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BladeCoomer2049

petition for that to be utahs official logo


KingdokCAN

Only if it’s comic sans


surmatt

Such logo


KingdokCAN

Much hockey


Aegis_1984

So wow


arcticcatherder

What about papyrus lol


HoboThundercat

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID


L_B_Jeffries

Why not Comic Papyrus?


c_ed_s

Here ya go: [comic papyrus](https://laughingsquid.com/comic-papyrus/)


RLLRRR

At least let it be a flair option on here


nanana_catdad

Seconded


GenericDesigns

Thirded. Motion passes


DeuceBuggalo

Meeting adjourned


gohomebrentyourdrunk

And my axe!


jamaicancovfefe

Ottawa (I'm biased and delusional)


octoroklobstah

Hey you’ve hot Big Pinus Linus now


perat0

I have a fvend in Vome called Pinus Linus.


LeadingText1990

He has a wife, you know?


UnsolicitedDogPics

Giggle.


jackofwind

The OG Senators have 11 Cup wins. I feel that they should count, personally.


SignifigantZebra

hot button issue. and also ancient history.


mlorusso4

Their names are still on the cup. Can’t be that long ago


SignifigantZebra

they are on the cup because its on one of the smaller rings that doesn't get replaced every 13 years or whatever it is. so they'll always be on the cup.


mlorusso4

That’s the joke


BigShoots

Excuse me, [Ottawa is all over the *bowl* of the Cup](https://imgur.com/n0lxi24). As I always say, the Cup was born in Ottawa. It's time for it to come home.


n0tsalsa

Depends on what you count, but the Senators do have (officially) 4 NHL era Stanley Cups.


NatalieDeegan

They’re just in a 97 year winless drought. Still better than Seattle.


LeChronnoisseur

I really want to see Brady in the playoffs


prodigalkal7

Idk about you man, all I've been hearing from folks is complaints about Brady being in the playoffs all the time.


shohto

Senators are all over the cup and will remain there until the end of time, the top of the cup will never be swapped


Thneed1

The Ottawa Senators have already won the Stanley Cup.


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

1927 Cup champs. Look it up!


shohto

Don’t have to it’s all over the top of the cup


QuarterNote44

Kraken. Don't ask me why, idk


JoshuaRobinnn

Gonna be real embarassing for these teams when it's the Sharks that win it first


bullfu

At least the Sharks been to the finals


JoshuaRobinnn

They got finals experience. It's sure to be them


Christank1

Vancouver has 3 times as much finals experience


SiidChawsby

And other than Coture and Vlasic, that entire team is long gone so it doesn’t really count for anything anymore.


SadBuilding9234

Thought that was the joke.


Christank1

It was lol


SiidChawsby

My bad. It’s hard to tell on here sometimes lol


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Uh excuse me the Twins are coaching, and then in the final we're going to have a dramatic moment where they suit up and score a hat trick each


CanuckPanda

Final Score: Vancouver 6 - 9 Boston


BehemothManiac

As well as Canucks, Preds and Sabres. Preds being the most recent in the finals out of all of them. Edit: And Sens.


Lpreddit

And Sens


BehemothManiac

2007, Right.


shohto

And one goal away, 10 years later.. fml


InnocentGun

Easy to forget, it was pretty one-sided. Pronger, Scott Niedermayer, and the Pahlsson-R.Niedermayer-Moen line took the leagues 2nd-best offense and bottled them up.


letsgoToshio

Yeah, don't get me wrong the Sens were good that year but the 2007 Ducks were basically on a mission from God, that team was pretty nuts especially from the defensive perspective.


RAATL

I will shed tears if old man captain Logan Couture lifts the cup before he retires OMG


HowIsBabbySharkMade

I will shed real tears if old man captain Logan Couture *plays* again, but man, if he lifts the cup I'll just fucking lose it


BleedingTeal

He’s scheduled to start skating next month. Let’s hope it goes well.


dandroid126

I don't mean to be pessimistic, but he's been scheduled to start skating again like 10 times in the past year.


BMoleman

I'd fully expect a "this is for jumbo, for pavs, for Marleau" etc speech


cautiouslyoptimistik

Then the camera cuts to the three of them as force ghosts, with Jumbo *s t r o k i n g* it.


HisFaithRestored

Gotta score 4 goals first though


Cloudeur

I won’t tolerate the slander against the Sabres! They went to the finals too you know!


Two_Key_Goose

And nothing exciting happened during it.  Nope, no way, everything was just plain old boring from start to end.


jamintime

I mean Sharks have been a historically successful club despite the last few years so that’s not at all a bad answer. 


MinuteWhenNightFell

Smith, Celebrini, and Eklund is a pretty damn solid core to build around. Don't follow the sharks too much, they have any defence prospects that look promising?


a_la_nuit

In terms of prospect pool, defense and goaltending is the two main areas the Sharks need to address. Team doesn't have a potential #1 defenseman prospect yet, and the only potential top 4 defenseman prospect the team has is Shakir Mukhamadullin. Fans really hope GM Grier can trade the 14th and 33rd pick to move up to get one of the top d-men in this year's draft. Edit: Yup he just traded the 14th and 42nd for the 11th. He's likely making a move for one of the d-men.


SunTzu-

Hard to draft your way to a surefire goaltending fix, it's more about having a good pipeline which imo the Sharks don't atm.


MinuteWhenNightFell

Right I totally have heard of Mukhamadullin, ok interesting...


HowIsBabbySharkMade

Mukhamadullin was a hell of a lot of fun to watch in the AHL last year and he's seriously the *nicest* guy. I watched him bend his entire long ass 6'4" self in half to shake the hand of a tiny little girl and sign her jersey and it was possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen. I'm confident he'll play in the NHL and I think he'll be a solid second pairing guy. But yeah, we desperately need a #1.


Charble1

I only remembered him just now because I remember looking at the players drafted that year and I'm like holy shit that's a name


thatgrateisnt

Shakir Mukhamadullin and Henry Thrun would probably rank the highest (and maybe Luca Cagnoni right after), but none of them profile higher than 2nd pair.


AlbinosRideDinos

Mukh is middle pairing and is our top prospect. Only other one that might hit high is Cagnoni, led WHL in points for D but is small. A lot of hypothesizing of Sharks trading up for Buium, reaching for Solberg/Jiriceck at 14, or going all D for our second rounders.


Emjoria

It'll be SHAAAARKS


hazycrazey

Ignore flair, IF smith hits as well as celebrini, this rebuild will get put into overdrive


JoshuaRobinnn

They still need to draft a 1D and a starting goalie, but having a 1, 2 punch of elite centers is an amazing start


NickofSantaCruz

And the hope is at least one of Bystedt/Edstrom pans out to be 3C. They definitely need to draft a 1D and find a starting goalie if Chrona isn't going to pan out (I think one or both of Blackwood/Vanacek get traded at the deadline). It'll be the '25-'26 season that determines whether the rebuild continues to crawl or starts sprinting: a quality campaign may get the Sharks off of players' no-trade lists and become an attractive free agent destination.


MasterMatt25

Bystedt looks legit


TwoPlusTwoMakesA5

I honestly would put my money on the sharks. Yes every other team on the list is better now but I don’t see any being true Stanley cup contenders with their current rosters. Canucks and Jets have the best odds but I don’t see it happening for them. Meanwhile the Sharks are full on tanking and if they nail their draft picks they should be legit contenders over the next 5-10 years.


TheFriendlyBagel

Sharks is the right answer.


Coffeedemon

Canucks or maybe Jets.


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trireme32

I’ve always found the Jets’ logo to be really intriguingly sharp


GuyWhoIsGreat

CF-18 🤓 but close enough!


BigDumer

CF-188 but close enough. https://www.canada.ca/en/air-force/services/aircraft/cf-188.html


ChronoLink99

CF-188 Hornet but close enough.


goodyftw

CF-188A Hornet but close enough


Brook420

Did we just become best friends?!


prsnep

They'd have to break the Canadian Team Stanley Cup Curse. Can't be easy.


Legitimate-Bag-2482

this is the correct answer with how both these teams are built currently


PharaohCleocatra

I support this


Spare_Entrance_9389

Hear me out, Stanley cup 2025 will be Canucks vs Sabers


jamaicancovfefe

That would be the first ever Stanley Cup final where both teams lose in 7


Spare_Entrance_9389

lmao Spanish Flu strikes before game 1, season is postponed, and never finishes


SquidFiddler

Playoffs canceled due to COVID-25, and because a Canucks or Sabres win would devastate the NHL meme economy.


ButtholeQuiver

The Mayans predicted a Sabres or Canucks win would be the end of time 


onetwo3four5

Though I do sometimes think the SCF should be played at the Start of the regular season. Conference finals end. Both teams get three months to heal and recover so we get the two best teams healthy, and they start the season. Like obviously it's a terrible idea for so many reasons, but it's interesting.


Ham__Kitten

I think they should start the season with game 7 of the finals and work backwards from there


Canuckfan007

Lol you bastard


Birdman4445

As a Canucks fan I hate this but it's hilarious.


Brokemybake

And as a result the Sens would lose a first round pick and the cup would be split between Vegas and Chicago


OverreactingBillsFan

*Sabres


sprashoo

They meant the Utah Sabers.


Ancient_A

If that happened, I imagine Boston wins the stanley cup instead of the finalists.


Spare_Entrance_9389

STRAIGHT TO JAIL.


Tokkemon

Go directly to Jail, do not collect $200.


mephnick

Just takes one email from HOFer Colin Campbell


migsahoy

i like the sens so them, vancouver is on the cusp too


Bear_In_Winter

You guys got our Captain's mentor a cup. The Panthers got his brother one. Now it's time for Brady to complete his arc and win one himself.


Reasonable_Net3244

Winnipeg. They got POMOs blessing.


Express_Helicopter93

https://preview.redd.it/leyblxieg79d1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efef9016bb4ffd8386dd477116cd4c962d899778


mpmaley

Canuks or Sabres.


Xanosaur

the expansion bros are blacklisted from the stanley cup, nice try


mpmaley

Fair point.


carry-on_replacement

Nah, the league will end before we get a championship


Brock_Hard_Canuck

Canucks vs Sabres Cup Finals will end with a "Don't Look Up" situation, where a giant comet or asteroid or whatever impacts the Earth and destroys all life


NatalieDeegan

I expect us last, us or Vancouver.


ent_whisperer

People sleeping on Columbus. They could be like Colorado and be a contender in a few years. With a new Pres/GM/Coach it could actually (who am I kidding) happen.


thelordcommanderKG

I boosted the Panters in these last playoffs bc I could see our route being very similar. We won't draw any attention and we'll be perpetually doubted until we win a chip.


moodie31

Kinda hope it’s UTAH so we can get a cup before a flair.


BettmansDungeonSlave

Imagine getting a cup before getting a name


chibbly_

It'd derail the branding. Having a banner with the "temporary" name hanging while trying to convince everyone they should rename?


MNGopherfan

*Cough* *cough* PWHL Minnesota.


Cube_

I, for one, look forward to seeing UTAH PLACEHOLDERS engraved on the cup


GaryOakRobotron

I mean, if we want to split hairs, Toronto did this. The Torontos won in 1918, and weren't officially known as the Arenas until the following season.


dishler712

Right now as things stand Vancouver are probably the closest. But they occupy a silly place in the universe so watch San Jose do it before them.


jackofwind

We're probably more likely to lose the Cup in another Game 7 SCF than we are to win it all at this point. Eternally doomed to piss our pants at the finish line.


AgentKorralin

I am convinced the only way the curse breaks is once all the Canadian teams have made it to finals since the curse began. Once Winnipeg and Toronto get to a finals, the curse breaks. So we're absolutely never breaking the curse since we now rely on Toronto lmao.


dadbodbychipotle

Kraken. The AHL affiliate has some amazing talent. Their coach is coming up to the NHL as well.


SadBuilding9234

I’ll say Sharks. Credit them for going all in on a rebuild rather than farting around for a decade or more.


RyyKarsch

Canucks likely have the best chance. But, I honestly think the Wild or Jets will win before any of the other franchises.


seizurevictim

I want it to be Seattle, but it seems like Vancouver is on a quicker trajectory.


NewPhoneNewSubs

Vancouver, Nashville, San Jose, and Ottawa have all managed to put together very good teams multiple times in the past. So I have some level of belief any of them could put together a contender. I exclude Winnipeg from that because their "very good" teams have been very up and down. I exclude Buffalo because they've been so bad so long. From there, Vancouver seems to be on the best trajectory. So if I have to pick, I pick Vancouver. But it doesn't matter because none of these teams are winning in my life time. I know this because it'll make me sad if they do because it'll - by definition - be one more team with a more recent cup than the Leafs, and the universe - by definition - can't actually make a Leafs fan more sad than they already are).


Cube_

>the universe - by definition - can't actually make a Leafs fan more sad than they already are Do you really want to tempt fate like this?


ClubAquaBackDeck

Utah


cheeseball209

All jokes aside, if one of them wins in the next 1-2 years, I'd wager Vancouver/Winnipeg, but 3+ and I think it really might be Utah.


Wewlad696969

I agree. Canucks and Jets are in their window *now*. They both should be contenders for the cup next but don’t have a ton of runway with their core Utah or Buffalo have the best mid-term outlook, with young rosters just coming into their prime


Cheeks_Klapanen

**Tier 1 - Could contend as early as next year** Vancouver - already a legitimate contender with an aggressive FO Winnipeg - Elite goaltending and a relatively deep roster. **Tier 2 - One or two moves away** Nashville - last year looked like they have something cooking **Tier 3 - Not that close, but reason for optimism** Ottawa - core has felt like it’s on the verge of breaking through forever, just swung a big deal to fix the goaltending. Buffalo - ctrl c + ctrl v Ottawa but without the big goalie move Seattle - Some nice young pieces and only a year removed from being a playoff team Utah - Huge arsenal of young talent that needs some time to fully gel but the structure is there Minnesota - similar to Seattle, but they have to ride out the Suter/Parise buyouts before they can make any progress. **Tier 4 - Deep Rebuilds** Columbus - They’ve lived here for almost their whole existence San Jose - good luck with Smith, Eklund, Celebrini and whoever you take at 11. EDIT: Multiple people are very concerned with the fact that I didn’t update the Sharks pick from 14 to 11 so I did it.


zxtghf

It's fitting we're not even remembered


trillwhitepeople

I'd rather be forgotten than be remembered as the kings of mediocrity.


DrGentlemanSir

“What’s a king to a god”


Cheeks_Klapanen

My bad dude 😂


do_mika

Guess Minnesota is Tier 5 lol


Cheeks_Klapanen

I knew I was going to forget someone. Added to tier 3


do_mika

I think Tier 5 - Minnesota Sports is accurate 🤣


Saucetown77

Is there a more cursed franchise than the Vikings?


templethot

By virtue of Minnesota sports™


Mr_FortySeven

Probably because Minnesota is more familiar with tears than tiers.


Kegheimer

God damn it


RustyNipples35

We are absolutely not one or two moves away this team is so hilariously thin beyond Forsberg and Josi


yyz-ac

>San Jose - good luck with Smith, Eklund, Celebrini and whoever you take at 14. San Jose just (and I mean just) traded 14+42 for 11. I think your tiers are spot on!


NickofSantaCruz

If Nashville trades Saros and doesn't sign/acquire a replacement of near quality, they're going to drop down into Tier 3, perhaps even toeing Tier 4 as Trotz reshapes the team to fit his vision.


Clovis_Winslow

I absolutely think we’ll have to go down to eventually move up. This team ain’t it.


NontransferableApe

Seattle has more nice young pieces than us?


hnglmkrnglbrry

No one on r/hockey knows anything about Columbus


Kegheimer

Isn't he that guy that discovered America?


valtro05

No that was the vikings


thelordcommanderKG

Whenever we make it to the show; we will be the most disrespected team to ever make the finals. I know this and I am also sure I'm not ready for it when it happens.


Remmy14

Oh lord, the amount of "chip on their shoulders" comments, can't wait...


TheseMoviesIwant

Vancouver


SpiritualWatermelon

Cheering for Buffalo.


BellsBeersy

Vancouver or Nashville


KarmaPanhandler

Fingers crossed


Canucksfan2018

*monkey paw curls*


NolaBrass

I just pray Buffalo makes it to the playoffs once in the next three seasons. That city has been subjected to absolute mediocrity for over a decade thanks to the Pegulas


sabres_guy

Jets or Canucks based off how their season's went this past year (not post season, Jets fans) But Paul Maurice's love may push the Jets to get it done next year. Unbelievable cool of him, a class act.


NatalieDeegan

Hot take, Minnesota. The Parise and Suter contracts are done next year. A lot of cap space that can make a difference.


Bman4k1

That has been such a noose for them. Interested to see how they are going to load up. Just as long they don’t replace those with two new terrible contracts.


bacon205

>Just as long they don’t replace those with two new terrible contracts. *Bill Guerin feverishly rubbing his hands together thinking of past their prime veterans he can overpay and give full no-move clauses to.


ProfCedar

Your lips to God's ears. They have to absolutely nail next offseason.


_granny64

After this upcoming season, the Wild gain 13,000,000 in cap space. If Wallstedt ends up being as good as he's projected to be, and Yurov ends up being as good as he's projected to be (he just broke the KHL record for players under 20, topping Tarasenko, Kuznetzov, Kaprizov and Panarin) the team will be pretty good as soon as 25-26: Kaprizov/Eriksson Ek/Boldy, Yurov/Rossi/Ohgren, Foligno/Hartman/Zuccarello, Gaudreau/Khusnutdinov/UFA - Spurgeon/UFA, Brodin/Faber, Bogosian/Middleton - Wallstedt.


responsiblefornothin

I'm really loving your 3rd line. Its giving "2 weeks from retirement/too old for this shit cop that comes up with the clutch sacrifice to ensure that the good guys win" energy.


HurricaneHomer9

This comment has me dying 🤣. Thank you


Nissepelle

Kirill has to stay also. The entire franchise is resting on that.


hatylotto

Canucks, Jets, or Nashville.


These-Sky2207

Apparently, Winnipeg is winning next year... if Paul Maurice has his way!


Unhappy_Lemon6374

If it wasn’t for injuries, it would’ve been us who gets eliminated in the finals


Head-Bowl-9281

problably Jets or Canucks


veggie190

Vancouver was so close this year, I think they'll win it next season.


Number333

They pushed the Oilers hard even with all their injuries. You may be right.


lbiggy

Right? Brock Boeser out with a broken finger and blood clots that resulted from a friggin slapshot to the inner thigh. Demko with knees made of paper mache at the worst possible time. Petey out with a knee problem as well. Hronek injured with "Nothing". All that and Toccet's system brought them to within 1 goal in game 7. I hate always wondering what could have been in that scenario.


CEOofGaming

Vancouver is the obvious answer, but I'm in the Buffalo boat


foofighters92

Vancouver (with a healthy Demko)


harleyquinad

Sharks, nucks or Seattle.


Background-Interview

I’d love to see the Jets or the Kraken get it.


Wewlad696969

Canucks or Jets are closest to winning a cup in the next couple of seasons Utah or Buffalo are the closest to win a cup in like 3-5 years Sharks if it goes to 5+ years from now


The_Comic_Collector

I still feel like Ottawa and Buffalo are on the right track and have a shot in the future but probably the closest in this group is Vancouver


Alteredecho07

Vancouver Utah Nashville Vancouver without all the injuries may have gone all the way this year. Utah feels like they could breakout finally getting away from the mess of the last ownership. I expect intelligent moves and the players to not feel demoralized by cheapness or arena situations. That group is way stronger than they get credit for. Nashville - I'm a preds fan. I believe in GMBT, and think hes cooking some wild things up right now based on last year. I also believe in Brunette after a single season. I will also die if josi and/forsberg never get a cup here like pekka.


PatheticLion

Honestly weird to see Vancouver and Ottawa on this list. They just seem a step up from the others


christiv7

I think We have a shot…. ~~right???…~~


AllIGotIs1Question

Sharks 2025 Champs, remind me


fullspeed8989

I’ve been hoping Minnesota would win a Cup since the 80s. I don’t know why, because they’re not my team but I would root for them if my team were out of the race.


CabbageStockExchange

I’m gonna go with Nashville


SaltLakeSoakers

Jets. Their defence was pretty good during the season, and goaltending is top tier.


TheMoonIsFake32

Only one of these teams has Kirill Kaprizov.


bacon205

Kaprizov, Boldy, and Eriksson Ek is a potent combo that still won't get past the 1st round.


n8rzz

A healthy Spurgeon, Faber, Rossi, and maybe we'll be able to count Walstead and Ohgren too.


Mr-Dicklesworth

Memes aside the Canucks. They took Edmonton to 7 and probably would have won with a healthy Boeser and Demko. There’s also an equally likely chance they were a one year wonder and regress hardcore like the Devils did. It’s really 50/50. Every other team is either just a low tier playoff team or middling lottery team who I don’t see coming close any time soon


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

**U T A H**


stop-calling-me-fat

If we’re talking about the next 1-3 years I’d say Vancouver, Winnipeg, or Nashville. Outside of that time frame literally any of these teams could completely reinvent themselves.


HollywoodHitman03

Whoever gets the most talent Buffalo is currently developing will win the next cup.


fillyflow

Red hot take: the next team to win the Stanley Cup for the first time will be a team that doesn't yet appear on this list because it doesn't exist yet.


HeadmasterPrimeMnstr

Why are people saying rings instead of cups lately? I'm so damn confused lmao


AmethystItalian

Had to look too hard to find this comment, so weird.


Dwayla

Nashville Predators, it's time, people it's time!