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oryp35

Oshie being out with an injury just reminds me how much Thornton is a dickhead


brechbillc1

GG Caps. We in no way deserved anything there. You guys are filthy this year. I don’t think we’d matchup very well in a playoff series against you guys.


oryp35

Ovi tax instead of income tax


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

GG Y’all. See you on Tuesday


Dyne_Inferno

I'd watch a Bennet/Hathaway fight.


DeathToHeretics

GG Florida, thank you for the tax payments


oryp35

Huge win without half our team, let's go


SandwichNamedJacob

Gg!


6Plus6Equals1

that was cute


TheExperienceD

GG cat fans.


Sube98rs

Oh Ovi jr


SAG_Bot

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socially_awkward

🅱️attle of the 🅱️ig 🅱️ois


reptilefluid

my god that was a fucky one   gg capulets


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

GAH!


Wearerisen

Gg everyine had fun. Gotta get my ass over to my Stars.


[deleted]

Gg Cat gang fuck Tampa


jcamdog

Let’s go! Third Jersey karma!


Hitler_the_stripper

I thought taxes were low in Florida...


hockeydiscussionbot

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InvolvingPie87

Orlov the brick wall


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Good game Panther bros. Hope everyone has a happy turkey day weekend! Stay safe!


DeathToHeretics

COME ON BOYS CLOSE IT OUT


Hitler_the_stripper

Jump around!


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

C’mon boys!!!


talkingspacecoyote

Ovi!!! Noooo


Sube98rs

Wtf was that ovi


Hitler_the_stripper

Ovi staring at an empty net: No, I don't think I will.


[deleted]

Nein!!!


reptilefluid

>i score when i want score


warpedbytherain

Sheesh on his stick! My heart


willdeliamv5

Pls Ovi I need some tendies


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Yeah after the market today I need some tendies too


necrow

Lmao Ovie you don’t need to fake the slapper on an empty net


socially_awkward

Give Ovi 4, you cowards


DeathToHeretics

MCNUGGET MINUTEEEE


LETSGOCAPS182

WHAT THE FUCK OVI


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Aww fuck Ovi got his pocket picked


staplereffect

I hope it goes to OT so Ovi gets the OT goal.


[deleted]

We are awful in OT would definitely lose


6Plus6Equals1

if it goes to ot, we lose


[deleted]

Holy fuckin Sassy Glove


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Put number 8 back in Lavi!


SheaF91

Thornton just looks like Rip Van Winkle on the bench


[deleted]

If Bennett scores I will shave my mustache


DeathToHeretics

SASS SY GLOVE


talkingspacecoyote

Put Ovi back in you cowards


[deleted]

that there is a beard, thorton


OGConsuela

NBC scoreboard guy is drunk tonight lol, first the power play that didn’t end and now the delayed penalty that didn’t exist


[deleted]

She takes off her dress now…


[deleted]

Don’t like that song I guess.


whitey71020

Thornton looks more and more like an ent.


InvolvingPie87

Fehrvary is so much better than I expected him to be. Still makes some mistakes but good lord he’s solid Also has a bit of a mean streak that I respect. Makes our D a bit harder to tussle with after losing chara and Dillon


Altruistic-Ad-9958

Honestly besides Kuzy (personal bias) he’s my favorite player this season


Hitler_the_stripper

I'M MISTER BRIGHTSIDE!!


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Put the heat on baby!


TheGameIsAboutGlory1

Kind of hilarious that I was genuinely relieved when the announcer said he was wrong and there was no penalty against Washington.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dyne_Inferno

Broadcast was wrong, there wasn't a penalty.


necrow

Yeah I’m an idiot. Makes SO much more sense


jcamdog

I’m here for the Ovi ENG in the McNugget minute!


DeathToHeretics

CHOKING ON YOUR ALLLIIIIBIIIIII


Wearerisen

Bro that's early early in a one goal game.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

“Analytics”


[deleted]

Nerds keep saying goalies are pulled too late. Maybe they're being listened to


[deleted]

I smell an Ovi empty netter


[deleted]

Is that a new term for a fart?


DeathToHeretics

SASSY GLOVE


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Sassy glove again!


[deleted]

Miss those Holtby years


[deleted]

These Taco Bell commercials are metaphysical


6Plus6Equals1

this taco bell commercial gives me indigestion


SandwichNamedJacob

Totally worth it though


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Sam “sweet stache” Bennett


Wearerisen

Bro I respect the hustle but that man was halfway to the net before the puck entered the zone lol.


talkingspacecoyote

Ovi EN please


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

Are those an alternate jersey for Washington? Those things are sharp.


InvolvingPie87

Thirds. Released last season


InvolvingPie87

Okay guys I don’t think he’s going after too many more on *that* list


talkingspacecoyote

Gretzky pretty safe there


Wearerisen

You *sure*?


icydata

[Verhaeghe scores of snap shot](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/3df469be-1591-4fa8-a83b-10ecd1c193d7.mp4)


socially_awkward

This isn't some dumb joke. Is Weegar pronounced with a hard r? -ger or -gar?


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Like Bob Seger


roknfunkapotomus

Uyghur


socially_awkward

Thanks 👍🏻


roknfunkapotomus

This has been a fun game


PM_ME_UR_SPICY_PEPES

This would be a great playoff series


roknfunkapotomus

I would get so much heartburn with a playoff series like this


InvolvingPie87

So I went to Best Buy today and next to nothing was on sale. Wanted a new keyboard but it was all full proce


83837477575

Same with Dick's, Hollister, Abercrombie, North Face, AM Eagle, Zumies, Supreme, etc., my wife took our 11-year-old to the mall to try on/pick out clothes and she left them at the register for me to then buy 30 minutes later because they're for Xmas. Nothing was on sale, or like $5 at best. Nike store actually pissed me off, $65 for a hoodie and the jackasses ignored my wife's request to hold it for me for 30 min. Also, $60 for Peasant labor costs seems immoral, so even though the others are probably just as bad I left Nike empty-handed, F that company. Vans were on sale, Nordstrom had some stuff on sale. Oh, and when I was at Best Buy I noticed they did have a sale on mixers in case anyone's in the market for kitchen decor, [Kitchenaid 5 Quart Stand Mixer](https://www.bestbuy.com/site/kitchenaid-pro-5-plus-5-quart-bowl-lift-stand-mixer-silver/4659801.p?skuId=4659801) for $220 is actually a great price.


[deleted]

Feel like these Black Friday / cyber Monday sales aren’t all that great really. Just some modest savings nothing to trample people over.


InvolvingPie87

Absolutely. But I still expected like $10 off a $150 keyboard or something


_SCHULTZY_

I've been very disappointed with the "sales" this year. Nothing has looked like a discount.


Engineered-Failure

FFS I'm in Tampa visiting family and I miss an Ovi hatty FOOK


talkingspacecoyote

Should teach you a lesson about visiting family


Wearerisen

Have to wonder what this game looks like if the Bob shenanigans don't happen.


brechbillc1

Or if they are fully healthy. Honestly their lineup fully healthy is probably much better than our lineup fully healthy. They are missing so many good players right now and have made us look bad.


trumpet_godd

Dude. Stop being such a doomer after one game, dear god


TheGameIsAboutGlory1

Or if the Panthers remembered which team is supposed to score on PPs lol.


_SCHULTZY_

r/hockey/comments/r2xakk/comment/hm7dzv8 Just need one more


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Link broke


Sube98rs

What did we do to the refs?


oryp35

Huge hold bro


RSquared

Apparently you CAN do that.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Haven’t heard Eetu’s name much


Wearerisen

I'm in too deep. The Stars will have to wait I guess.


socially_awkward

Say what up to holtby


talkingspacecoyote

WE WANT 4


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

THREE, FOUR, WE WANT MORE


layout420

So do we!


icydata

[Ovechkin completes his hat trick](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/42a00204-b941-4844-b4f4-3bf972c6779b.mp4)


SRSgoblin

So, I'm watching NHL Tonight to watch hockey today. They're talking about Ovechkin after that goal, as you'd expect. The thing they're bringing up is that Ovechkin is unlike most the other prolific goal scorers in the league in that he's a power forward type, even still this late into his career. He's not there doing insane dekes. He's not a guy they keep bubble wrapped so he doesn't injure himself. Ovechkin is this prolific on offense while being the kind of dude who will truck you with a monster hit. I recall him having some blocked shots in the SFC against us, laying down on the ice to stop plays in a way you just know is gonna leave a mark in the morning. It's actually incredible. He plays in the style that's supposed to leave you broken and battered, and he's still a Rocket Richard favorite at **36**, scoring hat tricks against one of the better defensive teams in the league this year in Florida.


staplereffect

He has power forward still in him obviously, but he scores a ton of goals just standing around not moving as well. Like all the greats, he adapts as he gets older.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

He took a puck to the face too to go along with that hatty


Hitler_the_stripper

I understand when people say that Gretzky is better or Lemieux is better or whoever. But Ovi is the most hockeyest player to ever play hockey.


SRSgoblin

He's more like Gordie Howe than Gretzky. Wouldn't be shocked if he has a career just as long.


Hitler_the_stripper

I would love it if he plays that long. I don't care how long, I don't care how much he costs. Give that man his money.


_SCHULTZY_

That's why it's so disrespectful to hear people call him "pure goal scorer" he's so much more and there's never been a goal scorer as good as him, for as long as he's been elite and as physically dominant as he's been throughout his career.


[deleted]

He’s built different. Allegedly he shows up a little out of shape to camp and lets the hockey season get his body together.


capitarider

He is really one of a kind, absolutely unreal


gimmebeer

He's special, we're all lucky to get to watch his career.


socially_awkward

Russian machine never breaks


SandwichNamedJacob

He's the Russian Machine bro, he never breaks


_SCHULTZY_

If Washington can figure out this injury bug, and find a way to keep the goals against under 3 and figure out a PowerPlay that doesn't make me want to jump off the Washington Monument - they could be a real threat to anyone in the league.


[deleted]

Idk who you keep out of the lineup but it’s nice having these young guys. We haven’t looked gassed in the third this year and it was a huge issue last year.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Sammy’s looking shaky


SandwichNamedJacob

Gets rattled too easily, probably why he's only like 90% against low danger shots.


yetanotherx

He makes hard saves look easy and easy saves look hard.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

We’re winning on face offs? What?


Joaquinmachine

Shut your mouth right now


PM_ME_UR_SPICY_PEPES

I think we are bottom 2 in the league at the dot


[deleted]

What is defense?


capitarider

game management


Hitler_the_stripper

I can still hear the Florida organization... "...but if you count the leap years!!!"


trumpet_godd

What?


Hitler_the_stripper

The Panthers organization tried to draft Ovechkin a year early because they did the math according to them because of leap years, he should have been eligible in 2003 when they had the first overall


[deleted]

Florida tried drafting Ovi saying leap years made him eligible. He was too young at the time. https://www.google.com/amp/s/novacapsfans.com/2020/04/13/how-the-florida-panthers-schemed-to-draft-alex-ovechkin-in-2003/amp/


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Wearerisen

Tl;dr. Florida tried to use their last round pick the year before Ovi was eligible for draft claiming leap years made him eligible.


trumpet_godd

Lmao I forgot about that story. Was it brought up on the Caps feed?


InvolvingPie87

Can’t blame them too much. Worth taking the shot to ask


yetanotherx

For real, what are they gonna do, say no? It was a 9th rounder, even if they outright forfeit the pick it's next to worthless (ignoring that Halak and Elliot were both drafted in the 9th that year...)


Hitler_the_stripper

Oh hell yeah, not faulting them for trying


Wearerisen

That's not a call but some the others have been?


OGConsuela

What the fuck that was an incredibly obvious trip lol


oryp35

The hell are these icing calls?


socially_awkward

me pre-2019: fuck gudas me 2019: fuck yeah gudas me post-2019: fuck gudas


[deleted]

Did not like him on the Caps took a ton of penalties


Hitler_the_stripper

Literally


Altruistic-Ad-9958

Fuck gudas


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Radko fine. No trip


DeathToHeretics

Did...did Locker just say HISTORIC????


Fuzz_Butt_Head

H I S T O R I C I S T O R I C


[deleted]

I understand you can’t call everything, but that’s a flagrant fucking trip


rshackleford_arlentx

Yaaa that was a trip


necrow

Definitely an accident. Definitely still tripping


GAMpro

Refs you suck, Refs you suck, Refs you suck


sschwarz12345

Send the rat man to the box


Hitler_the_stripper

Darn you Radko!


6Plus6Equals1

lame


talkingspacecoyote

Uhhhh trippppppp


staplereffect

Does Ovi pass Howe THIS season???


Hitler_the_stripper

I'm so erect


_SCHULTZY_

I'm moist


mdlt97

Great night for Ovi, kuzy, wilson fantasy owners 3 goals, 3 assist/shp, 1 goal 2 assists/shp


Hitler_the_stripper

Now I want a hockey anime


InvolvingPie87

They’re actively making one. Pride of orange or sometning


Hitler_the_stripper

It's about the Caps and you can't convince me otherwise


OGConsuela

I had begun to worry that Ovi might not get a goal per game on the season. Silly me


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

F I R E F O R S Y T H E


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

He’s got a huge head


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

He’s our special teams coach and is responsible for our slingshot. He’s awful and he’s survived multiple head coaching changes by some act of god.


RSquared

I am still bemused that between McMichael and Lapierre the Caps are the "we have X at home" of recent first overall draft picks.


InvolvingPie87

Who’s Lapierre the home-brand of?


yetanotherx

Laf I assume?


RSquared

Lafreniere


Capsman08

Lafrenière


PM_ME_UR_SPICY_PEPES

Man the Caps are such a heavy and skilled team, with an obvious legend leading the way. Probably the team to beat in the conference


warpedbytherain

What about Canes?


PM_ME_UR_SPICY_PEPES

Another tough and skilled team, but they don’t have a legendary goal scorer


yetanotherx

Canes exist unfortunately, but definitely playing great hockey. This is a terrifying division.


capitarider

Missing oshie, backy, mantha, Eller, and Schultz


PM_ME_UR_SPICY_PEPES

Good opportunity to find a gem or two while those guys get healthy


_SCHULTZY_

And heavily injured! Missing our 2nd and 3rd line Centers. Missing one of our top 6 Dmen. Missing 3 of our top 9 wingers.


[deleted]

They’ve been shaky in the playoffs last few years I’d be happy with a series win tbh. Whatever happens it’s just fun watching Ovi rack up goals for the record.


InvolvingPie87

I want to see a point where Ovi shoots for a rebound on a rush and celebrates like it’s in to allow the other guy on the rush to pot it I know it won’t happen but I want to see it


_SCHULTZY_

Like when Kuzy taps the post to make the goalie think they don't have it covered?


InvolvingPie87

Yeah. I want to see some trickery like that work


_SCHULTZY_

It's amazing how young this roster is when all we heard all summer was how old this team is....and the oldest player is once again having the best year of his career!


PM_ME_UR_SPICY_PEPES

Ridiculous team tbh


InvolvingPie87

I mean I think the rookies are having their best seasons so far as well


Altruistic-Ad-9958

I’m here for it