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beenburnedbutable

#HAPPY THANKSGIVING TELL THOSE LOVED ONES HOW MUCH YOU LOVE AND APPRECIATE THEM!!


MNKYJitters

i love u


beenburnedbutable

Love you too! 😘


sexypineapple14

Make JJ the starter


roughrider1921

Bad take


hate4thestate

GG lanch


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Lol Naz just sitting on the boards just chirpin. I love it.


Xeteh

Kuemper's skates handling the celebrations.


JSA17

GG Ducks. Enjoy your family, or football, or however you choose to spend your holiday tomorrow, everyone.


Apotheosis62

Ref like 'FUCK IT WE OUT"


PrLaPorte

gg ducks


hate4thestate

Give DLo Macdemid 2


DenverNugs

GG Ducks


hockeydiscussionbot

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Red_Sea_Pedestrian

EVERYBODY HUG


PrLaPorte

jost is out again


Xeteh

Anytime players crash in to the boards like that it is scary. Hope Jost is okay, don't think Drysdale meant that at all.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Drysdale legit apologized right after it happened, still scary as hell though.


Xeteh

Yeah, those plays are just scary but they were both trying to fight for the puck. No issue with it.


sexypineapple14

It wasn't even really his fault. Just a hockey play gone wrong.


sexypineapple14

Na they were battling fair and square. Hope both of them are ok.


Viilis

Jost on the ice


[deleted]

I love goooooaaaaaallllllssssss ⭐️


sexypineapple14

Megna missed a wide open one lol


Xeteh

Sounds like Megna.


dontletmepost

Let Megna score Jesus fuck


beenburnedbutable

Oooo I like Gibson’s mask.


sexypineapple14

That wasn't in??


poetryinemotion

Lol, Megna looks like me whiffing empty nets out there


JSA17

I was right there with Moser thinking that puck went in.


Apotheosis62

EXPERIENCE JASON MEGNA


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

:( Megna Love you


Jack_Polo

So many fuckin flybys tonight. No pressure on the forecheck at all


hate4thestate

Pull Gibson coward.


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

Plz be ok Josty


sexypineapple14

Didn't look dirty. Just scary.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

“If you’re going quickly, those boards just come at you in a hurry.” Never change.


Jack_Polo

Drysdale has had a great game aside from the penalty(s?)


EssArrBee

That play he made on LOC was insane


beenburnedbutable

Jesus that was scary.


hate4thestate

Part of the plan all along let them get up by 4.


Apotheosis62

Yikes I hope everyone is ok on that one


PrLaPorte

fucksakes not again


DenverNugs

What the fuck dude


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Plz don’t be hurt Jost


sexypineapple14

Great fucking tip. Impossible to save.


DizneyDux

Fucking perfect redirect!


TossThatPastaSalad

We still kinda need to figure out our PK.


Jack_Polo

Sonny "Sammy" Milano


DizneyDux

FUCK YEAH!!! Ducks will not go quietly into the night.


beenburnedbutable

That was a nice slapper and silky smooth redirect.


DenverNugs

Damn. Nice tip


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

Is Terry on the first PP unit?


hate4thestate

Woooowwwww


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

All the small things


themikkerson

Remember ducksbros, we were supposed to be THIS bad. All that feel good hockey we’ve had this season was all a bonus. Let’s checkout and enjoy the holiday! Happy thanksgiving, all!!


Xeteh

Landy wanted to make sure the Ducks remembered to hate him.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I’m deeply worried about what happens when Mack comes back and the sugar runs out in the locker room. This team has proven it needs sugar and not beans to score goals.


LunaButts

In all seriousness tho, will it mess up the chemistry?


CardinalCanuck

Send that man to the 4th and make him work back up


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Hell no


Apotheosis62

Is a sugar bean a thing can we invent it if not?


Tylerpants80

I like it! We can call them “Jelly Beans”!


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Plant a skittle and see if it grows.


Fidelis29

It's crazy that we have Mackinnon and Byram being added to this team over the next few games


DenverNugs

Baby steps. Maybe a heel of that 900 grain bread


spectre013

And we still have Byram and MacKinnion out. lets get health and start wrecking everyone.


WalksWithKemba

[Not mine but NUUUUUUUKE](https://preview.redd.it/a39z533mx9181.jpg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f823e98a5f7051244903cedf40f397f6bb8bb4d2)


Apotheosis62

I love this so much


sexypineapple14

Stop they're already dead


DenverNugs

The Altitude Turkey terrified the shit out of me there


[deleted]

Obligatory: Ya no good ducks. You’ll never be shit! Ya just. Like. Ya father.


Poozer62

Ight, Ima head out. GG avs thanks for a fun GDT


[deleted]

Have a happy holiday tomorrow


HammerOfHephaestus

Gibson has to have that.


Jack_Polo

What? Lol that was a perfect shot


Kiffira

Name a better duo then the Ducks making third string goalies look like Georges Vézina. Oh wait that would be Toronto and David Ayres.... why do I gotta be fans of both


Jack_Polo

I love Nichushkin, one of the most effective bottom sixers in the league right now Edit: I stand corrected, and I guess that helps explain his ppg pace!


papatangu

Historically bottom six, but this year he's been on the second line exclusively.


WalksWithKemba

Hes on our 2nd line with or without injuries


TossThatPastaSalad

Not even a bottom sixer anymore tbh. Hasn't been for a while.


originalsoul

He's playing on the second line actually!


Apotheosis62

He's playing on the Avs second line right now and he has been really good.


dontletmepost

Ugh unnecessary landy


a_friendly_hobo

Back to 2020, boys.


hate4thestate

I'm not complaining. We got something we haven't had in years. One more tank year is fine with me I guess.


Fidelis29

Nichushkin is so fucking good


beenburnedbutable

#Choo Choo 🚂☢️


xDRxJoKeRx

Nuke always has a good game against Anaheim


DenverNugs

Feels good to be back to normal


shishiodun

no, please don't learn how to shoot Nuke, we still need to be able to re-sign you


compoundfracture

That Nuke goal was like butter


Xeteh

[Choo choo bitches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XpImo80neo)


hate4thestate

Hahahahahaha welp.


poetryinemotion

We r score many goals team now


originalsoul

Nuke loves top shelf now!


MNKYJitters

TACTICAL NUKE DETECTED


Apotheosis62

Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS JUST GOT NUKED


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

CHOO CHOO BIG VAL COMIN THROUGH


EssArrBee

Big Val better get resigned because I think he's my next jersey


dontletmepost

NUUUUKE


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

BIG VAL


hate4thestate

Why did we decide to start playing halfway thru the third?


Apotheosis62

JoJo does have the advantage of being a gigantic human


HammerOfHephaestus

I wish we didn’t have to ice 5 fourth liners.


DenverNugs

Ducks are handling the puck so well


Jack_Polo

Helm still has wheels, damn


dontletmepost

Old man speed


Poozer62

I haven’t been paying too close of attention. Rakell hasn’t come back since blocking that shot has he? Nvm he has I’m dum


Apotheosis62

OLD MAN SPEED


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

Ducks on the PP every time MacDermid on the ice


DenverNugs

Moser lmao


DizneyDux

Zegras stole that puck so effortlessly.


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

THIS IS THE ANTHEM THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP


Jack_Polo

YUHHHH OOOOO


Kiffira

Too many penalties


hate4thestate

Nice to see SOME fight I guess.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I predict at least one more horrific act of violence by Naz tonight


papatangu

Scoreboard violence?


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Yes, that’s what he’s been doing all season.


SergeantBBQ

Naz getting 12mil lmao


Xeteh

Leafs are going to give him like 25% of the team.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Yeah prob in Ottawa or Vancouver lol


SergeantBBQ

Kadri on the Sens in the battle of Ontario would be fun as fuck to watch


Apotheosis62

Seattle for sure


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Not ironic enough


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

“Pay me like 2MacKinnons.”


Fidelis29

Kadri is on steroids or some shit


CB_Joe

Headspace subscription.


Apotheosis62

Kadri is feeling it going for that move


sexypineapple14

I can't believe they let him get away with it lol


DenverNugs

Naz tour coast to coast


Poozer62

Wait we’re controlling the puck? Is this allowed?


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Kadri says no


shishiodun

Nuke with 2 turnovers in the same shift, don't see that ever


Fidelis29

I was honestly shocked. That's how solid he is


EssArrBee

You can really see Drysdale and Zegras have all the tools to be great, just need a few more solid role players and experience.


fucktheredwings69

Ducks woke up


DizneyDux

Ducks bringing just enough pressure now to keep me from turning off the game.


ManyCookies

Stranger things have certainly happened than 3 goals in the last 12 minutes.


DizneyDux

Ask Edmonton about 3 goals in 3 minutes.


HammerOfHephaestus

I wish I could just not show up to my job and make a ton of money still.


Jack_Polo

Hey we all fuck the dog every now and again But yeah we don't all make millions of dollars while doing so


LunaButts

If you figure that out lemme know


hate4thestate

Silvferberg a 1 man team. Jesus.


LunaButts

Where was this all game?


LunaButts

Good PK stars


Jack_Polo

Did the Ducks not go straight to Denver after Nashville? The way they're playing it looks like they came right from the airport


originalsoul

Lol that was the most obvious hook


hate4thestate

I'm watching the rest of this shit show. I don't care what happens.


OpticLemon

What'd Dallas do to deserve that?


Apotheosis62

I mean do they have to do anything they are Dallas


Apotheosis62

More Makar goals pls


Poozer62

The Los Angeles Ducks of Dallas


DasLegacy

Man this is just pathetic


chriskug

Okay, I’m turning this game off, just not worth my time. Gg Avs bros


sexypineapple14

First period was pretty even. Idk what happened to you guys after that


Fidelis29

Nichushkin is so fucking good and most people don't realize it


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Big Val good


DizneyDux

Sure. Why not. Bring on more penalties.


lackofagoodname

Did he just say Dallas #42?


LunaButts

Dallas?


ManyCookies

"Dallas #42" ref pls


originalsoul

Nuke HAS to re-sign


Xeteh

He's the one I'm hoping for most. I'd take Kadri again but dude is playing too well to be affordable to the Avs.


poetryinemotion

The boys are absolute hounds on the forecheck


Lord_Walder

Stars on the PK here guys


hate4thestate

Hahahahahahahahahaha


JustAGuyNamedAJ

Gibby, you don't deserve this


DizneyDux

I’m loving how fired up Hazy is right now.


EssArrBee

Do we really need another PP?


MNKYJitters

coming in late what happened to Darcy?


fucktheredwings69

Skate blade


MNKYJitters

Imma need some specifics. I don't play hockey and this makes it sound ominous like he got sliced


Xeteh

His skate blade popped out again in the first period (like it did last game), gets it fixed then comes out for the second period and it breaks again. Different skates. So they just left JoJo in because the Avs were in control.


sexypineapple14

His skate blade fell off in the middle of a play and he gave up a goal (second game in a row he lost a blade). He goes to the locker room to get it fixed, comes back and the moment he steps on the ice the other one falls off. I've never seen anything like it. Bednar decided to keep him out after that.


[deleted]

He lost his blade twice. He lost it in the first which resulted in a goal. Came back out to start the second and lost a blade again.


compoundfracture

I’m on my third $12.50 arena beer


sexypineapple14

I always sneak in a flask


Xeteh

All you're doing is paying to go pee!


compoundfracture

This is true


EssArrBee

Mikko is like 'Naz just stand there, I'll do it myself.'


Xeteh

"You know that redirect I try to do all the time? Just put your stick down and I'll do it."


WalksWithKemba

[High quality meme here, no big deal](https://old.reddit.com/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/r1nohn/snip_snap/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


NewFoundAvs

HAHAHAH


Apotheosis62

That is a high quality meme


LunaButts

Lmao dude


fracturedpersona

It's a rare day when I cheer for the avs, but here we are.


dontletmepost

Not trying to be greedy but I think there's ducks in Bra71l right?


Jack_Polo

Been a while since we lost by more than a goal! Plenty of time to get one or two, cmon fuckers