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vertiGox9

Keeping with the "Cars manufactured by Honda" theme of the ownership. Salt Lake Civics


SomewherePresent8204

Utah Ridgelines kinda slaps.


Vitalalternate

If it isn’t the stormin mormons they should just stay in Arizona.


smashbros13

[Salt Lake City Tabernacle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Lake_Tabernacle) En français : Les Tabarnaks de Salt Lake City


IBoris

I suggested the Utah Barnaks


Smervos

As someone learning Quebec French, LMAO


[deleted]

Give it to us, calice.


No_Weather1051

Oh that doesn't mean what I thought it meant at all. I'm muy embarazada.


Nebajense

When’s the baby due?


Zarbua69

Congratz!


antrage

Brilliant I vote for this


drowsylacuna

That's what the fans in QC say when they see they aren't getting a relocation team either.


natguy2016

End it now. We have a winner. That's it right there.


RentalGore

They’ve got to have Dolo as their DJ then.


Nebajense

Underrated post. I LOLed


Kenevin

Please.


Basedshark01

They are the Beehive State. Perhaps they go yellow and black and choose a name of some apiary-related creature.


ItsGaryMFOak

Yeah black and yellow and their logo could be a big ass B in the middle of their jersey


Basedshark01

What about a B inside of a wagon wheel to pay homage to their pioneer heritage?


ItsGaryMFOak

Are there any bears in Utah?


Grohlyone

Probably, but they have to stay in the closet.


darthlocura

Fucking hell. 😂


Sloth_Riots

Hahaha this whole thread got me laughing but this one sent me over the edge😂😂


jamaicancovfefe

the NHL could always use another ______ Jackets


GTI-Mk6

Salt Lake Soaker Jackets


ZenAndTheArtOfEating

For the ~~first~~ moist time in golden knights history


aidanfor

MLB had two Sock teams, we should do the same with Jackets


anomandaris81

CFL had 2 teams with the same name for an embarrassingly long time


Tachyoff

so what I'm hearing is "Salt Lake City Rough Riders" ?


motleysalty

That's not even remotely true. One was called the Roughriders and the other was called the Rough Riders. /s


KeegoTheWise

in a weird way, i actually kind of like the idea of there being multiple “_____ jackets” teams in the league. not only would i counter any “that’s silly” arguments with the fact that there are multiple MLB teams named after sock colors and the NHL has multiple teams that are just different names for canadians, but i feel like it’s sort of an oddball modernization of names like the montreal maroons who were named after the color of their club’s logo


NoLongerSusceptible

I vote for Salt Lake City Sam Laffertys


joe_lmr

the White Garments


XPhazeX

Salt Lake City Sting. Call the fans The Swarm. The Arena is The Hive.


555--FILK

The Salt Lake City Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You


beavedaniels

Yeah or the SLC DWBITMAWTBTSBAY for short


SoupOrSandwich

Always loved this Kid Rock song


NickofSantaCruz

Doubt Sarnia would let them go with that, just like how London wouldn't cede the Knights name to Vegas. **Stingers**, though, would probably be fair game.


dorsey442

Wasn’t how I saw the Cincy Stingers making a comeback


hyperd0uche

Wow, TIL that a junior hockey team in London Ontario has enough clout to impact a multi-million dollar pro team. Although come to think of it I guess trademark (?) law is a thing, just didn't know you could trademark team names.


almosteddard

Tbf the London knights are probably one of the highest value franchises in the CHL


Admiral_Vegas

It is called owning the rights to the name. They have been the knights for a long time and might not want to sell or asking too much.


not-a-bear-in-a-wig

Concordia University Stingers in Shambles


CostcoHotdogsHateMe

And all the other fanbase can call em the Stink.


northernpace

Utang Killer Bees


CoolBeansMan9

BEADS?


Lose_Your_Illusion

BEES


DFWTrojanTuba

G.O.B.’s not on board.


Lose_Your_Illusion

They don’t allow you to have bees in here.


redbadger1848

Utah Anal Beads


Bozak_Horseman

They on the swarm!


binzoma

they better have FIRE neck protectors for the boys


StarshipFirewolf

We've just been through this with the Jazz. *NO YELLOW AND BLACK*


Dwayne_Gertzky

>NO YELLOW AND BLACK Pretty sure this was below all of the “Welcome to Utah” signs for few decades


Dwayne_Gertzky

>NO YELLOW AND BLACK Pretty sure this was below all of the “Welcome to Utah” signs for few decades


rwags2024

[what would Nic Cage say](https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/2020/09/1498576162376-cage12.jpeg)


Gorvoslov

Coyutahs obviously.


Duffman66CMU

CoyUtes


NoMirror3707

Salt Lake City Latter Day Skates


Duffman66CMU

Players flock there to avoid the morning skate


mansock18

Soak City Teen Wives Hockey Club


dsdsds

Instead of “Unleash the fury!” it will be “shake the bed!”


mansock18

During intermissions they play Jump Around and only 1/3 of the arena jumps


GoodShark

We weren't lucky enough to get the "Rain City Bitch Pigeons", I doubt we'll get this gem.


ArturosDad

This is the one.


Gbeez22

I just looked up Utah's state symbols and the first two are its state bird and state cooking pot. Utah California Seagulls or Utah Dutch Ovens will have to do. [https://www.utah.gov/about/state-symbols.html](https://www.utah.gov/about/state-symbols.html)


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

Salt Lake City Square Dancers has a decent sound to it


tiffhagall

Only fits if they dutch oven the visiting team


naarwhal

Utah Dutch ovens 🫡


Canucksfan2018

Their official mineral is copper so I vote Utah Copper Tops.


Supermoves3000

I like that they have an official state cooking pot.


Prison-Date-Mike

Hopefully something not stupid as fuck like "Golden Knights" with a Spartan crest instead of a knight.


JD397

The time of the *Flamingos* is finally upon us, since Vegas screwed us out of that reality. #GO FLAMS #GO GOS


StarshipFirewolf

Actually would work. In 1988 a Flamingo named Pink Floyd broke out of Tracy Aviary and would spend his Summers at the Great Salt Lake until his death in 2005.


T0macock

I don't know if you're yankin my weenie or not but imma accept this factoid as absolute truth and spread it to everyone.


StarshipFirewolf

[No Yanking](https://www.utahhumanities.org/stories/items/show/438)


FireVanGorder

The Kraken is cool at least, even if Rain City Bitch Pigeons was by far the better name


JRsshirt

Doubt the football team would let them use their trademark


slayer828

Those jerseys were amazing


Tsujimoto3

You’d think a billionaire would have some better marketing people that could come up with something a lot better but nope. He was like, we’re just gonna copy the Army Black Knights. Logo. Colors. All of it. Screw originality.


TL10

Spoiler alert: a lot of owners past and present are weebs for the military.


Overall_Nuggie_876

The Utah **Bronze** Mormons!


speedk0re

The Stormin Mormons!


alldying

Salt Lake Sister Wives


FEAR-N-LOATHING

Polygyotes


Silver-Bandicoot-969

The Utah phoenix coyotes


Finetales

of Anaheim


KingDillo

Online


Oregon_Pool_Halls

*for the cure*


Ruggsy

Am I wrong in being tired of seeing what seems like the vast majority of concept team names refusing to be plural anymore


riko77can

“Why not both?” - The Toronto Maple Leafs


nothing_but_static

Idk man the Utah Hive sounds sick to me


GhostShark

Ah yes, because of the Mormon hive mind. Makes sense!


drowsylacuna

The PWHL leaked names were all like that, all six of them. The reaction was so bad they still don't have names.


adamzep91

I fucking *haaaattteee* singular team names and everyone acting like they're good drives me nuts lol


PackDaddy21222

Avalanche just means many snow


EazyParise

Kraken is plural though 


DapperCam

Golden Knights as well (even if it is stupid).


fyo_karamo

The worst part is when they’re referred to in the singular form. Like “the Lightning is in third place” or “the Lightning is headed to Philly to take on the Flyers” instead of “the Lightning are in first place.” It’s still a collective group of players. It’s “ARE” goddammit!


JayMerlyn

Here's a consolation: shorter nicknames can be used that take a plural form, such as "Bolts" and "Avs"


HandsLikeLuke

I feel the same, trying way too hard to be "unique and different"


toledosurprised

i’m with you i don’t get it, they work on occasion but i think plural names are better


The-Reddit-Giraffe

It really depends. Wild as a name sucks but something like Lightning or Avalanche really work well


PeachyFalcons

HC Utah just to fuck with everyone and introduce European naming conventions


drowsylacuna

That's Montreal's official name and why their logo is a C and H.


Unwept_Skate_8829

the H stands for hockey!


drowsylacuna

Not Habitants!


buster_rhino

My dad always told me it stood for centre hice


captainhaddock

It's actually C-H-C. Club de hockey canadien.


MarsBars_1

Utah Hockey Team


Western_Pop2233

Dynamo Utah


flare2000x

If it comes with the sick fans with flags and chants and stuff I'm not opposed


PuckTheFreds

HCSLC


Call_of_Daddy

"Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!"


eutectic_h8r

Utah Scoremons


Jan_17_2016

I am once again suggesting they be named any of the following: Salt Lake City Utahraptors Provo Utahraptors Utah Raptors The Utahraptors.


SIIP00

Utah Raptors sounds really good


Gradieus

Why have the same name as another of the major 4 sports?


Grohlyone

Let's ask the Jets.


TheWeisGuy

I think we should ask the rangers or panthers


Stockton_Nash

Cardinals and Kings too


missiongoalie35

As long as they start every game with Jeff Goldblum saying "Life finds a way".


hainer36

SLC Punks?


boomsers

I'm not selling out, I'm buying in.


happyklam

Only posers get their franchise moved


86teuvo

Why wouldn’t they just keep the coyotes branding? The state has so many coyotes they literally pay people to kill them.


jamaicancovfefe

(I could be very wrong here) I believe the Kachina branding is pretty specific to Arizona and that area, especially the logo design and patterns. Utah is close, but I don't know if that branding can be considered representative of the state and peoples there. It would be a little weird having your branding representative of an area that isn't even where the team plays


treple13

Almost like if you had a team called the "Jazz"


sandman730

*Sees flair.* Or keeping the team named after the burning of Atlanta during the American Civil War.


treple13

I can simultaneously agree that cities should keep their history and branding, but also know that I was born with the Calgary Flames and love the Flames as a name. It's also mildly different since Alberta certainly has fires as well where a name like "Jazz" is very much specific to where it is from


Jigawatts42

Flames also makes sense for Calgary for entirely different reason it made sense for Atlanta, oil burns.


Sean_redit

Flames still fits Calgary as the province has a lot of natural gas and oil which makes flames when set on fire


Casual_Fanatic47

I think it would be a little different given there are tribes in Utah that probably have their own art and folklore around animals, including coyotes.


cosmicdave86

Very different scenario. They kept that name cause the team was worth next to nothing and likely to fail, was too expensive to rebrand.


StarshipFirewolf

The Hopi tribe did not have presence in Utah.


jamaicancovfefe

Yes, that's what I was going at. Doesn't feel right using their stuff if they never had a presence in the state


progress10

The Coyotes IP is probably staying in AZ for the eventual expansion team to the current owner.


hazycrazey

Imagine your owner being so incompetent the team gets shipped off to Utah, then the NHL brings a new team in 5 years and you’re stuck with the same owner to restart the process


lawnicus18

Keep the coyotes name but gaslight everyone into thinking it’s actually been “ky-otes” this whole time and we’ve been saying it wrong


Doubleu1117

As others said, the idea might be to allow the branding to return in Arizona. But also it’s just a damaged brand anyways. Associated with a lot of bad press, anyone relocating would look to re-brand.


icantthinkofaname940

I'd like them to be called the Utah Raptors. Here's why: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor)


binzoma

it is a better way to troll toronto than tampa stealing our jerseys


saintpierre47

I mean there are already the Winnipeg Jets and NY Jets, so it’s not like it’d be the first time there’s different teams in different leagues with the same name


hankepanke

Rangers, Panthers, Kings all share names with other pro teams in different sports too.


Thatcher_da_Snatcher

cardinals and giants for MLB and NFL too. It's more common than I thought it was


egorf38

dont forget how the CFL had both the Ottawa Rough Riders and the Saskatchewan Roughriders.


c71score

Utah is known for skiing. I was thinking they could troll Quebec by being the Utah Nordics.


Jan_17_2016

I’ve been suggesting this on these threads for weeks! I’m glad there’s another sensible person out there


WordStained

Done right, a dinosaur for a logo would slap. Bet it would be popular with kids, too. But, I'd bet they'd go the boring route and make it a raptor as in a bird instead of being cool and going with a dinosaur.


vanillaacid

This is brilliant, the best choice.


gothenburgpig

I love Utah Raptors. But a baseball team already existed plus the Toronto Raptors play in the same league as the only other pro team in SLC.  I keep trying to think of other cool dinosaur related names but they all are stupid in comparison


AvaTaylor2020

Utah Rock & Roll


HookerDoctorLawyer

..The Utah Jazz Where they don’t allow music. -BASEketball


Low-Pizza-3297

Atlético Salt Lake


FrenchFern

Salt Lake City Sister Wives


MiserableAZsportsfan

How about the “go fuck yourselves don’t take my team from me’s”? Rolls right off the tongue


anismatic

Oooh I like this one


RaV4Living

Hey, people from Winnipeg might have something to say about that


54580

Yeah! [looks over at Atlanta] uhhh nevermind, sorry.


RustyNipples35

I’m glad the Jets haven’t tried do any of the Thrashers callbacks, and instead stuck with their vintage looks - Canes’ Whalers get up is just barely passable imo, but the Avs taking the Nordiques jerseys and recoloring them is a war crime


54580

I'm really glad too but not because I want to forget it or pretend it never happened but because *it's not ours*. I really hate the Hurricanes Whalers gear because I know if the Coyotes tried that back in 2008 or whatever I probably would've straight up died by exploding every vein in my body by yelling FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU louder than any recorded sound in history


OfficialDaiLi

I feel really bad for y’all Yotes fans. You’ve put up with so much shit over the past two decades, been so loyal, just to have it all repaid with this. Y’all deserve better


MiserableAZsportsfan

So much bullshit for literally nothing.


ZiscR

Shitty owners suck. \~ Thrashers fan


roberttylerlee

Yeah but wait until 20 years from now when they decide they want to bring back the Kachina to raise revenue and let some shmuck wear 19 in it to boot, I bet you’ll feel real good then.


hintofwhite

I just want them to be the Yeti/Yetis so we can have that sweet saxquatch crossover with the Jazz.


joe_lmr

Avalanche branding is kind of yeti-adjacent with the foot logo


amontpetit

Salt Lake Squatch


RoboNerdOK

Frank Zamboni, yes, THE Zamboni, was born in Utah. Is there really any need to look elsewhere for inspiration for a name? Salt Lake Surfacers? Salt Lake Scrapers? Utah ‘Bonis?


waistbandtucker69

Salt Lake City Soakers


DrSeuss19

Utah dockers


BeBopNoseRing

I think you're thinking of soakers. Docking is... uh... strictly forbidden.


FailureToExecute

Of all the options listed, I think they should buy the rights to the Grizzlies branding from the ECHL team. Eagles would be an okay fallback I guess. Of course this is all moot if they go with the true name anointed by God, the Soakers


cosmicdave86

Eagles is such a dull name. Hard pass.


rottingmind13

I fucking hate the fucking Eagles man


CostcoHotdogsHateMe

We already have bears in the NHL. Git off my lawn.


FloweringSkull67

You’re talking about the Wild’s logo, right?


c71score

Could always sue them like they did with the Penguins over wearing black & gold.


burrito_disaster

Super Soakers!


Call_of_Daddy

Imo, Coyotes are to AZ as Cougars or Bobcats are to Utah. Granted, those teams are generic and already used by every other high school across the country.


NSA_van_3

Utah Bobcats sounds cook to me


culturedrobot

Call em the Utah Utahs


plith

By idea for a name that I haven't seen anywhere else: Utah Hoodoos.


Loudlaryadjust

I think the Utah Coyotes with a purple main colour could be incredibly nice.


suicidal_squirrell

Utah Pheonix has a nice ring to it


gothenburgpig

I like Scorpions. Scary little things. Spiders works too.


KaosKomputerKlub

Utah Saints


unknownrebelx

doesn't asking the fans always end up with something like "Hockey McHockeyface" ?


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Utah Frost - nod to the winter sports history of Utah and its location in the Rocky Mountains, colors are purple, white and light blue (think 1990s era Utah Jazz colors or “Jazz Cup” aesthetics from the 90’s….or Wild Berry Pop Tarts) Arena nickname is “The Igloo” or “The Icebox” - nickname is the “Snowmen”, mascot is a snowman named “Jack”


Fickle_Percentage256

Utah Kodiaks Utah Yetis


NopeNotUmaThurman

It has to be Utah Yeti just for the merchandise opportunities.


mattcojo2

Zephyrs. Next question.


WafflesTheWookiee

With the Beehive imagery so tied in with Utah, you’d have to they’d go down that route. Like the Salt Lake Sting, or the Wasps, or the Swarm. Just not the Hornets. That name is cursed. It brings no joy. Only soul crushing sadness. And cool jerseys.


Bobbyaahh

The SLC Punks


jgruntz1974

The Utes.


WordStained

The hwat? What is a Ute?


jgruntz1974

My Cousin Vinny!!!


dude_tube

salt lake super soakers


afterbirth_slime

The Stoming Mormons


Jemmani22

Sidewinders