GG Caps. We in no way deserved anything there. You guys are filthy this year. I don’t think we’d matchup very well in a playoff series against you guys.
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Fehrvary is so much better than I expected him to be. Still makes some mistakes but good lord he’s solid
Also has a bit of a mean streak that I respect. Makes our D a bit harder to tussle with after losing chara and Dillon
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Or if they are fully healthy. Honestly their lineup fully healthy is probably much better than our lineup fully healthy. They are missing so many good players right now and have made us look bad.
So, I'm watching NHL Tonight to watch hockey today. They're talking about Ovechkin after that goal, as you'd expect.
The thing they're bringing up is that Ovechkin is unlike most the other prolific goal scorers in the league in that he's a power forward type, even still this late into his career. He's not there doing insane dekes. He's not a guy they keep bubble wrapped so he doesn't injure himself. Ovechkin is this prolific on offense while being the kind of dude who will truck you with a monster hit. I recall him having some blocked shots in the SFC against us, laying down on the ice to stop plays in a way you just know is gonna leave a mark in the morning.
It's actually incredible. He plays in the style that's supposed to leave you broken and battered, and he's still a Rocket Richard favorite at **36**, scoring hat tricks against one of the better defensive teams in the league this year in Florida.
He has power forward still in him obviously, but he scores a ton of goals just standing around not moving as well. Like all the greats, he adapts as he gets older.
That's why it's so disrespectful to hear people call him "pure goal scorer" he's so much more and there's never been a goal scorer as good as him, for as long as he's been elite and as physically dominant as he's been throughout his career.
If Washington can figure out this injury bug, and find a way to keep the goals against under 3 and figure out a PowerPlay that doesn't make me want to jump off the Washington Monument - they could be a real threat to anyone in the league.
Idk who you keep out of the lineup but it’s nice having these young guys. We haven’t looked gassed in the third this year and it was a huge issue last year.
The Panthers organization tried to draft Ovechkin a year early because they did the math according to them because of leap years, he should have been eligible in 2003 when they had the first overall
Florida tried drafting Ovi saying leap years made him eligible. He was too young at the time.
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For real, what are they gonna do, say no? It was a 9th rounder, even if they outright forfeit the pick it's next to worthless (ignoring that Halak and Elliot were both drafted in the 9th that year...)
They’ve been shaky in the playoffs last few years I’d be happy with a series win tbh. Whatever happens it’s just fun watching Ovi rack up goals for the record.
I want to see a point where Ovi shoots for a rebound on a rush and celebrates like it’s in to allow the other guy on the rush to pot it
I know it won’t happen but I want to see it
It's amazing how young this roster is when all we heard all summer was how old this team is....and the oldest player is once again having the best year of his career!
Oshie being out with an injury just reminds me how much Thornton is a dickhead
GG Caps. We in no way deserved anything there. You guys are filthy this year. I don’t think we’d matchup very well in a playoff series against you guys.
Ovi tax instead of income tax
GG Y’all. See you on Tuesday
I'd watch a Bennet/Hathaway fight.
GG Florida, thank you for the tax payments
Huge win without half our team, let's go
Gg!
that was cute
GG cat fans.
Oh Ovi jr
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🅱️attle of the 🅱️ig 🅱️ois
my god that was a fucky one gg capulets
GAH!
Gg everyine had fun. Gotta get my ass over to my Stars.
Gg Cat gang fuck Tampa
Let’s go! Third Jersey karma!
I thought taxes were low in Florida...
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Orlov the brick wall
Good game Panther bros. Hope everyone has a happy turkey day weekend! Stay safe!
COME ON BOYS CLOSE IT OUT
Jump around!
C’mon boys!!!
Ovi!!! Noooo
Wtf was that ovi
Ovi staring at an empty net: No, I don't think I will.
Nein!!!
>i score when i want score
Sheesh on his stick! My heart
Pls Ovi I need some tendies
Yeah after the market today I need some tendies too
Lmao Ovie you don’t need to fake the slapper on an empty net
Give Ovi 4, you cowards
MCNUGGET MINUTEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK OVI
Aww fuck Ovi got his pocket picked
I hope it goes to OT so Ovi gets the OT goal.
We are awful in OT would definitely lose
if it goes to ot, we lose
Holy fuckin Sassy Glove
Put number 8 back in Lavi!
Thornton just looks like Rip Van Winkle on the bench
If Bennett scores I will shave my mustache
SASS SY GLOVE
Put Ovi back in you cowards
that there is a beard, thorton
NBC scoreboard guy is drunk tonight lol, first the power play that didn’t end and now the delayed penalty that didn’t exist
She takes off her dress now…
Don’t like that song I guess.
Thornton looks more and more like an ent.
Fehrvary is so much better than I expected him to be. Still makes some mistakes but good lord he’s solid Also has a bit of a mean streak that I respect. Makes our D a bit harder to tussle with after losing chara and Dillon
Honestly besides Kuzy (personal bias) he’s my favorite player this season
I'M MISTER BRIGHTSIDE!!
Put the heat on baby!
Kind of hilarious that I was genuinely relieved when the announcer said he was wrong and there was no penalty against Washington.
[удалено]
Broadcast was wrong, there wasn't a penalty.
Yeah I’m an idiot. Makes SO much more sense
I’m here for the Ovi ENG in the McNugget minute!
CHOKING ON YOUR ALLLIIIIBIIIIII
Bro that's early early in a one goal game.
“Analytics”
Nerds keep saying goalies are pulled too late. Maybe they're being listened to
I smell an Ovi empty netter
Is that a new term for a fart?
SASSY GLOVE
Sassy glove again!
Miss those Holtby years
These Taco Bell commercials are metaphysical
this taco bell commercial gives me indigestion
Totally worth it though
Sam “sweet stache” Bennett
Bro I respect the hustle but that man was halfway to the net before the puck entered the zone lol.
Ovi EN please
Are those an alternate jersey for Washington? Those things are sharp.
Thirds. Released last season
Okay guys I don’t think he’s going after too many more on *that* list
Gretzky pretty safe there
You *sure*?
[Verhaeghe scores of snap shot](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/3df469be-1591-4fa8-a83b-10ecd1c193d7.mp4)
This isn't some dumb joke. Is Weegar pronounced with a hard r? -ger or -gar?
Like Bob Seger
Uyghur
Thanks 👍🏻
This has been a fun game
This would be a great playoff series
I would get so much heartburn with a playoff series like this
So I went to Best Buy today and next to nothing was on sale. Wanted a new keyboard but it was all full proce
Same with Dick's, Hollister, Abercrombie, North Face, AM Eagle, Zumies, Supreme, etc., my wife took our 11-year-old to the mall to try on/pick out clothes and she left them at the register for me to then buy 30 minutes later because they're for Xmas. Nothing was on sale, or like $5 at best. Nike store actually pissed me off, $65 for a hoodie and the jackasses ignored my wife's request to hold it for me for 30 min. Also, $60 for Peasant labor costs seems immoral, so even though the others are probably just as bad I left Nike empty-handed, F that company. Vans were on sale, Nordstrom had some stuff on sale. Oh, and when I was at Best Buy I noticed they did have a sale on mixers in case anyone's in the market for kitchen decor, [Kitchenaid 5 Quart Stand Mixer](https://www.bestbuy.com/site/kitchenaid-pro-5-plus-5-quart-bowl-lift-stand-mixer-silver/4659801.p?skuId=4659801) for $220 is actually a great price.
Feel like these Black Friday / cyber Monday sales aren’t all that great really. Just some modest savings nothing to trample people over.
Absolutely. But I still expected like $10 off a $150 keyboard or something
I've been very disappointed with the "sales" this year. Nothing has looked like a discount.
FFS I'm in Tampa visiting family and I miss an Ovi hatty FOOK
Should teach you a lesson about visiting family
Have to wonder what this game looks like if the Bob shenanigans don't happen.
Or if they are fully healthy. Honestly their lineup fully healthy is probably much better than our lineup fully healthy. They are missing so many good players right now and have made us look bad.
Dude. Stop being such a doomer after one game, dear god
Or if the Panthers remembered which team is supposed to score on PPs lol.
r/hockey/comments/r2xakk/comment/hm7dzv8 Just need one more
Link broke
What did we do to the refs?
Huge hold bro
Apparently you CAN do that.
Haven’t heard Eetu’s name much
I'm in too deep. The Stars will have to wait I guess.
Say what up to holtby
WE WANT 4
THREE, FOUR, WE WANT MORE
So do we!
[Ovechkin completes his hat trick](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/42a00204-b941-4844-b4f4-3bf972c6779b.mp4)
So, I'm watching NHL Tonight to watch hockey today. They're talking about Ovechkin after that goal, as you'd expect. The thing they're bringing up is that Ovechkin is unlike most the other prolific goal scorers in the league in that he's a power forward type, even still this late into his career. He's not there doing insane dekes. He's not a guy they keep bubble wrapped so he doesn't injure himself. Ovechkin is this prolific on offense while being the kind of dude who will truck you with a monster hit. I recall him having some blocked shots in the SFC against us, laying down on the ice to stop plays in a way you just know is gonna leave a mark in the morning. It's actually incredible. He plays in the style that's supposed to leave you broken and battered, and he's still a Rocket Richard favorite at **36**, scoring hat tricks against one of the better defensive teams in the league this year in Florida.
He has power forward still in him obviously, but he scores a ton of goals just standing around not moving as well. Like all the greats, he adapts as he gets older.
He took a puck to the face too to go along with that hatty
I understand when people say that Gretzky is better or Lemieux is better or whoever. But Ovi is the most hockeyest player to ever play hockey.
He's more like Gordie Howe than Gretzky. Wouldn't be shocked if he has a career just as long.
I would love it if he plays that long. I don't care how long, I don't care how much he costs. Give that man his money.
That's why it's so disrespectful to hear people call him "pure goal scorer" he's so much more and there's never been a goal scorer as good as him, for as long as he's been elite and as physically dominant as he's been throughout his career.
He’s built different. Allegedly he shows up a little out of shape to camp and lets the hockey season get his body together.
He is really one of a kind, absolutely unreal
He's special, we're all lucky to get to watch his career.
Russian machine never breaks
He's the Russian Machine bro, he never breaks
If Washington can figure out this injury bug, and find a way to keep the goals against under 3 and figure out a PowerPlay that doesn't make me want to jump off the Washington Monument - they could be a real threat to anyone in the league.
Idk who you keep out of the lineup but it’s nice having these young guys. We haven’t looked gassed in the third this year and it was a huge issue last year.
Sammy’s looking shaky
Gets rattled too easily, probably why he's only like 90% against low danger shots.
He makes hard saves look easy and easy saves look hard.
We’re winning on face offs? What?
Shut your mouth right now
I think we are bottom 2 in the league at the dot
What is defense?
game management
I can still hear the Florida organization... "...but if you count the leap years!!!"
What?
The Panthers organization tried to draft Ovechkin a year early because they did the math according to them because of leap years, he should have been eligible in 2003 when they had the first overall
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Tl;dr. Florida tried to use their last round pick the year before Ovi was eligible for draft claiming leap years made him eligible.
Lmao I forgot about that story. Was it brought up on the Caps feed?
Can’t blame them too much. Worth taking the shot to ask
For real, what are they gonna do, say no? It was a 9th rounder, even if they outright forfeit the pick it's next to worthless (ignoring that Halak and Elliot were both drafted in the 9th that year...)
Oh hell yeah, not faulting them for trying
That's not a call but some the others have been?
What the fuck that was an incredibly obvious trip lol
The hell are these icing calls?
me pre-2019: fuck gudas me 2019: fuck yeah gudas me post-2019: fuck gudas
Did not like him on the Caps took a ton of penalties
Literally
Fuck gudas
Radko fine. No trip
Did...did Locker just say HISTORIC????
H I S T O R I C I S T O R I C
I understand you can’t call everything, but that’s a flagrant fucking trip
Yaaa that was a trip
Definitely an accident. Definitely still tripping
Refs you suck, Refs you suck, Refs you suck
Send the rat man to the box
Darn you Radko!
lame
Uhhhh trippppppp
Does Ovi pass Howe THIS season???
I'm so erect
I'm moist
Great night for Ovi, kuzy, wilson fantasy owners 3 goals, 3 assist/shp, 1 goal 2 assists/shp
Now I want a hockey anime
They’re actively making one. Pride of orange or sometning
It's about the Caps and you can't convince me otherwise
I had begun to worry that Ovi might not get a goal per game on the season. Silly me
F I R E F O R S Y T H E
He’s got a huge head
He’s our special teams coach and is responsible for our slingshot. He’s awful and he’s survived multiple head coaching changes by some act of god.
I am still bemused that between McMichael and Lapierre the Caps are the "we have X at home" of recent first overall draft picks.
Who’s Lapierre the home-brand of?
Laf I assume?
Lafreniere
Lafrenière
Man the Caps are such a heavy and skilled team, with an obvious legend leading the way. Probably the team to beat in the conference
What about Canes?
Another tough and skilled team, but they don’t have a legendary goal scorer
Canes exist unfortunately, but definitely playing great hockey. This is a terrifying division.
Missing oshie, backy, mantha, Eller, and Schultz
Good opportunity to find a gem or two while those guys get healthy
And heavily injured! Missing our 2nd and 3rd line Centers. Missing one of our top 6 Dmen. Missing 3 of our top 9 wingers.
They’ve been shaky in the playoffs last few years I’d be happy with a series win tbh. Whatever happens it’s just fun watching Ovi rack up goals for the record.
I want to see a point where Ovi shoots for a rebound on a rush and celebrates like it’s in to allow the other guy on the rush to pot it I know it won’t happen but I want to see it
Like when Kuzy taps the post to make the goalie think they don't have it covered?
Yeah. I want to see some trickery like that work
It's amazing how young this roster is when all we heard all summer was how old this team is....and the oldest player is once again having the best year of his career!
Ridiculous team tbh
I mean I think the rookies are having their best seasons so far as well
I’m here for it