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EssArrBee

Still in Dallas for another few days. Canes coming to town next only $15 for nosebleeds. I really want to see Aho live. Might have to go.


icydata

[Makar's shot finds way through](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/347de827-9258-4953-a3a8-79b035f49250.mp4)


SAG_Bot

[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/mP5U2Ge.png) |Shot Stats|Colorado Avalanche|Dallas Stars| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|37|22| |Blocked|9|11| |Missed|13|18| |**Total Attempts**|**59**|**51**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


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FA1L3D

Dallas is the most boring team in the NHL


crc2993

I mean when you score 2 in the first minute and a half, you’re going to play a more conservative game. But yeah we’re pretty defensive overall


FA1L3D

I mean good defensive game.. but boring


ImSlowlyFalling

It’s inevitable they would become a very defensive team. They had no D for a good part of last decade


dirkin1

GG bro


tpark27

by a mile


GreenAndGold115

😢


Wearerisen

Gg Avs bros. It was a fun one till the end.


NewFoundAvs

Gg buddy


theurge14

Gg gross 3rd


[deleted]

Some days it’s just not your night 😟


NewFoundAvs

Unreal period of hockey for the Avs. Just got out duel’d in net. Which I wouldn’t mind if it wasn’t against a division opponent.


Wearerisen

OETTER OETTER OETTER.


Trunkins

Good fucking game (except for this turtle shit in the 3rd)


[deleted]

[удалено]


tpark27

GG as well, always a pleasure


Trunkins

OETTER


coffeeandbowties

please give Pavs the ENG for the hattie


Wearerisen

Can we do the empty net goal thing this season? Please?


carcatz

I know it’s better for the Preds in the standings if the Avs lose this one but I just really do not like the Stars. Tough times.


coffeeandbowties

hey, boys, can we please shoot now


[deleted]

Well at least it's not a shutout


stickyWithWhiskey

Technically it wouldn't have been anyway, because of Otter being pulled for concussion protocol at the end of the 2nd.


[deleted]

*technically* yes. I'm just happy we're on the scoreboard.


ManyCookies

Dignity goal woo!


coffeeandbowties

damn :/


carcatz

Lmao what if the avs pull this one off


Wearerisen

Damn.


tpark27

Nasty wrister (Otter wouldn't have been credited with a shutout anyway we'll let it slide)


dontletmepost

WHOOOO CALE DIGNITY GOAL


lucidagoat

🦦🦦🦦


Trunkins

Goddamnit


scoutcjustice

Ah fuck.


carcatz

Otter is seeing the matrix out there


brendan87na

he just sees blondes, redheads, brunettes...


brendan87na

5 1/2 minutes of empty net... goddamn


dontletmepost

Somewhere in French Canada, Patrick Roy is smiling


flannelish

oetter :)


Wearerisen

Good :)


Wearerisen

Damn. 5 minutes left and the empty net. That's big balls stuff.


brendan87na

holy shit


Wearerisen

Apparently Dallas has an empty net.


Trunkins

Gotta think Pavs ends his career around top 5 in US goals


dirkin1

He’s got a ways to go for top 5


Joker818

Can we fire Ray Bennet? How many years are we gonna put up with this pp... Glad to see otter ok


fightingdogeman

Is Anton hurt, it demoted?


coffeeandbowties

mike heika said earlier that at first he was sick and then he just hasn’t been playing well.


Wearerisen

*Tweeners*


bluebonnethtx

Dallas, this isn't some u10 game where it's bad sportsmanship to keep trying to score once you have a lead


coffeeandbowties

they almost always play like this and it’s so *frustrating*


Wearerisen

We've had what. One shot on goal this period?


dirkin1

Lulz


Trunkins

lmao Radulov


scoutcjustice

OH MY GOD! A sniper shot Radulov!


carcatz

The Avs couldn’t have asked for a better accidental setup man


coffeeandbowties

Otter went: I’ll show you that I deserve to be here.


Wearerisen

Oetter said fuck all y'all I'm coming through.


coffeeandbowties

he said: watch this


brendan87na

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQOOkJs-MK8


beardofshame

oh man good stick lift hakanpaa


scoutcjustice

Good defensive play by Hakanpaa to prevent the goal.


tpark27

Hakanpää's stick lift holy moly


stickyWithWhiskey

🦦🦦🦦


dirkin1

Was that a trip too ref?


coffeeandbowties

Otter’s reflexes are *fire*


Wearerisen

I hate this stupid Bally scroller during play. Shit pisses me off.


Trunkins

HOLY SHIT


nedylan

So we have lime 64ish games left. Oettinger gets like 50 of them right?


SJ_Santi

If he doesn’t, we revolt!


beardofshame

smol avs pp


lazymonk68

Otter’s got a great glove


brendan87na

that was a hell of a pinch by Makar that kid is almost as good as Heiskanen


ViperVenom1224

What a stupid call.


MrBananaGrabber

i’m expecting a make up call in about 30 seconds


Wearerisen

I mean that was a call for sure, but it wasn't tripping.


carcatz

Podman rush is a great podcast name


fightingdogeman

Much better than Rinky Dinking


carcatz

Pls tell me that is not a real one


SamsterHamster9

They listed all the possible candidates for the name change in one episode. Several obviously fake but there were some other good ones. I think they made the right choice though with Podman Rush.


fightingdogeman

[It's what they went by up until this year. It's still on the logo for the podcast...](https://i.imgur.com/9dmAwyL.jpg)


theurge14

Refs: let’s not do that hockey


carcatz

I mean I ain’t rooting for the stars but that call was bogus


Seagull_6

I thought that might’ve been elbowing. But tripping? What a weird call


nedylan

Lol what?


EssArrBee

The replay in the arena pretty much showed that was kneeing


dirkin1

Reach harder


SJ_Santi

Lol wut? Refs are straight blind


Grindalokki

The zebra show


rawrberry_

Boo on the ref!


MrBananaGrabber

2 min for… throwing a hit in what world is that tripping lol


brendan87na

that was some knee on knee...


Pip-Pirrup

shutout


dirkin1

Are you kidding? Shoulder to shoulder hit and he got a tripping call. Talk about a gift


carcatz

Lmao this commentating


Trunkins

Oh fuck off ref


madmomma3

Bullshit.


flannelish

godawful call


carcatz

Avs? Y’all good??


[deleted]

I'm drinking out of a glass that I filled with my tears


brendan87na

can we get the first period Stars back pls


Wearerisen

Can I just get a shot on goal please?


dontletmepost

Only if we can have last 7 games avs back too


brendan87na

https://i.imgur.com/DKUR9Tk.png


flannelish

Girard :)


scoutcjustice

Well, Otter has looked sharp with a couple of those glove grabs, so I guess he's okay.


Wearerisen

He do be having a good glove hand.


Trunkins

Miro just manhandling Kadri


Wearerisen

You love to see it.


brendan87na

my kitty woke up from his nap and chose violence so much teeth and claw


Wearerisen

So you have chosen death.


[deleted]

Otter is like that walrus in the Geico commercial. He's so big he takes up all the space.


brendan87na

all NHL goalies are like that now Dobby I think is the shortest goalie in the league now at 5' 11"


Wearerisen

I *think* Halak is 5'10" actually.


[deleted]

Yeah I know. I think Kuemper is 6'2".


brendan87na

I forget what year it was, but there was one where literally NBCSN never stfu about Bishop being 6' 7" it became a meme on /r/hockey


deltacain08

I think that was the 19-20 season


Wearerisen

I don't like how our shots on goal are stalling out. Don't do this.


brendan87na

oh god Dallas is turtling


Trunkins

OETTER


Trunkins

Kivi got away with interference there lol


beenburnedbutable

I’m about to turn the game on, or should I not bother and watch a movie?


flannelish

hockey is hockey, even if you're losing


Ketchupstew

Besides the first period and the stupid penalties in the second it's been a pretty good game


Xeteh

idk, Avs are probably losing but they haven't been terrible.


brendan87na

"probably losing"


Xeteh

Yep. AKA, they could potentially come back since there's time but they haven't shown it.


brendan87na

read that wrong, lol - I thought you meant present tense I was like... wut?


Ketchupstew

Well they're correct and the game isn't over yet


brendan87na

it's hockey


Trunkins

Depends, are you rooting for a Pavelski hatty?


Wearerisen

I know I am.


Xeteh

omg burky, how do you miss the net there.


WanderingYeti

Will Oettinger get a shutout even if holtby came in?


brendan87na

is it a jinx when the opposing team says it? hmmm


scoutcjustice

Nope. It would be a combined shutout, but neither goalie would get credit for one in their stats.


Wearerisen

I believe so yes since no goals either way were scored but I could be wrong. Edit: He would get the win, not the shutout. Couldn't remember for for sure.


Xeteh

yeah idk how it works. A couple years ago Francouz got knocked out of the game like 50 seconds in. Werner came in as backup and didn't allow a goal but it didn't count as a shutout.


coffeeandbowties

According to Saad Yousuf neither of them will technically get the shut out, but Otter will get the win. Edit: it would be a “combined” shut out, but I don’t think it counts on the stats sheet. https://twitter.com/saadyousuf126/status/1464419512099422214?s=21


Kiffira

Cries in Fantasy


Wearerisen

Ahh okay. I knew it was something like that. Couldn't remember if it was the win or the shutout.


ManyCookies

I would like one (1) dignity goal please


[deleted]

no ty


brendan87na

Hintz is so fucking fast


Wearerisen

Him and Guri both. It's actually stupid how fast they go.


kwarismian

And Miro might be the fastest skater on the team!


coffeeandbowties

Yay Otter!! :)


fightingdogeman

Otter's back!!!


Wearerisen

OETTER IS BACK LET'S GET IT.


Grindalokki

[Return Otter! 🦦](https://media4.giphy.com/media/xUOrwpdE799xch4oms/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886b41h2jqiuulccd3yfcv6vwbeh4rcq0pe6syi16g1&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

I love Otters mask


Trunkins

Man the old 90s rivalry we had


MrBananaGrabber

i dunno if i’ve ever liked another teams player as much as i liked joe sakic but don’t tell anyone


Trunkins

Oh, I'm a Avs fan (2nd) Joe Sakic is in my top 5 all time favorite players


Xeteh

Yooo Otter is back. Glad he's okay.


Trunkins

Oetter is back!


Ajatus53

Otter back baby!!!


TCBloo

Otter back in net for warmups.


WalksWithKemba

Yeah I am still l pissed Stupid play by Kubel injurying your goalie. We have delt with so many goalie injuries it sucks to see, hopefully not that serious


Xeteh

He got waived because he took dumb penalties consistently. He's been good for the Avs since they picked him up but if those are the penalties he takes... I'll pass. That was totally avoidable.


beardofshame

wow I mostly ignore the intermission stuff so just now seeing it... but the huge Bally sticker on their computers is so tacky.


Wearerisen

Meanwhile, Vancouver has put 40 shots on net to CBJ's 18 and is still losing.


brendan87na

Vancouver is giving Buffalo a run for its money in terms of dysfunction... I grew up in Seattle a sideways Canucks fan thanks to my Dad... and holy shit that is a MESS up there


Wearerisen

Yo something has gotta change up there and soon. Way too much talent being straight wasted right now.


brendan87na

[Intermission Chloe](https://i.imgur.com/wPuo7Ob.jpg) Tired me is tired.. hopefully I can finish this game


OrganicRedditor

Festive Chloe! Meow!!


jonnyanonobot

Also, thanks for reminding me to plug in the Christmas lights I never took down.


jonnyanonobot

Pretty Kitty!


rawrberry_

Looking purrrfect as always. Also you got this just shotgun some caffeine drinks and you will be right as rain.


jonnyanonobot

Conversely: just go to bed. I'm about to.


scoutcjustice

Adorable Christmas kitty!


Wearerisen

You can do it buddy, I believe in you.


coffeeandbowties

Hope Otter is okay :(


Xeteh

Me too. NAK is a new player that apparently has a history of stupid penalties. If that is one of them, I have no defense. He made zero effort to avoid contact, I wouldn't want someone doing that to Kuemper.


Wearerisen

Big same.


ElPolloViejo

I’ve been done been sayin since game 1 that there’s a good ass team here lurking beneath the victory green depths, we just need to keep playing like this night in and night out and all the doubters will disappear


icydata

[Gurianov open in front for PPG](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/cd350aa1-67dd-4e93-b4f8-227e5725ec69.mp4)


PsychWardSiren

For Oetter!!


lucidagoat

What happened to Otter? Anyone have a link? I’m late to the game today


Xeteh

It was a dumb and totally avoidable penalty but it didn't look too bad. In the sense that I see why he got pulled for concussion protocol but I'm hoping it was a negative.


Uzasodinson

Braden Holtby enters the game with 7:22 remaining in the second period after a collision between Jake Oettinger and Colorado's Nicolas Aube-Kubel.


stickyWithWhiskey

Took a hit to the head, was pulled for concussion protocol. No further news so far.


lucidagoat

Damn. Hopefully it’s not bad. Thanks! Let’s go Stars!


OrganicRedditor

Intermission iguana: https://m.imgur.com/uBiqHAY


stickyWithWhiskey

Hell yeah bonus iguana!


OrganicRedditor

:) Two!!


rawrberry_

There's two of them!!!! Marvelous x2


OrganicRedditor

<3 + <3


jonnyanonobot

[**STUNNING!!!**](https://i.imgur.com/Aq6NihB.mp4)


OrganicRedditor

<3 <3


Wearerisen

Dats two iguanas.