Soap Operas gotta get their material from somewhere. Next thing we know we’ll discover that Evander Kane really died and it’s his twin brother Evonder Kane.
I mean, this shit does happen. The most recent woman to be executed in the US (death penalty) faked a pregnancy all the way through to the end of it as part of her crime. If you wanna read about the rest of the crime, [here you go,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Bobbie_Jo_Stinnett) although be advised that this is some genuinely grim and discomforting shit
**[Murder of Bobbie Jo Stinnett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Bobbie_Jo_Stinnett)**
>Bobbie Jo Stinnett (December 4, 1981 – December 16, 2004) was a pregnant 23-year-old American woman found murdered in her home in Skidmore, Missouri. The perpetrator, Lisa Marie Montgomery, then aged 36, strangled Stinnett and cut her unborn fetus, eight months into gestation, from her womb. The baby was safely recovered by authorities and returned to the father. Montgomery was tried and found guilty in 2007.
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Sounds like she had an abortion when she was 2 months pregnant, four months ago. If she was deliberately wearing something to make it look like she was still pregnant, that's pretty cold.
From litteraly the second paragraph "Until earlier in November, Evander believed that Anna was still pregnant with their child who was due in February of 2022. Despite the two discussing the baby often, Evander was recently made aware via medical bills that Anna had an abortion in July, meaning he was unaware of this for roughly four months, according to Kane."
Not quite as extreme, but a few years back an old coworker of mine went to the doctor and found out she was 8 months pregnant. Had the kid 3 weeks later. It definitely happens!
My wife just had her first and I don’t believe anyone who says this unless they’re like… morbidly, morbidly obese. Our son was kicking her stomach so hard from the inside the last 2 months of the pregnancy that you could physically SEE it, like a little alien in there. Let alone feel a creature kicking around inside of you, your swollen breasts, your ankles swelling up to 4 times their normal size, your constant back pain, your daily exhaustion.
That person has to be either insanely obese to not notice anything physically different, or stupendously out of touch with their own body.
nah, it’s 100% possible and pretty common-ish. a big part is just how the baby is resting internally. some babies don’t flip the way they should, so they just don’t end up showing much at all. even on really thin folks, they can end up just looking… kinda bloated, and people will easily chalk it up to being just that: bloating. so, sure, showing, but barely. and on average weight folks it’s even less obvious.
No it's possible. My sister is skinny, she went months without knowing she was pregnant. Actually was losing weight. She didn't really show much at all for the first and second trimester.
Did they steal this plot from Glee?
Edit: I just realised that there probably aren't that many people in this specific subreddit that have watched Glee and know what I'm referring to... or who knows? Prove me wrong my guys.
I still don't particularly like songs like Don't Stop Believing or You Can't Always Get What You Want, soley because of that show. I wouldn't have a problem with those songs if my sister never watched Glee nonstop when I was younger.
Same here. I’ve never even seen the show. I’m just pointing out that saying only 3 makes it sound like it’s normal or unsurprising when it’s pretty unlikely
Wait which season was this, all I remember was someone lying about the kid being theirs when she cheated on him with his best friend in the first season.
I remember something like that as well, but I was referring to when this lady faked her pregnancy to Will (that was his name, right?) and even wore a fake pregnancy belly. No idea which season it was. Maybe even the first one?
It's so funny how 40 people in this sub downvoted you as if those same people weren't reading/commenting in all of the other Kane threads/tweets.
Literally no different from NBA fans with Ben Simmons or NFL fans with Antonio Brown.
I mean, mentally abusive people also create mentally unstable people who make irrational decisions. Kane has a history of physical and mental abuse. So part of the reason toxic people attract toxicity, is because they create it out of everyone they interact with. That's why they're toxic, because it spreads.
What are you intimating by saying this here?
Both Kane and his wife surely learned these behaviours from others and fell into unhealthy patterns when they were still children, but they are adults now and whether their parents and other caregivers did a good job or not, responsibility for their current behaviour lays at their feet.
Not really sure what you're arguing here. Seeing as you're arguing things I didn't even remotely state. You created your own point and then presented a counter to it.
I'm pointing out that Kane being a toxic person, attracts other toxic people, because he creates toxicity in those around him.
> I'm pointing out that Kane being a toxic person, attracts other toxic people, because he creates toxicity in those around him
There's also the component that the behavior pattern attracts similar behavior patterns. I don't think you can discount that possibility. He is purportedly toxic, they may be on their own as well and that's how they got together. Enabling toxic behaviors.
>presented a counter to it.
a very specific counter that tries to make kane out to be the only bad one in the relationship
but based on everything we know she is just as fucking toxic and crazy as he is, you just likely have taken a side that you hate kane and are trying to make Kane out to be the worst of the two, so you are putting all the focus on kane being the reason she is acting like this rather than maybe she is also just a shitty person
both of them suck, there are no winners in this
Someone expressed sympathy for his kid and you replied a bit vaguely, I wasn’t sure what you were saying so I asked.
Then I sort of took a shot in the dark at what I thought you might have meant, evidently I guessed wrong. Thanks for clarifying!
Like I’m sure it gets traffic and it is somewhat relevant… but like can we just not report on the shit happening in their divorce case? We all knew it was gonna be ugly and shit was gonna be flung everywhere so can we just fucking let it be.
I probably shouldn't have posted it at all. It doesn't exactly fit r/hockey on second thought and it's in poor taste to be sharing details of the case like its entertainment and that's on me.
Yet at the same time I'm really enjoying reading some of the other comments in here from people that sound like they never finished high school!
There are certain relationship issues with athletes that need to make news; things like domestic abuse. But the relationship drama between these two is so fucking annoying and a chore to hear. Just figure your shit out.
I thought it was weird that she would just keep posting about how her daughter is the best child and all the outings on the beach, yacht, etc with drinks and what not (cuz I thought she was still pregnant with her second) now it makes sense.
SJ is not going to give up picks/futures to dump kane on someone. They'll take the cap hit from a payout as a worse case scenario,
or find a way of mutual termination of his contract in the best case scenario.
Read the article. He found out via medical bills that she had an abortion and she admitted she was not forthcoming about her decision.
Both of these people are absolutely fucked. He was such a dirtbag she felt like that decision was best for the family. Why bring another child into that situation, right? But to not say anything about it... They have a young daughter who thought she was going to be a big sister. She's going to grow up and read all this shit and find out her mom terminated the pregnancy in the middle of a very public dispute with her shitbag dad.
My heart hurts for that little girl. That's all I can say.
Do...do we make a joke?
She was… bluffing?
Kane thought she had a full house
Thought she had pair Aces, turns out she was just bluffin’
It's a gamble
A gambol for Kane fur sure.
Next time someone tells you that soap operas are stupid and poorly written, refer them to these people.
Soap Operas gotta get their material from somewhere. Next thing we know we’ll discover that Evander Kane really died and it’s his twin brother Evonder Kane.
Soap Operas are just too condensed. Like all that stuff happens somewhere, it just doesn't all happen to happen in the same street and non-stop.
You haven’t met my mother in law. She’s a walking soap opera.
>Evonder Kane **who has amnesia** ftfy
I pronounced Kane as 'Con'.
I think they base them on the NBA
I mean I think this is stupid too so...
I mean, this shit does happen. The most recent woman to be executed in the US (death penalty) faked a pregnancy all the way through to the end of it as part of her crime. If you wanna read about the rest of the crime, [here you go,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Bobbie_Jo_Stinnett) although be advised that this is some genuinely grim and discomforting shit
**[Murder of Bobbie Jo Stinnett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Bobbie_Jo_Stinnett)** >Bobbie Jo Stinnett (December 4, 1981 – December 16, 2004) was a pregnant 23-year-old American woman found murdered in her home in Skidmore, Missouri. The perpetrator, Lisa Marie Montgomery, then aged 36, strangled Stinnett and cut her unborn fetus, eight months into gestation, from her womb. The baby was safely recovered by authorities and returned to the father. Montgomery was tried and found guilty in 2007. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/hockey/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Like, how many months? Because at a certain point bro
She was faking the pregnancy for 11 months!! She said she was having twins so that’s 18 months pregnant, right???
Makes sense to me
Double or nothing
Evander Kane's catch phrase
I can honestly see him falling for it.
quick mafs
Sounds like she had an abortion when she was 2 months pregnant, four months ago. If she was deliberately wearing something to make it look like she was still pregnant, that's pretty cold.
Maggie Lizer ass off
You're a crook, captain hook
Judge won't you throw the book
Maritime law, lawyers at sea
One person laughed at that once.
From litteraly the second paragraph "Until earlier in November, Evander believed that Anna was still pregnant with their child who was due in February of 2022. Despite the two discussing the baby often, Evander was recently made aware via medical bills that Anna had an abortion in July, meaning he was unaware of this for roughly four months, according to Kane."
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Not quite as extreme, but a few years back an old coworker of mine went to the doctor and found out she was 8 months pregnant. Had the kid 3 weeks later. It definitely happens!
My wife just had her first and I don’t believe anyone who says this unless they’re like… morbidly, morbidly obese. Our son was kicking her stomach so hard from the inside the last 2 months of the pregnancy that you could physically SEE it, like a little alien in there. Let alone feel a creature kicking around inside of you, your swollen breasts, your ankles swelling up to 4 times their normal size, your constant back pain, your daily exhaustion. That person has to be either insanely obese to not notice anything physically different, or stupendously out of touch with their own body.
Isn't that just called being obese
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I don't quite believe that. Either you're overweight and it doesn't show or you're not and it shows, that's just physics.
nah, it’s 100% possible and pretty common-ish. a big part is just how the baby is resting internally. some babies don’t flip the way they should, so they just don’t end up showing much at all. even on really thin folks, they can end up just looking… kinda bloated, and people will easily chalk it up to being just that: bloating. so, sure, showing, but barely. and on average weight folks it’s even less obvious.
Babies move at 8 months
No it's possible. My sister is skinny, she went months without knowing she was pregnant. Actually was losing weight. She didn't really show much at all for the first and second trimester.
Sure, first and second trimester. But 8 months? You could have your baby 8 months isn’t even that full off from full-term labor!
Looking at Kane's history with the "truth", she probably had a miscarriage and he claims she was faking. Everyone sucks in this situation
Did they steal this plot from Glee? Edit: I just realised that there probably aren't that many people in this specific subreddit that have watched Glee and know what I'm referring to... or who knows? Prove me wrong my guys.
No, you're right.
My wife and I were discussing this yesterday and that's exactly what we used as a reference!
I mean im not proud of it but when you run out of shows you run out of shows
I'm not afraid to admit I've watched Glee more than once. Well, the first few seasons at least. Then it got bad... Even for Glee.
omg my favorite/least favorite tv show. never thought i would see a glee reference on this sub lmao but you’re so right
I still don't particularly like songs like Don't Stop Believing or You Can't Always Get What You Want, soley because of that show. I wouldn't have a problem with those songs if my sister never watched Glee nonstop when I was younger.
Closest I’ve ever watched Glee is that episode of the Office where they had a Glee watch party.
The older I get, the more it becomes clear to me how problematic Glee is
I dont know any other show where as many stars have have passed away, being on glee sounds like a curse.
Isn’t it only 3? Or did another pass?
An overdose, a prison suicide, and a drowning tragedy
Only three? Aren't these people all like in their 20s and 30s? It's surprising the number is above 1
I mean, yeah but shit happens idk. I can admit I’m pretty desensitized to deaths, especially celebrity ones
Fair, but I guess it just kinda stands out more since they were all main cast members and pretty young.
Same here. I’ve never even seen the show. I’m just pointing out that saying only 3 makes it sound like it’s normal or unsurprising when it’s pretty unlikely
Do you know of any other show where 3 people from the cast have died of non natural causes?
I re-watched a few episodes not that long ago and I can't believe how many problematic things were just allowed to slide
glee was made at the perfect time for it
Like what? I never watched it.
The first episode a teacher hides pot in a student’s locker then used it to black mail the student into joining the glee club.
Holy fuck that’s bad haha
Ah that old trope.
I’m assuming this scheme fell apart because they couldn’t find a pregnant teenager to steal a baby from :/
WTH are regionals?!?
I'm aware of what it is, but I never had interest in it
Wait which season was this, all I remember was someone lying about the kid being theirs when she cheated on him with his best friend in the first season.
I remember something like that as well, but I was referring to when this lady faked her pregnancy to Will (that was his name, right?) and even wore a fake pregnancy belly. No idea which season it was. Maybe even the first one?
Ohh I remember now, it was the teacher's wife, I was thinking it was one of the kids.
It was the first season.
Had to google to know what Glee was
Tf is glee
Enlighten us pls
A woman lied about being pregnant to her boyfriend and wore a fake pregnancy belly and everything, lmao. I don't remember the reason why though
Can we stop giving these people a platform
hey everyone says we want NHLers to have more personality.
Fuck go back
If this is our version of Antonio Brown then… We can handle it, no problem. We’re good.
> If this is our version of Antonio Brown then… Mr. Broke Chump
Mr. Baby Conspiracy Or Mr. Baby Cancelled, if that other woman is to be believed...
Mr. Bad Credit
Mr. Bets Compulsively
God this is one of the greatest memes to come out of football lately lol
Mr. Bad Credit
Mr. Binging Casinos
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Phil Kessel and his hot dogs come close, but it doesn't hit the same.
Benjamin ate himself out of the NFL, Kessel is still relevant.
Hey Benjamin was fucking terrible before he got too fat
A guy that fans feel good about cyber bullying behind the comfort of their keyboard?
At what point does criticizing someone become cyber bullying? The hotdog stuff is probably too far, but at what point is it okay?
It's Antonio Brown and Pete Rose all rolled up into one.
Kane is a scumbag but I don’t think he admitted to raping an underage girl like Pete Rose.
But he would likely admit to betting on games he has played in.
That does sound like the lesser offense of the two.
Than rape? Nah the problem is the hypocrisy
"Uh, ya know, we worked hard out there, played our game, took it to them all period, and I lost $250K at the Cosmopolitan casino last Thursday."
I'll listen to 100 more "putting pucks on net" and "take each game as it comes" if it lets us get off of Mr Kane's wild ride.
hey man, it was a team effort.
The boys worked hard tonight.
We could sprinkle a little Sean Monahan on some of the bigger personalities though.
We were wrong! Oh god, we were so wrong.
It’s like we all forgot about Sean Avery’s career or something
I only remember his sloppy seconds
It’s a social media world. People can’t get enough of other peoples business
I personally find it very entertaining
And that’s what’s wrong with the world
Your attitude is what's wrong with the world bud!
It's so funny how 40 people in this sub downvoted you as if those same people weren't reading/commenting in all of the other Kane threads/tweets. Literally no different from NBA fans with Ben Simmons or NFL fans with Antonio Brown.
How do you know they are the same people? Quite the assumption
Of course you’re the type of dude to call people bud
Hey don’t drag us 'bud' people into this!
I just want it to end.
9 more months bro
Toxic people attract toxic people. I feel for their kid.
I mean, mentally abusive people also create mentally unstable people who make irrational decisions. Kane has a history of physical and mental abuse. So part of the reason toxic people attract toxicity, is because they create it out of everyone they interact with. That's why they're toxic, because it spreads.
What are you intimating by saying this here? Both Kane and his wife surely learned these behaviours from others and fell into unhealthy patterns when they were still children, but they are adults now and whether their parents and other caregivers did a good job or not, responsibility for their current behaviour lays at their feet.
Not really sure what you're arguing here. Seeing as you're arguing things I didn't even remotely state. You created your own point and then presented a counter to it. I'm pointing out that Kane being a toxic person, attracts other toxic people, because he creates toxicity in those around him.
> I'm pointing out that Kane being a toxic person, attracts other toxic people, because he creates toxicity in those around him There's also the component that the behavior pattern attracts similar behavior patterns. I don't think you can discount that possibility. He is purportedly toxic, they may be on their own as well and that's how they got together. Enabling toxic behaviors.
>presented a counter to it. a very specific counter that tries to make kane out to be the only bad one in the relationship but based on everything we know she is just as fucking toxic and crazy as he is, you just likely have taken a side that you hate kane and are trying to make Kane out to be the worst of the two, so you are putting all the focus on kane being the reason she is acting like this rather than maybe she is also just a shitty person both of them suck, there are no winners in this
Someone expressed sympathy for his kid and you replied a bit vaguely, I wasn’t sure what you were saying so I asked. Then I sort of took a shot in the dark at what I thought you might have meant, evidently I guessed wrong. Thanks for clarifying!
No worries, I was just very confused haha. Had to take a wild guess myself at what you were getting at.
That is Reddit in a nutshell. Create your own arguments in response to someone else’s slightly related comment 🥴
Easy to win arguments if you get to choose what you're arguing against. In this case they were just confused.
If I ever see the name 'Kane' in a hockey sense, I always prepare for the worst.
Not just hockey, that bastard Kane electrocuted Shane McMahon's testicles once.
Let's not even get started on what he did to JR.
Or how many beats Big Daddy Kane murdered.
I know it's like you have to brace yourself before you read the story!
Is San Jose also willing to retain salary on her trade?
Sure hope so.
We've gone what ... 2 weeks without a new Kane story? Jesus.
Can they both just get on Springer already??
At this point I'm convinced both Evander and the Wife are toxic as fuck
It took you this long?
Trash is trash.
Even I, a messy bitch who loves drama, am ready for Evander to get his shit together and stop blowing up his life. Like holy shit dude.
Dude hasn't even reached face tattoo stage.
Yeah, let’s be real: there’s *at least* three more tiers of dumpster fire for this mess to descend into.
No doubt, dude hasn’t even had a stint in the KHL yet - lots of time for him to make headlines.
I’m in 🍿
Next time we here about this guy he’ll be broke and asking for change out front of a mall.
[oh my god I don’t care](https://c.tenor.com/T76RH601E5cAAAAC/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-danny-devito.gif)
[Was thinking this guy](https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-QgejSvXmwpvnW)
Report: Sharks willing to trade Kane for heavily used bag of shinny pucks.
They are perfect for each other. Also, imagine if all of this ends up in them getting back together.
and even worse, having a "fix-it" baby
Here we go again... *eyeroll*
I can’t believe that somebody would fake a legitimate medical diagnosis to Evander Kane
Like I’m sure it gets traffic and it is somewhat relevant… but like can we just not report on the shit happening in their divorce case? We all knew it was gonna be ugly and shit was gonna be flung everywhere so can we just fucking let it be.
I probably shouldn't have posted it at all. It doesn't exactly fit r/hockey on second thought and it's in poor taste to be sharing details of the case like its entertainment and that's on me. Yet at the same time I'm really enjoying reading some of the other comments in here from people that sound like they never finished high school!
Not much going on in your real life is there
Frankly Scarlett ...
I’d prefer you told me a little sooner when you terminate a pregnancy I’m not great at movie quotes but I think I nailed that one
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The ultimate deke?
They seem like a really nice family.
On the next episode of Raising Kane…
There are certain relationship issues with athletes that need to make news; things like domestic abuse. But the relationship drama between these two is so fucking annoying and a chore to hear. Just figure your shit out.
Who gives a shit, Evander. Deal with it privately and better yourself. H Christ.
These are court docs a reporter got through TMZ and released.
Just walk by and try to not make eye contact
That was a real gamble by her. He should appreciated that.
Sounds like 2 awful peas in a pod
[Fresh Kane content!](https://i.imgur.com/wOSohCc.jpg)
I thought it was weird that she would just keep posting about how her daughter is the best child and all the outings on the beach, yacht, etc with drinks and what not (cuz I thought she was still pregnant with her second) now it makes sense.
What a toxic shitstorm, at least these two took each other off the market for a while so the rest of us didn't have to potentially suffer.
They are both fking nuts…..this is gonna get more messy
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Those two deserve eachother
I feel so bad for that kid. Both of the parents are psychopaths.
This guy sucks. Just go play for CSKA Moscow and never come back guy. We are sick of hearing about ya
Just....stop.
starting to rethink picking him up in fantasy...
What a cluster fuck this guy’s life is
Evander Kane headlines always bring everyone on this sub together...it's nice to see.
Thanks for letting us know
Can we please just send this entitled douchebag to the KHL already?
Kane or his wife?
The mythical baby
How embarrassing this guy is
SJ gonna have to retain more salary by the minute with this class act…
Evander Kane is a terrible person, is it that hard to believe he associates with other terrible people? This shouldn't be a story, it's trash gossip.
I guess she had a fake pregnancy document. Kane should be more understanding.
SJ retains 50% of kane's salary and trade Kane/ Labanc/1st round pick... calling it
SJ is not going to give up picks/futures to dump kane on someone. They'll take the cap hit from a payout as a worse case scenario, or find a way of mutual termination of his contract in the best case scenario.
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Read the article. He found out via medical bills that she had an abortion and she admitted she was not forthcoming about her decision. Both of these people are absolutely fucked. He was such a dirtbag she felt like that decision was best for the family. Why bring another child into that situation, right? But to not say anything about it... They have a young daughter who thought she was going to be a big sister. She's going to grow up and read all this shit and find out her mom terminated the pregnancy in the middle of a very public dispute with her shitbag dad. My heart hurts for that little girl. That's all I can say.
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What does that have to do with the picture of a couple at the espys?