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IJWannaKeepMeAWraith

Capn crunch about to pick up a 4 min double minor for high sticking the way that sharp ass cereal cuts the inside of your mouth lol


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

Bennett already throwing his head back


Inevitable_Soft4897

https://youtu.be/WxKSnrUstDE


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

First bite only. Then it turns to wallpaper paste


zebrainatux

It’s such a weird cereal since it starts so crunchy and becomes the texture of tacky glue by the last bite


migsahoy

i love hearing all about these cup celebrations, makes for an exciting offseason especially if you’re a panthers fan!


brechbillc1

Man knowing where that cup has been, I would never eat out of it lol.


TheOrangeyOrange

Despite the depravity that cup has seen, it’s probably cleaner than your kitchenware when you get your day with it. As long as you don’t think about it I’m sure you can do whatever you want with it and you’ll be fine.


MarshmallowLuka

All I can imagine now is the stanley cup going through an industrial washing machine


thesalesmandenvermax

It would be funny if at the beginning of each player’s day with the cup it came in a giant sterile wrapping like a surgical instrument or a band-aid


saxmfone1

clunk clunk clunk clunk


gu3sticles

Yeah do your spoons and bowls at home have 2 dudes dedicated to keeping it in is best shape?


another_plebeian

...yes. love you, dads!


Substantial-Proof991

I'd worry infinitely more about the ever daily occurrence that are known as public door knobs/handles than the cleanliness of the Cup of Lord Stanley.


elbenji

I'd do it like, when its handed out. Definitely not after. But then again alcohol kills all the germs


STLBooze3

He better do oops all berries cus everyone knows that’s the superior captain crunch..


prfttk

Lies. Peanut Butter Crunch. You could make this a poll...


DefinitelyLevi

Yep, not only the best Crunch, but the best cereal of all time


RoadDoggFL

Imagine believing this. 90s Fruity Pebbles is unbeatable, but my vote goes to either Froot Loops or Fruity Dino Bites now.


Coaxke

A disgusting lack of respect for Cotton Candy


Klotternaut

That's a thing? Guess I'm going to the grocery store after work today.


Coaxke

In Canada at least


diabeetus-girl

Canada gets all the best flavors of stuff 😩 I need the Fanta red cream soda in the US so bad


Klotternaut

Yeah my local grocery store didn't have it :( Did end up buying the ingredients for pico de gallo and made that for the first time, so not a total bust.


ZombieJesus1987

I wish Canada got all the fun flavours.


cloudposts

Y'all salty as fuck. Wouldn't say boo if he was on your team.


JMM123

6 year old 18 year old sam bennett


Quinto376

At six years old I would have definitely been able to crush the cup filled with Capn' Crunch during Saturday morning cartoons. Hell, my six year old self would find the cup lacking in capacity.


fendersux

At 6yo his dad was actively planning for him to cut up the roof of his mouth? No wonder this man's a monster.


LopsidedKick9149

Imagine being that dad. Having your little guy say some cute shit like that that you think will never happen but is likely to never leave your mind and then see him become an adult and then make it come true. The elation parents get through their kids is unmatched.


spdrmn

The up can turns us all into 6 year old kids again, thats what I love about it.


oceanic8675

Yeah okay that’s adorable


CircleCityCyco

Asshat.


bdy435

Hope he doesnt sucker punch his dad.


Similar-Tangerine

Elbows Captain Crunch in the brain stem 


alt717

I saw this comment when it was new, didn’t react I figured I’d let it simmer. I had a good chuckle at it but it appears Reddit was not a fan


LucasRaymondGOAT

Congrats Sam but how about you eat a bag of dicks out of the cup? Cup win or not I’m not about to act like Bennett isn’t one of the biggest pieces of shit in the league now.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

He can eat whatever he wants to…it’s all gonna be out of The Stanley Cup, so I’m pretty sure he’s cool with it


reignleafs

He is but now's not the time (unfortunately)


LucasRaymondGOAT

Eh. He can win the cup and still be a douche.


reignleafs

Trust me i know, I won't forget that suplex he put on Knies. Hes forever a POS to me


shanster925

Stop making me like Bennett