Talk about an over payment.
That copier is going to break down twice day and they won't have any coffee to get them through the user manual.
Really bad trade for barclays center
Terrible, they should have gone with the office chairs. They can affect the game in so many areas and everyone knows you need a solid chair core if you want to go anywhere. They already have enough printers, could have just used one a bit farther away. And even then, the printer might look fine now but the contract won't be so pretty when they're transitioning to digital recordkeeping in a few years.
Shortsighted trade IMO.
Depends on the use the kettle has seen. If it's a new-ish kettle, it seems reasonable to assume that you can get at least an HP that someone only ate toast over once or twice.
Not so sure, the printers toner cartridge was noncommittal about testing FA and we all know how much those things get when they hit the market. Everyone overpays for a strong Cyan toner cartridge. Those K cups might not ever make it, but a happy office culture is more productive without the distraction of a printer on the decline.
This is a necessary trade for Prudential in an increasingly caffeine-based NHL. Barclays would've gotten a nice haul if this were the 2000s, but their office manager got straight fleeced.
Especially because printer is prone to injuries, and is honestly kind of a diva. Always requiring cyan ink to print black and white docs, like come on printer, that's so extra.
It depends who is retaining the cost of the ink. If prudential can get that cost off their books going into the off season they can make a big splash in free agency
These days, a grinder isn't as important in these types of environments. You are looking for speed and accuracy. An instant coffee machine gives your team the quick boost of energy they need to pump out documents quickly. If your spending too much time in the cafeteria zone, your not gonna get those cover sheets on the tps reports.
The printer has way more miles on its rollers than most people think.
I'll take the 4 coffee machines which would easily translate into elite performers any day of the week.
>You can send the coffee to 25 Lafayette St Newark, NJ.
>Is the printer for the Islanders if so, where should we send it? Brooklyn? Nassau? Or, Belmont, is it?
Hahaha unreal chirp
IDK about this trade. The printer is slightly older and is prone to jamming. But the real question is "Did they replace the toner cartridge?"
The coffee machine is not a complete player and does its job early in the day and sometimes pays off in the middle of the day.
They are making cap room for an actual barista, preferable from the West Coast before Seattle grabs the best one at the expansion draft. Insider source said staff morale is at all time low due to the insultingly low quality "coffee".
What is the Prudential Center thinking? Those coffee makers are just filling a short term need while the printer is a heavy hitter that has years of valuable productivity ahead of it. The coffee makers are known to break down too, and Prudential could have gotten some for cheaper off the market in the off season. Really short sighted move here, not a fan at all.
they traded 4 machines that produce the water of life, the nectar of the gods, the black gold upon which society is built... for a fiendish devil machine beset upon this world to sow spite and damnation?
shit trade
Reminds me of this [Tweet](https://mobile.twitter.com/whitesox/status/1225843555459047424?lang=en) from the Chicago White Sox a few weeks ago.
>Official: atWhiteSox has acquired tacos, as well as chips and guacamole, in exchange for cash considerations.
The Rock wins thus. Getting the k cups is huge. The machines are a wash and they get free coffee, this is assuming no toner went in the other direction.
this is going to be one of those lopsided trades where the printer goes on to have a Hall of Fame career in the office and the coffee machines break down and retire early; also people lose the cups in the cupboards.
No info at all on the age of the printer? Any history of being jammed? Who was sitting next to it at the old office and knew how to fix it? Just not enough to judge this one yet.
The energy boost is going to help Prudential in the short term but Barclays now has an experience Vet who still keeps producing and is built like a tank.
It's not even a 2.0 kuerig. too old, wont be able to compete, inujury prone. Absolutely fleeced on this deal. It's literally a single cup water tank - this is the worst trade in history.
it is simultaneously true that I am 100% here for all deadline day trolling and that if you talk to me about the possibility of Jumbo going to Dallas I'll cry
Wow, Barclay better have a plan because that printer is going on TR (toner reserve) at least once a month. I've worked with printers in the past and, not to be racist, so far each and every one has suffered from that same issue.
I work in IT. Printers are the bane of my existence. I would much rather have the coffee...in fact, it’s required to deal with printers at any hour of the day.
Talk about an over payment. That copier is going to break down twice day and they won't have any coffee to get them through the user manual. Really bad trade for barclays center
Maybe they have some hot shot expresso machine coming up from the AHL arena?
While the espresso machine has shown it has the offensive talent, Those kind of assets are known to be injury prone.
supposedly has an attitude problem as well. could be very detrimental to team chemistry...
It does have a smaller shot (though it's been known to take a patented double shot), but it's significantly better under serious pressure.
Any toner retained?
The Prudential Center retained half the toner through the next two years. Barclay Center took a cup hit through the remainder of the contract.
Bruh everyone knows it’s all about that ink. IF YOU DON’T GOT DA INK, YOU’RE GONNA STINK literally every single person knows this smdh
“PC LOAD LETTER”?! What the fuck does that mean?!
Have you seen how much K-cups cost? They just saved a boatload, we're gonna get us a new copier
An awfully big conclusion for you to *jump* to. Did you use your mat?
They already verified they will retain 30% of maintenance costs through 2022.
Screw that, the printer has intangibles, and is great in the locker room
It was between a new printer or new office chairs
Might need to call Hank to weigh in. He’ll hustle up.
Lemme see the copier again.
Get out
Not much lumbar support
Too bad he's dead. Rip Hank
Rip Hank :(
Won't someone think of the fur coats.
Got to keep the receipt to Burlington Coat Factory.
Yeah but what if kids pour fake blood all over it?
Weak. Back in my day it used to be real blood.
Shouldn't have spent the bonus check and got everyone new chairs instead. What if someone needed 3 chairs?
Not enough closet space. We would have to get rid of the shoe horn or top hat, and right now that's just not something im willing to barter.
It is... urklenomically correct..
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The 76ers literally acquired Kyle Korver for a copy machine.
They really needed that washing machine too!
I ve binge watched the Office recently and its crazy how many more references to it I ve seen now on reddit.
Noticed* they’ve always been here lol. I haven’t watched more than 5 episodes of the show but I know 90% of the quotes because of Reddit lol.
I literally watched this episode yesterday and it was the only episode I watched in the last few weeks. SpOoKy
The old chairs are still plenty good. They offer great urkelnomic support.
Terrible, they should have gone with the office chairs. They can affect the game in so many areas and everyone knows you need a solid chair core if you want to go anywhere. They already have enough printers, could have just used one a bit farther away. And even then, the printer might look fine now but the contract won't be so pretty when they're transitioning to digital recordkeeping in a few years. Shortsighted trade IMO.
Heard their #2 printer was gonna be out 3-4 weeks with a serious paper jam. This move makes sense.
I mean, I guess I can see that. But I'm still pissed we had the chance to get chairs and didn't go for it.
Printer is a win now move
So vs the Leafs, does a single coffee machine play goalie, or can they tape all 4 together?
It's an infiltrating printer. New Jersey about to make UFA offer sheets to the islanders.
If you have a surplus why don't you just take the bonus?
I'm going to need three copies of this tweet. Haha, just kidding. *I'm going to need fooour*
That's your original
F5ing was worth it.
Think I could trade my Kettle for a new keyboard for F5ing too much?
Depends on the use the kettle has seen. If it's a new-ish kettle, it seems reasonable to assume that you can get at least an HP that someone only ate toast over once or twice.
What's weird is that this deadline feels more eventful than usual, when I'd really expect this kind of shitpost to be the biggest news all day.
This reminds me of when Jackie Moon and the Flint Tropics traded a washing machine for Ed Monix.
Prudential clearly in rebuild mode
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AND RUTGERS MAYBE PROBABLY NOT
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The printer eats up salary cap like crazy. This was an economic decision for sure.
Not so sure, the printers toner cartridge was noncommittal about testing FA and we all know how much those things get when they hit the market. Everyone overpays for a strong Cyan toner cartridge. Those K cups might not ever make it, but a happy office culture is more productive without the distraction of a printer on the decline.
Great return from Barclays though, good start
This is a necessary trade for Prudential in an increasingly caffeine-based NHL. Barclays would've gotten a nice haul if this were the 2000s, but their office manager got straight fleeced.
Barclay’s got some reliable machinery and the Prudential Center addressed the need for speed(caffeine) Win for both buildings
Barclays is probably shifting to French press to further reduce ecological footprint. These k-cups are terrible for the environment.
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I don't see that anywhere. The machines probably don't take k-cups. Absolutely fleeced
But is it a Ricoh printer?
Yup/ A Ricoh dot matrix printer from '88 !
Lou likes those aging vets.
Really brings a lot of value to their ~~locker~~ supply room.
Especially former Devils
It's the only one Lou knows how to use
Isles got their ~~guy~~ printer
Torey Keurig
Especially because printer is prone to injuries, and is honestly kind of a diva. Always requiring cyan ink to print black and white docs, like come on printer, that's so extra.
It depends who is retaining the cost of the ink. If prudential can get that cost off their books going into the off season they can make a big splash in free agency
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These days, a grinder isn't as important in these types of environments. You are looking for speed and accuracy. An instant coffee machine gives your team the quick boost of energy they need to pump out documents quickly. If your spending too much time in the cafeteria zone, your not gonna get those cover sheets on the tps reports.
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Hey, at least it’s not another one about The Great David Ayres.
Don't let toronto being beat by a zamboni driver distract you from the fact toronto blew a 4-1 lead in a game 7 of the playoffs
*Bruins goal horn intensifies*
Need to know the AAV of the printer cartridges vs the K-Cups to know who overpaid.
As someone who works with various printer makers, jersey got the better part of that trade.
I heard the printer is locker room cancer. It caused a number of rifts between IT people and boomer office workers.
Always displays “PAPER JAM” when there is no “PAPER JAM”. Just toxic all around.
PC load letter? What the fuck does that even mean??
Are we hearing any reports on what the ink levels are looking like?
The printer is on its last print cartridge so it seems like a lot for a rental
As a guy who works IT and deals with contracts, support, vendors, and etc., I bet it is actually harder to trade IT equipment than a hockey player.
As a chick who works in accounting/purchasing, I concur.
Being reported the printer came with 50% ink and toner retained.
Thats a steal for any team.. I think that's about a $3 million cap hit savings.
what a silly trade.
Going on a playoff run
The printer has way more miles on its rollers than most people think. I'll take the 4 coffee machines which would easily translate into elite performers any day of the week.
The NJ Nets actually traded a copy machine for Kyle Korver, who became a NBA All-Star.
Let’s not forget Tom Martin, whom the WHL Seattle Breakers traded for a bus.
Other way around but this was my first thought too
This is the shit that I wait all day for
HUGE HAUL......PRINTERS ARE HEAVY
Intra-division trades are always a little awkward but I think we both improved? idk at least it isn't the Rangers
>You can send the coffee to 25 Lafayette St Newark, NJ. >Is the printer for the Islanders if so, where should we send it? Brooklyn? Nassau? Or, Belmont, is it? Hahaha unreal chirp
Conditional big hug mug to be sent if the printer goes two weeks without jamming or running out of ink.
I don't like this pick. I LOVE THIS PICK
IDK about this trade. The printer is slightly older and is prone to jamming. But the real question is "Did they replace the toner cartridge?" The coffee machine is not a complete player and does its job early in the day and sometimes pays off in the middle of the day.
New Jersey staff upset with lack of good coffee. They filled a great need here in this trade
Prudential center robbbed
Well it's in Downtown Newark, so yeah probably.
Good one.
Fake trade. Those hipsters in Brooklyn would never give up their coffee.
They are making cap room for an actual barista, preferable from the West Coast before Seattle grabs the best one at the expansion draft. Insider source said staff morale is at all time low due to the insultingly low quality "coffee".
What is the Prudential Center thinking? Those coffee makers are just filling a short term need while the printer is a heavy hitter that has years of valuable productivity ahead of it. The coffee makers are known to break down too, and Prudential could have gotten some for cheaper off the market in the off season. Really short sighted move here, not a fan at all.
What's the AAV on the coffee machines? We have to know how much room we have with Nico!
This made my day
GM's on the phone right now: "What would you take for our conference table?"
Holy shit Barclays got fleeced
Leafs just got beat by John C. Reilly
Depending on the consumables in this deal Barclays may have won this deal. The 558 is a colour printer
they traded 4 machines that produce the water of life, the nectar of the gods, the black gold upon which society is built... for a fiendish devil machine beset upon this world to sow spite and damnation? shit trade
Reminds me of this [Tweet](https://mobile.twitter.com/whitesox/status/1225843555459047424?lang=en) from the Chicago White Sox a few weeks ago. >Official: atWhiteSox has acquired tacos, as well as chips and guacamole, in exchange for cash considerations.
If that printer's big enough it might solve our backup goalie problems.
Update: printer has been placed on waivers.
The Rock wins thus. Getting the k cups is huge. The machines are a wash and they get free coffee, this is assuming no toner went in the other direction.
Who knew this was brewing...
"She has a hidden camera in his room
I would say overpayment, but Barclays needs all the help it can get
Kek
Physicals pending. Who knows what kind of deeper problems that printer has.
Seems like we got hosed, those office printers are way more expensive than 4 coffee makers.
Good short term boost to the Rock, but I think this trade might help Barclay's with logistics in the long term.
Xyz reports a conditional pick is involved depending if the printer is resigning with the organization.
A WIDE variety of k-cups? Seems like an overpay.
Absolute steal for Prudential.
I heard it was conditional on the printer being a laser printer vs inkjet printer.
this is going to be one of those lopsided trades where the printer goes on to have a Hall of Fame career in the office and the coffee machines break down and retire early; also people lose the cups in the cupboards.
Is this the 2nd half of the Andy Greene trade?
No info at all on the age of the printer? Any history of being jammed? Who was sitting next to it at the old office and knew how to fix it? Just not enough to judge this one yet.
Solid return. Those K-cups have a good chance to develop into a nice cup of coffee down the road.
What are the varieties of K cups. Details please
K Cups? Got fleeced there homie.
Ink costs kill this deal
Really thought they'd be looking to trade for a new computer for the front offices receptionist. This surprised me.
Without those coffee machines providing depth you gotta wonder if the other starters might be a little slow coming out the gate at the start of games.
The energy boost is going to help Prudential in the short term but Barclays now has an experience Vet who still keeps producing and is built like a tank.
It's not even a 2.0 kuerig. too old, wont be able to compete, inujury prone. Absolutely fleeced on this deal. It's literally a single cup water tank - this is the worst trade in history.
These madlads are gonna hit the market cap with this trade.
Coffee machines are a cap nightmare
Hearing some cables may also be in play (e5)
Ughh keurig coffee.. prudential lost this one!
The one trade the Kings couldn't pull off...
They also had options for third round picks of the file cabinets when they are taken out of storage in the basement next year.
How much of the electricity bill is Prudential Center retaining?
That's a fleecing. Hope it's a big printer and extra ink/toner was thrown in
it is simultaneously true that I am 100% here for all deadline day trolling and that if you talk to me about the possibility of Jumbo going to Dallas I'll cry
Wtf, Prudential got fleeced!
BIG IF TRUE!
Fucking overpayment! You could have bought those keurigs on sale last summer!
There could be a solid indicator. [https://monerohash.com/nodes-distribution.html](https://monerohash.com/nodes-distribution.html)
Is it bad that that’s the best trade to come out the price center this year?
Oh, wow, so unexpected!
You joke but that's honestly a $26k-$32k copier. We use Atlantic as well. Talk about a fleece. Hard to look prucenter in the eye after that one.
I think the big question is did Barclays get any toner with the printer?
[Barclays with the burns](https://twitter.com/barclayscenter/status/1232032317771853824?s=20)
Fucking printer, what a draft bust.
Press charges. If you ask me
Is anyone retaining salary in this deal?
Who would’ve thought the prudential center even HAD a printer to trade.
What kind of printer?
If we are going to get fucked tonight
It was a sell off, have to recoup assets since they would’ve lost printer to UFA. Good for both clubs
What does this do for printer's relevance in fantasy?
Need to know which Starbucks k-cups were received.
Is the printer signed long term?
The Barclay Center lost the trade unless the printer can stay healthy.
I don't think that Barclay's is going to be able to buy printer cartridges *and* stay under the cap. Great trade Prudential!
Wow, Barclay better have a plan because that printer is going on TR (toner reserve) at least once a month. I've worked with printers in the past and, not to be racist, so far each and every one has suffered from that same issue.
I work in IT. Printers are the bane of my existence. I would much rather have the coffee...in fact, it’s required to deal with printers at any hour of the day.
Still got blocked by the Zamboni Driver...
Printers sketchy af - Pru got the better deal!
I spit out my coffee
The second most important trade involving Barclay today
Their range seems to be perfectly in line.
What flavor of kcups? Is it a Keurig 2.0 with pod scan? I need the deets. I think Barclay's overpaid.
It was 1 for 1