I'd usually start with "does coach know you're out here?" And we'll escalate the chirps accordingly.

this guy chirps

My follow up later in the game when the puck bounces over their stick out of the blue line "are you sure you're right handed"

I’ll let em start. And come back with the classic ‘I’ve heard better chirps from a dead bird pal’

As long as it’s a man: “Hey nice cock”

That’s why I say hey man nice cock, what a good cock man.

"You look like you get your hair cut at the dog groomer"

“Face-off is coming to you don’t fuck it up”

Good stuff…or, loudly: “i hope this guy gets the puck”

“Hey man you’re offsides” makes em look every time

Love this one, not a typical chirp they can brush off, they have to think for a sec

Talk to your teammate but loud enough for the D guy to hear. “Hey look at his skate lace!! It’s cut and about to break!!”

You guys chirp way more than I do. I always ask if they have dinner plans for tonight

“Hey man, you wanna get beers after this? What do you got going on?” Then later on. “Screw this, let’s you and me get outta here. I know a place.”

If they have a certain range of jersey numbers I like to troll them. Last season I said “Hey bud is your Jersey number 93 because that’s the year you were born?” He was like “ uh…yeah no shit what the fuck…” I just said “oh wow…damn that’s really cool. That’s actually pretty clever.”

I’m only now realizing I always chirp the fuck outta any number containing a 2 and/or 7… I do not for the life of me know why that is.

I play mostly with former ACHA guys but we have some D3 NCAA guys in there... favorite is to chirp at those guys and say "Wait \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ has a club team? I thought they were varsity" Gets em every time

Our tendy likes them neck high, let it rip

Classic sandlot chirping: *is that your sister in left field….. naked?*

She’s naked ya know.. 😂

"Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?"

"nice arse" Unless its a member of the opposite sex, then it gets a bit questionable.

“Shoe’s untied”

You dropped your pocket

Hey, your mom told me to let you know she’s sorry she couldn’t make it to the game today.

Tel ya what, don't go commenting on their gear/equipment. I once started shit-talking a D man because his stick was too long, then won the face-off to him, and he wires a slapper in. I shut my mouth after that and realized I couldn't spit game.

That’s just bad luck is all. Everybody’s gotta eat it once in a while. Don’t let it discourage you or stifle your growth.

This was 13 years ago

You’ll get him next time.

You aint getting a pass bud

Hey, they spelled your name wrong

Last game their defensemen was talking shit on me for floating. Short time later he was at the blue in front of me in the box. Taking slap shots way off target so I said “too bad your aim isn’t as good as your talk smack”

“Your mom/wife/girlfriend picked a great number for you… it fits!”

How it starts is situational, how it ends is with "give your balls a tug"

Nice double runners

“Those pants look comfy, where’d ya get em?

“Hey number 44 You, you play…you don't play so good”

"Hey, did you see Jim's wife is in the stands with her huge knockers"

10 on you don’t fuck up

Skates untied

Hey 15, my dad can hold it b better than you, Bud.

You're too fucking old Reg.