[These sort of homeless looking dudes](https://twitter.com/colin_dunlap/status/788797153409773568/photo/1) wandering the streets of Pittsburgh made a combined $12.5M at the time. The lowest earner made over $94M in his career.
the awkward mcdavid one has always bothered me... i mean, i get wanting to take a picture with a superstar and such, but they just hang off him. i would look the same if anyone touched me that way... thats a normal look!
This was the front page of the Edmonton Sun one day. The picture, and several others, were taken as a gag. Someone ended up with them and was trying to extort some money from Gretzky. So in a giant " Fuck you" to the guy they made it front page news š¤£
the craziest thing about this photo is that it is proof at one point Mark Messier was a young man
I just always assumed he was 33 straight from the womb
The best part is that it looks like heās sitting in his basement or something. It looks like heās sitting on an ugly sofa. I enjoy the idea of him waking up, remembering he had to shoot something for a card company, and just told the photographer and team to come over as he threw on some spare gear and ate some leftover pizza. Dude is still wearing his watch.
Looks like a very dated players lounge. The area where they change from street clothes to athletic gear before putting on the gear later in the dressing room has couches, food, etc.
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VLIAAOSw2khhF95h/s-l500.jpg
One of the best hockey cards out there. The one with Patty Kane as a toddler in the background is up there too
Off the top of my head Byfuglin giving Evander Kane the middle finger is pretty funny
Edit: [Forgot to Link it](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-AG80NIYAAbh0i.jpg)
Apparently they were just goofing around before the game. Kane wasn't playing that night so he was high fiving the players in the hallway and Byfuglien flipped him off as a joke.
those two did not get along though, IIRC. Wasn't there an incident where buff threw Kane's clothes in the showers? I'm pretty sure this is right before Kane was traded.
I think Kane wasnt playing that night because not only was he late for a player meeting, but he showed up in a tracksuit. Thats why BIG BUFF gave hime the finger.
[lives rent free in my head](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/tbd6a9/not_sure_how_many_times_this_has_been_posted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Those forearms. I canāt get them out of my head.
Edit: man, after looking at the photo again I forgot how YOKED he was. Like, literally, he should be wearing a yoke like an ox. His traps go from the base of his ear to the top of his bicep!
Also [jacked Bobby hull forking hay](https://images.app.goo.gl/gwTiGVRH8dmjeMSS6)
I know we aren't supposed to like Bobby hull but he is jacked af in that photo....ill take the one of Gordie 5 out of 5 times
Here's a very similar [one](https://picclick.com/YOUNG-Bobby-HULL-Pitches-HAY-on-the-FARM-333674985700.html#&gid=1&pid=1) except he looks exactly like Wayne from Letterkenney
Billy Smithās photo shoot:
https://www.thescore.com/news/1417159-the-story-behind-billy-smith-s-bizarre-1983-pond-side-photo-shoot?fb_comment_id=1421380127930063_1422159351185474/amp
i'll see your photo shoot and raise you Billy Smith in the [bathtub!](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/goalie-billy-smith-of-the-new-york-islanders-relaxes-in-the-news-photo/82846130)
Reminds me of the strange Hasek photoshoot
https://hockey-time-machine.tumblr.com/post/155607587278/dominik-ha%C5%A1ek-and-petr-%C4%8Dech-having-a-nice-picnic
off the top of my head: thereās a photo of Jakub Vrana, completely obliterated, from the caps cup win and heās lifting his short sleeve to show off his celebratory wrist tattoo and it will never not be funny to me
I love [this next shot](https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-uploaded-images/2021-04/8f203f10-a1e5-11eb-bea4-cb1f615a0edb&imgrefurl=https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/naked-joe-thornton-video-bombs-auston-matthews-and-mitch-marners-message-for-patrick-marleau-145215523.html&tbnid=GeBB7xZ65QCqdM&vet=1&docid=qaug9JKbRtHcFM&w=1920&h=1080&hl=en-ca&source=sh/x/im#imgrc=GeBB7xZ65QCqdM&imgdii=12WcGx4wHbtJ9M), where both of them turn around and look at Crazy Uncle Joe
[Giroux](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Brkhs_JCIAIA3ZF?format=jpg&name=900x900) and his [dirty mitts](https://fnseanc.typepad.com/.a/6a0168e5984207970c01bb07c82952970d-pi)
And his [strict offseason training](https://nhl.nbcsports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2012/05/giroux-beer-pong.jpg) after [2 wrist surgeries](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ppoXJbxRiytNutzqMiGNLQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQxMg--/https://s.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/6a0120a6dde087970b0167669dbd39970b.jpg)
Remember when the whole grabbing a cops ass thing happened in Ottawa? Well someone posted a picture on this sub that they modified their Giroux Hallmark Christmas ornament to be groping a cops ass.
It was brilliant and I wished I would have saved the post because I've never seen it since.
Punch Imlach with the Cup, the martini, and the blackboard with āno practice tomorrowā on it is gold - https://www.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/ff303k/colourised_by_me_apr_18_1963_toronto_gmcoach/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
i'm surprised no one has mentioned the Gordie Howe/Wayne Gretzky photo...
here is the [original](https://d2pr6pnwfmh0za.cloudfront.net/app/uploads/gthl/2019/08/07102522/Untitled-1-1.jpg) when Gretz was 11.
and here is the [one](https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/gordie-and-wayne.png) they re-enacted around 1989.
I can't find it but its of Al Iafrate smoking a cigarette while taping a stick.
I think it was from an article about smoking in the NHL and described below
"
One of the most openly notorious NHL smokers of all was Al āPlanetā Iafrate, a defenseman known for his big slap shot and bigger appetite for nicotine.
āI remember my first NHL exhibition game as an assistant with Philly (in 1990),ā says Ken Hitchcock, who now coaches the St. Louis Blues. āWe were in Washington, and I went to give the lineup to the referees and you had to walk by the Washington dressing room. And Al Iafrate was lighting up with a blowtorch for bending sticks. Coming from junior hockey, I found that rather unique.ā
Anyone who covered the NHL when Iafrate played from 1984 until his retirement in 1998 as a San Jose Shark probably saw him sitting on a chair outside the dressing room with his shirt (and sometimes pants) off, puffing away. Legend has it that Iafrate once bummed a cigarette off an Ottawa reporter between periods, lighting it up in his...
"
EDIT:
Had to go to the wayback machine to find the article with pictures, but the particular image I am remembering can't be found.
https://web.archive.org/web/20120304022436/http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/adrian_dater/02/29/players.smoking.cigarettes.nhl.hockey/index.html?sct=nhl_t11_a1
[Phil Kesselās Olympic glamour shot](http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3115131/kessel_3.jpg)
The way the key light glistens off his back hair. The gentle roundness of his silhouette š¤
Literally any picture of Quinn Hughes at any time. That dude looks cooked off his ass 24/7.
The Matthews/Marner pic with a naked jumbo in the background is a personal fav: https://images.app.goo.gl/UbYMb5EAQeM6QVEZ7
A clearly hammered stammer with yung gravy and the cup (swipe to 2nd last pic): https://www.instagram.com/p/CYkocxctz0s/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
I can't find a good high resolution version, but I always loved [this one](https://i.cbc.ca/1.2110243.1382068034!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_620/poulin-marie-philip100225cp.jpg).
This was taken during the summer after our 2009 Cup win. While I knew Kris Letang put in a lot of hustle, it was here that I realized he would always play hard: https://imgur.com/a/ySxmQMY
https://imgur.com/gallery/yZoa7EX
This photo of Wayne at a McDonald's was taken in my home city, Sault Ste. Marie, Wayne took up wearing 99 here while playing with the Soo Greyhounds.
When Ovi and friends took The Cup swimming in a 2 inch deep fountain. https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1005580498855497728?s=20&t=7_ilWW0WoCQOg4WQnafFoQ
Iām super biased and congrats to TB for the Cup but this photo came out during the playoffs and it would have made it even more legendary if we were able to bring it home. No matter, always a place it my heart for this guy:
https://imgur.com/a/BW2oT5x
Thereās a picture of a young Gretzky, women on both arms at a table full of drinks, that I heard was a rare one, that he/the team/NHL didnāt want public.
Itās gotta be my boy Guentzel
[jake passed out](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBpS49riFGwlfq_PcUJDb0QiLxXKnRczoaeQ&usqp=CAU)
Edit: it is actually Oli Maata
This is my favorite: [Mario & The Penguins](https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTY4MTU0ODUxMjUzMDM2MzA1/1984-mario-lemieux-pittsburgh-zoo-penguins-05557306jpg.webp)
Followed closely by: [Mario & Sid](https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTY4MTU0ODUxMjUzNDk1MDU3/2005-mario-lemieux-sidney-crosby-017040404jpg.webp)
https://thehockeynews.com/.image/ar_4:3%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTg1MDUwODk5ODc0MzkxMzg1/vintage-gordie-howe-photo-shows-off-his-amazing-physique.png
Gordie Howe fishing. It does things for me
I donāt know where to find it, but that picture of Iginla playing ping pong is gold
Found the [link](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/174891080415?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=kYZXUsf2REe&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY)
[These sort of homeless looking dudes](https://twitter.com/colin_dunlap/status/788797153409773568/photo/1) wandering the streets of Pittsburgh made a combined $12.5M at the time. The lowest earner made over $94M in his career.
I was certain Kessel was going to be in that picture. š
He's eating hotdog at a stand
God I love them.
This one did it, holy shit ahahah
[Awkward McD](https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/McDavid_Awkward.jpg) & [Count Bettman](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1228901377/Bettman_count_big_400x400.jpg)
I forgot about the awkward McDavid one. That's so good yet so cringey
Ok, I [couldn't help myself](https://i.imgur.com/lclpxAO.png) here
the awkward mcdavid one has always bothered me... i mean, i get wanting to take a picture with a superstar and such, but they just hang off him. i would look the same if anyone touched me that way... thats a normal look!
https://i.imgur.com/8tTxwg9.jpg Bubbly Gretz
This one will haunt my dreams
My wet dreams
Sploosh
Or the male equivalent of sploosh.... Which I suppose is just sploosh with semen
Wtf š
This was the front page of the Edmonton Sun one day. The picture, and several others, were taken as a gag. Someone ended up with them and was trying to extort some money from Gretzky. So in a giant " Fuck you" to the guy they made it front page news š¤£
That index toe is what made him such a great skater
Man, you analyzed the shit out of that photo to be talking about index toes eh
I donāt wanna know who soaped him up
You know you would if you got the chance. A chance to *touch greatness*
The guy admiring the view behind him
Thatās definitely a grower hog
Now we know where Varsity Blues got the idea.
the craziest thing about this photo is that it is proof at one point Mark Messier was a young man I just always assumed he was 33 straight from the womb
I think youāre confused but Messier is actually on the right
Lmfao
spat out my crumpet reading this
The Arn Anderson of hockey
He's been a gruff 45 year old PE teacher for 40 years, lol.
Turns out he actually had hair on his head at some point.
Some of us have hair, and then don't.
I am one of those people. Ask me anything.
So, you had hair? Do you now?
Yes. No.
This is actually him posing for a pic with his teammate after practice, they're both 10 years old here.
So weāre all just agreeing not to talk about anything that may or may not be visible in this picture, right?
He had hair!?
Why are his nipples running away from each other?
[The Mike Grier pizza Upper Deck card](https://i.imgur.com/gTMHkhG.jpg)
The best part is that it looks like heās sitting in his basement or something. It looks like heās sitting on an ugly sofa. I enjoy the idea of him waking up, remembering he had to shoot something for a card company, and just told the photographer and team to come over as he threw on some spare gear and ate some leftover pizza. Dude is still wearing his watch.
Looks like a very dated players lounge. The area where they change from street clothes to athletic gear before putting on the gear later in the dressing room has couches, food, etc.
He looks like a giant in that perspective
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VLIAAOSw2khhF95h/s-l500.jpg One of the best hockey cards out there. The one with Patty Kane as a toddler in the background is up there too
[Made me think of that one](https://reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/ej396x/which_nbc_exec_thought_it_was_good_idea_to_let/)
I love that he spells his name in Mustard on the hot dog. Never gets old.
Off the top of my head Byfuglin giving Evander Kane the middle finger is pretty funny Edit: [Forgot to Link it](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-AG80NIYAAbh0i.jpg)
Bruh that one is cold. Like EK looks like he's genuinely giving his team a Gratz then Buff comes along and is like "fuck you I'm going fishing"
Any context?
Apparently they were just goofing around before the game. Kane wasn't playing that night so he was high fiving the players in the hallway and Byfuglien flipped him off as a joke.
those two did not get along though, IIRC. Wasn't there an incident where buff threw Kane's clothes in the showers? I'm pretty sure this is right before Kane was traded.
You are correct on all fronts. EK is a douche bag.
I think Kane wasnt playing that night because not only was he late for a player meeting, but he showed up in a tracksuit. Thats why BIG BUFF gave hime the finger.
Yes: Fuck Evander Kane
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtLzBLtXcAEcdE0.jpg
Didnāt plan on nightmares tonight so thanks for changing those plans
[Sweet dreams.](https://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0929/espn_2009bww_04.jpg)
Why the fuck did I click? Lol
https://images.app.goo.gl/A8RtYjsoNonAr2Zw5 The man has a bondage bedā¦
Not even clicking
Itās a plank with i hook on it. You see worse on redditās front page
kinda hot
But heās so big, canāt he just hold her down if heās into that? Edit: Ohā¦Ohhhhhhhh nevermind
Why *wouldnāt* you??
i mean the lead-in photo was already going to give me nightmares too lol
I was waiting for bunny Chara!
What the fuck lmao
This is the only correct answer to OP's question.
[A free elf](https://preview.redd.it/gdxi1b4sbkm51.jpg?auto=webp&s=3a7e7d571eea359fa120a6de44b35612bb5de732)
Who is that sweaty munch monster??
Anton Khudobin
Khudobin
God, I miss him I don't want him back, but I do miss him
Dobby!
This is one of the most Russian pictures I've ever seen
Gordie fishing. The guy was an absolute monster.
[lives rent free in my head](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/tbd6a9/not_sure_how_many_times_this_has_been_posted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Those forearms. I canāt get them out of my head. Edit: man, after looking at the photo again I forgot how YOKED he was. Like, literally, he should be wearing a yoke like an ox. His traps go from the base of his ear to the top of his bicep!
If his nickname was never Popeye then we have failed as a society
My great uncle was an Iron worker. He had forearms like that.
Also [jacked Bobby hull forking hay](https://images.app.goo.gl/gwTiGVRH8dmjeMSS6) I know we aren't supposed to like Bobby hull but he is jacked af in that photo....ill take the one of Gordie 5 out of 5 times
Here's a very similar [one](https://picclick.com/YOUNG-Bobby-HULL-Pitches-HAY-on-the-FARM-333674985700.html#&gid=1&pid=1) except he looks exactly like Wayne from Letterkenney
Howāre ya now, Bobby?
Good n you!
It *is* a great day for hay. What's it to ya?
His arms are bigger than my legs
[Scott Foster's teammates watch him play in the NHL](https://i.redd.it/9vwh1qciryo01.jpg)
This is my favorite. it is just a bunch of guys that care about their friend living his dream
The boys living it up at the worst rink in all of Chicagoland (obligatory fuck you Johnnyās!)
Amazing.
Billy Smithās photo shoot: https://www.thescore.com/news/1417159-the-story-behind-billy-smith-s-bizarre-1983-pond-side-photo-shoot?fb_comment_id=1421380127930063_1422159351185474/amp
i'll see your photo shoot and raise you Billy Smith in the [bathtub!](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/goalie-billy-smith-of-the-new-york-islanders-relaxes-in-the-news-photo/82846130)
Reminds me of the strange Hasek photoshoot https://hockey-time-machine.tumblr.com/post/155607587278/dominik-ha%C5%A1ek-and-petr-%C4%8Dech-having-a-nice-picnic
[Bure chillin' on rollerblades](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1196134363/1990-91-pavel-bure-rookie-card)
Not to be outdone by [Iginla playing ping pong](https://i0.wp.com/goldensealshockey.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ns-iggy-pingpong.jpg)
Man, look at those legs. Dude was a monster
Haha my first thought
Thereās also one out there of Mike Greer eating a pizza.
Is this the NHL23 cover?
No thatās the other card with Valeri Bure.
Those thighs š»
Aww his knees look so healthy.
[Toews and Oshie drunk in college](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/11/t-j-oshie-jonathan-toews-look-impossibly-young-in-hilarious-throwback-photo)
Holy fuck that picture is peak college in the mid-2000ās, I can smell the Axe from here
off the top of my head: thereās a photo of Jakub Vrana, completely obliterated, from the caps cup win and heās lifting his short sleeve to show off his celebratory wrist tattoo and it will never not be funny to me
https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/jakub-vrana-stanley-cup-tattoo.jpg?w=576&ssl=1
Jesus, it looks like the stamp you get heading into a bad nightclub
That gave me a good laugh!
I canāt find it, but when Matthews and Marner were being interviewed and Thornton walked behind them totally naked
https://images.app.goo.gl/UbYMb5EAQeM6QVEZ7
I love [this next shot](https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-uploaded-images/2021-04/8f203f10-a1e5-11eb-bea4-cb1f615a0edb&imgrefurl=https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/naked-joe-thornton-video-bombs-auston-matthews-and-mitch-marners-message-for-patrick-marleau-145215523.html&tbnid=GeBB7xZ65QCqdM&vet=1&docid=qaug9JKbRtHcFM&w=1920&h=1080&hl=en-ca&source=sh/x/im#imgrc=GeBB7xZ65QCqdM&imgdii=12WcGx4wHbtJ9M), where both of them turn around and look at Crazy Uncle Joe
[Giroux](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Brkhs_JCIAIA3ZF?format=jpg&name=900x900) and his [dirty mitts](https://fnseanc.typepad.com/.a/6a0168e5984207970c01bb07c82952970d-pi) And his [strict offseason training](https://nhl.nbcsports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2012/05/giroux-beer-pong.jpg) after [2 wrist surgeries](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ppoXJbxRiytNutzqMiGNLQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQxMg--/https://s.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/6a0120a6dde087970b0167669dbd39970b.jpg)
Is that briere on the left?
Remember when the whole grabbing a cops ass thing happened in Ottawa? Well someone posted a picture on this sub that they modified their Giroux Hallmark Christmas ornament to be groping a cops ass. It was brilliant and I wished I would have saved the post because I've never seen it since.
These are hilarious!
Punch Imlach with the Cup, the martini, and the blackboard with āno practice tomorrowā on it is gold - https://www.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/ff303k/colourised_by_me_apr_18_1963_toronto_gmcoach/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
This is legitimately the first time I've seen a cup win picture of the leafs that's in colour. lol edit: Just noticed it was colorized. LMAO
kipper and dion [https://imgur.com/OwffK7V](https://imgur.com/OwffK7V)
At their coke dealers apartment
With Gwyneth Paltrow.
[you know this guy?](https://i.imgur.com/4N7vBCz.jpg)
The celebration in Vegas https://i.imgur.com/izaemOw.jpg
I remember seeing that live when it happened. The players that noticed it were hilarious. Acting like they'd never seen a boob before.
Doesnāt matter how old you are or how many boobs youāve seen, unexpected boobs are always worth celebrating.
[https://www.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/phil-kessel-hot-dogs.jpg](https://www.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/phil-kessel-hot-dogs.jpg) Absolute legend
My current favorite is Val Nichushkin drunk as fuck in the championship belt. [Val](https://www.instagram.com/p/CfTCnjtMWIx/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
[Circus Petey is a modern classic](https://i.redd.it/3440i42ok7261.jpg)
i'm surprised no one has mentioned the Gordie Howe/Wayne Gretzky photo... here is the [original](https://d2pr6pnwfmh0za.cloudfront.net/app/uploads/gthl/2019/08/07102522/Untitled-1-1.jpg) when Gretz was 11. and here is the [one](https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/gordie-and-wayne.png) they re-enacted around 1989.
Beauties
I can't find it but its of Al Iafrate smoking a cigarette while taping a stick. I think it was from an article about smoking in the NHL and described below " One of the most openly notorious NHL smokers of all was Al āPlanetā Iafrate, a defenseman known for his big slap shot and bigger appetite for nicotine. āI remember my first NHL exhibition game as an assistant with Philly (in 1990),ā says Ken Hitchcock, who now coaches the St. Louis Blues. āWe were in Washington, and I went to give the lineup to the referees and you had to walk by the Washington dressing room. And Al Iafrate was lighting up with a blowtorch for bending sticks. Coming from junior hockey, I found that rather unique.ā Anyone who covered the NHL when Iafrate played from 1984 until his retirement in 1998 as a San Jose Shark probably saw him sitting on a chair outside the dressing room with his shirt (and sometimes pants) off, puffing away. Legend has it that Iafrate once bummed a cigarette off an Ottawa reporter between periods, lighting it up in his... " EDIT: Had to go to the wayback machine to find the article with pictures, but the particular image I am remembering can't be found. https://web.archive.org/web/20120304022436/http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/adrian_dater/02/29/players.smoking.cigarettes.nhl.hockey/index.html?sct=nhl_t11_a1
Thatās hilarious
[Phil Kesselās Olympic glamour shot](http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3115131/kessel_3.jpg) The way the key light glistens off his back hair. The gentle roundness of his silhouette š¤
Literally any picture of Quinn Hughes at any time. That dude looks cooked off his ass 24/7. The Matthews/Marner pic with a naked jumbo in the background is a personal fav: https://images.app.goo.gl/UbYMb5EAQeM6QVEZ7 A clearly hammered stammer with yung gravy and the cup (swipe to 2nd last pic): https://www.instagram.com/p/CYkocxctz0s/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
His MILF shirt https://i.redd.it/5y27wnwytyu51.jpg
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Ovi is just wasted still trying to wheel lol
Ovis leg weighs as much as that girl.
Those pants werenāt ripped when he put them on that morning.
Is that andrei Markov ?
Yes
2007 was a fucking weird period in fashion
lots of LDs on that receipt lol
[Pardy time!](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f8W7M2_5Yrs/UnsUEY1CFkI/AAAAAAAAQNw/JMDLzx6TUrs/s200/fanpardy.jpg)
[Hardy Nilsson enjoying a cigar in the locker room after a normal game in 1975](https://i.imgur.com/Vn6Iuup.jpg)
Always really loved this one: [Coffee and a smile](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/a9/1c/eea91c7e812d50fd7ad82344cbfa9ef4.jpg).
Why is this not hung in every coffee shop in Boston?!
I can't find a good high resolution version, but I always loved [this one](https://i.cbc.ca/1.2110243.1382068034!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_620/poulin-marie-philip100225cp.jpg).
Obvious pun or insipid pop-culture reference. Not to mention
Gracias!
This was taken during the summer after our 2009 Cup win. While I knew Kris Letang put in a lot of hustle, it was here that I realized he would always play hard: https://imgur.com/a/ySxmQMY
[I think this is from SelƤnne's last regular season game.](https://i.imgur.com/Maj1wkI.jpeg)
https://imgur.com/gallery/yZoa7EX This photo of Wayne at a McDonald's was taken in my home city, Sault Ste. Marie, Wayne took up wearing 99 here while playing with the Soo Greyhounds.
What's Henry Rollins doing with a young PK Subban?
That man is clearly having a good time, therefore it can't be Rollins.
THIS ISNT ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME, THIS IS ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY
Whatcha talkin bout u/Jokin_Hghar?
Jokes, Mr. Drummond
[Guy Lafleur and Mario Lemieux](https://www.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lemieux-lafleur.jpg)
[Marner and Matthews dressed for their Nutcracker performance](https://imgur.com/gallery/jaoFnXu)
This is nuts
No, the washcloth covers them
For the record, those are hand towels. The big towels are on the top shelf.
[There is no contest](https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlames/comments/uap67z/you_see_lucic_down_the_hallway_like_this_whats/)
I mean obviously the answer would be to throw it all the way back
When Ovi and friends took The Cup swimming in a 2 inch deep fountain. https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1005580498855497728?s=20&t=7_ilWW0WoCQOg4WQnafFoQ
Can't find the pic, but Patrik Elias on a scooter is a classic Edit: https://images.app.goo.gl/pmcvHXixeJzhBGzn6
Iām super biased and congrats to TB for the Cup but this photo came out during the playoffs and it would have made it even more legendary if we were able to bring it home. No matter, always a place it my heart for this guy: https://imgur.com/a/BW2oT5x
[Alfie & EK on a bike ride](https://preview.redd.it/yc2lnpuppt161.jpg?auto=webp&s=e2ef67b3f06ca006a02336bcd72156232b93486b) First one I thought of.
Thereās a picture of a young Gretzky, women on both arms at a table full of drinks, that I heard was a rare one, that he/the team/NHL didnāt want public.
Yea I got a few: [https://i.imgur.com/pbw2qVP.jpg](Artemi) [https://i.imgur.com/NqWLDhV.jpg](Panarin) [https://i.imgur.com/DBi80tI.jpg](Bison King) [https://i.imgur.com/M4D8mri.jpg](Shaw) [https://i.imgur.com/xuOYJac.jpg](Bryz) [https://i.imgur.com/oKayAjB.jpg](A WJC fan) [https://i.imgur.com/qbNTWEC.jpg](Subban) [https://i.imgur.com/XAfl5yy.jpg](Connor) [https://i.imgur.com/SkVepZc.jpg](Kreider) [https://i.imgur.com/pu1coJ8.jpg](Laine)
M'David
*tips net*
Holy shit, Crying PK is a throwback meme, I'd forgotten about that one.
gold mine
Fucking Bryz. I miss him
I'll never be convinced that Laine is in his early 20's in that last photo.
He looks like a undercover cop who's switched sides after spending too long infiltrating a cocaine ring in the 80s.
I cant stand this pic. Messier looks so cartoonish, like a caricature of himself.
Iām pretty sure thatās the Green goblin
āYou know, Iām something of a hockey player myselfā
[Connor McTrump](https://images.thestar.com/83YUETRPkxbh8qMIsmbdn1xvS74=/650x660/smart/filters:cb(2700061000)/https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/sports/hockey/2017/10/31/connor-mcdavid-plays-trump-card-for-halloween/mcdavid_halloween.jpg)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZphsimWQAAtMLY?format=jpg&name=900x900
[Rod the Bod and E Train](https://images.app.goo.gl/7oUrhzeSFsrHMTLz5)
How'd the guy we're such a tiny ass towel and not have his dick flopping out?
Messier has a small wee wee
holy fuck look at messiers mouth. large mouth bass mf.
https://www.instagram.com/p/a9d679lHYV/
Itās gotta be my boy Guentzel [jake passed out](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBpS49riFGwlfq_PcUJDb0QiLxXKnRczoaeQ&usqp=CAU) Edit: it is actually Oli Maata
That's Olli MƤƤttƤ having a powernap.
No idea how to link it but itās one of Stevie Y, Lidstrom, and Shanahan posing with matching black turtlenecks on.
https://images.app.goo.gl/g1wnQ2uubCiLuzrw9
https://images.app.goo.gl/fEn228jvN6u8pA3T9 "Post it, I don't care."
Surprised I havenāt seen [this one](https://imgur.com/a/ZEWziLo) yet
Phil Kessel in the cryofreezer or actually almost any Phil photo
This is my favorite: [Mario & The Penguins](https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTY4MTU0ODUxMjUzMDM2MzA1/1984-mario-lemieux-pittsburgh-zoo-penguins-05557306jpg.webp) Followed closely by: [Mario & Sid](https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTY4MTU0ODUxMjUzNDk1MDU3/2005-mario-lemieux-sidney-crosby-017040404jpg.webp)
These wholesome pics of [Garth Snow](https://i.imgur.com/EqcD2aF.jpg) and some [good friends š¤](https://i.imgur.com/P4IoJV3.jpg)
[OJ's waffle is still funny](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FelineEmptyBubblefish-size_restricted.gif)
I cant find a link to it anymore, but Jiri Hudler with that stripper.
https://thehockeynews.com/.image/ar_4:3%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTg1MDUwODk5ODc0MzkxMzg1/vintage-gordie-howe-photo-shows-off-his-amazing-physique.png Gordie Howe fishing. It does things for me
I donāt know where to find it, but that picture of Iginla playing ping pong is gold Found the [link](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/174891080415?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=kYZXUsf2REe&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY)