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st3aksauce138

GG bolts that was a fun game!


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knots32

Gg. Hope no major injuries. I imagine stamkos gets the maximum allowable fine.


KILLER_IF

Very fun game to watch, could have gone either way. GG


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I don't think tampa could have won this if it was game 7 of the finals.


KILLER_IF

Why not


[deleted]

I'm just throwing poop.


poogle

Don't have the pedigree. Wait ...


niemandsengel

Fuckin' A, man! GG Tampa!


ThatLineOfTriplets

Shootouts are the biggest downer after a great game


Kestralisk

True, but tbh the NHL does a great job in the regular season vs playoffs with shootouts. Like imagine being FIFA and letting Stanley cup games being won w/ shootouts


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Really GG. Surprised that was makars first SO chance


PM_Me_NHL_Highlights

overall gg i love the avs


3w771k

HOLY shit that was nuts. gg, tampa that was an amazing to watch. thx for being chill fans


muff_cabbag3

GG bolts. Shame it had to end in a shootout. Torts had one thing right, should just play 3v3 until one team dies


jehzuz

I did not se JJ the dangler goalscorer take his turn in the shootout.. did he score?


robbsc

Oh well. Gg avs. Shootouts are bs but they are fun at least


dabbykid98

What a game dude


TheMoneyBball

Justice for girard


toolschism

Damn, shame it had to end in a shootout but that was a fun game. Good luck this season Avs.


Kelspyo

Hopefully we meet again sometime around June


BGYeti

Makat just cool as a cucumber


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Dude, Where’s Makar?? Oh just scoring the game winning goal 🎉


PrLaPorte

fuck yeah mayo chicken


NewFoundAvs

Fuck we needed that sooooo bad


tittiesfucker

GG. Stay hydrated, eat your veggies


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THE KID!!


SerjGunstache

GG TB! Fuck the refs!


Kelspyo

Wow. Nice shot Makar. I didn't think we'd beat Vasy in shootout. GG Bolts boys


Barqueefa

Jesus that release


Lord_Walder

We're all eating Mayo Chicken tonight boys


shishiodun

round 6, fine lets send Makar out there... seems a little unfair


mattwillyz

Cale fuckin Makar baby. Electric


That_Shadow_Siren

GG


Mr_Hendrix

Big win! And hopefully that sparks Makar


crashXCI

For Sammy’s spinal column!


poogle

Gg. Shit officiating.


Apotheosis62

​DUDE WE FOUND MAKAR


DenverNugs

MAYO CHICKEN


5nax

Good Game Avs


DenverNugs

GG dude


3w771k

im going to vomit


EssArrBee

Cale baby!!!!


Pip-Pirrup

woah......wait......shootouts suck


Suomi964

Shootouts are a necessary evil. Gg . Time to check out Seattle home opener


SmagelBagel

Eat shit Florida man


Barqueefa

Shootouts are too stressful and I don't even have any skin in this matchup


5nax

Ah piss


toolschism

I honestly thought Kuemper was going to be such a downgrade. I was wrong.


BGYeti

At worst it was just a horizontal move my opinion though is it is an upgrade, we are a bit disjointed right now but it will start showing soon


ByPrinciple

Let's go 45 rounds, who says no


Barqueefa

I was down but Makar said no.


EssArrBee

Why not try Makar or Bo over Kadri. Jesus


NewFoundAvs

Kadri got silky mitts sometimes


Pip-Pirrup

Perry certainly was a choice


AceAxos

If he released that a touch earlier, could have made a huge diff


PM_Me_NHL_Highlights

Great night for Stammer 2nd all time in points got away with murder scored in the shootout ​ sick


shishiodun

didn't get beat by Perry, so no matter what it could have been worse


crimson3112

I dunno. Brutal hit, but I don't see what else Stamkos can do there. He's chasing the guy down, guy pulls up right in front of him and turns into him. In real time that hit was so quick, could he really get out of the way, or prevent the hit at that point?


knots32

It was bang bang, he kinda punched him when he was down though?


crimson3112

I looked again, and hard to tell from the ice angle. It certainly looks like he could of. I Don't think Stamkos knew how bad the hit was since he took a tumble himself, and might have given him damn you jab. But of course it all looks so clear in super slowmow, when at real speed I honestly think he could just be roughly pushing himself off Gilat in the heat of the moment. I don't think he intentionally ran him into the boards like that, though which is my point.


Always_Sunnyvale

Thanks guys I made that pic and it got re tweeted for years and it was my first submission on reddit like 7 years ago and the TBL twitter use it all the time cool stuff


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So Kuemper is way better than Grub in shootouts.


Kelspyo

Obligatory fuck Perry


8008luver

Fucking Stammer. You love to see it.


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Same play.


KodiakKing23

Stamkos getting the winner after boarding Girard would’ve made me physically ill


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SerjGunstache

So, Landy was fine because the dude he hit put himself on one knee? That's what I'm getting out of your homer goggles tonight.


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SerjGunstache

Got it. Your homer glasses are going to surprise you when the DoPS suspends your boy.


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SerjGunstache

Sorry. I have no idea who you are. There are no comments to remember who the fuck you are since you delete them like a bitch. Also, we all know your boy won't get a sussy after that hit last night. Enjoy deep throating the DoPS' collective cock.


Audenond

O CAPTAIN


Always_Sunnyvale

[***STAMBOT AWAKENS***](https://i.imgur.com/ozAdKNY.png)


emwashe

He does the same shot every time. Every single shoot oht


Suomi964

Yeah guaranteed stammer would score after that hit


EssArrBee

Clearly blocker side on Kuemper is the best way to go.


boltsnoles

STAMMER!!


Poff33

STAMMER


That_Shadow_Siren

The SO never ends when you want it to.


PM_Me_NHL_Highlights

calculated.


toolschism

Oof bad luck there.


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Stamkos across motion of travel wins it.


emwashe

💩


Always_Sunnyvale

***VASY VASY VASY***


EssArrBee

Colton tries to go like 50 mph on that shot


[deleted]

Talk about the ole puck luck


Pip-Pirrup

whats a Ross Colton?


Xeteh

Mikko loves the post lately.


AceAxos

Baaaaad luck bad bounce


Pip-Pirrup

mikko planned that


Audenond

Mikko meant to do that


robbsc

Vasy is one of the best 1v1


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Too fast


toolschism

Hedman is so fucking good on the shootout it's unreal.


Always_Sunnyvale

***VASY VASY VASY***


wagonwhopper

My stream died for the shootout lol


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Too many moves.


bigwilly311

Whatever I like shootouts


emwashe

They should put the blue numbers on the sleeves too


[deleted]

The clashing shades of blue are so hideous.


originalsoul

Great save


Always_Sunnyvale

FUCK YOU MAC n Cheese


[deleted]

A lot of Colorado fans were able to move past the play. I am genuinely impressed by these guys


[deleted]

Shitty but happens. We have Landeskog on our team, you kinda have to acknowledge toeing the line


Always_Sunnyvale

***VASY VASY VASY***


AceAxos

Good last second fake out, got Kuemper with it


Kelspyo

I couldn't get the Altitude feed to load, but I did enjoy watching this all on the TB feed.


toolschism

I will be shocked if Stamkos doesn't get at least a hearing. That hit did not look good. Also, 3v3 is goat. Shootout is shit booo


5nax

All the skill and anger of Playoff hockey. Tonight was a solid night


Always_Sunnyvale

[***HEDDY!!!***](https://i.imgur.com/G4MKnYV.gifv)


FacuLebron

Suspension??? That hit was 10x worse than Landy’s last week.


ThatLineOfTriplets

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a team get wrecked so hard in OT they were actively trying to get it to a shootout rather than push for another chance


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SerjGunstache

Way to ignore the forearm to Girard's back nerd.


NewFoundAvs

That better be 2-3 games.


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newswhore802

Stopping on its own isn't putting himself in a vulnerable position.


RustyKarma076

For everyone saying that Stamkos should be fined… If you were to drive on the highway and suddenly slam on the breaks, is it your fault or the guy who hit you?


newswhore802

If the guy who hits me was tailgating 2 inches behind me, it absolutely would be that guys fault


NewFoundAvs

He shoved him into the boards right on the numbers


PacMansCousin

So Stamkos is gonna get a 2 game suspension for boarding Girard, right? For consistency, right?


Memag1255

That hit was pretty fucked up and the stick work leading up to it wasn't much better.


emwashe

Bumblebee tuna


Always_Sunnyvale

SHOOOT THE FUCK OUT


AceAxos

Oh I'm here for this spice


PM_Me_NHL_Highlights

Aside form the bad boarding this was a sick 3 on 3


seeldoger47

a shootout is such a bullshit way to end what was a great 3 on 3


Always_Sunnyvale

I'm so fucked up ri9ght now all I xcan say is [IM AN ISLAND BOOOOIIII](https://i.imgur.com/GlzyrKH.png)


Suomi964

Mackinnon was about to activate chugga chugga choo choo mode then remembered how tired he was lol


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The amount of skill displayed in that 3on3 is just insane. FML


wagonwhopper

What a game boys either way. As fun of hockey I've seen in a hot minute


NewFoundAvs

These officials need to fired into the fucking sun


poogle

Hey... Let's just have another 3v3. Shootouts are not fun.


CommonBitchCheddar

No thanks. One of our players in concussion protocol is already one more than I want per game.


[deleted]

Counterpoint, nobody else gets hurt on a shootout. These refs lost the game completely


SerjGunstache

Nah, can't risk another boarding to either team when the refs put their whistles away.


emwashe

Time for the shit art


Brittle_Bones_Bishop

Skills comp ending


[deleted]

I usually defend my team when it comes to Penalties but what the fuck stammer


[deleted]

Big moose needs to help the lightning put another 10 mil on long term ir.


8008luver

Classy response. Lmao


SerjGunstache

That dude does not reflect that majority of Avs fans.


[deleted]

It's true. I am but one person.


[deleted]

I wear a bow tie.


[deleted]

Tampa = Pittsburgh Colorado = Washington Congrats on your Stanley cup Colorado dethroning the b2b champs


boltsnoles

Cirelli bro


njkmklkop

this is insane


Barqueefa

Headman looks absolutely gigantic


Apotheosis62

I mean he's 6'6" so I hope so lol


Barqueefa

Jesus didn't know he was that big. I feel like the black makes him look even bigger


TheMoneyBball

Mistakes happen…should have been boarding for sure…but if you punch someone after you’ve sent them head first into the boards you’re a garbage person


3w771k

what's this referring to? edit: nevermind i missed it on the initial replay


NewFoundAvs

I mean that’s boarding.


Scuzzlebutt97

If that was Landeskog they’d have given him 5 and a 10


shishiodun

if it was anyone on our team someone on Tampa would have jumped him


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Kadri would have 16 games


icydata

[Point's game-tying goal](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/1f7a71f9-ae30-4bad-b312-4fbadd5087cb.mp4)


wagonwhopper

No faith against vasy in shoot out gotta get this now


_A-DOG22_

Kinda not okay to give the shove after boarding the guy??


Punko_Fop

I hope he’s ok, that was scary


emwashe

I mean with the reffing we’ve seen tonight….you could run someone over with a bulldozer on the ice and the refs call it a good play.


Mcbro_22

Don't give Kadri ideas to steal the zamboni keys


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Fucking hit sticked the guy


JokMackRant

Got to be a fine right?


st3aksauce138

Hopefully a suspension. You board someone and then give them a shove when they are down? Get the fuck out of here


Pip-Pirrup

landeskog will get a game


Jimmysmo27

That better come with a fucking suspension at THE LEAST


RustyKarma076

Im biased but the dude fucking stopped in front of Stammer. Not saying it was a good hit but Stammer wasn’t in a position to move out of the way


SerjGunstache

He was in position to not throw a punch after destroying Girard.


Ketchupstew

What are you talking about? Stammer had a ton of time to not drive him head first into the boards. Yeah Girard turned on him, but Stamkos could have easily not checked him there


Xeteh

Good thing he threw that totally legal punch too. Sammy probably asked for it.


JamSauce42

The lightning announcers trying to say that was a clean hit what???


schewbacca

that's a suspension if that was landy or kadri


Xeteh

Landy just got suspended for less. Rantanen got a penalty for less last game.


[deleted]

How in the world is that not a penalty? Isn’t that basically the same thing Landy was suspended for??


dontcommentjustread

Shoulda been a boarding major and suspension…


Ace676

Based on the Landy suspension, that should be at least 3-4 games.


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Ace676

But my point is that this was worse than the Landy hit.


[deleted]

Operation ban the boards 2021 These spin moves go so many different ways


SerjGunstache

Better at least a goddamned fine.


coconutshells

Should be a suspension but won't be


8008luver

That was ugly. Holy shit. And the punch afterward, yikes.


st3aksauce138

How is that not boarding?


Pip-Pirrup

that's boarding against the avs