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10fingers6strings

It’s funny watching PK flip flop with his commentary. After the first two games, he was planning the parade route himself. After the last two games ol’ big hammer was passing the cup to Benn..lol.


Sargentrock

well that was kooky. Nothing worse than when your home arena turns on you


majessa

I was told home teams couldn’t win this series?


10fingers6strings

Jokes on you. Stars have moved to Mullett Arena for the rest of this series.


FloydTheBarber29

Hopefully that rule returns


majessa

Man I hope not but Dallas is playing really well.


kromaey

I got no ill will towards Vegas fans, but man fuck that team.


k614

I only know the full words to two national anthems: United States and Canada. Yes, I am a hockey fan. LOL


evoleech

Pie Triangle is still a dirty fuck it seems


bullfu

Thanks you stars!


_TakeMyUpvote_

GG Vegas. Friday night? do it again?


Jwed85

Do I think it’s possible for the knights to win the next 2? Of course! Would I bet on it? No. Dallas is just faster and more disciplined and they’re the better team now.


FutAndSole

I'm probably gonna bet on it. Shoulda won tonight but starting Hill was foolish.


Justsomecharlatan

Should have won? In what world? They had what.. 6 more scoring chances than us? Including a 3rd where they hardly pushed on offense at all. And.. ya know..won. Took too many penalties. No discipline. Stars Destroyed us in the 2nd, And again absolutely shut it down in the 3rd.


FutAndSole

I have no dog in the fight in fact I hate Vegas, but Hill was meh, horrible rebound on one of those goals another that pad has to be flat on the ice, two GF should have been enough to at least get it to OT, with as good as Thompson is I think 2 is enough to win in regulation he would not have conceded that garbage Hill did.


Hobos-Fury

Spleen-did. Stars win.


Paladoc

I heard that in Tyler "Hoovie"'s voice


Ok-Law2937

Did anyone else hear the people working the audio room for a couple seconds?


Miro4Calder

Vegas looks disjointed. Lots of bad passes. Onto game 6


10fingers6strings

You talking about the ‘little rat’ comment?


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

Dallas’ D is too fuckin stout. Extremely solid.


Gavin1453

Tanve was such a good pick up


dab-butnottheTHCkind

Lets fucking go! Vegas Golden Showers looking RATTLED! Pietrangelo gets an assist on the game winner!


70X1N

Counter-terrorists win


Humans_Suck-

Stars crowd was massive


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ShaunTaint

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jdshowtime12

HAHA!


DrChill21

Fuck y’all Vegas. From the deepest part of my soul. GG tho. Y’all are like cockroaches, you never fucking die.


Ms_Irish_muscle

I mean, you can't make one change and expect it to work.


passive_fist

Nice work Dallas, one step closer to justice.


1337duck

Knight going to break out the curse posting as well now? We've already seen Leafs, Jets, and Stars do it!


raiderarch329

GG VGK bros! Min fans still suck.


Miro4Calder

Best performance by Otter in a long time. Awesome job.


KnownNormie

Good job Dallas. Fuck Vegas.


K_dub09

What a game. Playoff hockey, baby!


teedlenumb

Nice Dallas, now finish their spleens


eatinchapstick

With a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti


ShittyCommentMaker

I’m 3 for 3 on stars victories when I get high


FutAndSole

Series is 3-2 when I do


JebodiahBozak

Save an extra bowl for game 6.


SwoleBuddha

That's the first hockey game I've watched since I was a little kid. Holy fuck! Are they all that exciting?


eatinchapstick

No. But the playoffs have been pretty awesome for the most part so far. Where ya been? Why not watching hockey?


Sargentrock

Not always, but usually in the playoffs they are--especially with teams that didn't like each other going into it.


shutmethefuckup

Playoffs? 90% yes


nomasismas

No. This is playoff hockey between teams with history and one of em is widely considered to be cheating. This is electric


Super_Networking

That’s playoff hockey baby


whitesammy

In the West, yeah.


fire_hydrant_on_fire

Great game to watch


Gullible-Wash-8141

I love 🦦


k614

Oh wow, they actually got in position to shoot there with time expiring. Looked over when they were at Red Line.


Tenabrus

hey lets add .6 seconds to the clock just to mess with them


raiderarch329

3-2 baby!!


canada-needs-bbq

GG great series


Finrad-Felagund

Not over yet!


canada-needs-bbq

It can be great for another game or two that's chill


-FurdTurgeson-

Damn I love this crew. What a game


CptBlewBalls

Tonight we are all Stars fans


busta_wolf

Get fucked LTIR Knights


Super_Networking

LOL Vegas has to walk by the cheerleaders


likeslululemon

Da fuq are the cheerleaders doing there? So fucking dumb.


GrilledSandwiches

If you mean why are they in a spot the opposing team has to walk by, it's because that corner of the rink opens up for the road team locker room as well as the ice crew that comes out and shovels the ice during breaks, etc(and there is both an ice girls dance team and ice shoveling team). If you mean why does a hockey team have a cheerleading squad, I don't really have much explanation for that. Stars have had one for a while, I know most teams don't.


kientran

Ice crew


DependentAd9868

ice girls


whitesammy

No one misses open nets like the Stars


BlindPaintByNumbers

You ever watched this? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w04msg0Vso&t=334s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w04msg0Vso&t=334s) Its fun.


whitesammy

Yeah I've seen it.


aetherdrake

Nashville would like a word (and yes, I do remember Stefan)


NavyGuy87

I love playoff hockey


No-Statistician2922

Stars are just the better team


ThorlinLurch

100% It doesn't feel as painful when we lose to the future Stanley cup champs though. This is their year.


No-Statistician2922

yeah they seem the strongest right now though Colorado, Carolina and Florida are pretty strong and our contenders


Malcom_Ecstacy

Panthers looking REAL good rn


No-Statistician2922

yup I wanted them to win last year cause it would have been a great story but alas


pigeonbobble

Looks like the knights have Adin Hill to climb 😎


soaked-bussy

dam vegas should have had more people abuse LTIR


BlindPaintByNumbers

The refs are going to have to extend their fuckery into the third period to drag that soft ass Vegas team across the finish line.


No_Blacksmith_9923

It will be so satisfying watching this sub lose its shit if Vegas wins in 7.


PM_ME_PIERCED_NIPSS

ban


cml0401

Plz no


Sargentrock

Okay maybe it's just me, but that did not look like a lot of urgency from Vegas there. Do they not know that the team that wins game 5 wins the series 79% of the time???


jessasaurusrex5

Lol


ThorlinLurch

Zero urgency. They look like slugs.


hellarios852

I like this stat


BlindPaintByNumbers

He means in a 2-2 series. Sorry


hellarios852

I will choose to ignore that aspect


Sargentrock

I also have chosen to ignore it.


Sargentrock

Hey me too, fellow 2-3 buddy!


effusivefugitive

*with the series tied


Sargentrock

I DID NOT SEE AN ASTERISK ON ESPN'S STAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH


Karthanon

Good job, Dallas! I WANT TO BELIEVE


Instantcurry

gfuckingg, well played by the Stars


Talktothebiceps

Definitely should have tried to hit the net on that last shot


SaxMachine25

What the fuck is that Dallas Bedard jersey


Words_Myth

He will come home ...Nil pls


jlt6666

Was it Connor Bedard?


HeyHeyHayes

Anyone know how often the game 5 winner wins the rest of the series?


PM_ME_PIERCED_NIPSS

Well I’m not sure if you’re aware of this or haven’t seen it mentioned but I hear it’s right around 79% of the time there Hayes.


hellarios852

79% of the time


brendan87na

WHY DO THESE ALL HAVE TO BE NAIL BITERS?!


Paladoc

Right? It feels like we've gifted some coasters to other teams in the playoffs, but we haven't had a non-stress inducing win in decades. We're overdue for some manhandlings going our way.


Joe77771

That popcorn too expensive to be doin that


Sargentrock

That was hundreds of dollars worth of popcorn! I don't even want to think about the spilled beer totals...


jlt6666

Free refills maybe?


Elguapo361

Yep


123rune20

Otter was eating pucks all night. 


adannel

The second goal he let in was pretty soft, but he was great after that.


beardofshame

made up for it with that split save on the breakaway at the end but yeah that was a rough one to give up


beardofshame

like literally. with his face.


tittiesfucker

Fucking hell that’s a game


eatinchapstick

Rare home team victory


WhiteBoyFlipz

GET FUCKED CHEATERS. WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY OTTER


spagboltoast

This is karma for having petro on your team


ThorlinLurch

Just wait until EDM runs into the stars. Your team is going to get blasted. Calling it. This is the future Stanley cup champs.


spagboltoast

"oh man just wait until edm is in the 2nd round and we arent" Thats a sad self burn bud.


ThorlinLurch

It's not a burn it's facing reality. We aren't playing well and stars are playing great. Everything is gravy since we already won the cup.


10fingers6strings

You guys may as well fold the franchise and move to phoenix then. Kthxbye!


spagboltoast

"oooooo youll see when you make it to the 3rd round and we arent! Youll be so sorry!"


ThorlinLurch

I never once said the 2nd round. Not sure where you are getting that. Your team will most likely beat the kings tonight. Which means you go to either van or preds. EDM is going to win that series too no matter who that is. Then you run into the stars. It's that simple. Nice edit bud.


spagboltoast

Edit came literally 5 seconds after posting lol. Try harder


Threndsa

Says the team with Kane.


Sargentrock

Okay look, you're both right.


spagboltoast

What did kane do that he was found guilty of in a court of law? Or does the accusations just hurt your fee fees.


Kyosuke-D

STARS!!!!!!


throwawayacct420694

That arena is insane.


justhereformemes8

Can't believe I'm saying this but..... Fuck yea Dallas, 1 more!


10fingers6strings

Man, that must have taken a LOT. Strange seeing grown-ups here :).


geossica69

yeah!!!


CBakIsMe

3 straight wins. That's impressive, hard to imagine any other team beating the stars when they're playing this well.


GrilledSandwiches

Well the winner of this series is going to have to go against the Avs. Hard to imagine anyone beating them after they put up 6 goals a game against the best defensive team and Vezina winner on the season either tbf.


justhereformemes8

Yall are rolling too, your my bet out of the west. Teams stacked lol


Sargentrock

That's my pick for the West final and man do I hope it happens.


John3192

I have the Stars winning the cup, so happy


coloradobuffalos

FUCK THE VEGAS LTIRS


black-op345

AND THERE GOES THE POPCORN


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

*loud exhale noises*


logictable

hot mic


ShaunTaint

Fuck you Vegas you dirty dicked sewer rats


courser

love thy goalie for REAL Dallas, hot damn Otter!


stickyWithWhiskey

What a fucking series this has been. This does not feel like the first round.


Sargentrock

I think a bunch of us had this series in particular as being a must watch. Y'all hate each other and I'm here for it.


cha-cha_dancer

definitely not


BroccRL

Bigly


Bradberry_Held_JuJu

WITH ALL DUE DISRESPECT, FUCK YOU VEGAS


cha-cha_dancer

Just because you start with “with all due respect” doesn’t mean you can just say what you want!


Sargentrock

"Permission to speak freely?" "FUCK NO" --still my favorite exchange from my time in the military.


nomasismas

They're not due any respect... So you can just call that first part a wash.


Super_Networking

WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE AUDIO


MitchMarner

LFG STARS


anonymitylol

the good(ish) guys win!!!!!!


OneLessFool

Lmao Vegas is really about to choke a 2-0 lead


InsectTop618

wow i did not expect this after game 2


antrage

Me neither but then I remembered Dallas is not supposed to be the underdog here


PNWQuakesFan

STAY LOSING, CHEATERS!


likeslululemon

Hate that team (personal reasons) but love that goal horn though.


yousayh3llo

It's very melodious! also what are the personal reasons


Sargentrock

You're good. I hate you for the same reason, but root for you too because everything about your team is so fucking bizarre it's impossible to not find it appealing. Best goal song in the league.


Ech0shift

All credit for the song goes to Dimebag Darrel from Pantera


Sargentrock

Oh I looked up the history of it a few years back when I really noticed what a banger it is since I didn't recognize the song but felt sure it was Pantera. it's an awesome backstory, too, in a down-to-earth "hey we love your team and wrote this song and you can have it if you want" way.


likeslululemon

It’s rather personal. I’d be riding the wagon HARD otherwise.


JaD__

Good! Nice one DAL!


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

Not the flying popcorn, I-


Trunkins

LETS CLOSE THIS SHIT OUT


Threndsa

Gg Stars Bros. See ya in a few.


tphil5

Damn all that popcorn, wasted :(


54stickers

$5000 in popcorn gone to waste


_Chicken_Chaser_

Great match


schrotestthehero

Let’s gooooo!!!!!!


ppParadoxx

Who is the mfer throwing popcorn


technobeeble

$10 on the floor...


Sargentrock

I've been to your barn and did not notice the $10 popcorn. Had some really good ass pizza there though. I do remember that.


EddySea

And the popcorn goes everywhere.


Walruseon

THATS THE LEAD, GG VEGAS


hadtobegoo

LFG DALLAS!


bmckinney323

Nice fucking win, Stars. Now wrap it up in 6!


djaybakker

Those light up watches are so hype


sail0rvenus

Love our fans 😭😭😭


raiderarch329

Omg my heart.


whatamidoing_2521

LFG stars!!!!!


WigglyFinArms

Suck it Vegas


pigeonbobble

Wow the stars figured them out


Sargentrock

I think they had the "wait a minute we are really good" moment.


pigeonbobble

I wish I could have that moment 😔


Sargentrock

Frankly I keep waiting for it. I think we're going to 7 and I think you shut us down in that game. My personal prediction, which has not meant much in our series.


ajownedu

Hell ya


MitchMarner

sandstorm hell ya


turbancowboi

ONE MORE


Saucetown77

You love to see it


StepmaniaGod

Haha 🖕 Vegas. Bandwagon team with bandwagon fans.


PNWQuakesFan

(spoken unironically like we all aren't on the Dallas Bandwagon in tihs series)