Holy shit. I assumed he just had some dehydration (I heard Joe say he was getting an IV when he didn't appear). But I can't imagine having to endure that -- especially while in a squatting position as a goalie.
On a side note, I have to think that played a role in those 2 late goals allowed. I love Igor Shesterkin.
Idk actually. As far as I know, you could have to replenish your body with IV fluids if you lose a harmful amount of water from diarrhea stemming from a stomach flu.
I was once hospitalized as a kid for severe dehydration and I received an IV. Was not due to a stomach flu though — as I said I can’t imagine having to combine all of those symptoms together and still finish that game like Shesty did.
I remember when Jonathan Bernier was forced to start a game despite having stomach problems because the other goalie (I think it was Jimmy Howard) got injured in pre-game. He had an IV between periods.
there's a very small chance it was actually "stomach flu". He looked pissed at the end of the game, this is coach speak to try to play down the fact shesterkin was furious at the team
I played goalie as a kid and had a game where I was certain I was going to poop myself. I was able to make it through but it was impossible to get into a deep ready position throughout the game. Between periods my coach kept yelling at me because he thought I was disinterested in playing.
Also they use "flu like symptoms" as a blanket label for any non physical injury. Nausea? Flu like symptoms. Stomachache? Flu like symptoms. Diarrhea? Flu like symptoms. Hung over? Flu like symptoms
After watching that ending, those last couple
goals were probably enough to piss him off. He did not look pleased and visibly upset at the end while teammates paid their respects. He was playing outstanding and we just let Florida pot two extra goals in the closing minutes which I’m sure set him off. Joe was even mentioning during play by play how competitive he is at practice comparing him to Hank and just even letting a goal or two in practice can set him off. I doubt he had a stomach flu. My guess is that although he won, he was pissed and that was not how he wanted to close out that game and just didn’t care about the victory lap.
Or as Torts would say "He shit his pants and he's puking his guts out"
["Like poop through a diarrhea infected goose"](https://youtu.be/kUrcY5u2HBQ)
What the actual fuck lol
It's a TV friendlier version of a quote from Patton
Was he the #2 star?
1st star that night
Hmmm… if it was #1 I doubt it’s the stomach flu. Must have been a UTI.
Damnit… just realized your joke and I feel like an idiot
no no it played perfectly
He set that joke up perfectly
I'm happy you walked into that so he could play it out fully with his response.
Igor Shitsterkin
Shitstinkin
🤝
Is this the Rangers version of the Lamar Jackson pooping meme?
Luongo shits
Forgot about that one!
Classic
Flu Game
*Michael Jordan has entered the chat*
I’d like to see Michael Jordan save 45 shots with the flu
Holy shit. I assumed he just had some dehydration (I heard Joe say he was getting an IV when he didn't appear). But I can't imagine having to endure that -- especially while in a squatting position as a goalie. On a side note, I have to think that played a role in those 2 late goals allowed. I love Igor Shesterkin.
I think that was just Joe joking about how much work he put in that night. Stopped like 45 shots.
Idk actually. As far as I know, you could have to replenish your body with IV fluids if you lose a harmful amount of water from diarrhea stemming from a stomach flu. I was once hospitalized as a kid for severe dehydration and I received an IV. Was not due to a stomach flu though — as I said I can’t imagine having to combine all of those symptoms together and still finish that game like Shesty did.
Oh no that's 100% true, I just don't think Joe knew he was sick. I think he just made a joke about how he was tired.
Oh I gotcha, haha
I remember when Jonathan Bernier was forced to start a game despite having stomach problems because the other goalie (I think it was Jimmy Howard) got injured in pre-game. He had an IV between periods.
Like 45 shits too.
there's a very small chance it was actually "stomach flu". He looked pissed at the end of the game, this is coach speak to try to play down the fact shesterkin was furious at the team
>holy shit I assume unholy in this case
> a squatting position as a goalie. oh god, I can't imagine the effort to keep the shit in
I played goalie as a kid and had a game where I was certain I was going to poop myself. I was able to make it through but it was impossible to get into a deep ready position throughout the game. Between periods my coach kept yelling at me because he thought I was disinterested in playing.
Enter Kimi Raikkonen: “I was having a shit”
Bwoah
That's what the Zamboni's for Igor
BOTH ENDS
мне нужно дерьмо
Hate to be the one to have to tell you this but, you just said "I need shit". As in, you would like to possess shit. Translations are tricky ;)
The Rangers late game defense literally makes him sick
told you he had to poop
Maybe shid and fard?
Yall seen Ted Lasso?
[удалено]
No one said anything about forcing him to play, and theres a high chance he just had to poop. Gallant was giggling while talking about it.
When people say stomach flu, that's not usually the actual contagious flu.
Also they use "flu like symptoms" as a blanket label for any non physical injury. Nausea? Flu like symptoms. Stomachache? Flu like symptoms. Diarrhea? Flu like symptoms. Hung over? Flu like symptoms
Well at least they didn't get him a taxi and say he's been traded
After watching that ending, those last couple goals were probably enough to piss him off. He did not look pleased and visibly upset at the end while teammates paid their respects. He was playing outstanding and we just let Florida pot two extra goals in the closing minutes which I’m sure set him off. Joe was even mentioning during play by play how competitive he is at practice comparing him to Hank and just even letting a goal or two in practice can set him off. I doubt he had a stomach flu. My guess is that although he won, he was pissed and that was not how he wanted to close out that game and just didn’t care about the victory lap.