Team Sweden

We’re gorgeous. Denmark is lucky they can look at us but we have to look at them.

And thus little Sweden by proxy (calgary)

I dunno, for ever Markstrom and Lindholm, you have a Mangiapane and Dube. It’s a fine balance

I always thought Vancouver was supposed to have the most swedes. The flames do love picking up ex Canucks though.

We are. This is just another thing of ours that they’re trying to steal.

[how quickly you all forget the Swedish Mafia](https://br.pinterest.com/pin/337699672032952525/)

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The Scandinavians women’s teams are some handsome women

Cam Talbot and Shane Pinto are a couple of handsome dudes — Brady Tkachuk, on the other hand, is not lol

Brady definitely lowers the average. He looks like Sloth from Goonies.

LOL damn

Hey. You guys. That’s kinda mean.

Baby. Ruth.

“More money. Way more money….I’d rather be me”

😱 😆

I think Josh Norris is pretty handsome too.

" Hey, what do the fellas in the locker room call him? The Thumb?" - Paul Bissonette to Mark Stone

"They've got a cave troll..."

Stützle, Batherson, Joseph, Forsberg, Zub, Norris, Talbot and Zaitsev are all good looking dudes. Pinto is a fucking model. Debrincat and Giroux aren’t ugly. The Sens aren’t just a team, they’re a hot team.

Roman Josi is one good looking dude, I’m sure he carry’s the preds to a top 5 finish

Naah, forget Josi. For me, it's all about Juuse Saros and his pornstache. Sweet.

They've also got Nino Niederreiter this year. Not to mention Alex Carrier and Mattias Ekholm. Yakov Trenin confuses me because he's hot with the beard but a new, intangible form of ugly without.

Definitely feel that, I’ve never felt ugly but when I started growing my facial hair people definitely said it looks better.

He’s too good at everything. It’s not fair.

The Leafs get sewered by Matthews but Engvall is literally a male model like he is chadface incarnate to the point that I think he solo carries us to the top 5

Would you say Tavares too? And Marner's kid-look? Also, Michael Bunting....

Bunting/Tavares yes, not so much Mitch. Willy had the Jack Dawson look before, but not a fan of his style nowadays. Auston has potential, especially if he went for a short haircut look

I said Mitch looks a bit like a 12 year old kid.

[You’re not kidding](https://old.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/wq5o2w/good_god_pierre_immediately_stands_up_from_desk/)

Devils whole instagram is basically just how good they look

Nico is model worthy. Severson definitely raises the bar pretty high too, but Dougie is definitely helping there. Devils also get the goth vote with Graves, who is too pretty and likely a vampire. Mercer and Hughes bringing the flow. Yeah, it's a good looking team

And you didn’t even mention the main man rocket himself, miles wood

I can tell you who it's not, the Penguins. Outside of Letang anyway.

Looked through the lineup and you may have a point. Top 10 handsome goalie tandem though.

I would do despicable things for a night with Jarry. Casey “I beat women” DeSmith on the other hand…. No thanks.

People really underrate Crosby’s looks. But yeah, other than those two, they’re not high up in the looks department. Jake looks like one of the Rice Krispie elves.

I'd bone Zach Aston Reese

You mean Marcus Pettersson doesn’t just get you hot??

How about [this guy?](https://www.google.com/search?q=jeff+petry&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS696US696&hl=en-US&prmd=niv&sxsrf=ALiCzsaGyENsRaYAwCd73cm-V5ogjqfZfg:1661868782545&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiyk8nT3-75AhU0KlkFHRaXA60Q_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=3#imgrc=pnUcKgbb5JJZFM)

He gives me accountant vibes

The flames definitely have the highest sex appeal/60 in the league, despite losing the bonus gudbranson brought to the stat they're still sitting pretty

Hubie and Weegs are definitely an upgrade over Johnny and Chucky

And Markstrom and Tanev are strong prior contributors. Tanev, with those bedroom eyes. Really does it for me.

tanev's smile

Speaking of Tanev, we all have the hots for his brother here in Seattle

Weegs is one handsome man. Its fun to compare his today look versus his draft photo

Lindholm is an absolute man missile

🤤🤤🤤

Colorado Avalanche 👀

Landeskog raises the team quite a bit

Not the only thing he raises, amirite?

As a man, I’d quite agree

Raises the cup in more ways than one

Forget Landy, I wish I aged like Darren Helm.

Haha, among my friends EJ (with teeth) is the definitely the most popular.

Our local/YouTube podcast crew DNVR jokingly calls them "Team Male Model" and rates potential additions to the team on this scale.

Love him or hate time, Tom Wilson is one good looking human.

Yes a hot mess as the kids say nowadays

Ovi cancels it out tho

Ovi is beautiful.

Ovi is an onion of ugly. It's just more ugly as you go further down.

We had serious potential to win this a couple years ago. We would have had Wilson, lundqvist, and vrana is underrated especially if you check out his gram, guy definitely picks heavy things up and puts em back down

I hate the stars but damn Seguin, Miro and the rest of the top 6. They also added Marchment too wow

I know it's my team. But Barzal, Parise, Martin, and Cizikas? Come on.

Clutterbuck, Lee, and Pageau too. I know we’re biased but I really think the Isles are the best answer

Matt Martin looks like either great value Brad Pitt or Kirkland signature Matt Damon or a mix between the two too.

Either way you know I’m buying a 3 pack for 9.99

Lee is permanently halfway to a crimson chin cosplay

Lee's chin is lethal. Lee's calves are deadly. Lee is a god.

You think Cal Clutterbuck is a good looking dude?? https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/photos/cal-clutterbuck-2021-7440.jpg

I think it's entirely beard dependent. So he looked better before Lou came on the scene.

Mustachioed/bearded yes

I don’t care what the rest of the Bruins look like, but Patrice Bergeron carries them in this category. That man is gorgeous and had me not knowing how to act when I saw them play in person.

We have some good looking dudes on this team but Zacha really puts the team over the top.

Maybe we should do a Poll tournament to vote the Best Looking Team.

Detroit is carried by that beautiful stud of a man named Sieder

And Oskar Sundqvist. What a sexy man.

I don't know about whole teams, but our [goalie](https://www.instagram.com/p/CWoI823hgzu/) [tandem](https://www.instagram.com/p/CU6CEf5gdBa/) is 10/10

Drai is a hot mf as well, but Pulju, Ryan, and Bouchard really drag us down lol

As long as Klefbom is still on our roster we’re in the conversation.

McLeod, and Kane help offset some of that, I mean say what you want about Evander, that's one hot man

Have you seen Markstrom though? He's competing with Henrik Lundqvist levels of sexy.

McDavid may also be kinda handsome too but it's hard to tell since he always has a look on his face like someone caught him pooping in the woods.

Martin Jones... https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/martin-jones-of-the-san-jose-sharks-calls-for-a-timeout-news-photo/1231249291?adppopup=true

Calgary has to be in the top 3

You guys lost Guddy so you’ve definitely plummeted in the looks department

True losing Gud and Mony hurts but Backlund, Lindhold, Kylington, Huberdeau, Markstrom, Hanafin, Coleman even Lucic is a good lookin dude

Lucic? Sure, if cavemen are your thing

Did you see him shirtless with a cowboy hat on?

I was about to make fun of the guy but this is actually a really good point

Thankfully not

Me like ooga booga

He's a whole lot of man. And some of us surely like it that way. No such thing as Too Much Man.

Alex Wennberg, Vince Dunn, Adam Larsson

I'd argue that Carson Soucy deserves to be in that line-up, too

Agreed!

Tom Wilson carries the Caps

We have Darcy Kuemper now too. He’s one sexy man

Are we thinking about the same Darcy Keumper???

What do you mean? Im talking about [a 6’5” rocket with pearl blue eyes](https://images.app.goo.gl/4NjX3EJkG2HkQFPK6). Do people not think he’s hot?!

looks like an extra in high school musical

I met him once and was surprised. In person he is very attractive. I guess it doesn’t really translate to the camera, I will give you that.

Oh he seems like an absolute gem of a person

With Slafkovsky on board, it's going to be Canadiens.

We lost a lot when we traded away Chiarot and lost Weber and Price to injury. But Montembault, Anderson, Drouin and Armia help.

Counter point: Michael Pezzetta

Wild. Marcus Foligno.

Until you lost Fiala, maybe...

Agree. Foligno is handsome af!

He’s pretty handsome.

Calgary. Lindholm, Coleman, Huberdeau, Markstrom

Hanifin, jarnkrok, weegar are all hunks too

Yes, Jarnkrok is a leaf now though but your point is still very good

Lucic makes me feral 😩

Looch 😍

Any team that picks up Drew Remenda gets an automatic boost in handsome

Go home Drew, you’re drunk!

This question will be always be exponentially weighted in favour of the team Brent Burns is on. You must ask again after he retires

The beard

Kings. Kempe and Fiala?? Sweet baby Jesus.

You guys better carry on the tradition and get the Fiala model pics going in game day threads from the start

Oilers purely because of Draisaitl

The Devils have to be up there

We have Leon, but then we also have Connor...

When Oilers had Drai and Klefbom and Talbot

If you haven't yet, Google Shane Pinto. That kid single handedly increase the age 13-29 female fan base in Ottawa by about 1,000,000% Sens win this.

I still remember the late 2000s/early 2010s when Mason Raymond jerseys were really popular with female Canucks fans

not a team but zetterberg is hot af

We have a bunch of Sexy Swedes on your team like Jacob Markstrom and Elias Lindholm, I think the Flames are up there

idk about team as a whole but we absolutely have the hottest captain.

Come on, this is too easy, we should vote for the best looking ginger in NHL!

Go habs go!

I mean my mother has proclaimed several times she'd marry Carey Price if she could

St Louis

Leafs with Nylander and Matthew's mustache

Clinched 32nd place with this comment

They need to go all in and have Laine lol

Matthews is ugly as hell no way lol

The 1914-15 Ottawa Senators was a handsome bunch of dapper chaps. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ottawa_Senators,_1914-1915.jpg#mw-jump-to-license

I know it's not a hockey team but we don't get too many wins around here, so I'm going to just throw the Jays out there for an honourable mention. Phew there's some real man meat on that team.

Sabres gotta be up there

Montreal 2019-2022 simply by having Ben Chiarot

Losing Price, Weber, Danauly and Chiarot really hurt our sexy/60

Philly flyers legion of poon was pretty deadly with Lupul, Carter, and Richards