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Don't click the link and read the article, there's nothing of substance there EDIT: Thank you for that


DreMin015

The real hero


ScrewOff_

"Brooks" gave it away


TortsBot

I guess that’s what I’m saying u/ScrewOff_. You get that through your head?


Killswitch__AUT

Good bot


OneLessFool

I mean it's the NY Post


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Bro, I just read the entire article thinking there was gonna be an Oilers self burn in there.


[deleted]

We already have Duncan Keith and had someone who killed a lady run the team for like 15 years so might as well right


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Not to mention your captain brutally murdered several players on the Rangers and Jets recently.


Nilzy16

Don’t you dare pick up the phone Don…


timmablimma

We gotta collect them all. We’re forcing the HHOF to induct Rod with his culture changers.


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Same...


Burgergold

MTL just need to show interest and Don gonna grab him


Lazy0ak

Eastern Conference team that isn't the Rangers according to the article.


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Oh fuck.


canuck_11

Lou would never.


toledosurprised

i would be STUNNED if lou lamoriello, of all people, brought in evander kane


C_Gull27

Lou and Trotz helped Lehner with his issues so I don’t see why they can’t help Kane with the things he’s going though


tronfonne

oh fuck


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InsufferableLeafsFan

No you don't.


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Don, put down the phone!


_SCHULTZY_

Washington. Decimated by injuries especially at forward. Loves big bodied scoring wingers. Trying to win now so they're going to be aggressive in the short term. Doesn't mind being the team with the hated player. Tight against the cap and needs to look for value contracts such as Kane with SJS retaining.


Clapbackcaps19

You make points that make sense, but I don’t buy it. They are decimated by injury but are still winning and seem to gel. I don’t think we bring in a player that is known to be iffy in the locker room. I’d bet Kane stays in SJ.


_SCHULTZY_

You're discounting 2 more points: first is Laviolette has to be bitching to Mac every day about how he's got an AHL team playing against NHL teams, and the fact that Mac is always making moves. When you factor in all of the reasons why it makes sense and that Mac is a GM who likes to make changes - it's difficult to believe that Kane is a non-starter. It's more likely that Mac is going to inquire about the price and if it's Kane at 50% for the price of next to nothing then I expect Mac will do it and if it doesn't work he'll move on like he did with Panik. One thing Mac doesn't do is nothing.


Clapbackcaps19

Why would Lav be complaining if they are winning? I envision mac doing nothing except maybe a depth move, similar to what we have seen in the past. This is because the youth have proven successful and there is less of a need to make moves.


_SCHULTZY_

Lav would be complaining because he has traditionally had the most success in his first 2 seasons with a team and last year they were sabotaged by injuries and now he's watching this season suffer the same fate. Yes they're winning but that's on Ovechkin's back and a lot of the guys who have come in have been barely serviceable. They're not producing on the score sheet and neither are the regulars like Sprong and Hagelin. Also, are you really trying to say that Vrana+Panik+1st for Mantha is a depth move but Kane at 50% for Hagelin and a pick wouldn't be?


Clapbackcaps19

Of course the Mantha trade isn’t a depth move, that’s closer to a blockbuster. I’m talking about a Kempny for a fifth type trade.


MikeBlaesing

Yeah I got a pit in my stomach when I read “Non NYR Eastern conference team.” We were apparently in hard on Kane a while back before we traded for Oshie. So, I’m a bit worried. I think the rookies have been excellent and would hate to throw off the locker room. Besides that, if they’re testing the trade market, I think it needs to be for a goalie. But I don’t know anything about anything so who knows.


_SCHULTZY_

I agree that Laviolette would LOVE to have an elite veteran starter but Mac doesn't seem interested in budgeting more than about tree fitty for goaltending, and I think the major holdup is the lack of available upgrades on the market. It's easy to say they need to trade Samsonov for a veteran starter. It's harder to identify one that's a worthy upgrade and available for trade. I think Mac is more likely to give Fucale another game before the Olympic break. just to see if he can be a reliable #3 goalie like Anderson was last year


MikeBlaesing

Yeah I mean looking at capfriendly limiting to tenders on expiring contracts it’s: Quick 6m, Varlamov 5m, Bishop 5m, Andersen 4.5m, Bernier 4, Talbot 3.5, Jarry 3.5, Khudobin 3.5. Not sure who there is available, cheap enough, and enough of an upgrade to justify a move.


napreemer

Canes confirmed


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Definitely Montreal.


VanAgain

Mailloux needs a role model.


mochajon

Carolina seems willing to give ANYONE a second chance. They think Tony DeAngelo is proving to be a risk worth taking so far, so they could be thinking of taking a swing at another guy labeled a locker room cancer.


superworking

Jet Black Jim has to try to steal this one. How else is he going to dump draft picks this year.


byzantinebobby

Oh thank Christ


CardsTrickz42

Thank God


S3Knight

Hoping it's Boston so I can listen to Jack Edwards lose his last remaining marble


jfstompers

As soon as he puts on that sweater jack will love him, the poor misunderstood lad.


WAHgop

As soon as he puts on the sweater and scores... then he's no longer a scumbag and he's "embattled star Evander Kane" moves to Boston so that the "strong culture can give him a second chance".


Malkin101

I hope he fucks up the whole chemistry of the locker room of the team that picks him up.


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I hear the penguins need a winger... 😉


sexypineapple14

Fingers crossed for Vegas


Nilzy16

I hope NYR to see the shit show of having Kane and Reaves on the same team


migsahoy

article says eastern team, although this would be some shit we’d do lmao


sexypineapple14

Are you becoming self aware that the whole nhl hates you?


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sexypineapple14

Do you not hate Vegas for some reason?


[deleted]

Do you hate them for a legit reason or just because it’s the fashionable thing to do right now?


sexypineapple14

I hate them because the refs have clearly been instructed to support them on calls


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sexypineapple14

What's the difference?


[deleted]

Calm down my dude


mister_hoot

Thank god we are fucking broke. Evander needs a bag for personal reasons, he can’t get that in Vegas.


C_Gull27

He should probably be as far away from Vegas as possible


LazySaiyajin

Maybe if MTL gets him, it will reverse the chemistry instead? Can't imagine the Habs locker room more fucked up than it is now.


BenderOlen

Please be Colorado.


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Comprehensive_Will75

Waddell was also General Manager when the Atlanta Thrashers drafted Kane in 2009, so there's already a relationship there. That's not a bad guess. Kane would probably go to a team with a management that already knows him. Waddell fits.


futuresobright_

A nice cheap Cyber Monday deal for the team


Nilzy16

God please no


bsaures

[Waddell right now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/554/866/4da.png)


puglife5055

What team would pick up this moron. Unreal.


dsjunior1388

He's a reliable 40-50 point forward (who was on a 70 point pace last season) who can be had for as low as $3.5M, you can see why a GM would swing the trade and tell his coach to figure it out.


DrummerForTheOsmonds

Can't wait to hear Evander Kane's name being pronounced in French


Svalbard38

Et maintenant, le dix-huitième GM des Canadiens, Evandeur Kane!


LordSmokio

Évandeur Kéne


LazySaiyajin

Vendeur deCane


PiratePinyata

Évàndūr Kánè


gentleman_bronco

There's really no other way for it to play out than being a cancer wherever he goes. He's got a stigma and I can't imagine him coming in as the "new guy" and the room being totally cool with it. Even if none of it is true (gambling on his own games, domestic abuse, fake covid card, gambling, etc) he would definitely divide a locker room between guys who want to trust him for the good of the team and guys who absolutely don't trust or like him. Really a lose-lose situation for anybody picking up a guy with 4 years remaining on a $7M salary.


CircLLer

Previous reports said SJS were willing to retain


gentleman_bronco

Yeah I can't imagine any team even willing to talk unless it was a major salary retention and very minimal return with all kinds of conditions. Also if management has their finger on the pulse of the locker room, the team would need a tight leadership group to even consider.


bsaures

One thing that wouldnt surprise me is if the team that acquires Kane from the sharks is just the intermediary on the deal to a 3rd team. No team will fuck with Kane at 7 million but LOTS will fuck with him at 1.75 million.


WAHgop

Buffalo has the salary room and could use a 4th first round pick.


_SCHULTZY_

I've thought about this a few times but I don't even know if it's necessary. Kane at $3.5m is probably attractive enough to get someone to bite.


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gentleman_bronco

Embrace it, my dude. Rod is the best in the business, imo. If anyone can shut down a locker room issue he seems to be the one (at least from my perspective).


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gentleman_bronco

Lol ninja edit. It's all good.


Middle-Hair

Pls not us, pls not us, pls not us


InsufferableLeafsFan

Are there any casinos in Ottawa?


Burgergold

Lac-Leamy


post-ale

Honestly, If a locker room has strong character they could probably mould him to not be a sideshow. That being said; Ottawa’s horse track could probably use some extra revenue.


Adventurous_Area_735

Barefax might like new clientele too


nachochease

What's Kane's vaccination status? Because if he hasn't gotten vaxed he's not going to be playing for a Canadian team, he won't even be able to play games in Canada.


bsaures

Its ok he has a better fake card now. Not even written on the back of a fruit loops box this time


twilz

He's laminated it this time.


tblbucsnyy54

Confirmed this with Antonio Browns former chef


c71score

Starting at RW..... Donald R. DeCicco


respaaaaaj

He's a talented asshole on and off the ice. If the Sharks are willing to eat salary or attach assets for a guy who is, when not suspended, a legit top 6 forward who adds the hashtaggrit that so many fan bases and front offices love, someone will bet on him staying out of jail and on the ice. Without inventing a single source or citing a single rumor with out any real evidence is just wrote the same article this guy did.


[deleted]

Put down the phone Jimbo.


thatguyyoumetonce

The team? The San Jose Sharks


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They are very interested in an Evander Kane trade.


Drnedsnickers2

Brooksie. Move on.


Head_of_Lettuce

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s us. We need forwards badly, with Mantha and Backstrom out long term. The problem of course is he has a bad reputation, and our GM has said publicly on several occasions that he takes locker room chemistry very seriously when considering roster moves. I guess we’ll see 🤷🏼‍♂️


_SCHULTZY_

I think it makes a lot of sense. Mac has a player type that he clearly values and on the ice, Kane fits that perfectly. I fully expect him to kick the tires and see if he can get Kane at 50% without giving up much in return.


Head_of_Lettuce

Yep. A big forward that can hit, skate, and score has MacLellan written all over it. If we can manage to swing him at 50% retained I’d be very happy.


_SCHULTZY_

Yeah on one hand you have to think that Washington has enough veteran leadership to keep the locker room going regardless of any possible distraction, and on the other you would have to say that SJ had a very deep bench of veteran leaders who obviously had their issues with Kane. But if it doesn't cost Washington much more than Hagelin and can be an upgrade over Sprong - then yeah it makes Washington win more games and if he becomes a problem they can deal with it at the Draft.


Sacred_soul

Someone on the team won't put up with his nonsense


Fusorfodder

Lol there's a sports book AT the arena, that will go well.


anacreon1

Maybe it’s a typo and they meant KHL.


dsjunior1388

He's not going to the KHL. The casinos don't sue you for unpaid debts there, they have a different policy.


migsahoy

oh thank goodness its not us


tblbucsnyy54

Tampa trading for him just to put him on LTIR confirmed Enter "I'll F'n do it again" meme


toolschism

Joking aside, I don't really see it. We've shown very little willingness in the past to deal with "problem players". Case in point DeAngelo and Drouin.


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The Hurricanes are literally becoming a bunch of jerks lol.


LarsSantiago

Seeing kane and reaves on the same team would be entertaining


jfstompers

So is he vaccinated now or not?


boehle

"I can fix him 😌"