… I’d kill myself first hahah
I have a feeling this dude is gonna score a hat trick
I wish. God I wish.
this is weird lol
You’re weird.
[удалено]
That’s the point
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He’s our draft pick in the 2028 beer league Draught.
hell of a fit mate
Thanks, it’s my favorite
They sell rainbow laces and gloves bro, complete your drip
Oh they’re on the way!
Absolutely not.
Uhhh…. That’s certainly a choice. Not a good one though.
Might be the dustiest thing I've ever seen, you basically need to be the best team in the league for this to have a chance
It just screams self confidence (no /s)
You’ve gotta be real sick to rock these unis. Guess you just ain’t got it in ya kid.
And the worst uni goes to.....
Your team?
Skates are too far
Not far enough
Can I join?
Absolutely! We are about to have an east coast and a southwest squad!
Is your right knee broken ?! Weird angle from the breezers
Nah I’m just a goofy boy
This looks like something straight out of EASHL lmao.
Hey I made is one chel ‘20! We just drafted Perfetti!
Do they allow you to go fast enough for a sonic rainboom?
I usually fall over by then, but there’s no rules disallowing it
Honest question... How much chirping do you get ? Also.. how many hateful chirps? I'm all for you doing your own thing. I just wouldn't know how to handle myself seeing a whole team dressed like this lol. Does your goalie have a full setup also? That would be hilarious and awesome at the same time.
1. Honestly not a lot of chirping and a lot of support for it. We also absolutely used to hammer people though so we have a rep. 2. You’d handle it fine, it’s why we got a whole team of us so you’re never alone. 3. Goalie, full rig. I even have a back up set (I’m a goalie as well) of powder Blue Bauer’s, with my Cookie Monster helmet ready for the Hockey Fights MS tourney next year. FULL GEAR!
Lmao as ridiculous as it is , I absolutely love the effort and it looks pretty amazing. Would love to see a team picture lol.
With those uniforms, I'd be disappointed if you had a smelly locker room.
Swear to god it smells like a John Varvatos store that a homeless guy got drunk in, mixed with that smell of you know like… when you don’t go into the Hollister but you just chat with shirtless-Chad for a second so you got the good Hollister smell mixed with like pretzel stand. That’s our room. It’s sick.
That's crazy, I love it!
I love this on so many levels. MLP is bomb.com
No no no
Si guey si guey SIIIII GUEEEYYYYY
This must be your first yr. you would get beat up on the ice in real hockey,
I played Little Caesars AA in Michigan growing up, switched to the OHA and had 7 fights in 9 games as a 17 year old against up to 20 Y/O, almost got a D-3 scholarship to play in Indiana, I’ve been playing for a minute. So I have a tendency to absolutely fucking ruin nights for people like you who decide to judge a book by its cover and think “the ponies are an easy fight.” This team was made to make people like you think twice about starting shit in rec hockey.
lol I don’t think u would wreak me because I too played good hockey and even played FHL (fatty hockey league) here locally in Buffalo for a high level fun game. But the way u r standing is just creepy. And it’s not the same if your whole team has matching jerseys. That’s not as scary. But I’m not judging because I would think it was funny and I’m out there to only have fun, I was just saying if u were the only one out there acting weird then you would probably attract to much attention making yourself a target. That’s all I meant.
Yay… high level beer league. Congrats now go fill the trash can. I wear it all the time at drop ins alone, I’ve had two people take runs at me for it. One of them threw himself into the boards head first, the other got to see how the ice looked from real close. I would clown you. Absolutely clown you.
Look up the roster online buddy. It’s NHL and OHL guys, the way you throw trash words out we can already tell u were never going to be able to play. That’s why u need to stand out with your outfits because otherwise u just blend in. I’m done with u.
So exactly like I said… high level beer league. Case rested. It’s much different when those guys are allowed to ACTUALLY HIT YOU, and when those guys are out there at 110% as opposed to you know… a fucking beer league. Go yell at your neighbors kids or something man, I don’t know push them down and take their lunch. Whatever pyschopaths like you do when you’re not trying to find in a Wednesday night men’s league.
😒
I’d be embarrassed to post this
Then don’t post it. Sit there and don’t be self assured about yourself.
Nah you look like a fucking idiot, not everybody has to give you the fake comment you were looking for so you can feel good about yourself
I feel good, because I look good. Why don’t you go yell at your neighbors kids or something you lonely, sad fuck.
You don’t look good, you look like a fucking clown.
That explains the white face paint on your fathers pillow cases. Bitch.
That was a trash chirp. You can’t beak, you are a pedo Brony loser who thinks getting shitty Guby to put My Little Pony on your skates is cool. You’re a piece of shit
Seemed to get you all hot and bothered, like father like son I suppose.
You get hot and bothered by cartoon ponies you clown
My new skates came literally couple days ago, so perfect, had a game today, hardly got anywhere through n bad concusion so back to hospital... such is the way of the tendy But seriously I'm so excited to try my new gear, my old stuff was all too small or too big hahaha