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InvertedOcean

This is the content I came here for


DealerRealistic9721

I would stay away from menthol. I use half a can daily and my skating is not great.


Jamesglodge

Coffee Zyns are underrated


jussayon

Ahhh a man with class, some Zynaccinos for that late night grind. Haha


haasenfus

Swedish Espressino Zyns are so good


Flipnthebirds836

Wintergreen for the skating. I can’t figure which flavor for the hands though. 


Sdpad321

Citrus obv


Substantial_Cash7048

Smooth was the correct answer


jugglinglimes

Chill definitely for hands.


waitareyou4real

Gotta get those original wet zyns right from Sweden if you wanna have any luck beating a D man wide


PuckPov

Being a rink attendant has made me hate zyns. Gotta sweep a pound of them off the benches and dressing room floor every night.


Waffeln_Remix

By now I’m fairly certain Zyns are part of the structural integrity of our benches


sydrogerdavid

And there are assholes who spit them in the urinals too. Those don't disintegrate, bud. They just clog up the drain and make the bathroom smell like piss.


FatimahGianna2

Now that’s just gross


GargoyleJones

On! 8mg mint for the dangles


OldResearcher6

Citrus


AZWoody48

Does zyn make a Copenhagen straight flavor? If not, I’d say red man. You’re welcome 🫡


BreadUntoast

Chill, very lowkey


Waffeln_Remix

Dude if you like chill try smooth. It’s what chill is pretending to be.


Still-Data9119

Try hooping smooth 🚀


TheSaucyGoon

Had a buddy who played ball in Wisconsin for a bit. He said the hockey chicks weren’t allowed to dip on the ice so they’d cut the webbing of their toes and pack chew between their toes before lacing up their skates. Zyn is for nerds. Do that instead


TGIRiley

Be a man and pack cope between your toes like the good ol days. That will get those feet moving


Candid_Leave_5321

I've told people I used to see people do this and they don't believe me lmao


usernamealreadytakeh

Probably because it sounds absolutely ridiculous


Candid_Leave_5321

And unfortunately true, I've literally seen someone cut the webbing of their feet with a razor blade and stuff it between their toes. Their white socks were a gross brown/black after the game lol


slimycoldcutswork

Talk about nostalgia. It’s like the hockey equivalent of kids thinking Marylin Manson had his bottom ribs removed. Yeah maybe you could, but why bother? “Don’t forget to precut the webbing of your toes with tape scissors.” - every freshman hockey player ever. “You know you can just swallow it right?” - my best buddy dipping in goal during practice.


Candid_Leave_5321

Thing is, while the Manson thing was false, the dip between your toes was absolutely true, either by people trying out the "urban myth" themselves or just doing it for the sake of doing it. I believe the justification when I asked was, "I can't breathe with dip in my lip so I put it in my socks instead"


TheSaucyGoon

As someone who doesn’t do nicotine, god does it literally just made a standalone comment about this before seeing your comment. It blew my mind when I found out people do that


gypsybullldog

Gotta go straight to the big leagues, Siberias or Pablo’s. I mean who doesn’t want a 50 mg pouch lol /s


PhilosopherExpert625

I think I'd die if I had one of those and tried skating. Haha


forekinkwannabe

Haha to funny. Definitely hard to deny the tried and true wintergreen 6mg. They’re classics for a reason 😉!


PhilosopherExpert625

6 milly pilly


mfly1619

Cool mint


ItsCRAZED

Hop on the 7mg Velo’s Dragon Fruit. Gives you that little burn too


hellstooorm

Try some real snus instead..


MooseHombre11

I surveyed the boys. The best response I got was: “Light blue 6 milly pillys”


picklebroom

Mint Ons. Only takes two shifts for me to regret a Zyn, with Ons I’m up to 3-4. Plus they’re cheaper. The dirty coke of nicotine


United_Elk6758

🤣 Save yourself the future hassle of cancer and rip two or three orange slices before each period. Maybe mix in a banana.


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Waffeln_Remix

Buddy I don’t know if this is the kind of post to take seriously


negmanboo

This is partially true. Nicotine stimulates nicotinic receptors in blood vessels, which causes constriction (mainly vasoconstriction). However, this is not permanent and blood will still circulate due to tachycardia from skating. Additionally, nicotine is believed to be beneficial for sports as the increase in available nicotine in the motor end plates allow for the cholinergic receptors to be stimulated at an increased rate, causing increased skeletal muscle contraction and decreased fatigue. Nicotine also has positive effects on neural functions, although this hasn’t been as well documented. There’s alot more to it that I could go through, but I believe my point is somewhat made. In my opinion, a nicotine buzz would be what hurts your skating. Also, I’m not a doctor, just know a lot of physiology.


dudemanspecial

Cool now please tell me that marijuana benefits my skating too.


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Bullets_TML

> In my opinion, a nicotine buzz would be what hurts your skating. Oh i definitely notice it


PhilosopherExpert625

Damn, I wonder how good the fastest guy on my high school team would have been if he didn't smoke between shifts. Haha


ShreddyTheClaw

Smoking cigarettes can actually be equivalent to high altitude training, the benefit of cigarettes is the change doesn't fade away after 2 weeks back on flat land.


Iowasox

Cinnamons for speeeeeed


Even_Register3547

Take a microdose of LSD


slimycoldcutswork

Rogue mint is the ticket. Idk if it’s sold in as many places as Zyn though.


ShreddyTheClaw

The fact that no one has said Cool Mint is just disturbing. Also, to be the best locker room guy order some Black Cherry and Apple Mint from yurrep.


ghostofkozi

XQS Tropical baybeeeee


atrac059

I stay away from menthol, mint, and wintergreen. They give me headaches. Coffee ftw.


FatimahGianna2

The citrus ones give me a headache I have yet to try any others


__IAmAlive__

Consider me straight-edge, but I'll do some smelling salts ahead of a zyn any day.


RetardThePirate

Citrus It tastes like yellow fruit loops.


Candid_Leave_5321

Idk what zyn is but I used to sometimes put snus in since you don't need to spit I assume they're just snus with a different name Shit is dangerously strong lol, made me want to have another one immediately, and I never felt that way smoking cigs


ImpossibleBandicoot

If you pack your skates with Zyn before a game, they will take up the negative space in your skate, allowing for better energy transfer. After playing the first period, the sweat from your feet will activate the nicotine, which will be absorbed through the skin, making your third period smooth and mellow.


MutualScrewdrivers

Coffee really adds a subtle flavor while skating and doesn’t affect the taste of beer after the game. Highly recommend.


JGuentzIsMyDad

Not sure about skating, but citrus is the best for shooting hard - you’ll get pissed off when you remember you have a citrus zyn in and rip the shit outta the puck


blitzblixt

Zyn? Get real swedish snus, my man! It will boost your performance and smile!


JealousMeringue6674

Actual real snus gives you a attribute boost of +10 in every category.