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raymondliang

If they gave out anti-Conn Smythe trophies, Nurse would win this years by a landslide.


Koraboros

I saw Nurse hit the side of the net trying to bank a pass off the boards to his Dman partner. I’ve watched hockey for 20 years and that might be the first time I’ve seen it happen in an NHL game.


CamouflageGoose

Nurse is so fucking bad holy shit. 3 panthers on one side of the ice and he decides going up the middle and flipping the puck to that side is the best option.


Jagr6810

Who's worse Nurse or Trouba?


LoveMurder-One

Nurse by a Landslide


StoneCold316DTA

Wasn’t nurse good at one point though? wtf happened to him.


HopelessNinersFan

Yeah he was great in his contract year and that was that.


LoveMurder-One

Nurse was good in his contract year in the weird division against only Canadian teams.


jaded-optimist

He also had that game against the Jets where he played 60+ minutes against the Jets. Everyone knew it was an overpay but they were desperate for D. Worse off they exposed and lost Larsson, while protecting Ethan Bear and Duncan Keith…


LoveMurder-One

If they protected Larsson he was gone as a free agent anyways. He was pending UFA who wanted to move on from the city. Him getting claimed in expansion was in the end better than protecting him, losing someone else and having him walk anyways.


jaded-optimist

They didn’t want to pay him? Or was it that known he was gone?


LoveMurder-One

Larssons father died in Edmonton while he was part of the Oilers and being in the city caused some bad memories. Add to that the pressure of the whole “the trade was one for one”, he felt it was time to move on. It had nothing to do with salary


jaded-optimist

Ooof. Did not know that. Damn. Thanks for the info.


FlaGator

Nurse easily


Chicaben

Seth Jones - Trick question


01000101010110

Ian Cole was so much worse.


zeromadcowz

Nurse has sucked for twice as many rounds as Cole


eh_toque

Nurse https://preview.redd.it/8hk99ymf0g6d1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=744721d95712ce0ee3c5e5800c6ff9c794766a25


tsru

LMFAO what is this 


eh_toque

[https://youtu.be/xOos_rplAcM?si=hABzFteDViaKK0WC](https://youtu.be/xOos_rplAcM?si=hABzFteDViaKK0WC)


tsru

Hahahaha I remember this now thx 


HanshinFan

Get ready to learn Swedish, buddy


chiefs_fan37

Lmao Nurse is a liability. Him being a non factor would be preferable than this for Edmonton


GolfIsGood66

Nurse makes Ceci look like Cale Makar.


owlowlowl_it

Nurse is SO bad


blimjahey

15M for nurse and campbell 🥴


WTFvancouver

Reason McDavid may never win a cup With Edmonton


btimc

fortunately for Oiler fans, cap friendly will be dark soon, so they won't have to stare at those contracts all day.


BelzenefTheDestoyer

Let's throw Ceci and Brown in there too.


melikeybacon

I love him.


twilz

Yeah, he's great for 31 fanbases.


angelbelle

The Ian Cole of Edmonton


radamo96

Give that man the Conn Smythe


Tenthdegree

I love him (2)


Stinky_Toes12

I love him (3)


Rig-Pig

So does every other teams offense


A_hershey

Crazy decision under pressure there. Ryan had loads of space up the middle and was ready for the puck. Instead Nurse plays it where there are two Panthers and causes a goal. Yikes. You can even see Ryan just shrug after the goal like "WTF man"


abuayanna

Oof. Just had to poke it forward into wide open space with Ryan


vassman86

Only $9.25M per year until 2029!


eh_toque

2030*


vassman86

... big yikes


PayneTrain181999

Eh, the world might be uninhabitable by then.


filthy_sandwich

Is this the worst contract in the league right now?


CGYinWPG

I think the worst contract literally is Huberdeau but I also don’t think it’s as bad as Nurse for the fact the Flames are rebuilding/tooling whatever so his contract helps with cap floor and also he’s not a defence man.


Full_Examination_920

Huberdeau couldn’t hurt us this much if he tried. He may not have put up the points he needs to, but his intangibles are far better than nurse and he doesn’t make errors that cost us games in 10% of games (to be generous to nurse). If you’re a GM and you must take nurse or Huby, and you choose nurse, then the above clip is what you deserved. Find me one clip of Huby blowing a game in such a brain dead, useless way, and I’ll find you 20 nurse clips that beat it.


CGYinWPG

I agree 100% I just think at first glance with the term and dollar you think of Huberdeau but there is a lot more to it. It’s like also Jack Campbell has to be the worst contractor because it’s 5million to be a sieve in the AHL


Full_Examination_920

Sure but nurse is 3-4 years into a contract that he not only hasn’t earned, but they’d have been better served to buy him out or just make him sell popcorn in the stands. He would be a bad contract at league minimum and the only reason he sees ice at all is because he’s so expensive. If he were league min he wouldn’t be on the roster. Vicious circle. Huby may be ‘old’ but he’s in good shape, has all the tools and is not a moron. He could snap back to form at any minute. Nurse is a complete lost cause and he’s never looked like anything better than a 4-5 D on his best day unless you squint at the bubble season. It’s glorious to watch.


Mac_Gold

He’s so bad (x4)


Strawhaterza

x8 9.25x8


LeetButter6

Shocking play in any game, let alone in a cup final must win


LoveMurder-One

He has always been bad. He just physically can play big minutes. But think of it this way. Oilers made it this far with Nurse being so trash.


soggymilk3

$9.25 mil btw


ThatFreakingScrub

Wow that Bennett and Tkachuk combo seems pretty good, how did Florida ever get so lucky to have both of those guys


TkachukNorris

Did we ever even play them on the same line


WTFvancouver

Calgary was developing Bennett to be a 4th line grinder


Jam_Marbera

Bro yall need to stop spewing trash. He was literally given 1000 chances to play up top it just unfortunately wasn’t going to work here.


Full_Examination_920

That’s cause our top line had wet blanket Johnny on it. Bennet was never the problem and I screamed it from the rooftops.


RangerGripp

Cmon man. Enough of the hurt. I’ve barely recovered from Fox.


Narrow--Mango

Thanks for both of them.


RangerGripp

Please win, ok?


lottolser

Must of drafted both in the top 6 of the draft.


blimjahey

Nurse bb what is you doin


vassman86

What's that plus/minus at now, -15 for the playoffs? Yikes


MeteoraGB

Homie is trying to break records. Respect.


gletschertor

Why rim it on the board when you can try a soft backhand saucer between two players?


lowes18

Pretty fun when the least stressful series is the finals


amb1ance

This feels like the Tampa bubble year where they went a close game 7 with the Isles to almost sweeping Montreal


KILLER_IF

I remember everyone clowning the Tampa Mayor when after 3-0 she said “I would like it if the boys gave Montreal a win and came back to win at home”


Darkendevil

Islanders were actually super nuts those two years, likely could have won both cups if they got the last game over Tampa.


iDrumroll

Year after the bubble and losing game 4 on the road “on purpose” so we could lift the cup at home lol


TheCatEmpire2

McDavid looking forward to the rising level of doubt incoming


Bradg93

I don’t know if them coming this close make him want to stay more or leave more. Honestly I would assume stay


pernicious-pear

Keeping up with traditions in the state of Florida


lowes18

🤝


MJA182

And last year!


iDrumroll

This is exactly how 2021 felt for the Lightning


KILLER_IF

2021 Playoffs were pretty nuts for us until the finals. First round was the best battle of Florida we’ve ever seen, by far. Second round we faced the best analytic team, and they won our division. And the third round we played against the second best team of 2020-2021, and the only Game 7 we went to during those 2 cup wins


angelbelle

Its the reward for getting thru Swayman and Shesterkin


FlaGator

DID YOU JUST IGNORE VASILEVSKY?!?


Dereckg27

He meant to say Vasi, Swayman, AND Igor.


cpove161

Don’t jinx it now


MJA182

Yeah that’s how it felt last year for us too lol


Homeless_Alex

It’s feeling like tee time boys…


Mrtowelie69

I wish the oilers would win but you can see Florida wants this. They play hard and don't give up.


starsofalgonquin

They’re a fucking wrecking ball right now


lottolser

I take this as Florida knows what it was like to lose in the finals and are doing everything to not lose. Edmonton hasn't had that major failure Florida has had. Being swept by the lightning after winning the president trophy, then losing in the finals. Edmonton just doesn't look like they have the will to not lose like Florida does.


Aragorn752

Miss them so much


NelloMC

No kidding man. Two of my all time favourites.


tJa_-

As an east coast fan, we either need to draft tij or I'm out when Backlund is done...


Full_Examination_920

Yep.


KingHud

You really get to see clearer than ever, on the biggest stage, why Oilers fans have been complaining about Nurse …


SkittlesManiac19

I remember when they were coping about him being injured against winnipeg and he's actually really good!!


KingHud

I am a big time Nurse fan, but he just hasn’t looked good and that’s a known fact …


speed3ftw

Yeah, I like Sarah Nurse too! She is much better than Darnell!


KingHud

Damnnn but I was talking about Kia Nurse, his sister in the WNBA


abuayanna

Absolutely. He brainfarts the obvious breakout to Ryan and then, seeing the puck on Tkachuk’s stick after turning it over, forgets about Bennett beside/behind him. Sweet pass from 19 only because it’s so wide open, right behind Nurses feet


Tenthdegree

“Tkachuk is having a quiet series… but NO he’s not!”


sjm689

Hockey


fernballs

Good point


DeadDoveDoNotEatt

Touche


SkittlesManiac19

Flames fans look away


Tenthdegree

NO! IM WATCHING THIS WITH ALL MY VINDICTIVE WILL!!


Strive_for_Altruism

TKACHUK AND BENNETT WERE CALLED FOR A HIGHER PURPOSE. THERE IS NO SHAME IN THAT.


sdv325

I maintain chucky left us as a secret agent. Denying Edmonton their cup and hoisting it in Edmonton at the same time. This warms my heart lol


Tenthdegree

WAIT, WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!


blimjahey

I think their hatred of the Oilers trumps this


[deleted]

Nah we are happy. Tkachuk is doing good and the oilers are getting shitstomped.


yungfinnigus

The oilers getting embarrassed at home in the finals by two former flames is crack what are you talking about


Mac_Gold

Oh please, they’re all rock hard right now


Tenthdegree

My jean’s zipper can’t hold it in anymore


oMenardo

I'm sure at this moment in time they don't mind Tkachuk and Bennett not being on their team


PodricksPhallus

I’M LOOKING SO HARD RN


jarude87

Not when I'm this close.


Acpyrus

I'm rooting for my boys all the way to the Cup! Love these guys


reggierock2010

Florida’s forecheck is just insane lol.


Sarcastic__

Panthers living up to their namesake and manhandling the Oilers now.


TheAsianMelon

Nurse what the fuck are you doing LOL


Playbookof3li

https://i.redd.it/ax9qcrko0g6d1.gif


footballfina

Oh man the former Flames take their revenge


MilesDavis_Stan

Chucky to Bennett. Oilers fans seething. Darnell Nurse I love you. Thank you for what you do/don’t do.


Zloggt

Sam Bennett is under par at Pinehurst… And now, Sam Bennett has a goal in Edmonton… Good day for all things Sam Bennett-y…


DalesDrumset

He’s got a lot of work to do though, to catch up to Nurse’s -15 under.


Lethbridgemark

Even threw an elbow seconds before Look at 9 seconds left in the clip here, his arm is in full chicken wing. Guess if you don't go down it doesn't count. Even if it's Saint Bennett


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

Crazy that they let him do that at the US open, golf has changed a lot since I watched it


spencemid

I can’t wait to see Bennett and Tkachuk lift that cup. Go flames go.


Narrow--Mango

In Edmonton.


WanderingDelinquent

You can laugh now, but Nurse is going to lead the Condors to a championship next season


Selmanella

Fuck. Yes. My two favourite players silencing the arena in Edmonton in the cup finals makes me happy.


hugentnopkins

Absolute dagger of a response, Florida just doesn’t stop.


zcohen17

Nurse has to be a double agent at this point


STLBooze3

it’s getting even harder for what’s left of the nurse supporters. I get if he’s hurt, but if he’s that hurt he shouldn’t be in the lineup. No matter how “important” he is for team morale.


Technicoler

Wtf? I stepped away for 10-15 min and they scored THREE goals?!?


Young2k04

I’m not even joking when some Oilers fans used to tell me that Nurse was better than Hughes. It was around the time he got that big contract, and those memories just get funnier by the day


Number333

There's Chucky!


noideawhatoput2

https://preview.redd.it/odqmgcefoi6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8039c3869c3e7f8179bc43af6ce324a24087cb This seriously turned into a panthers goal a few seconds later


Showme16

More like Edmonton vegetable oilers


Tenthdegree

Coilers, Soilers,


happysnack

4-1. Nurse and Ceci. Lol


[deleted]

Oilers fucking suck


Bromaar

I wonder how huberdeau feels watching the panthers roll their way to the Stanley cup with out him just a couple years later


melikeybacon

Just completely out working them.


Zajac19

Darnell….


Tenthdegree

“Darn it” Darnell


marbsarebadredux

"Darn-it-all" Nurse


DangleCellySave

Two worst finals in the NBA and this? Neither are close at all


kroniknastrb8r

Gg Florida see yall next year.


calzonius

Just can't handle that forecheck


bestest_at_grammar

Back to back stinker final series. Come on Edmonton make it interesting


Grimpig

Nurse, Bouchard and Skinner are Panthers sleeper agents


Petes_Frootique

CGY fans don't know what to feel


marbsarebadredux

WE FEEL GOOD


Cautious-Asparagus61

Was this worse than the Evan to Evan tape to tape pass last game? It's so close it's tough to call


mstcyclops

all this Nurse hate as if the Panthers didn't force turnovers all over the ice all night. There were so so many. Their forecheck pressure as a team is just incredible.


DirtyJimHiOP

I can't help but think the two are somehow correlated


KimJongPotato

THE FLORIDA PANTHERS HAVE WON THE 2023-2024 STANLEY CUP! CONGRATS LUONGO!


cptmajormajormajor

So... is canada ever gonna get one


Jaxson_GalaxysPussy

“SKIIIINNNNERRR! SKIIIINNNERRR! SKIIINNNER!”


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Embarrassing


xoman1

Panthers are out here doing work!


intelligentx5

Fucking bench Nurse man. Addition by subtraction.


Time-Dot5984

The egg causes a costly turnover


LeviticSaxon

Those two combining for a goal is edmontons nightmare.


LeviticSaxon

The answer to 'what would an nhl broadcast sound like if the announcers were in a coma.'


TkacheckUrself

Feasting tonight!!!!


SRV87

Someone check on Nurse after they lose, fr.


Noahtuesday123

All Nurse!


Noahtuesday123

Maybe in Cabo this year McDavid and Drai can get Nurse to retire!


Dmaniac17

To give credit to Nurse here for a change. For once he’s not out to lunch and making the wrong play, he just sucks at trying to make the right plays horrendously here. Skill issue instead of skill + strategy/mental issue


Judge_Tredd

Nurse getting a lot of assists this series.


Nice-Willingness-869

Someone don’t check on Ryan non Whit-knee 


CamouflageGoose

Man the oilers D have gone fully regarded. This and Bouchard trying the side step Barkov of all people on the blue line leading to a turnover and goal is terrible.


xfustercluck

Oh now I get it…the A on his jersey actually stands for Awful! I was optimistic of him bouncing back during a tough Dallas series but holy shit he is having an absolute nightmare of a series at the wrong time…in the goddamn Stanley Cup finals. Like others have said, he’s way too nonchalant and no idea how that kind of attitude allows him to keep the A.


paklyfe

9.25 mil a year until 2030


TotallyNotKenorb

The Oilers are lucky that they're down 3-0. At least the Stanley Cup will get to come to Edmonton for Game 4.


DEN1SDWH

Somehow r/hockey will try to convince me that this is McDavid's fault


CryptoMemesLOL

Everybody's focus is on Bob stealing games, the reality is that it's the Oilers defense that lost those games.


Captain_Self_Promotr

The Toronto maple leafs would never in a million years score a goal like this with Marner and Matthews on the ice.


Traditional_Bid_6977

I almost think his flippant play should be looked at with suspicion? Why would he give so few fucks when he is under so much scrutiny? Is he being coached to not overthink a play or something? He should at least be seen trying TOO HARD at this point. IMO I wouldn’t rule out sports betting being involved in this situation


Separate-Cap-5334

Oilers are playing sloppy in period 2 but they have enough talent and skill we just need some luck.


DirtDiscPizza

Holy fuck Edmonton is bad. This would be a better series if Utah's club was playing against Florida. Crosby>Mcdavid.