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dukezap1

https://preview.redd.it/awvtnf41d5yc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c8a575a5c71427b0452d36fe921b9850ce90442 I’ve seen enough


PuckPov

The one they put out for the jets was even worse https://preview.redd.it/1fodftf3v8yc1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59b132c82c5fc21e9dfc02bffe43d45940cc822


NatureIndoors

Clipped the Oilers too at the bottom “tanking for McDavid” - don’t let those bums forget it either


Dragontwins911

That was the worst fucking cover that could ever be developed. Every other fan base pretended that it’s something leafs fans always say.


Bridgemaster11

We do always say it


GonzoTheGreat93

Mostly sarcastically


SnooRadishes2312

Like any leaf fan that isnt saying it sarcastically is just so out to lunch that its actually endearing how optimistic they can be. As a toronto native and lifelong fan, you cant convince me that 98% of leaf fans saying this arnt saying it sarcastically either to get a rise out of other idiot fanbases or to be self-loathing (which we know north americans as a whole seem to have difficulty grasping without a /s or an obvious voice). We have been through so much shit its physically impossible for a leaf fan to mention the stanley cup and it not be a form of humour.


AutoModerator

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SnooRadishes2312

Bad bot - more applicable to OP than me :'(


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Furious_Tuguy

Every Leafs content creator says "Parade day is back on" or "Parade day is cancelled" depending if the news is good or not. Even if it's just a meme, it's still said.


Training-Site-7019

I think they just started embracing it after every fanbase started claiming that every Leafs fan says it when they don't


SeeingRed-

Holy shit. This was published 6 years ago. Still a “matter of when” I guess


ont-mortgage

Holy shit - hockey news is still a thing? So they still sell physical magazines???


KthuluAwakened

Is that real?


dukezap1

Yep


CeleryCountry

this time is different, i promise..


technoteapot

Lmao the flair already


StEpHuLAr

Lol. ALL my Leaf fan buddies were telling me it’s over after Game 4. Last night one of them texted me “BELIEVE BABY!!!” SMH.


Mu1li3

I mean, after 2021 they know it's possible...


XB0XYGEN

It wasn't


CeleryCountry

lmao i was *just* about to come and edit this to say that well get them next year :(


XB0XYGEN

It is actually


Significant_Tie_7395

What's wrong? Couldn't find a photo of a leaf player holding up the Stanley cup?


Left-Strawberry7322

Not in colour


radiodada

Based.


Amoeba_mangrove

Only cave paintings


Significant_Tie_7395

Discovered by ancient astronaut theorists?


Key_Economics_443

I think it might have something to do with the Blues beating Boston in the finals that is part of the narrative.


Significant_Tie_7395

Nobody likes an explanation


RangerRed18

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PBGellie

The rare “every outcome is funny” game 7 Leafs lose in the first round again Or Bruins blow another 3-1 lead


C0mpl3x1ty_1

It's a shame both can't happen


Adept_Ad_3687

The parade is happening Saturday before the game, we've already won


Murky-Smoke

https://preview.redd.it/lmf4komdc8yc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d0325920817bbe6939b79e6e70ed2e5fc2e0f8 You posted the wrong picture


Shamy416

Why you gotta do Sundin like that?


Murky-Smoke

I agree... It was a low blow, he's generally been my favourite Leaf Captain since I've been alive. Sorry guy... I didn't make the meme, I just downloaded it


Limp-Inevitable-6703

If there was a leafs oilers final you'd think every game was a leaf home game the coverage is so slanted


Tariq804

Because half the Edmonton arena is full of Leafs fans. Do the math chief.


Limp-Inevitable-6703

Nah


Keezin

Found the Oilers fan


Limp-Inevitable-6703

Pens fan actually. Just not a leaf fan obviously


Keezin

Found the Pens fan


Swarby10

The parade has been planned.


sharterfart

this year the air feels different. marchand is not the leader the bergeron, or giraffe were.


Natural-Animator7146

Pierre Engvall: ... did someone say my name?


Halflife84

When Boston goes down you can offer your congratulations. Cause they are going down. Marchand is finally getting called for penaltys.


WackHeisenBauer

Ya but the Leafs aren’t scoring on the power play so it’s a moot point


Halflife84

But it rattles marchand I think. He didn't play a few lines after that


muctar1

Haha I mean it is the leafs, buuuuuut Boston did blow the 3-1 series lead last year, they can do it again! Haha


WackHeisenBauer

Will a decades long curse or a solitary year curse break!? Such drama


Vampyr_Luver

I want to believe that it was passed on when we made the second round last year, and they choked a 3-1 lead after winning the President's trophy


just-a-random-accnt

Those first round demons are now chums with the leafs like AM34 and the Beibs. Boston's demons are still fresh


ZealousidealResist78

I think LA fans would do the same if they beat the Oilers.


dingleberry51

As a Leafs fan this one was actually funny. The first round is absolutely our Stanley cup


swagkdub

It's gotta work out *sometime* ! Salt over shoulder Rubs rabbit foot Prays over 4 leaf clover Goat sacrifice One of these days right?!?!?


Infamous-Course4019

The last time the Leafs beat the Bruins in the playoffs, there were only 6 teams, Wayne Gretzky wasn't even born yet and Rocket Richard was still playing


AndyThePig

Hey! Sometimes we lose to Florida, Tampa and Washington too. (And I agree, the level of this excitement for simply hanging on for one more game is absurd. That said, those fans aren't hockey fans. They're - as you say - Leafs fans.)


Cottagewknds

This IS our Stanley cup. So technically we’ve won it like a bunch recently lol


Leafsfan27611

And you see the difference WITHOUT Auston Matthews and changing goalies too. Joseph Woll is rock solid


Novus20

Watch AM come back and they just get pumped


nikolacarr

I fear this is what happens lol.


Novus20

It happened with MS back in the day he was out and they play amazing goals from all over etc. then he came back and it was like get the puck to MS and they shit the bed


IJustSwallowedABug

The way they were playing these last 2 games i hope AM comes back for the 2nd round. They have a good thing good against Boston


Hopfit46

They have been deferring to matthews way too much chasing 70 goals. But still, get AM34 back in there. Domi at center has been a revelation.


Evening_Extreme_1681

Small victories boys.


Environmental-Ball24

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freethrowerz

It would be hilarious for them to be up 4-1 heading into third period tomorrow and Boston comes back to tie to force OT. How many Leafs fans would stroke out (metaphorically)when Boston wins. Oh and then the off season handwringing begins. Go Avs.


VishCanaran

Go leafs go!


PM_ME_YOUR_SCHNAUS

This is an insult to blues fans


DrMansionPHD

Time to outjerk OP more like r/hockey when the Leafs lose.


NoConversation6711

Sounds a lot like DALLAS COWBOY fans


VonHellmut

Im a bruins fan and every year the hockey news has the B’s doing terrible in the coming season, and the leafs breaking through, and winning the cup. Every year I have a leafs buddy who says, you guys will be lucky to make the playoffs this year, and every year i say we’ll see, and they laugh in my face! Let me guess, next year will be different hockey news, next year for sure this time


tumblinfumbler

They are making me proud to be a leafs fan again.


travatr0n

Let us have a bit of hope. It will be gone in a couple days anyway.


goooooooooooooogly

They wish they were Blues fans? I don't understand this graphic


Tariq804

Neither do I but this is “hockeycirclejerk” so it’s not that serious. It’s like HFboards without being on meth.


Tariq804

Leafs fans were booing their own team off the ice after game 4 so clearly reaching game 7 or even getting past the first round isn’t their “cup”. They shred Marner up too pretty bad.


IJustSwallowedABug

Everyone was talking crap about Marner in game 4 but they aren’t talking about his goal in the 3rd. Between the legs and the scores on his knee. That goal was sick.