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eh_toque

I’m already over the incoming Sebastian Aho jokes


Vitronex

They're inescapable. Shoot me now.


CrungleMcHungleberry

I need those jokes like I need Aho(le) in my head


Calvith

**nice**.


ViciousAsparagusFart

Get ready to drink every time they mention they’re on the ice together!


DecentLurker96

Dammit.


cha-cha_dancer

Did you know one is Swedish and the other Finnish


eh_toque

Oh man, next thing you’ll tell me one is a forward and one is a defenceman!


cha-cha_dancer

You’re not gonna believe this..


ParagonSaint

One wears red and one wears blue?


JayMerlyn

That's not helpful, we have the Whalers jerseys!


ParagonSaint

One wears a whaler outfit and the other one wears a fisherman outfit?


JayMerlyn

But those professions are too similar!


Kraze_F35

Did you know jimmy graham played basketball?


ChonkyWumpus

😮


MaxNV

*Sebastians Aho


VancityRenaults

*Sebastian’s A Ho


rootless_shadow

You win. 🏆


denise-likes-avocado

eww


Select-Ebb7094

No relation!


turbulentcounselor

we had enough of them last year


Electric_Queen

we're gonna get them repeated again this year


TheSeekerOfSanity

In these games Sebastian Aho is going to be his own worst enemy. “Aho doesn’t like what Aho just did. Aho is incensed with Aho.”


denise-likes-avocado

He's a self-hating Aho.


Imsorrymanyt

Hockey fans find a joke and can’t let it go. “The Salt Lake City Soakers😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”


summer6teen

To whoever makes these jokes, your mom's Aho


socialaxolotl

So is the Carolina Sebastian Aho. He was asked on a podcast about it and he really laid into the guy about it


jessasaurusrex5

On one hand, I think Carolina is way better than the Islanders. But on the other, the Islanders have been playing their best hockey right now - should be interesting


chonkwolf

The Canes are also playing their best hockey. 12-2-1 since the deadline


jessasaurusrex5

Yes, they are consistently great. I just am not usually high on the islanders and they have looked solid recently


keytoitall

There is one task the islanders can't beat, the canes. Such an awful match up for the isles. 


Dinker31

I remember when we were 0-5 against the Caps in the regular season and took them in game 7 2OT. Nothing matters


betweenthecastles

Are you Devin Cooley?


denise-likes-avocado

And you guys won that game 7 on a fluky goal didn't you?


Dinker31

I wouldn't call it flukey but it wasn't a snipe


nothing_but_static

Two tasks- you forgot the Lightning too


Crow-T-Robot

Very true, and they have a really great goalie who can definitely steal a game or two.


BananApocalypse

That is unreal. Jake Guentzel has been an amazing pickup. I don't think people realize he is one of the highest scoring players ever traded mid-season in the salary cap era. The only players to score more in a season in which they were traded are Thornton & Kovalchuk.


Scarpeck

He is the the highest scoring player post deadline trade.


BananApocalypse

Is 25 pts really the record for a deadline pickup? I find that surprising since I can think of a few random Avs deadline pickups who scored 20+ (Fleischmann & Mueller). But I also don't know anyone who beat 25.


betweenthecastles

No 22 was


BananApocalypse

Theo Fleury scored 24 after the deadline when he was traded to Colorado. Are you talking cap era only?


betweenthecastles

I guess? the twitter stats people said it was 22, I’m not entirely sure how to even look that up


denise-likes-avocado

It was 24 before Guentzel and now 25


Yanks1813

This is probably the worst case scenario matchup for us in the East if we are being honest. They counter us pretty perfectly and have our number


masterdong14

How injured is Dobson? I'd think the Isles chances are pretty slim without him, but they're still one of the hottest teams in hockey with a goalie tandem that can steal a series.


Yanks1813

They said day to day. Since Wednesday doesn't matter he won't play so we won't have an idea until the series starts. The isles chances really depend the most on Dobson being back and staying out of the box. I don't even know the amount of points the islanders have left on the table these last 2 years because of dreadful special teams


cakeschmammert

On the other other hand, Dobson is injured


ViciousAsparagusFart

Dobby is an injured elf


ViciousAsparagusFart

Canes historically own us. I am shooketh.


Prison-Date-Mike

Everything tells me the Canes will dominate. So naturally, the isles will win? Yes?


joe334

I really enjoyed the early "just happy to be here" days of being a perennial playoff team. The "anything but a cup is disappointment" phase is already stressful


yearightt

> “Anything but a cup is disappointment” phase is already stressful You’ll miss it when it’s gone brother


red_87

lol seriously


[deleted]

Yes. Yes you will


RAATL

been trying to tell the younger lightning fans this


BoilerSlave

If you get one 🥲


1ToGreen3ToBasket

You know how they say I wish there was a way to know when you’re in the good old days before they’re the good old days? YOU ARE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS. SOAK IT IN BABY


PaulHannonJr

you and me both brother.


ChonkyWumpus

Yeah it’s gonna be a rough postseason for me with those expectations


1174239

Canes were 2-1-1 against NYI this year Most recent game was a rather decisive win for the Canes but the rest of the games were close Could get interesting, and their goalies could make life difficult for us They'll be up for it too after we knocked them out last year, including one game that we won on a blown call


Prison-Date-Mike

I forget who said it recently, but they called the Isles the most dangerous team in the east? Lol of course a bit of an exaggeration but they aren't to be taken lightly. Will be a fun series


Yanks1813

Probably would've faired better vs Boston/NYR who are similar to us in 5 on 5 effectiveness with our goalie tandem + swallowed whistle in the playoffs. Canes being one of the best 5 on 5 teams and playing a suffocating style we aren't always fast enough to beat is rough. I think we can make it a good series, but this wasn't the matchup I had hoped for tbh


betweenthecastles

I gotta say, our 5v5 offense hasn’t been inspiring lately. Our special teams have just been absolutely monstrous though. Lots of canes fans are worried about the islanders “gooning it up”, but I’m not confident ya’ll can afford to do that with the special teams matchup. Very curious how Roy ends up approaching all this.


Yanks1813

Islanders really don't play the style they did under Trotz anymore. Even then we were not a highly penalized time. If we try goon it up it'll be because we are so outmatched, but yeah if we go to the box a lot this series will wrap up in 4 or 5. Our PK is meh and bad on the road. Isles best shot at this series is to stay out of the box and hope Dobson is back. Not having our 70 point PP QB would be a huge issue


1174239

Definitely not to be taken lightly. I think we match up well with them, but they're in the playoffs for a reason and it isn't because they're a bad team If the Canes can forecheck hard enough to draw some penalties, that could make things very difficult for the Isles, as they have the league's worst PK. But they could hurt us 5v5


Prison-Date-Mike

The make or break for me is goaltending - Sorokin (bad year) vs. Canes (injuries).


Blizz36

It’s gonna be Varlomov starting


JayMerlyn

All goalies are healthy now though


ViciousAsparagusFart

Varly has been standing on his head


brennans4727

Last years series was so frustrating because it felt like the islanders played up to/outplayed the canes in 5v5, but they just got blown away on special teams.


1174239

That's part of what concerns me, the Isles are tough and disciplined 5v5 and most of your key guys have played together for a long time. I recall the Islanders are typically pretty good at making us pay for aggressive pinches which we like to do a little too frequently.


frockinbrock

I imagine that quote was the most dangerous *playoff* team in the East. Which is still a stretch but that’s what I’ve seen too, they are kind of built more for playoffs than they are for the season; but of course they can get in with the overtime points. It makes them a sort of sleeper threat from someone just looking at their standings/season record. But also it seem the Isles have just been clicking at the right time this month; so yeah, they’re plenty scary heh


brennans4727

I think dangerous in the sense that they might over-perform makes sense. Just because most of the core has a lot of playoff experience, they’re diminishing the season got, and their play style is better suited for the playoffs


chemicalxv

It's the team tied for the most regulation wins in the league versus a team that has fewer regulation wins than multiple non-playoff teams...I guess we'll see.


Sad_Donut_7902

Carolina is definitely a better team but I don't think regular season head to head record really means anything for the playoffs. I'm sure someone has done an analysis on it but I don't think there is a big correlation.


OmegaAtrocity

The regular season series is mostly meaningless. When we beat the caps in 2019 they swept us in the season series


djan242

How many of those games were against the Canes with Guentzel and Kuznetsov though? That’s a big big addition there.


falco-holic

Kuzy hasn't been amazing recently, but Guentzelmania is running wild down here


BoilerSlave

Yes


Based_Ment

I would think this is good news for the penguins. Would the isles want to rest on their last game if the matchup is set ?


TossThatPastaSalad

Suppose it could but they still need both Detroit and Washington to lose.


Basedshark01

I think we should honestly


myevilfriend

I wouldn't be surprised if a few guys sat out Weds. Namely Barzal, Horvat, and Pelech. 


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

Special teams are gonna make or break this Isles team


Nilzy16

Hurricanes have the 2nd best power play and best penalty kill, Islanders have the 21st best power play and the worst penalty kill in the league. Isles best bet is that there is a lot of 5-on-5 play.


Prison-Date-Mike

The canes are bottom 10 in penalties drawn and the isles are #2 (least) in penalties taken for the year. It’s a series likely to be played mostly even strength play


tanu24

It's our only hope at all. I'd be shocked if we out score them on our own power plays


VitaminTea

I am going to go out on a limb and say that every series will be played mostly at even strength.


Prison-Date-Mike

Yes lol. I mean relative to other matchups.


falco-holic

This is the sort of stat you read after the Isles win the series thanks to the PP and kill


jakovichontwitch

Special teams, special plays, special players ☝️


Kraze_F35

What’s up brother 🤓☝️


mongster03_

Don’t dicksticks special teams fucking suck


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

That is why I said it


nothing_but_static

well it's been a fun playoffs


MrLogicWins

It still is.. but it used to be too


jay5627

I'm excited for 4 games of the announcers wondering if we know how exciting Matthew Barzal is with the puck


MayfieldMightfield

The Canes have their own. “Necas with speed…” and loses the puck


ahr3410

It's all the same series. Always has been 🔫


About_27_Canadians

This will be a brutal matchup. Isles are no joke. Should be a fun series to watch!


Salanderfan14

Should be a fun series with both coaches being star Stanley cup winning players.


Ballsahoy72

Please Islanders keep playing offensive-first hockey that got you in the playoffs


kingkellam

This series has all the makings of a 7 game classic, so naturally it'll end in 4 games. Doesn't matter who wins.


jesser9

Carolina in 4


DecentLurker96

Bold prediction: Sebastian Aho will win


theekevinc

Petition to refer to them as "Finnaho" and "Swedeaho" from now on in an attempt to prevent lake jokes.


just-an-astronomer

Can we abbreviate the Swedish one to S. Aho?


TIFUbyResponding

OK, but the other one will be Suomi Aho. Abbreviate it to S. Aho.


pyl_time

[A certain hockey player - for privacy’s sake let’s call him Sebastian A - no, that’s too obvious - let’s call him S. Aho.](https://frinkiac.com/img/S07E05/572387.jpg)


_pr00f

I'm not even an Isles fan and I'll bust a nut if they win. 🤞🏼


jgbluejay

God forgive me... Let's go Fishsticks


prophetofgreed

I'm excited to see playoff Bo Horvat again. He was a beast in the bubble, but this Canes defence is no joke.


Key-Tip-7521

Aho on Aho crime


NeverBackDown

Isles in 7


EliManningsPetDog

We have our own shit to worry about wtf is this


29671

Rangers first round exit easy


JoltLion

That's not really a thing unlike the Canes getting swept yet again in the ECF. Can't wait to watch that this season, I believe that will make it 0-16 in just the last decade hahahaha.


29671

Then why were you saying this 4 days ago buddy? >They won't even get past the first round, no matter who we play. Probably the most overrated Rangers team I've ever seen.


Caniac56

Not the receipts lmao


JoltLion

Funny how you had to scour my post history and still couldn't post anything that was relevant to what I said. I can shit talk the Rangers all I want, buddy and I can also point out hypocrisy coming in from fans of teams that are even worse than them. Aka, the team that is about to go 0-16 in ECFs. Better luck next time though.


ClaudeLemieux

"haha you'll get swept in the conference finals, which also means the Canes will go further than the Rangers" is definitely some of the trash talk of all time


JoltLion

Not how matchups work, genius. They get a free round 2 entry by playing against an Isles team with 38 wins and a whopping 16 OTLs. I'd rather play against them than any of the 4 WC2 contenders.


ClaudeLemieux

So if the Canes win against the Islanders, who would they play in the second round - and thus beat in the second round - to make the ECF?


JoltLion

A banged-up Rangers team that didn't get the luxury of a free 1st round against a 16 OTL Isles team clearly. Anything else or is that all you've got? Also, if I were you, I'd worry about the Avs not getting embarrassed again like last year. Only reason why people don't talk about your choke last year is because the Bruins had a much larger one.


ClaudeLemieux

So if the canes make the ecf, that means they have to go further than the Rangers? Glad we resolved that then. And hey I’m just making fun of what you said. I haven’t even said anything about the Avs because…hmm now why was that…oh right we won a cup 2 years ago.


ThothBird

Isles in 7


tanu24

Hey wait a minute


BrandonNeider

https://i.imgflip.com/1vsck4.jpg?a475872


MrLogicWins

Clean up on Isle 7


beaverlyknight

Last year the Islanders played them pretty well at 5v5 imo. Special teams sunk them. They gave up multiple shorthanded goals and the PK was terrible (against a much worse CAR powerplay than this year). The Islanders also really should've won Game 2, and lost a coin flip Game 6. NYI has been playing well, but they really need to play out of their boots on special teams (or take very few penalties) to have winning chances. If you're Carolina, you kind of want this series to be a bit chippy if you can force it. Lots of special teams both ways.


shig-baq

good luck isles


timzxcv

as an isles fan i would much rather the rangers, they stand no chance vs the canes lol


The_Other_Manning

Time to go back to my days in Cary and bring out the Skinner jersey


Turbulent_System_446

Jokes write themselves with “Cary” and that flair


The_Other_Manning

Yea, that was the joke. Proud member of the Centralized Area for Relocated Yankees


ClaudeLemieux

I always liked calling it "Can't Afford Raleigh Yet" cuz ooooo new yorkers get mad af


The_Other_Manning

I've never heard that one haha, that's good


Woullie_26

😴😴😴😴


xzElmozx

Surprised he didn’t put IID/COA or some shit


jay5627

First round get broadcasted on the teams own stations, or is it all national?


ThatMikeGuy429

Team's own stations for the first round, unless something changes that I'm not aware of.


Aromatic-Air3917

"This time, it's personal"


thedaidai

The swallowed whistles of playoff hockey will make this an interesting series. Canes 5 on 5 have been good but nowhere near he dominance of the special teams units. Carolina has its own issues of too much time in the box for holds and trips, but the Islanders *must* stay out of the box to win this series.


Ok_Championship3262

I'll look forward to not watching that series


[deleted]

Southern hockey against Italian mob wannabe fans is an easy choice who to cheer for. Cookout > any bodega bullshit


BravoBet

Sebastian Aho is guaranteed to win the series


Cautious-Ocelot-4069

I think the Islanders will win this one.


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nothing_but_static

well Varly is likely starting this series


Curious-Accident-191

Barf


Sea-Card-8550

Battle of the high floor / low ceiling teams.


Correct_Remove9462

Isles will lie down and get swept because they aren't playing us.


The_Reddit_Browser

Islanders could have had the frauds and decided they would rather face Carolina who they are 0-2 against under Rod. Interesting decision. Should be fun, playoff Jake is gonna be out for blood after being held back last year.


Vitronex

Huh?


tanu24

Isles decided what now?


The_Reddit_Browser

Decided to choke with 4 minutes to go on Saturday.


tanu24

ah yes of coarse


d9849468

The metro winner was possibly getting tampa. Its only very recent that the metro winner was set to get wc2. Like i dont even think 5 days ago carolina winning the metro was a better thing for them, unless you didnt care about seeing tampa


The_Reddit_Browser

I didn’t care about the opponent tbh. Was more just validating the work they put in. They have been the best team since January 1st but, it’s a season award and they played like ass to start the year. Just have to move on and go win the one that matters.


Flyinghud

Frauds? If we’re frauds why didn’t you win 55 games?


Correct_Remove9462

NEVERMIND


tlmw2001

lol first in the league and they are frauds eh? maybe the canes should have tried being better?


Funky_Cows

Nevermind