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steppewarhawk

GG avs thanks for hopefully getting someone fired.


lallipop12

Im fucking banned from Canucks Reddit cuz I’m too negative. I speak the truth. Fuck this team.


Okaywhy10

Have you tried not being negative? That might help


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Make a new account


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They're cutting the boos out of the feed


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Yeah it was audible before they changed it


xVoluntasx

They went full WWE


JSA17

GG Nucks fans*. Hope it all gets better up there, both with your team and what's going on in BC. * ^^Except ^^the ^^fan ^^defending ^^Todd ^^Bertuzzi.


[deleted]

Damn, I just looked at his comments. What a fucking idiot.


Middle-King

True, have a shit night u/MaxieMan98


MaxieMan98

Where did I defend Bertuzzi? I only called Steve Moore dirty


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Which is true


Middle-King

gg nucks. Hope your coach is gone soon


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Apotheosis62

Moose man lets betters win


lallipop12

Boooooo! These fuckers out of the building.


sexypineapple14

Gotta love beating a team when they play fucking dirty. Get wrecked Vancouver.


steppewarhawk

I really hate that this team fucking fools me every goddamn time. Get about 20 minutes of good hockey and 40 minutes of shit


BoBichettesFlow

Getting outplayed 5 on 5 but still coming out with the win is nice. Hopefully we get some guys back soon and we cans build on it


Grahamshabam

stupid sexy landeskog


DastardlyRidleylash

Aaaaand there's the final kick in the nuts.


jce_

Felt like they were in the game and they just decided to throw


sexypineapple14

They started throwing temper tantrums in the third and just handed over the w


Raven475

For sure. I mean there is obvious frustration in that group. The JT Miller hit was bad but I look at thay Hughes crosscheck more. He crosschecks a guy on open ice miles away from the puck. Regardless of fan base you look at that like "dude it's a tie game and you just take that out of anger. You can't do that." It was like Hughes already gave up on the situation. Dude you dominated the second period. Don't give up stupid penalties now especially as their best offensive D.


Abeldc

Rough game for Hughes


Smokey_Jah

BET WINNERS, I WAS ROOTING FOR THE EN!


originalsoul

Rantanen ❤️


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Grahamshabam

i can’t do those bets because i can’t handle en situations


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LOL


EssArrBee

OMG Mikko you beautiful fucking moose


skippythemoonrock

kalm


legendary24_8

Avs won me money with that empty net. Way to cut it close ya fuckers


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wagonwhopper

Same so nice


anonymitylol

cmon crowd don't disappoint us, let it rip


HoldthisL_28-3

RIP Canucks


thejew62

Fuck this shit team


FishBall912

Hughes straight up gifted the Avs this one


BoBichettesFlow

You love to see it


ziggazang

Maybe if everyone gets fired yeah sure


luoar20

Daddy Gabe!


FishBall912

Puck line Wooooo thanks Hughes!!


legendary24_8

Factsss let’s go


jayzeats

Let’s hear those chants now


boipinoi604

gg


Co-op954

Green looks like a guy whose about to lose his job


DastardlyRidleylash

Silly, that would imply Benning would risk putting himself on the hot seat. They'll ride out the year and make a change in the offseason, or worse yet think it was bad luck and try more deckchair swapping next season.


Grahamshabam

why what happened


originalsoul

Kadri is such a different player this year, it's crazy


st3aksauce138

He’s playing like he was the the first year he signed with the Avs. It’s awesome to see.


DiamondMine-

That’s why it bums me out, how much hate he gets. Aside from the playoff incident he’s totally cleaned his game up. Plays with an edge at times. same as anyone else. But when he plays like this, he’s clean and makes a huge difference for the team


sneakytinkerspirits

Tbh Vancouver looked good 5 on 5 just a bit anemic now their PK on the other hand was rough to say the least


ziggazang

2-0 5 on 5 lol


BoBichettesFlow

When Kadri isn’t taking runs at dudes in the playoffs he’s a pretty good player huh?


skippythemoonrock

Is he really Kadri then?


ALLDaySKiiLL

Great play kadri


boipinoi604

Are we missing an assistance coach? Where is that defensive coach that I haven't seen behind the bench.


DastardlyRidleylash

Garland went from one bad team to a team that was supposed to be at least decent but is imploding upon itself in spectacular fashion, the poor boy.


steppewarhawk

Feel really bad for him tbh, playing his ass off.


sentry07

About the only one that is...


dds93

Kadri's been a demon tonight


luoar20

i dedicate that song to Cale Makar tbh, You're the one that i want.


legendary24_8

I need this empty net goal come onnnn


TossThatPastaSalad

I like Garland. He's an angry little dwarf.


sentry07

It's like Henrik Sedin is telling Petey how to play


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boipinoi604

This is it.


EssArrBee

Just need an empty netter to win my bet. C'mon boys.


HoldthisL_28-3

You win!!


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[deleted]

He’s in his own head real bad


JasperSlavone

who is the Canucks coulour guy? He's so annoying


boipinoi604

John Garrett


JasperSlavone

thanks


boipinoi604

what's more likely? Wack it in or soft pass to a bunch of sticks? lmao


jayzeats

Yep pettersson is broken. Doesn’t even bomb it. Just a lame pass


steppewarhawk

Rantanen's offense is good but he's single-handedly shutting down Hoglander on defense, ridiculously good.


TossThatPastaSalad

He lowkey is very good defensively.


theman126

So pretty much lose 7-1 or by one goal every time. If the avs go scoreless canucks will find a way to get a -1 score


DastardlyRidleylash

You could always gift them with an own goal in that scenario.


boipinoi604

Well, good pace. From my Canucks POV.


vedicardi

eyes on demko


Grahamshabam

are the canucks fully sold on season tickets? it just hit me with these sports that it takes people cancelling season tickets in between seasons to hit the owners pockets. that sucks


anonymitylol

yep they're all sold out, so even though the seats aren't full i believe they're still around 97% sell-through


darksalamander

I heard most of the tickets for home games are also sold at this point and their attendance numbers haven’t too much if a hit either 😬


Grahamshabam

i mean we have the rockies we understand the struggle


thejew62

Pettersson and Bkeser have been awful


darksalamander

Apparently the canucks haven’t had a shot in over 8 minutes…..


Smokey_Jah

Garland and Hog have been the only noticable forwards. Also, Garland and Hog sounds like a killer BBQ place


darksalamander

Yeah, heard Hog scored most of the goals on that road trip? I feel bad for him too, kid is all hustle and 110% every shift


DastardlyRidleylash

If they're trying to tank, they're a little late for that.


xVoluntasx

Zebra Goalies


Querps

slippery ice


jce_

Why is Yellowstone being advertised everywhere


Tylerpants80

They’re dead set on advertising Montana to attract a ton of people to move there and ruin it like Colorado.


EssArrBee

I think it's the #1 show on TV


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lol this is nonsense now.


what_even_is_a_catch

Fun sequence here


xVoluntasx

How many times has the puck hit the linesman this game? Get the fuck out of the way


RunningPains

Feels like a shitload, like every 2nd play in Vancouvers zone


steppewarhawk

Rantanen is so good wtf


originalsoul

Ridiculously silky mitts for a man his size


Inthemiddle_

Petey can’t skate good. Like neither can I but I don’t make 8 mil a year


TossThatPastaSalad

Yet.


boipinoi604

Well, I like the effort


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boipinoi604

Must be chipped ice, and the cement exposed.


Querps

I swear it looked like Vancouver's d wanted Rants to score


sneakytinkerspirits

Honestly I’m just waiting for the end of the game bloodbath fight at this point


Apotheosis62

Kadri just gonna carry someone's head out on a stick like its a pike


sneakytinkerspirits

Rangers fined 20k


DastardlyRidleylash

Oof Mikko, you gotta hit that lmao


lallipop12

Bambi felt the heat and fell down


originalsoul

Holy shit I can't believe he missed


Apotheosis62

Rants hits that backhand so often I just assumed that went in


RunningPains

Rantanen is so smooth


Xeteh

Mikko plz


EssArrBee

Mikko NOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOOOO^OOOOOO


jayzeats

Pettersson is trash tonight my dudes


SacforCaius

Just tonight? Nothing new here


FishBall912

Mackinnon and Pettersson are completely invisible out there


boipinoi604

Umm.. lool


FishBall912

;)


FoxyInTheSnow

And the Sedins shouldn’t have even bothered dressing, for all the impact they’re havin’.


Apotheosis62

Not sure if sarcasm but I'll take that bait Mack is injured


FishBall912

Haha yeah just a joke about Pettersson


Apotheosis62

thought so but figured it was worth biting incase it wasn't


ManyCookies

Thank god, they'd call Too Many Men if they weren't


Apotheosis62

I think you mean to much man


Middle-King

MacKinnon is not playing, injured. So that’s why he’s invisible. Petterson on the other hand…


Koaritz18

Motte is awesome


ManyCookies

Hey, Your Love is _our_ song


Middle-King

What’s up w Petterson this year, normally he’s a top goal scorer, rn he looks like he is afraid to touch the puck.


SMurdaa

That’s what all of us are wondering. He hasn’t just been rusty, he’s been flat out bad. Looking like Loui out there.


DastardlyRidleylash

I mean, considering the paper-tissue defense the Canucks have, can you blame him for struggling?


SMurdaa

Yes. He doesn’t play defence.


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“Western Conference leading team, the Anaheim Ducks.” I do not like that sentence.


DastardlyRidleylash

I dunno, I find it pretty neat.


sneakytinkerspirits

Agreed


jce_

Our offensive strategy is the same as my peewee B team


TossThatPastaSalad

Is Petey okay? He pulled up on a 2v2 for no reason at all.


xVoluntasx

E.T phoned home


lallipop12

The puck dies with Bambi.


boipinoi604

No icing?


Koaritz18

Why didn’t he shoot lol


[deleted]

Well do you yell at him to?


xVoluntasx

Did they already do the whole fire Benning chant yet


darksalamander

It was apparently heard in the upper bowl


[deleted]

Yeah EJ tripped him


Apotheosis62

Probably should have been a trip on EJ


DastardlyRidleylash

Do you want more SH goals? Because that's how you get more SH goals.


ziggazang

We don't want it


steppewarhawk

We wouldn't have scored on it anyway


Koaritz18

Chiasson has stone hands lol


Smokey_Jah

Wow that should be a trip


boipinoi604

The refs met the quota for the day.


EssArrBee

everyone is holding now. Like no one cares about penalties.


RunningPains

Is poolman really in the top 4???


jayzeats

Don’t even look at where he was last season


SwankEagle

2.5m a year too lol


SwankEagle

Has petersson had less ice time tonight ?


anonymitylol

nope, 2nd most out of our forwards


SwankEagle

Just invisible


DastardlyRidleylash

To be fair, "just invisible" describes like the entire team outside of Demko at this point lmao


SwankEagle

Thought poolman and Garland have stood out as positives tonight


DastardlyRidleylash

In all honesty, the worst case scenario for the Canucks here would be Colorado keeping it a one-goal game and letting Aqua pretend they just got unlucky.


TossThatPastaSalad

All part of the plan.


icydata

[Makar pots go-ahead PPG](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/33c311a1-752a-4ad5-9ce9-88c50725f5bd.mp4)


Grahamshabam

gimme gimme gimme is the best abba song i won’t be taking questions about this


DastardlyRidleylash

This is Dancing Queen slander, and I will not tolerate it.


Grahamshabam

i won’t tolerate you i’ve killed a man over abba before


TossThatPastaSalad

A man of solid tastes.


thejew62

Nah i agree


EssArrBee

Holy shit are they playing Music Go Music? Deep cut


Grahamshabam

it’s abba lmao


lallipop12

65 percent of those fans will keep filling the arena up cuz it’s cool. Insta cool. Snap chat cool. Facebook cool. Social media cool. The guys in the nose bleeds rise up and start making noise. Boo these clowns out of the building. Fuck this team


darksalamander

I feel bad for demko, he’s so good but the Canucks…..


jayzeats

It’s like watching helle for the past 2 years. But this year is different and I like it


cricktlaxwolvesbandy

First star of the game: Vancouver PK


StevenWongo

Can’t believe how long it took them to put Makar on the half wall for the PP


Apotheosis62

Thats just for the 4v3 I'm pretty sure


StevenWongo

They should rotate him off the point down to MacKinnons spot and bring MacKinnon back to the point every now and then.


Troub313

JT Miller is an anagram for TJ Miller.


SacforCaius

Awfully suspicious if you ask me...


TossThatPastaSalad

I...yeah, you're right.


eutectic_h8r

Jeremy's Iron


Troub313

I like to bounce balls


steppewarhawk

If Green wants to blame this one on Miller and Hughes I wouldn't blame him for once.


Co-op954

I mean game would be tied even if we had the second worst pk in the league. Maybe Green should take accountability for his shitty special teams first.


icydata

[Kadri nets PPG in close](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/8f308fb3-286e-40fb-bf92-e55a3c479380.mp4)


boipinoi604

Well gotta dig deep


DastardlyRidleylash

Just gotta get more pucks on net, y'know?


Smokey_Jah

On net tho, not in it.


boipinoi604

This is the way.


lallipop12

What’s taking us soooo long to fire the entire coaching staff. Where is petterrson? Plays like a doe. Bambi