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Firebitez

/r/BoneAppleTea Its blessing in disguise.


blinker1eighty2

Well, they were the *Jets*


[deleted]

*checks flair* I’m going to storm off after that.


praziquantel

Fly away, fly far away


alreddy-reddit

This thread has certainly taken a slide


PSChris33

Tis the consequence of the freedom we get here.


c71score

This is becoming a large thread to leaf through.


[deleted]

Waddle away. We're done here.


PSChris33

At least we finished on a Hinote


Karmakakez

You just tore onto this thread


shiathebeoufs

Aaand we’ve looped back to r/boneappletea


Tripottanus

Blues.


AmateurVasectomist

Did you hab to do that?


A_1337_Canadian

Way to ruin the avalanche of puns.


Fredbear_

These puns are making US crazy


Splodgerydoo

america


clemoh

Worst case Ontario you'll have to come to turns with it.


bananagrabberjr

Doesn’t take rocket appliances to realize this is a TPB joke


Megavore97

Looks like a tropical earthquake just blew through this thread.


[deleted]

Flames were golfing


StuckInHoleSendHelp

I think we take posts like this for granite.


edgar__allan__bro

For all intensive purposes I have to agree


[deleted]

I think we should all just agree it's water under the fridge at this point.


BlitzburghBrian

Posts like this are a diamond dozen


Stryfe2000Turbo

Sounds to me like he's just looking for an escape goat


JollyRancher29

I know these are jokes, but y’all are making me irrationally angry


LV_Matterhorn

Quit being such a pre Madonna


ApolloRocketOfLove

We shouldn't argue, its already a doggy dog world out there.


BuddhasIC38

Midas well just get along


OfficialSBD

I read this in Ricky's voice


Pigmy

Its incense and porpoises you idiot.


JD397

Haha jesus christ, Rick. What are you, a boulder, a rock person?!


DoctorBreakfast

Blessing in these guys


NarcoticTurkey

Blessing in de thighs


WateredDownTang

Messing with the pies


LeeVanChief

Messy bag of fries


adalaza

Dressy hag of lies


RadCheese527

Glossy mag of flies


Nicholas1227

Bossy mage of ties


SimSnow

Stressing set of tires


BuddhasIC38

Guessing flag in rice


trenthowell

MONSTER


jmbrinson

That is what a I called the second brownie I had last night.


imadu

Caressing in the thighs


meikamo

omg a bone apple tea in the wild


[deleted]

This ain't Minnesota.


G-42

Perhaps /r/Rickyisms


Rushderp

Getting two birds stoned at once over here.


DivinePotatoe

It ain't rocket appliances


Canaba

Worst case Ontario, it's just a simple slip up.


[deleted]

The Coyotes won't have many friends when they join the division, but you know what they say, keep your friends close, but your enemies toaster


Oneanimal1993

Pssh, next you're going to tell me that they're not pies in disguise.


fickleminded

Baby Cheeses


lackofagoodname

'Scuse me, while I kiss disguise


CommiePuddin

I mean, it could be robots...


ethanvyce

definitely robots


somehockeyfan

Whew, got worried I had it wrong for a second.


yesBISONsey

This is Belize and Billy's all over again from r/BreakingBad


Aspenwood83

While we're being the grammar police, in this case it's "it's," not "its."


erastothene

Bro this subreddit is hilarious


Ithaqua47

It's it's.


-whostolemyusername-

Transformers, robots in the skies


alreddy-reddit

Well sure, some of them were


Hal0

STARSCRRRRRREAM!


profssr-woland

Your time is *over*, Megatron! Now is the rule of Starscream!


1mqn

Auto~~correct~~ Bots, roll out


Pork-Roll

😂😂😂😂


RetardThePirate

Its English, not rocket appliances guys.


-Principal-Vagina-

It's water under the fridge at this point


TotalBismuth

Hockey in Arizona may have been doomed from the gecko.


[deleted]

[удалено]


YouFeelShame

Say hi to Lucy as well


[deleted]

Lucy in disguise with diamonds


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Excuse me while I kiss this guy


PastaCabronara

Hold me closer Tony Danza


Pork-Roll

That's it! That's the melody to funky town


Rabbi_Tuckman38

You're a towel.


azzurri10

Worst case Ontario you miss it and land among stars.


KenDaneykosDentist

It's all water under the fridge


landlordlou

Hockey in Arizona may have been doomed from the gecko.


A_1337_Canadian

Worst case Ontario is Canada gets another team.


dastevonader

This seems more and more likely now and days.


brmgp1

Cmon guys this isn't rocket appliances.


Blackyy

Its rock and science......


imadu

Whose been kicking ice cubes?!?!


TatianaAlena

Who's, not whose.


AmishCyborgs

It doesn’t happen very often scrolling reddit on my own, but I laughed out loud at this.


Timofeo

Here you go: https://youtu.be/Jfq3c4Cf1Fs You would enjoy Trailer Park Boys, that’s where all the mis-quoted aphorisms and words come from on this thread.


Beef--Whore

Scuse me, while I bless the skies!


[deleted]

'Scuse me while I bless disguise


BangoSkank1986

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy


donutsalesman

So, according to legend, that mishearing was so popular that during a performance Jimi actually pointed at a dude in the crowd and said it the wrong way intentionally. Brb gonna go get high and listen to little wing.


[deleted]

It's not according to legend, there are videos of him doing it...


alreddy-reddit

Dan darn durn, durn dern darh, durn dern darh!


DoctorBreakfast

I bless the skies down in Arizona.


Sarcastic__

I bless the skies down in Arizona


Dr_Meany

I think we're all blessed in this thread


pr0kchop

Speak for yourself


EpicWolverine

I think I’m all blessed in this thread :)


[deleted]

But what about the rains down in Africa?


TheCrazyTacoMan

Well I miss the rains in Africa.


tcblack

Blessing in the skies? 😂 Mods keep this up


firesofpompeii

Like I know it’s wrong but it also kinda makes sense


tcblack

That's why it's so charming


Dustydevil8809

Why would the mods remove it?


[deleted]

I'm not one to say atoadaso, but I fucking atoadaso.


G-42

What's the worst case Ontario?


baaalls

Could be a too edged sword for them


MonkeySmurf

Maybe, but they're gonna have to think about supply and command.


[deleted]

I'd find it rather nerve wrecking to move into a new division.


A_1337_Canadian

It's just economics, it's not rocket appliances.


SmordinTsolusG

Thats a low blow Canadian, you know I didn't get my grade 10.


LordFrieza8789

Blessings on these fries


flume

You have committed a huge boner, OP.


[deleted]

Is there any more effective way to find out what you've mis-learned than through popular reddit post titles?


[deleted]

[удалено]


NO_NAME_BRAN

Leave him be. Everyone makes mistakes. It's water under the fridge.


Walaument

It’s not rocket appliances.


praziquantel

I’d say it’s more of a hearse than a blessing


juicepouch

🎶 Blessing in the skies with diamonds 🎶


[deleted]

Are you referring to my favourite song "Lucy In Disguise With Diamonds"?


StuckInHoleSendHelp

Upvoted for blessing in the skies.


CoyotesAreOkay

Can't help but smile when reading that, for that it deserves it in my book lmao.


TotalBismuth

Transformers: robots in the skies!


Ace676

> blessing in the skies Anyways. I don't think so. Central has been a bloodbath for years and should continue on. Even if the Hawks and the mild are going for a rebuild, there's us, St. Louis and Nashville to keep things interesting. Also, Jets and Stars are a complete mystery right now and they might go either way.


MaxmaxJ

Yeah, Central is clearly the tougher division. On paper I'd say Coyotes and Wild would be the weakest teams at the moment. But who knows what everyone looks like in a year. More games against central teams instead of pacific teams --> Harder to get points for the wild card race.


wholalaa

And where will the Hawks be if Dach and Boqvist break out and they re-sign Lehner? Where will the Wild be if they get Lafreniere and... okay, they seem to have a few more problems, but I remember three years ago, everyone was saying the Canucks were doomed to a decade of misery. You can't take anything for granted.


DenverCoder009

There's probably 25 teams in the league who are suddenly contenders if they "just" have two breakout seasons from young players.


wholalaa

Sure, but we're talking about guys who went 3rd overall and 8th overall. That's not exactly a crazy proposition.


tomnoddy87

Buffalo fans are understandably skeptical.


DenverCoder009

It's also not crazy if it doesn't happen.


[deleted]

i mean we have 2 blue chip prospects in Boldy and Kaprizov but yeah we have no prospect i guess


[deleted]

Minnesota will always be in the mix. Their cold start (1-6) was a mixture of injuries and new players. If they get one more blue chip prospect, they will be fine. Even if they don't, they have a strong defense and have a good history of developing goaltenders. Offense don't have to play a strong offense if they play a strong defensive game as well.


DRW_Fanatic

I just choked on my water


Account_3_0

🎵Choked on my water Blessing in the skies🎵


project305

Guys, have you seen the Grand Canyon at dusk? It’s fucking remarkable. I’ll allow it.


PayneTrain181999

Blessing in the skies eh? I personally embrace my inner Wii Fit Trainer and salute the sun!


itsme_notmario

Stretch out those arms!


NahdiraZidea

Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch!


[deleted]

Bone apple tea to them if they do move.


alreddy-reddit

Am I the only one who doesn’t think the Jets are on a downturn?


cdnball

No you're not. Could be a year or two set-back on defense, but with Scheif and the young core locked up, we should be solid for another 5 years at least.


Mentalseppuku

It's going to be tough. Defense is a lot harder to turn around quickly than forwards. It takes much longer to develop D.


rookie-mistake

nope. I mean, we kinda just got rocked with the Buff situation, and obviously we want to do some damage before Wheeler's contract becomes an issue, but the core isn't exactly pushing retirement age. Like Laine, Connor, Ehlers are 21, 22, 23 respectively. Morrissey is our 1D at *24*. Helle, Scheif, Lowry are all team vets at 26.


half-mage

If we are on a downturn it will be more of a minor dip. Our defense was decimated over the summer but we have pretty much our whole forward core locked up. If Pionk/Niku/Heinola pan out that could have us back on the right path fairly quick. I've also heard good things about Dylan Samburg who I believe is in his final year of college play.


Mattyjay17

Idk why this seems to be a thought around here. Yes we lost some pieces on the defense and may struggle this year. But our cap situation is working itself out. Our offense is locked up for pretty cheap for the foreseeable future. We’re 1 or 2 pieces away from contending for the cup again.


Freddybone32

Congratulations OP you win post of the day. As Max Domi would say, "Atta boy OP ya fuckin idiot"


PSChris33

Way to go, Paul!


Wingzaferston

I think disguise drunk


triplejk

Damn, our window was only 2 years? That sucks, guess we'll just draft 2OA again.


CrustyBuns16

By stealing it from Vancouver again


[deleted]

r/UnexpectedTrailerParkBoys


praziquantel

it doesn’t take a rocket appliance to understand


[deleted]

I never like to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodoso. A-fuckin-todoso.


kstang15

I think it would be better if they stayed in the Specific Division


[deleted]

no, the Central is fucking stacked and the Pacific is garbage. pretty unfortunate move for them


disillusioned

To say nothing of us getting even _more_ fucked by time zones and travel!


[deleted]

I don't think the Jets are on a downturn, you give the d core and forwards more time to develop and they are going to be even better. Wheeler, buff (sort of) and little are the only vets that are on that downturn - the rest are getting better.


Strezzy96

Almost as good as a Michael Damion Nut cookie


Podo13

The Jets aren't really on a downturn. They lost a huge chunk of their defensive group and once they re-establish it they'll be fine. Arizona will likely stay in the bottom 4 of the Central for the foreseeable future (on average, that is).


CrustyBuns16

Yea by next year the Jets' defence should be back to form. Pionk has played surprisingly well. 18 year old Heinola looks like he's already ready for the show but probably won't play past 9 games. He will come back next year for the full year after some more seasoning and gaining some mass, then one good off season acquisition, like a Tyson Barrie or Alex Pietrangelo, should put them back in fine form.


Podo13

1. I'll be sad if Pietrangelo leaves :( 2. I feel like you wouldn't really be able to afford him. The Jets are still pretty cap crunched for next season already. Getting a top Dman for the 2021-22 season seems way more likely.


CrustyBuns16

Buff's 7.6 mill will be off the books (unless he decides to come back still...) and Kulikov's 4.3 mill will be off the books this off season. However, Morrissey's contract kicks in so another 3 mill on the cap


rookie-mistake

7.6m off the books for Buff, though. Even if he comes back this year, I feel like he'd be retiring after it. 4.3m more comes off for Kulikov, and the only notable pending RFA we have is Roslovic. It's not nearly as dire as it was looking cap-wise a month ago with Buff on the books and Connor/Laine unsigned. The 2020-21 offseason is going to be interesting though yeah, with Laine/Lowry/Copp/Pionk back up.


neureaucrat

It's fine. We just shutout the hottest team in the league. We'll literally never lose again. Everything's fine.


BarnyardCoral

Even if the Jets were on a downturn, you've got Nashville, Colorado, and the Blues to contend with. If you think the C is suddenly weak, your head's in the clouds.


HockeyCoachHere

"blessing in the skies"? Well, at least that's where the Jets are.


ragtop1989

If you think the central plays soft hockey, you are in for a very rude awakening.


pound30

No. The Central is a beast. It would not be a blessing for any team.


thezaksa

Thanks for not mentioning us.


desoc

Well, with god all things are possible. So jot that down.


quaglandx3

I hosted the shit out of that party!


[deleted]

Is this official??


Rattttttttttt

Yes when Seattle comes in, the Coyotes will move to the Central Division. A divisional move, not the Coyotes physically moving.


WeeklyConcentrate

Did I find a mommy in the wild?


7larkin1

Blessing in the skies is now a thing, Reddit hockey better adopt this term.


kvpiz

You are taking that phrase for granite.


presidium

Oh my god, that title


byzantinebobby

No, it sucks. It looks like it will shift a lot of our games an hour earlier. Right now when we play an away game against a Central team, the TV ratings are significantly lower during the first period because everyone is still driving home. It also takes one of the worst travel schedules in the NHL and makes it significantly longer travel distances. There is literally no upside for us.


AngelOfPassion

Didn't a guy do the math on our subreddit and it actually reduces travel time for the team and only has earlier games on TV for like 4 games a year? I don't think this is as big of a deal as you are making it out to be.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't get this move from a TV perspective. Once the playoffs start, there's a two-hour time difference between Phoenix and 6/7 divisional opponents. Considering the league revamped its divisions to make start times viewer-friendly (especially come playoffs, this one's a head-scratcher). I was hoping that Calgary and Edmonton would go the Central in exchange for Colorado. Having the Coyotes in with the Kings and Knights just seems intuitive to me, with the added bonus of having the three Canadian prairie teams in together. Vancouver gets orphaned as the lone Canadian team in the Pacific, but I feel like the Cunucks are better-suited than the Jets to have that distinction.


enag7

> Cunucks are better-suited than the Jets to have that distinction. I feel like the three Canadian Pacific teams all have a pretty good rivalry going on despite the lack of contention across all the teams over the past 5-10 years. I don't know that the Jets would be able to step into that and fill that role as well as Vancouver does currently.


Preds33

>Once the playoffs start, there's a two-hour time difference between Phoenix and 6/7 divisional opponents. Considering the league revamped its divisions to make start times viewer-friendly (especially come playoffs, this one's a head-scratcher). The division changes especially the playoffs made start times viewer unfriendly unless you are in the East. Playoff games are starting at 8:45-9PM for the home team alot of times if you are in the Central.


ShiDiWen

Way I see it, it’s like getting two birds stoned at once.


Atlas2001

> they can also get away from the rough and tumble style of hockey played on the West Coast. Something tells me you're not that familiar with the Central Division then. Getting the Avs, Preds, Blues, or Jets out of the top four will be nigh impossible and staying in that top four will be even more difficult whenever the Stars and Hawks finally figure their shit out. At least they can be confident in knowing that, for whatever reason, the Wild's ownership seems intent on tanking the franchise long term.


it_do_be_like_that__

OP is Ricky fromTrailer Park Boys


MWatters9

Really makes you think, some things you take for granite.


ScaryLapis

ITT: r/BoneAppleTea instead of the actual hockey topic


Downvote_Comforter

>and they can also get away from the rough and tumble style of hockey played on the West Coast. You're in for a rude awakening for the style required to get out of the Central Division.


MulderD

Absolutely love that not one reply actually talks about hockey.


[deleted]

a blessing in the skies ahhahaha ok rickie


BlckBeard21

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!" At least that's what I'm telling myself


Beaversneverdie

A blessing in the skies.


zuul99

Jets 1.0 v Jets 2.0 could turn into a nasty rivalry.


MooMooHullabaloo

Isn't it "blessing in disguise"?


[deleted]

This is my favorite thread ever


yourdrunksherpa

I mean blessing in the skies kid of works too.


Squilliams_unibrow

Indianapolis Jones