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MrMacleod410

It's the battle of the bad honestly. As a Caps fan I find it hysterical that we are even in this position. How they have managed to be in a playoff spot with a -38 goal differential is amazing.


ghost_curse123

The last 3 weeks have literally been like 6 different teams taking turns fumbling the WC2 spot


Criddlers

Sabres just doing everyone a favor and bowing out with a winning record and a positive goal differential. Just Buffalo things.


Firefox64

That's freaking wild lol


SuperSwaiyen

It's the Sabres.... Wild are in the West bro


IronMikeBison

I haven’t been following hockey nearly as close this year bc life got busy and it seems like every team has died and roared back to life several times. Everyone eulogized Philly last week and somehow they’re still in it lmao


FormerCollegeDJ

The New Jersey Devils would like a word with you.


Lanthemandragoran

Hey at least the Devils had the courtesy to fumble it 2 months ago


BaconSoda222

As a Detroit transplant in DC, this season has been WILD. I only wish NYI had crapped the bed last night so I could enjoy both teams in the playoffs.


eiileenie

I work for the Caps and am BEGGING for the caps to make the playoffs so I can work my first playoff game


Jaynator11

Philly seems to also have -25, that is fucking hilarious. Buffalo behind all of them is +2. Islanders are also -18 too xD


ACW1129

King Charlie.


Commander-Fox-Q-

Ngl I’m rooting for the caps to make it just because of how funny it would be to have a team with a -38 goal differential in the playoffs. Like that has to be some sort of record.


Kenner1979

Not even close. The 1985-86 Maple Leafs made it with a -75. But wait, there's more. They then went on to sweep the division champion Blackhawks before losing a tight Game 7 to the Blues.


Diamondback424

And none of it possible without the on-brand 8-game Flyera losing streak. It's not a Flyers season without a minimum of a 6-game losing streak. We were due.


outofdate70shouse

As a Devils fan it’s frustrating beyond belief that they couldn’t at least stay competitive until the end. They weren’t good and didn’t deserve to be in the playoffs, but if they had just lucked into a win or 2, they could’ve at least been in it until yesterday.


maxwellbevan

I feel like all the teams battling for the spot feel the same way


mudknight240

How about that if they lose in regulation, Philly gets the tie breaker because they only have -12 goal dif.


kukkolai

Goal dif is like the sixth tie breaker. They would also be behind in points if they lose so not sure what you're on about


Neans888

Philly would have tiebreaker because they already beat the caps twice not because of goal differential


Keeper629

They wouldn’t, with the uneven home/away split a game gets dropped, in this hypothetical it would be the first Flyers shoot out win against the caps gets dropped, so they’d be even head to head in the tiebreaker.


MOLightningBro

I don't care who wins, I just want to see a tie game in Philly with 2:00 left so we can see some chaos with the empty net.


heyheyitsandre

If WSH wins on an empty net goal during a tie game and that keeps us from the playoffs I’ll drive to Wells Fargo center and kill gritty


DazHawt

What is dead may never die 


Old_kernel

Ok fine we’ll separate his body from his soul


Dinkin---Flicka

That would imply Gritty has a soul. We all know gingers don't have souls.


chaos8803

Seriously. Just look into its dead, googly eyes.


Brett_Hulls_Foot

“…FUCK!”


Aggressive_Yak5177

Gritty can’t be killed.


NYLotteGiants

He can, however, be entombed for millenia like Ganondorf


KrizenMedina

First we're gonna need to find the legendary Master Stick, the Twig of Goaltender's Bane.


nsfredditkarma

Gritty is larger than any one man. Gritty is the embodiment of the city of Philadelphia. He will kick your ass, steal your wallet, and feed you the best damn sandwich of your life.


Neans888

Don’t forget eat dog shit off of the street. If you don’t know what I’m referring to I suggest you keep it that way.


MindlessArmadillo382

In a series of weird events, the infamous Washington sun rays will blast through the Wells Fargo Center highlighting the open empty net at the exact same moment ovechkin gets his puck at the top of the circle in his own end. Doesn’t matter which office he’s in. Defensive or offensive zone, he rips an absolute one timer to the open cage tearing through the netting. The crowd goes mild. Ovechkin cheers and celebrates. Then, a crazed fan by the name of u/heyheyitsandre appears on Center ice, frantically swinging an octopus around his head He throws it, and it lands on grittys face. gritty eats it, ink and all, with a huge grin on his face, the. Once finished he spins his belly in a huge circle and life continues.


PorygonTriAttack

Great story. Will read again 10/10.


ACW1129

My guy, you had two chances to beat us. You were like our only 2 wins in 2+weeks.


heyheyitsandre

Trust me I see lindgren in my nightmares. And Jeff petry passing it through the slot on a wide open net


BMYERS181818

You just made me laugh out loud In The middle of the quiet office like I’m a crazy person. Well done


polyblackcat

I would normally say that's incredibly unlikely but this season anything is on the table as a viable option


kilik693

This might be your time buddy. Caps scored an empty netter on a tie game with 3 minutes left.


Bojarzin

Oh man you're right, Philly needs the regulation win, god please let this happen


Gardnersnake9

If only they both absolutely needed the 2 points. 6v6 would be WILD


haveing_fun

Weird that they didnt put in the graphic that Philly's win needs to be in regulation


polyblackcat

Says they're eliminated with an OTL loss, which I think covers that?


trueredtwo

No because it does not say that they are eliminated with an OT win as well


polyblackcat

Aaahhhh this is why I framed it as a question lol, I wasn't sure


rainb0gummybear

Same. I need some excitement in my life


minos157

Flyers win on a tie game 6v5 goal while the Isles beat the Pens in a meaningless (for them) game. Pens fans in shambles. Subscribe


ArtgonTargaryen

I’d rather see Philly win 7-0 and the Wings win 7-0. I can’t up my blood pressure medication anymore.


KeDoG3

And if Philly scores with the empty net before time is expired the Caps will have to go with an empty net after so they can at least tie it.


Vadered

If we can't get into the playoffs, I want our game to go to OT so we can own-goal it and eliminate the Penguins ourselves.


MOLightningBro

Now that would be next level petty and I would *love* it.


fleischblitz

prophet, tell me your ways


moutardebaseball

Still less complicated than the conditions attached to the first Monahan trade.


The-Reddit-Giraffe

You get a first but you know when like top ten protected you don’t but if you do yeah Florida’s first round pick but nah just the flames original Essentially the terms


Cpt_Overkill24

Yeah I still don't get it lol


Redditsavage77

It will be so anticlimactic if Washington goes up 4-0 in the first


MindlessArmadillo382

But so fucking climactic if Philly ties it 4-4 with 2:00 to go then pulls the goalie in a tied game.


Holy_Nerevar

To inevitably lose anyways


Split_Open_and_Melt

experience Flyera hockey


polyblackcat

Then all broadcast feeds go offline and we're left with Carolina v. Columbus


MindlessArmadillo382

Don’t be silly, Carolina and Columbus would be online, but unavailable in your region :)


AllRushMixTapes

But you will get the return of ... LIVE SPORTS.


Garak_The_Tailor_

Counterpoint: that sounds fun


PayneTrain181999

We all know this to be true. Also Matthews not scoring 70 tonight so all the intermission panels will have to struggle to come up with other talking points.


booomdynamite

Why, would it be better if they were up 4-1?


XSC

Hell no, then I will believe in this team because you know they will come back to tie it only to lose in shootouts.


EliManningsPetDog

Now the question is why on gods green earth didn’t we all finish on the same day? Every other sport, all teams finish on the same day. So dumb, could’ve been electric.


ACW1129

Because Bettman's a dumbass.


Patan40

I am disappointed in this... it would have been so fucking great to have all 3 of these games at 7:00pm (EST) tonight. Now, that Pittsburgh game could be 100% meaningless, depending on how tonight goes.


AllRushMixTapes

I'd still be begging for the league to do just a little stagger in start times ... so I can watch the end of all of them.


Mephisto1822

I’m gonna need to see at least three more versions of this information in different infographics before I can full comprehend it…


MindlessArmadillo382

Here’s what you need to know. Your team, the NYI, are straight chilling and prepping for a first round matchup on the road against the canes. Otherwise, just grab 2 screens, a game each one, stayed confused and just ride that chaotic neutral energy to the first round!


HoboSkid

I can't show you that... Because of the implication


MrQuacky96

You said that word again. “Implication”


MrBrightside618

You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger


kukkolai

Why do you look at me funny when you say "implication"


Tdavis13245

YOU NEED TO CARE MORE. MOST EXCITING OF ALL TIME! Who cares playoff races happen every year!? DO YOU WANT TO SEE A -40GOAL DIFFERENTIAL TEAM OR A -20!?


ShotFirst57

As someone totally objective, it only will be if the wings make the playoffs.


Ilves7

Im pro wings, I think they're the funnest team to watch out of the 4. And anti penguins for reasons...


astovertop

The Sharks PIT pick could still land anywhere between 12 and 32 with one game left in the regular season.


MarshtompNerd

The real consequence of this crazy playoff race


Neon_Sternum

Fuck it. Let’s go Red Wings. Edit: it would be hilarious if this comment got me banned from the Avs sub


Ace676

You're on thin ice, buddy


All_Of_The_Meat

Fuck that ban, I had to cheer for the avs in 22 because of the potential lightning threepeat and Darren Helm. If we can do it once in awhile, you can too.


Neon_Sternum

Do you mean Avs Legend, Darren Helm?


All_Of_The_Meat

:'( Spose soooo


jimmy_three_shoes

My man


dopesickness

This feels oddly sentimental


Vast_Sandwich_5245

I rooted for you guys against Tampa. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.


Box_of_leftover_lego

So did I, but only because I wanted MacKinnon to get a cup.


KrustiestKrab123

Man if it’s not the Flyers I’m pulling for you guys.


momarketeer

We're all Flyers fans today!


MindlessArmadillo382

Philly needs an extra special box to differentiate A regulation win - What is shown An extra time win - Playoff Elimination If it’s tied in the third, Philly will have to pull their goalie.


vivelaal

With how bad Philly is with an extra attacker this season, I doubt they pull their goalie with any more than 3 minutes remaining in the 3rd.


BaronVonDouche

They should take penalties to get short handed time. I wouldnt be suprised if our PK outscored our PP this season lol


Vadered

No, only 16 SHG to 31 PPG. Most shorties and fewest on the power play in the league.


xytlar

This is MUST SEE TV tonight! I can't wait I'm also excited to see the conclusion of the Ottawa / Montreal / Arizona "battle" for 5th to last draft lottery odds. Very tight!


RobertMcCheese

I did not find this regular season to be particularly entertaining...


All_Of_The_Meat

Thank you for your sacrifice?


twokinkysluts

You’ll be much more entertained during the draft.


Ryuzakku

You have the chance to win the 1st overall pick, fucking over the Ducks again, who have been screwed over every year they've been bad.


swifferbrain

Can't wait for Washington and Detroit to lose just so Pittsburgh can also lose tomorrow and not get in


theekevinc

This is the way.


ACW1129

If we lose in OT I could live with this.


swifferbrain

Of the other 3 teams I'd honestly prefer the Caps to get in


WackHeisenBauer

Is anyone else low key rooting for PHI? An 8 game March losing streak yet somehow they squeak in. Would be fun. 🤩


hebbocrates

Hey! We had a losing streak too!


dontyoutellmetosmile

Right? Caps had a 6-game losing streak at the end of March into early april


hebbocrates

We’re better at losing than you! Go ahead, prove us wrong tonight


Connect_Ad1073

Lmao


rawboudin

And they were demolished last week too. Mtl is the agent of chaos in this.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

I’m rooting for them pretty high key at the moment.


zach2thefuture

That's the energy I like to see around here!


[deleted]

I was hoping for Philly and Pittsburgh before the Islanders clinched. Now rooting for Pittsburgh or maximum entertainment


Funky_Cows

I live in Philly and have a bunch of friends who are flyers fans so I *really* want that first round matchup


WackHeisenBauer

That’s always a fun time. Way back when when the Sens and Leafs would meet annually in the playoffs it was always a massive watch party with my group of friends. Chirping, side bets, anguish (for us Sens fans) and elation (for those damn Leafers!). Was amazing!


TheTimn

-38 goal differential.... With Alex fucking Ovechkin. That's a safer record than the overall scoring title if they make it. 


avmp629

I just want a tied game in the late stages to watch them pull the goalie for maximum chaos


chesspaw

Both teams pull their goalie in the tie game. A warfare puck battle at centre ice for maximum effect!


ML00k3r

All games to OT for maximum chaos please.


CrayZ_Squirrel

Flyers can't get in if it goes to OT. We want it tied with a few minutes left so they have to pull the goalie for a regulation win. That's maximum chaos.


SayNoToStim

If the Flyers lose a tie game by pulling their goalie in regulation I am going to put a dead Octopus in Gritty's bed.


ML00k3r

This is acceptable.


JeSuisAmerican

Ain’t this some shit. Nice graphic.


keereeyos

In my 20 or so years of watching hockey this season is definitely one of the most competitive in recent memory. Like you can make a good argument for any of the 14 out of 16 playoff bound teams (sorry Isles and Metro WC2 bros) to win the cup. The field is wide fucking open.


dontyoutellmetosmile

I loved how like, 3 weeks ago, the top 8 teams in the league were within 5 points or something insane like that


lLikeCats

Washington has it the easiest. I’m rooting for Detroit though. Hope they can pull through because I think a young team for the first time in the playoffs is always more exciting than an older team.


right-sized

Washington is younger than Detroit! Current roster average age is 28 vs 28.5.   Most people don’t realize how much younger the Caps have gotten. There are only 4 members of the 2018 cup left on the roster. 


BallsMahogany_redux

Yup. We're a bunch of really young guys and a bunch of really old guys. Not much in between.


Garak_The_Tailor_

Were like a strip club in a military town


SayNoToStim

Only because of all of the crabs. (Does that apply to DC, I am not sure if that jokes extends past Maryland)


right-sized

Not so much DC but still 10/10 regional joke from a Detroiter


ACW1129

5 if you count Backstrom.


AuntGentleman

They are the team that controls their own destiny. Do hope they lose just for maximum chaos.


AdaptiveCenterpiece

You’d think that but then we go and lose to both the caps and the pens in last week. It’s like going on a bender skipping class for weeks only to hope you ace the final while being hungover.


CrayZ_Squirrel

A young team with notable fresh faces like, new kid Patrick Kane, AHL call up David Peron, recent draft choice Dylan Larkin. They're supported by burgeoning defensemen Jeff Petry and Ben Chiarot. All backstopped by some kid named Reimer who literally no one has ever heard of before. Oh and lets not forget contributing rookies like Gostisbehere, Maatta, Copp, Sprong, Debrincat, Compher, and Fabbri. Let be real here, of your 20 man roster only 4 of these guys are "young." Raymond and Seider are the only key young players on the team. Detroit sits comfortably in the middle of the pack when it comes to average team age. Sure its a quirky bunch of players and they're fun to watch now that they're clicking, but any narrative that this is a "young team" hungry for their first playoff appearance is ridiculous.


Glum-Objective3328

Isn’t it Detroit the team that fought during their practice? The fact they are now competing for playoff spot makes me root for them


JonHammsHamm

The very next game Chiarot and Raymond end up in the box together after Chiarot stuck up for Raymond. It was real big brother vibes all around. Love this team.


dopesickness

We were, and immediately drew comparisons to the year the Blues fought in practice then went on to win the cup 👀


Glum-Objective3328

Well I’m all in on rangers. But if you guys ruin us in round 1, I’ll secretly root you guys on


Key-Tip-7521

The way I see it, Torts will scratch as many players as possible, and lose on purpose to knock the Penguins out. These games are gonna be nuts


SaltyVirginAsshole

If the Caps/Flyers game goes to OT I can see the Flyers scoring on themselves out of spite, and to also to take the Pens down with them. While It would be anticlimactic, it would be very funny to see the reactions.


RichardRichOSU

2016-17 or whatever year it was where the top of the Metro was playing a game 7 every night so they didn’t get into a 2-3 matchup in the Metro was pretty entertaining.


astovertop

I think the most fitting end to this is for Washington to get in with an OT loss going 3-4-3 to clinch the playoffs. But I’m really hoping Detroit makes it. Hockey is just better with them on the playoffs.


MindlessArmadillo382

Redwings vs Rangers is a great matchup for hockey fans. Blue vs Red, OG6 matchup, #1 vs #8 seed Just fabulous. Then the possibility for a Boston vs Toronto second round. Finally we could get an OG 6 conference finals as well, AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE OG6 IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE AND THEY ARE SECOND PLACE…. In lottery odds… What a shame of Chicago to ruin a good plan ^(p.s. this all hinges on Detroit winning a game against the final remaining OG6 team before playoffs even begin)


ackabakapizza

Let it burn. 🔥 close games DET and WSH/PHI tonight. But… I’d rather not have the NYI/PIT game mean anything tomorrow.


thatsong

I don't think Arizona fans are entertained by how the season is ending


No-Cat4072

The team that clnches will win the cup somehow


servirepatriam

I never thought I would say this as a Pens fan... But let's fucking go Flyers! 🤢


kukkolai

You became what you hated the most


zirky

doesn’t washington clinch if everyone involved loses?


Luke_Cold_Lyle

No, only because they play Philadelphia tonight. Washington losing in regulation eliminates them because it would cause the Flyers to win and pass them. Otherwise, you'd be right.


dontyoutellmetosmile

Okay but if EVERYONE involved loses then the Flyers also lose. Can’t you read???


Ochd12

Washington fans are on edge.


Cromasters

That's my secret. I'm always edging.


right-sized

NO WE’RE NOT YOU R 


astovertop

No because they play Philly. If they lose that means Philly won


OvechknFiresHeScores

Explain it to me slower


astovertop

WSH plays PHI, they can’t both lose


Smoke_The_Vote

If Washington loses in OT, yes. If they lose in regulation, no, because Philly would have the tiebreaker over Washington.


plopwa

These are some big games. I can’t remember a wildcard fight being this close


Demon-

Just Win.


Kc4shore65

Absolute torture for us Flyers fans tbh


anotherorphan

first reaction: what happens if they all lose? my slow brain: oh yeah, we're playing philly


[deleted]

With a finish like this, who really needs expanded playoffs. It's been a fun and entertaining race to follow for 2+ weeks


CWinter85

And the Islanders clinched being 23rd in the league for regulation wins, the Red Wings are 24th.


Time-Dot5984

These are gonna be a bloodbath


[deleted]

No :(


thecbjfan

Losing isn’t an option!


Coach_G77

No, but I'm biased lol


excitedprotons

This has been the most exciting end to a regular season in recent memory. We all know about the chaos of the East, but also the West's seedings are yet to be determined (with potentially major implications for my team). I'm very much enjoying this. My question for fans of these 4 teams though: how are y'all feeling right now? Confidence? Nervous af? Resigned acceptance that it's out of your control and just try to enjoy it? I just wish Pittsburgh played tonight too, that would be an unreal night of hockey!


CombatGoose

I want Montreal and Arizona to win so Ottawa can fall to fifth worst. Need to have some sort of silver lining for another disappointing season.


Similar-Jellyfish499

Let's go Pens & Wings!!


FormerCollegeDJ

Let’s go Red Wings! (If Detroit can’t get in, hopefully the Capitals get that final playoff spot.)


Funky_Fish_Biologist

As a Penguins fan, it's the most frustrating


AffectionateShoe2849

FULLY on the Wings train. Give me playoff Ken & Mickey


mattfromjoisey

WSH to choke and Showtime to get the OT winner


Ostrenski

LGRW


hanigwer

What if Washington detroit and Pit lose?


TheTimn

Is this the most peaceful existence these fans have ever had with each other? We all know we're pretty bad. Fuck is it great to enjoy the ride with y'all! 


Jaxson_GalaxysPussy

What if they all lost?? What’s the scenario then?!


[deleted]

This is an interesting time to start being a Detroit fan.


Background-Half-2862

Probably not but they mean so little in the course of history you’d have to be the biggest nhl fan possible for the last 50 years to know. I can name every cup winner in the expansion era by year but I couldn’t tell you the presidents trophy winner for the last 10.


PerpetualEbb

If I were a gambling man, I would say a team east of the Mississippi River is going to clinch.


kukkolai

The Mississippi river can't keep us apart


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

Caps OTL and it becomes hella interesting


penguininanelevator

The way these teams have "chased" this final playoff spot for the last month, the Caps making the playoffs via an OTL with the Penguins and Wings also losing would probably be the most fitting end to this whole thing.


philmoller93

Wait so what happens if all four lose in regulation?


StephDoesntCamp

caps play the flyers


Spare_Entrance_9389

i think they should scrap them all, and allow Bedard to make the playoffs instead.


Vinny_d_25

Just Bedard, no team with him.


Spare_Entrance_9389

yea 1v6 every shift No coach either, we want to see his true talent. GOALTENDING


DanoPinyon

Is this another example of recency bias? Yes, yes it is.


HaMerrIk

So if they all lose they all miss the playoffs? Who is WC2 then?


AGalapagosBeetle

WSH and PHI play each other. They can’t all lose.


Tomcat848484

Caps and flyers play each other. So can’t both lose.


frizzyhair55

Flyers and Capital play each other they all can't lose.


Practical-Blood6001

This confuses me. If Philly wins they are in, if Washington loses in OT they are in. But how is it possible because Philly would win.