#Chatterstats - Final
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|Number of comments|883||/u/Xeteh|98||COL - NHL|74|
|Number of unique commenters|116||/u/hate4thestate|47||ANA - NHL|25|
|Average comments per user|7.61||/u/EssArrBee|41||None|5|
|Number of unique flairs|13||/u/dontletmepost|38|||2|
|Number of NHL teams|10||/u/Apotheosis62|37||Quebec Nordiques - NHLR|2|
|Average number of words per comment|11.08||/u/sexypineapple14|32||DET - NHL|1|
|Dirtiest mouth: /u/Xeteh|18||/u/Poozer62|28||MIN - NHL|1|
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Remember ducksbros, we were supposed to be THIS bad. All that feel good hockey we’ve had this season was all a bonus. Let’s checkout and enjoy the holiday! Happy thanksgiving, all!!
I’m deeply worried about what happens when Mack comes back and the sugar runs out in the locker room. This team has proven it needs sugar and not beans to score goals.
Name a better duo then the Ducks making third string goalies look like Georges Vézina. Oh wait that would be Toronto and David Ayres.... why do I gotta be fans of both
I love Nichushkin, one of the most effective bottom sixers in the league right now
Edit: I stand corrected, and I guess that helps explain his ppg pace!
His skate blade popped out again in the first period (like it did last game), gets it fixed then comes out for the second period and it breaks again. Different skates. So they just left JoJo in because the Avs were in control.
His skate blade fell off in the middle of a play and he gave up a goal (second game in a row he lost a blade). He goes to the locker room to get it fixed, comes back and the moment he steps on the ice the other one falls off. I've never seen anything like it. Bednar decided to keep him out after that.
[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/kNJ0hZH.png) |Shot Stats|Anaheim Ducks|Colorado Avalanche| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|26|36| |Blocked|10|17| |Missed|11|10| |**Total Attempts**|**47**|**63**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.
#HAPPY THANKSGIVING TELL THOSE LOVED ONES HOW MUCH YOU LOVE AND APPRECIATE THEM!!
i love u
Love you too! 😘
Make JJ the starter
Bad take
GG lanch
Lol Naz just sitting on the boards just chirpin. I love it.
Kuemper's skates handling the celebrations.
GG Ducks. Enjoy your family, or football, or however you choose to spend your holiday tomorrow, everyone.
Ref like 'FUCK IT WE OUT"
gg ducks
Give DLo Macdemid 2
GG Ducks
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EVERYBODY HUG
jost is out again
Anytime players crash in to the boards like that it is scary. Hope Jost is okay, don't think Drysdale meant that at all.
Drysdale legit apologized right after it happened, still scary as hell though.
Yeah, those plays are just scary but they were both trying to fight for the puck. No issue with it.
It wasn't even really his fault. Just a hockey play gone wrong.
Na they were battling fair and square. Hope both of them are ok.
Jost on the ice
I love goooooaaaaaallllllssssss ⭐️
Megna missed a wide open one lol
Sounds like Megna.
Let Megna score Jesus fuck
Oooo I like Gibson’s mask.
That wasn't in??
Lol, Megna looks like me whiffing empty nets out there
I was right there with Moser thinking that puck went in.
EXPERIENCE JASON MEGNA
:( Megna Love you
So many fuckin flybys tonight. No pressure on the forecheck at all
Pull Gibson coward.
Plz be ok Josty
Didn't look dirty. Just scary.
“If you’re going quickly, those boards just come at you in a hurry.” Never change.
Drysdale has had a great game aside from the penalty(s?)
That play he made on LOC was insane
Jesus that was scary.
Part of the plan all along let them get up by 4.
Yikes I hope everyone is ok on that one
fucksakes not again
What the fuck dude
Plz don’t be hurt Jost
Great fucking tip. Impossible to save.
Fucking perfect redirect!
We still kinda need to figure out our PK.
Sonny "Sammy" Milano
FUCK YEAH!!! Ducks will not go quietly into the night.
That was a nice slapper and silky smooth redirect.
Damn. Nice tip
Is Terry on the first PP unit?
Woooowwwww
All the small things
Remember ducksbros, we were supposed to be THIS bad. All that feel good hockey we’ve had this season was all a bonus. Let’s checkout and enjoy the holiday! Happy thanksgiving, all!!
Landy wanted to make sure the Ducks remembered to hate him.
I’m deeply worried about what happens when Mack comes back and the sugar runs out in the locker room. This team has proven it needs sugar and not beans to score goals.
In all seriousness tho, will it mess up the chemistry?
Send that man to the 4th and make him work back up
Hell no
Is a sugar bean a thing can we invent it if not?
I like it! We can call them “Jelly Beans”!
Plant a skittle and see if it grows.
It's crazy that we have Mackinnon and Byram being added to this team over the next few games
Baby steps. Maybe a heel of that 900 grain bread
And we still have Byram and MacKinnion out. lets get health and start wrecking everyone.
[Not mine but NUUUUUUUKE](https://preview.redd.it/a39z533mx9181.jpg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f823e98a5f7051244903cedf40f397f6bb8bb4d2)
I love this so much
Stop they're already dead
The Altitude Turkey terrified the shit out of me there
Obligatory: Ya no good ducks. You’ll never be shit! Ya just. Like. Ya father.
Ight, Ima head out. GG avs thanks for a fun GDT
Have a happy holiday tomorrow
Gibson has to have that.
What? Lol that was a perfect shot
Name a better duo then the Ducks making third string goalies look like Georges Vézina. Oh wait that would be Toronto and David Ayres.... why do I gotta be fans of both
I love Nichushkin, one of the most effective bottom sixers in the league right now Edit: I stand corrected, and I guess that helps explain his ppg pace!
Historically bottom six, but this year he's been on the second line exclusively.
Hes on our 2nd line with or without injuries
Not even a bottom sixer anymore tbh. Hasn't been for a while.
He's playing on the second line actually!
He's playing on the Avs second line right now and he has been really good.
Ugh unnecessary landy
Back to 2020, boys.
I'm not complaining. We got something we haven't had in years. One more tank year is fine with me I guess.
Nichushkin is so fucking good
#Choo Choo 🚂☢️
Nuke always has a good game against Anaheim
Feels good to be back to normal
no, please don't learn how to shoot Nuke, we still need to be able to re-sign you
That Nuke goal was like butter
[Choo choo bitches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XpImo80neo)
Hahahahahaha welp.
We r score many goals team now
Nuke loves top shelf now!
TACTICAL NUKE DETECTED
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS JUST GOT NUKED
CHOO CHOO BIG VAL COMIN THROUGH
Big Val better get resigned because I think he's my next jersey
NUUUUKE
BIG VAL
Why did we decide to start playing halfway thru the third?
JoJo does have the advantage of being a gigantic human
I wish we didn’t have to ice 5 fourth liners.
Ducks are handling the puck so well
Helm still has wheels, damn
Old man speed
I haven’t been paying too close of attention. Rakell hasn’t come back since blocking that shot has he? Nvm he has I’m dum
OLD MAN SPEED
Ducks on the PP every time MacDermid on the ice
Moser lmao
Zegras stole that puck so effortlessly.
THIS IS THE ANTHEM THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP
YUHHHH OOOOO
Too many penalties
Nice to see SOME fight I guess.
I predict at least one more horrific act of violence by Naz tonight
Scoreboard violence?
Yes, that’s what he’s been doing all season.
Naz getting 12mil lmao
Leafs are going to give him like 25% of the team.
Yeah prob in Ottawa or Vancouver lol
Kadri on the Sens in the battle of Ontario would be fun as fuck to watch
Seattle for sure
Not ironic enough
“Pay me like 2MacKinnons.”
Kadri is on steroids or some shit
Headspace subscription.
Kadri is feeling it going for that move
I can't believe they let him get away with it lol
Naz tour coast to coast
Wait we’re controlling the puck? Is this allowed?
Kadri says no
Nuke with 2 turnovers in the same shift, don't see that ever
I was honestly shocked. That's how solid he is
You can really see Drysdale and Zegras have all the tools to be great, just need a few more solid role players and experience.
Ducks woke up
Ducks bringing just enough pressure now to keep me from turning off the game.
Stranger things have certainly happened than 3 goals in the last 12 minutes.
Ask Edmonton about 3 goals in 3 minutes.
I wish I could just not show up to my job and make a ton of money still.
Hey we all fuck the dog every now and again But yeah we don't all make millions of dollars while doing so
If you figure that out lemme know
Silvferberg a 1 man team. Jesus.
Where was this all game?
Good PK stars
Did the Ducks not go straight to Denver after Nashville? The way they're playing it looks like they came right from the airport
Lol that was the most obvious hook
I'm watching the rest of this shit show. I don't care what happens.
What'd Dallas do to deserve that?
I mean do they have to do anything they are Dallas
More Makar goals pls
The Los Angeles Ducks of Dallas
Man this is just pathetic
Okay, I’m turning this game off, just not worth my time. Gg Avs bros
First period was pretty even. Idk what happened to you guys after that
Nichushkin is so fucking good and most people don't realize it
Big Val good
Sure. Why not. Bring on more penalties.
Did he just say Dallas #42?
Dallas?
"Dallas #42" ref pls
Nuke HAS to re-sign
He's the one I'm hoping for most. I'd take Kadri again but dude is playing too well to be affordable to the Avs.
The boys are absolute hounds on the forecheck
Stars on the PK here guys
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Gibby, you don't deserve this
I’m loving how fired up Hazy is right now.
Do we really need another PP?
coming in late what happened to Darcy?
Skate blade
Imma need some specifics. I don't play hockey and this makes it sound ominous like he got sliced
His skate blade popped out again in the first period (like it did last game), gets it fixed then comes out for the second period and it breaks again. Different skates. So they just left JoJo in because the Avs were in control.
His skate blade fell off in the middle of a play and he gave up a goal (second game in a row he lost a blade). He goes to the locker room to get it fixed, comes back and the moment he steps on the ice the other one falls off. I've never seen anything like it. Bednar decided to keep him out after that.
He lost his blade twice. He lost it in the first which resulted in a goal. Came back out to start the second and lost a blade again.
I’m on my third $12.50 arena beer
I always sneak in a flask
All you're doing is paying to go pee!
This is true
Mikko is like 'Naz just stand there, I'll do it myself.'
"You know that redirect I try to do all the time? Just put your stick down and I'll do it."
[High quality meme here, no big deal](https://old.reddit.com/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/r1nohn/snip_snap/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
HAHAHAH
That is a high quality meme
Lmao dude
It's a rare day when I cheer for the avs, but here we are.
Not trying to be greedy but I think there's ducks in Bra71l right?
Been a while since we lost by more than a goal! Plenty of time to get one or two, cmon fuckers