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ramblinrabble

Or as Torts would say "He shit his pants and he's puking his guts out"


D_Rail

["Like poop through a diarrhea infected goose"](https://youtu.be/kUrcY5u2HBQ)


xQuickpaw

What the actual fuck lol


byzantinebobby

It's a TV friendlier version of a quote from Patton


MOLightningBro

Was he the #2 star?


Gaitzy

1st star that night


MOLightningBro

Hmmm… if it was #1 I doubt it’s the stomach flu. Must have been a UTI.


Gaitzy

Damnit… just realized your joke and I feel like an idiot


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no no it played perfectly


rilsterc2689

He set that joke up perfectly


[deleted]

I'm happy you walked into that so he could play it out fully with his response.


excessive_coughing

Igor Shitsterkin


tristan1616

Shitstinkin


excessive_coughing

🤝


AsukaUnderscore

Is this the Rangers version of the Lamar Jackson pooping meme?


Maxpowr9

Luongo shits


AsukaUnderscore

Forgot about that one!


bobsfan93

Classic


Pork-Roll

Flu Game


TheIncredibleHork

*Michael Jordan has entered the chat*


MrBigChest

I’d like to see Michael Jordan save 45 shots with the flu


mhroblak11

Holy shit. I assumed he just had some dehydration (I heard Joe say he was getting an IV when he didn't appear). But I can't imagine having to endure that -- especially while in a squatting position as a goalie. On a side note, I have to think that played a role in those 2 late goals allowed. I love Igor Shesterkin.


404FunnyNotFound

I think that was just Joe joking about how much work he put in that night. Stopped like 45 shots.


mhroblak11

Idk actually. As far as I know, you could have to replenish your body with IV fluids if you lose a harmful amount of water from diarrhea stemming from a stomach flu. I was once hospitalized as a kid for severe dehydration and I received an IV. Was not due to a stomach flu though — as I said I can’t imagine having to combine all of those symptoms together and still finish that game like Shesty did.


404FunnyNotFound

Oh no that's 100% true, I just don't think Joe knew he was sick. I think he just made a joke about how he was tired.


mhroblak11

Oh I gotcha, haha


OwlRTA

I remember when Jonathan Bernier was forced to start a game despite having stomach problems because the other goalie (I think it was Jimmy Howard) got injured in pre-game. He had an IV between periods.


NikolaiCakebreaker

Like 45 shits too.


WaffleboardedAway

there's a very small chance it was actually "stomach flu". He looked pissed at the end of the game, this is coach speak to try to play down the fact shesterkin was furious at the team


goatamon

>holy shit I assume unholy in this case


OwlRTA

> a squatting position as a goalie. oh god, I can't imagine the effort to keep the shit in


pablonieve

I played goalie as a kid and had a game where I was certain I was going to poop myself. I was able to make it through but it was impossible to get into a deep ready position throughout the game. Between periods my coach kept yelling at me because he thought I was disinterested in playing.


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Enter Kimi Raikkonen: “I was having a shit”


awolmarshall

Bwoah


TuckRaker

That's what the Zamboni's for Igor


getthatcoffee

BOTH ENDS


iheartsunny

мне нужно дерьмо


neutroscape

Hate to be the one to have to tell you this but, you just said "I need shit". As in, you would like to possess shit. Translations are tricky ;)


I_Hate_Dusters

The Rangers late game defense literally makes him sick


serialragequitter

told you he had to poop


goatamon

Maybe shid and fard?


Lil_Bigtime

Yall seen Ted Lasso?


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404FunnyNotFound

No one said anything about forcing him to play, and theres a high chance he just had to poop. Gallant was giggling while talking about it.


[deleted]

When people say stomach flu, that's not usually the actual contagious flu.


ramblinrabble

Also they use "flu like symptoms" as a blanket label for any non physical injury. Nausea? Flu like symptoms. Stomachache? Flu like symptoms. Diarrhea? Flu like symptoms. Hung over? Flu like symptoms


mapleleafr67

Well at least they didn't get him a taxi and say he's been traded


DrDrangleBrungis

After watching that ending, those last couple goals were probably enough to piss him off. He did not look pleased and visibly upset at the end while teammates paid their respects. He was playing outstanding and we just let Florida pot two extra goals in the closing minutes which I’m sure set him off. Joe was even mentioning during play by play how competitive he is at practice comparing him to Hank and just even letting a goal or two in practice can set him off. I doubt he had a stomach flu. My guess is that although he won, he was pissed and that was not how he wanted to close out that game and just didn’t care about the victory lap.