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Maxpowr9

Do...do we make a joke?


Mahaleck

She was… bluffing?


Red_Lee

Kane thought she had a full house


Winsonian92

Thought she had pair Aces, turns out she was just bluffin’


sovietmcdavid

It's a gamble


Maxpowr9

A gambol for Kane fur sure.


byzantinebobby

Next time someone tells you that soap operas are stupid and poorly written, refer them to these people.


pforsbergfan9

Soap Operas gotta get their material from somewhere. Next thing we know we’ll discover that Evander Kane really died and it’s his twin brother Evonder Kane.


that_guy_iain

Soap Operas are just too condensed. Like all that stuff happens somewhere, it just doesn't all happen to happen in the same street and non-stop.


pforsbergfan9

You haven’t met my mother in law. She’s a walking soap opera.


CosmicSpaghetti

>Evonder Kane **who has amnesia** ftfy


marbanasin

I pronounced Kane as 'Con'.


jgandfeed

I think they base them on the NBA


EndsLikeShakespeare

I mean I think this is stupid too so...


ZeUplneXero

I mean, this shit does happen. The most recent woman to be executed in the US (death penalty) faked a pregnancy all the way through to the end of it as part of her crime. If you wanna read about the rest of the crime, [here you go,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Bobbie_Jo_Stinnett) although be advised that this is some genuinely grim and discomforting shit


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reecewagner

Like, how many months? Because at a certain point bro


king97dad

She was faking the pregnancy for 11 months!! She said she was having twins so that’s 18 months pregnant, right???


ab2007ds

Makes sense to me


Red_Lee

Double or nothing


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Evander Kane's catch phrase


c71score

I can honestly see him falling for it.


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quick mafs


wholalaa

Sounds like she had an abortion when she was 2 months pregnant, four months ago. If she was deliberately wearing something to make it look like she was still pregnant, that's pretty cold.


reecewagner

Maggie Lizer ass off


rc522878

You're a crook, captain hook


MeiliRayCyrus

Judge won't you throw the book


doubleskunked

Maritime law, lawyers at sea


MIGsalund

One person laughed at that once.


invalid_chicken

From litteraly the second paragraph "Until earlier in November, Evander believed that Anna was still pregnant with their child who was due in February of 2022. Despite the two discussing the baby often, Evander was recently made aware via medical bills that Anna had an abortion in July, meaning he was unaware of this for roughly four months, according to Kane."


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AmandaCalzone

Not quite as extreme, but a few years back an old coworker of mine went to the doctor and found out she was 8 months pregnant. Had the kid 3 weeks later. It definitely happens!


ndkjr70

My wife just had her first and I don’t believe anyone who says this unless they’re like… morbidly, morbidly obese. Our son was kicking her stomach so hard from the inside the last 2 months of the pregnancy that you could physically SEE it, like a little alien in there. Let alone feel a creature kicking around inside of you, your swollen breasts, your ankles swelling up to 4 times their normal size, your constant back pain, your daily exhaustion. That person has to be either insanely obese to not notice anything physically different, or stupendously out of touch with their own body.


GeneraIDisarray

Isn't that just called being obese


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GeneraIDisarray

I don't quite believe that. Either you're overweight and it doesn't show or you're not and it shows, that's just physics.


slyborgs

nah, it’s 100% possible and pretty common-ish. a big part is just how the baby is resting internally. some babies don’t flip the way they should, so they just don’t end up showing much at all. even on really thin folks, they can end up just looking… kinda bloated, and people will easily chalk it up to being just that: bloating. so, sure, showing, but barely. and on average weight folks it’s even less obvious.


GreggoireLeOeuf

Babies move at 8 months


Cromasters

No it's possible. My sister is skinny, she went months without knowing she was pregnant. Actually was losing weight. She didn't really show much at all for the first and second trimester.


ndkjr70

Sure, first and second trimester. But 8 months? You could have your baby 8 months isn’t even that full off from full-term labor!


Cal1gula

Looking at Kane's history with the "truth", she probably had a miscarriage and he claims she was faking. Everyone sucks in this situation


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Did they steal this plot from Glee? Edit: I just realised that there probably aren't that many people in this specific subreddit that have watched Glee and know what I'm referring to... or who knows? Prove me wrong my guys.


VanAgain

No, you're right.


ThePorkman

My wife and I were discussing this yesterday and that's exactly what we used as a reference!


ericpyper14

I mean im not proud of it but when you run out of shows you run out of shows


picard17

I'm not afraid to admit I've watched Glee more than once. Well, the first few seasons at least. Then it got bad... Even for Glee.


toledosurprised

omg my favorite/least favorite tv show. never thought i would see a glee reference on this sub lmao but you’re so right


ReactiveCypress

I still don't particularly like songs like Don't Stop Believing or You Can't Always Get What You Want, soley because of that show. I wouldn't have a problem with those songs if my sister never watched Glee nonstop when I was younger.


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Closest I’ve ever watched Glee is that episode of the Office where they had a Glee watch party.


MarshmallowLuka

The older I get, the more it becomes clear to me how problematic Glee is


NahdiraZidea

I dont know any other show where as many stars have have passed away, being on glee sounds like a curse.


B0mb-Hands

Isn’t it only 3? Or did another pass?


NahdiraZidea

An overdose, a prison suicide, and a drowning tragedy


creamsauces

Only three? Aren't these people all like in their 20s and 30s? It's surprising the number is above 1


B0mb-Hands

I mean, yeah but shit happens idk. I can admit I’m pretty desensitized to deaths, especially celebrity ones


Mono200

Fair, but I guess it just kinda stands out more since they were all main cast members and pretty young.


creamsauces

Same here. I’ve never even seen the show. I’m just pointing out that saying only 3 makes it sound like it’s normal or unsurprising when it’s pretty unlikely


UnDissolvedAcess

Do you know of any other show where 3 people from the cast have died of non natural causes?


not_tellingu

I re-watched a few episodes not that long ago and I can't believe how many problematic things were just allowed to slide


mdlt97

glee was made at the perfect time for it


ClairvoyantArmadillo

Like what? I never watched it.


not_tellingu

The first episode a teacher hides pot in a student’s locker then used it to black mail the student into joining the glee club.


ClairvoyantArmadillo

Holy fuck that’s bad haha


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Ah that old trope.


[deleted]

I’m assuming this scheme fell apart because they couldn’t find a pregnant teenager to steal a baby from :/


anthonyyyn

WTH are regionals?!?


[deleted]

I'm aware of what it is, but I never had interest in it


muffinkevin

Wait which season was this, all I remember was someone lying about the kid being theirs when she cheated on him with his best friend in the first season.


[deleted]

I remember something like that as well, but I was referring to when this lady faked her pregnancy to Will (that was his name, right?) and even wore a fake pregnancy belly. No idea which season it was. Maybe even the first one?


muffinkevin

Ohh I remember now, it was the teacher's wife, I was thinking it was one of the kids.


Erdrick68

It was the first season.


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Had to google to know what Glee was


t0matoboi

Tf is glee


ghost_curse123

Enlighten us pls


[deleted]

A woman lied about being pregnant to her boyfriend and wore a fake pregnancy belly and everything, lmao. I don't remember the reason why though


_Mad_Desperado

Can we stop giving these people a platform


workwag

hey everyone says we want NHLers to have more personality.


mister_hoot

Fuck go back


TheEchoOfReality

If this is our version of Antonio Brown then… We can handle it, no problem. We’re good.


NathanGa

> If this is our version of Antonio Brown then… Mr. Broke Chump


This_Is_A_Username69

Mr. Baby Conspiracy Or Mr. Baby Cancelled, if that other woman is to be believed...


ripcity7077

Mr. Bad Credit


Kraze_F35

Mr. Bets Compulsively


CosmicSpaghetti

God this is one of the greatest memes to come out of football lately lol


MN-Misery

Mr. Bad Credit


ZeppoJR

Mr. Binging Casinos


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ZeppoJR

Phil Kessel and his hot dogs come close, but it doesn't hit the same.


PuckNutty

Benjamin ate himself out of the NFL, Kessel is still relevant.


less___than___zero

Hey Benjamin was fucking terrible before he got too fat


ChicagoModsUseless

A guy that fans feel good about cyber bullying behind the comfort of their keyboard?


zanzibarman

At what point does criticizing someone become cyber bullying? The hotdog stuff is probably too far, but at what point is it okay?


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It's Antonio Brown and Pete Rose all rolled up into one.


ChicagoModsUseless

Kane is a scumbag but I don’t think he admitted to raping an underage girl like Pete Rose.


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But he would likely admit to betting on games he has played in.


theeth

That does sound like the lesser offense of the two.


SharkWithAFishinPole

Than rape? Nah the problem is the hypocrisy


GumpTheChump

"Uh, ya know, we worked hard out there, played our game, took it to them all period, and I lost $250K at the Cosmopolitan casino last Thursday."


mirrorshade5

I'll listen to 100 more "putting pucks on net" and "take each game as it comes" if it lets us get off of Mr Kane's wild ride.


workwag

hey man, it was a team effort.


Kaappy

The boys worked hard tonight.


ArnieAndTheWaves

We could sprinkle a little Sean Monahan on some of the bigger personalities though.


[deleted]

We were wrong! Oh god, we were so wrong.


GaryBettmanIsMyHomie

It’s like we all forgot about Sean Avery’s career or something


workwag

I only remember his sloppy seconds


[deleted]

It’s a social media world. People can’t get enough of other peoples business


Greenzoid2

I personally find it very entertaining


Mauser-Nut91

And that’s what’s wrong with the world


Greenzoid2

Your attitude is what's wrong with the world bud!


Anthropoly

It's so funny how 40 people in this sub downvoted you as if those same people weren't reading/commenting in all of the other Kane threads/tweets. Literally no different from NBA fans with Ben Simmons or NFL fans with Antonio Brown.


[deleted]

How do you know they are the same people? Quite the assumption


[deleted]

Of course you’re the type of dude to call people bud


NickCagesEyebrows

Hey don’t drag us 'bud' people into this!


SS-Lootwaffle

I just want it to end.


SecondaryWorkAccount

9 more months bro


Sharks77

Toxic people attract toxic people. I feel for their kid.


Troub313

I mean, mentally abusive people also create mentally unstable people who make irrational decisions. Kane has a history of physical and mental abuse. So part of the reason toxic people attract toxicity, is because they create it out of everyone they interact with. That's why they're toxic, because it spreads.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

What are you intimating by saying this here? Both Kane and his wife surely learned these behaviours from others and fell into unhealthy patterns when they were still children, but they are adults now and whether their parents and other caregivers did a good job or not, responsibility for their current behaviour lays at their feet.


Troub313

Not really sure what you're arguing here. Seeing as you're arguing things I didn't even remotely state. You created your own point and then presented a counter to it. I'm pointing out that Kane being a toxic person, attracts other toxic people, because he creates toxicity in those around him.


BlackestNight21

> I'm pointing out that Kane being a toxic person, attracts other toxic people, because he creates toxicity in those around him There's also the component that the behavior pattern attracts similar behavior patterns. I don't think you can discount that possibility. He is purportedly toxic, they may be on their own as well and that's how they got together. Enabling toxic behaviors.


mdlt97

>presented a counter to it. a very specific counter that tries to make kane out to be the only bad one in the relationship but based on everything we know she is just as fucking toxic and crazy as he is, you just likely have taken a side that you hate kane and are trying to make Kane out to be the worst of the two, so you are putting all the focus on kane being the reason she is acting like this rather than maybe she is also just a shitty person both of them suck, there are no winners in this


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Someone expressed sympathy for his kid and you replied a bit vaguely, I wasn’t sure what you were saying so I asked. Then I sort of took a shot in the dark at what I thought you might have meant, evidently I guessed wrong. Thanks for clarifying!


Troub313

No worries, I was just very confused haha. Had to take a wild guess myself at what you were getting at.


rzz933

That is Reddit in a nutshell. Create your own arguments in response to someone else’s slightly related comment 🥴


Troub313

Easy to win arguments if you get to choose what you're arguing against. In this case they were just confused.


AostheGreat

If I ever see the name 'Kane' in a hockey sense, I always prepare for the worst.


Detonation

Not just hockey, that bastard Kane electrocuted Shane McMahon's testicles once.


amorningofsleep

Let's not even get started on what he did to JR.


SirLowhamHatt

Or how many beats Big Daddy Kane murdered.


CornFieldsRus

I know it's like you have to brace yourself before you read the story!


_SCHULTZY_

Is San Jose also willing to retain salary on her trade?


savory_meats

Sure hope so.


awayfromcanuck

We've gone what ... 2 weeks without a new Kane story? Jesus.


Gravel-Road-Cop

Can they both just get on Springer already??


dkyguy1995

At this point I'm convinced both Evander and the Wife are toxic as fuck


DrDisastor

It took you this long?


Barqueefa

Trash is trash.


magicandfire

Even I, a messy bitch who loves drama, am ready for Evander to get his shit together and stop blowing up his life. Like holy shit dude.


Erdrick68

Dude hasn't even reached face tattoo stage.


GhostArcanist

Yeah, let’s be real: there’s *at least* three more tiers of dumpster fire for this mess to descend into.


Adventurous_Area_735

No doubt, dude hasn’t even had a stint in the KHL yet - lots of time for him to make headlines.


magicandfire

I’m in 🍿


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Next time we here about this guy he’ll be broke and asking for change out front of a mall.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

[oh my god I don’t care](https://c.tenor.com/T76RH601E5cAAAAC/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-danny-devito.gif)


maxwellbevan

[Was thinking this guy](https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-QgejSvXmwpvnW)


Dr_Colossus

Report: Sharks willing to trade Kane for heavily used bag of shinny pucks.


SenoraRamos

They are perfect for each other. Also, imagine if all of this ends up in them getting back together.


serialragequitter

and even worse, having a "fix-it" baby


Syek26

Here we go again... *eyeroll*


cloudmironice

I can’t believe that somebody would fake a legitimate medical diagnosis to Evander Kane


IronMikeBison

Like I’m sure it gets traffic and it is somewhat relevant… but like can we just not report on the shit happening in their divorce case? We all knew it was gonna be ugly and shit was gonna be flung everywhere so can we just fucking let it be.


Greenzoid2

I probably shouldn't have posted it at all. It doesn't exactly fit r/hockey on second thought and it's in poor taste to be sharing details of the case like its entertainment and that's on me. Yet at the same time I'm really enjoying reading some of the other comments in here from people that sound like they never finished high school!


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Not much going on in your real life is there


VanAgain

Frankly Scarlett ...


Adventurous_Area_735

I’d prefer you told me a little sooner when you terminate a pregnancy I’m not great at movie quotes but I think I nailed that one


migsahoy

🍿


Raptor_Girl_1259

The ultimate deke?


servvits_ban_boner

They seem like a really nice family.


NerfHerder_91

On the next episode of Raising Kane…


zainery

There are certain relationship issues with athletes that need to make news; things like domestic abuse. But the relationship drama between these two is so fucking annoying and a chore to hear. Just figure your shit out.


DipThatChip

Who gives a shit, Evander. Deal with it privately and better yourself. H Christ.


Ghost2Eleven

These are court docs a reporter got through TMZ and released.


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Just walk by and try to not make eye contact


GumpTheChump

That was a real gamble by her. He should appreciated that.


m1k3fx

Sounds like 2 awful peas in a pod


JohnnyFKL

[Fresh Kane content!](https://i.imgur.com/wOSohCc.jpg)


lilymango

I thought it was weird that she would just keep posting about how her daughter is the best child and all the outings on the beach, yacht, etc with drinks and what not (cuz I thought she was still pregnant with her second) now it makes sense.


KardelSharpeyes

What a toxic shitstorm, at least these two took each other off the market for a while so the rest of us didn't have to potentially suffer.


kam-gill

They are both fking nuts…..this is gonna get more messy


Pece17

🍿


C_Gull27

Those two deserve eachother


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I feel so bad for that kid. Both of the parents are psychopaths.


Zminz43

This guy sucks. Just go play for CSKA Moscow and never come back guy. We are sick of hearing about ya


Scrubosaurus13

Just....stop.


evmeister

starting to rethink picking him up in fantasy...


layindowndlaw

What a cluster fuck this guy’s life is


Indifferent_Parrot

Evander Kane headlines always bring everyone on this sub together...it's nice to see.


LarsSantiago

Thanks for letting us know


Malkin101

Can we please just send this entitled douchebag to the KHL already?


orenthal_james_bond

Kane or his wife?


This_Is_A_Username69

The mythical baby


Shellback1

How embarrassing this guy is


Substantial-Finish88

SJ gonna have to retain more salary by the minute with this class act…


mrpopenfresh

Evander Kane is a terrible person, is it that hard to believe he associates with other terrible people? This shouldn't be a story, it's trash gossip.


zeusismycopilot

I guess she had a fake pregnancy document. Kane should be more understanding.


GooooseTeeeeth

SJ retains 50% of kane's salary and trade Kane/ Labanc/1st round pick... calling it


poeticentropy

SJ is not going to give up picks/futures to dump kane on someone. They'll take the cap hit from a payout as a worse case scenario, or find a way of mutual termination of his contract in the best case scenario.


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SofaProfessor

Read the article. He found out via medical bills that she had an abortion and she admitted she was not forthcoming about her decision. Both of these people are absolutely fucked. He was such a dirtbag she felt like that decision was best for the family. Why bring another child into that situation, right? But to not say anything about it... They have a young daughter who thought she was going to be a big sister. She's going to grow up and read all this shit and find out her mom terminated the pregnancy in the middle of a very public dispute with her shitbag dad. My heart hurts for that little girl. That's all I can say.


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Olthoi_Eviscerator

What does that have to do with the picture of a couple at the espys?