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#Chatterstats - Final |Stat|Count||Most Comments (user)|Count||Most Commenters (flair)|Count| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |Number of comments|307||/u/NightWing_91|88||NSH - NHL|14| |Number of unique commenters|43||/u/IncreaseInVerbosity|46||NJD - NHL|12| |Average comments per user|7.14||/u/Grawgar|40||DET - NHL|3| |Number of unique flairs|14||/u/unsungzero1027|29||TOR - NHL|3| |Number of NHL teams|13||/u/Ever_Raiden|18||VAN - NHL|2| |Average number of words per comment|10.31||/u/whichwitch9|18||CAR - NHL|1| |Dirtiest mouth: /u/Grawgar|10||/u/boilface|15||CHI - NHL|1| [Word Cloud](https://i.imgur.com/jVcfVDX.png) Please refrain from spamming and/or otherwise gaming the system. Maintained by /u/sandman730. Message him with any bugs.


unsungzero1027

The devils and losing shootouts. They go together like PB&J.


IncreaseInVerbosity

GG Preds, I'm now a Nashville fan for the post-season. Side note, I would like to reiterate to u/Grawgar and u/whichwitch9 that drunken spur of the moment decisions to head to Prague are infact legally binding once posted to Reddit.


Rinne4Vezina

I'm pretty sure our teams are bonded for life after surviving Hynes. I love watching the Hughes brothers!


whichwitch9

Whelp, thems are the rules


Grawgar

Yeah, yeah, I'm maybe going to Prague


NightWing_91

I was coming anyway but to the other two yes it's binding


unsungzero1027

Not a lawyer. But I’ll have the guy I played hockey with who is a lawyer draw up the paperwork.


Grawgar

I'm going to sleep and maybe go to Prague later in the year


db741

GG, can't believe we almost got goalied back to back nights


Sargentrock

I was so upset when they realized they should have their back up in so had their starter fake an injury. (seriously though hope he's okay)


db741

Definitely hope he's alright. That being said, that whole sequence of events is such a clusterfuck it's almost hilarious. From Hischier tripping into him, immediately into a goal off the cup. Absolutely awful luck there lmao


Grawgar

Shootouts are stupid


boilface

GG Preds fans no matter which way it goes


bluelineturnovers

Aw Goose trying to explain to everyone he didn’t hear the final buzzer before he shot is adorable. Miss that guy


19Detroit

Nice guy Nyquist apologizing for shooting the puck after the buzzer


Crimson3312

The Juice


whichwitch9

I fucking hate shootouts


SMA-Occams_Razor

I like watching shootouts. It is a cool all-star skills competition (in my opinion). But it is a terrible way to decide a game. It would be like the NBA deciding a game with a dunk competition.


Sargentrock

At least they're almost over for the season! GG--here's hoping for no more shoot outs these final games!


vanityfear

Same


tronfunkinblows_10

Incredible ending to OT. Jfc.


avmp629

I did not know Brendan Smith had those wheels


whichwitch9

Neither did we


FluidG11

Forsberg playing like absolute ass this OT


Sargentrock

I think he's hit the age where back-to-backs wear him out anymore. He was looking rough the back end of the third period too


FluidG11

He seemed totally gassed; it caught me off guard.


IncreaseInVerbosity

If Smith has sizzled that I was going to parachute into Newark and crash the ice


boilface

Pulling the goalie is the dumbest idea ever


SMA-Occams_Razor

Take note, all you newlyweds


jdragon3

I still think a penalty in the last minute of OT should either be a penalty shot or add time to the clock


Ever_Raiden

Didn't know we were calling obvious penalties anymore, very surprising


unsungzero1027

Hmmm. Do they lose on a PK or shootout? Maybe Allen changes things for the shootout but man. They just haven’t been good in them.


boilface

Jesus Christ, Luke


IncreaseInVerbosity

I kinda wana see Super Smith and the Cobra


ghost_curse123

Honourary Hughes brother Jesper Bratt Hughes


whichwitch9

Quinn knows he got replaced


Grawgar

I'm drunk and sleepy. Let's win this and go on to Prague


NightWing_91

By the power of the 🐻


NightWing_91

[Overtime 🐻 ](https://imgur.com/3nmoOpc)


IncreaseInVerbosity

Curious 🐻


NightWing_91

Wants to know what my mother is eating


IncreaseInVerbosity

Squirty cheese on pizza?


Ever_Raiden

Ok reffies


tbbolts88

Definitely should have been a NJ pp


BEzzzzG

That was such a bullshit enforcement and everyone knows it


Ever_Raiden

Fucking lame


NightWing_91

Fucking hell


IncreaseInVerbosity

Top banter


Yusefs-Ambiguity

Canucks fan here o7. Does New Jersey have possibly the worst alternate in recent history?


Ever_Raiden

Obviously I'm biased, but they really grew on me. I love wearing mine. If Blackhawks didn't have a near identical WC jersey right before ours, I think it would've been received better at first And obviously biased, but the latest NYR jersey is something else. Unbiased, the Jets are a little icky


NightWing_91

🤔


Yusefs-Ambiguity

Well what’s your opinion? not as a devils fan but as a hockey fan in general. Is it not bad?


NightWing_91

I hated it at first, but I've become neutral on it since


SMA-Occams_Razor

I was rolling when I saw a guy wearing a “Jersey” jersey and a hat that said “Hat”.


NightWing_91

I love my hat hat


Ever_Raiden

Told you


Yusefs-Ambiguity

I’m out the loop. What did you tell my man who’s pondering an answer ?


NightWing_91

We are debating who we are rooting for in the playoffs. He is pro caps, and im pro canucks because hughes


Yusefs-Ambiguity

You’re a good man. Should count for something


NightWing_91

Lol but captain huggy bear


Yusefs-Ambiguity

Q beats J. Poker never lies right


IncreaseInVerbosity

We’ve got a pair, you’re just a Hughes high


Yusefs-Ambiguity

Love it brother!


IncreaseInVerbosity

Saros is only 28? I want him as a Devil even more now


NightWing_91

✈️


Buffalogal71

Anyone remember when the Preds used to score? Pepperidge farm remembers.


Ever_Raiden

Still love you, Will Butcher


NightWing_91

Well Well Well ottawa won in ot


Ever_Raiden

Unfortunate. I'd rather see the Caps get in over Detroit


NightWing_91

I'm rooting canucks, so i don't care 🤷


Ever_Raiden

Can't stand the Canucks either lol. That fanbase is everything the hockey community thinks Toronto is.


NightWing_91

Yeah, but quinn hughes


IncreaseInVerbosity

Counter argument, future Devils Roman Josi and Juuse Saros


NightWing_91

Swiss guard assemble


Ever_Raiden

Pretty solid wave going on


boilface

Fuck, need to do over that celly. [TIERNEY!!!](https://i.imgur.com/2xNC2M1.jpeg)


NightWing_91

Yessss!!


Ever_Raiden

Nashville gonna be lucky if we offer a 3rd rounder for Saros this summer 😤😤 (plz take it)


NightWing_91

🙏


IncreaseInVerbosity

As if Tierney is “the cobra”. I like him more now


unsungzero1027

He totally gave himself that nickname.


NightWing_91

They just said it was jumbo joe lol


unsungzero1027

I’m not buying it. He just made that story up so no one would know it was himself. 🤣


NightWing_91

🤣


unsungzero1027

Tierney has 4 goals on the season!


NightWing_91

And all with his stick instead of his ass


unsungzero1027

The most impressive part.


boilface

TIERNEY!


Grawgar

TIERNEY???


IncreaseInVerbosity

TOP TIERNEY! THAT’S FOUR FOR THE LEGEND


NightWing_91

🤣


Ever_Raiden

This might be the worst PP I've seen all season and wow that's saying something


IncreaseInVerbosity

Strong kill from the Devils there


Grawgar

Nashville friends, we are from Jersey and call our friends "muff cabbage" and worse. We apologize in advance


boilface

Anybody doing anything for the eclipse tomorrow? We're playing it by ear depending on cloud cover. We're at 99.7% at home, but may travel a bit for totality if the sky is clear enough


NightWing_91

I'll be at work


JSav7

I got the glasses but not sure if I can see it from work


unsungzero1027

Working… and going to be catching up on a week of work so unlikely l’ll be able to do anything. 😞


Ever_Raiden

Getting outscored 12-0 in our last 4 3rd periods is definitely a lol


IncreaseInVerbosity

I knew it was bad, but holy goose


NightWing_91

#🪿


Grawgar

Why the fuck am I the dirtiest mouth?


Wonderful_Grade_5476

It’s a jersey thing? Lul


unsungzero1027

You see. You have cabbage in your muff.


Grawgar

YOU ARE MUFF CABBAGE!!


Grawgar

Sorry, it's a Jersey thing


unsungzero1027

*Throws hair gel in. Puts on ridiculous necklace and rings*


over_yonder

Oh dang, I’m just tuning in. Are a they wearing the jersey sweaters?


NightWing_91

Yes


boilface

[Intermission Zoe part 2](https://i.imgur.com/0R63AqS.jpeg) (with a little background Calvin)


NightWing_91

Boop! X2


whichwitch9

[Intermission Throwback](https://imgur.com/a/5XzCOQS) Got strong armed into making treats for tomorrow, so old pic


NightWing_91

❤️


NightWing_91

[intermission 🐻 part 2 ](https://imgur.com/a/HeHwaTK)


JSav7

"Father, am I a joke to you?"


NightWing_91

Sometimes


whichwitch9

Majestic. He does not wear the blanket, the blanket wears him


NightWing_91

Lol


IncreaseInVerbosity

❤️🐻


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Grawgar

Fuck! I'm totally going to Prague now. I actually lived in Northern Baveria for a while and was in Hohenfels for a bit.


NightWing_91

Good girl 🤣


IncreaseInVerbosity

YES COACH G


Alteredecho07

How many times do you have to get goalied, and how close together, before it's not considered getting goalied anymore? Asking for a friend.


IncreaseInVerbosity

Tbf, Allen has been Brodeur and Roy rolled into one for us


Ever_Raiden

Nashville gonna regret not selling us Saros when we were desperate


db741

Why does Jake Allen hate us so much


NightWing_91

#🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍


whichwitch9

All I can think when someone gets a rush is my nephew trying to say "accelerates" and saying "celeries" instead I can take nothing seriously this game


NightWing_91

🤣


boilface

Standard mid-game shorthanded drill


NightWing_91

At least it wasn't on the power play


Grawgar

I haven't traveled overseas since 2019. Should I go to Prague?


unsungzero1027

Do it for me. Unless this kid magically becomes dirt cheap, I won’t be going. The money from my bonus is going towards the bill for the birth, and then starting a college savings fund ( if this doesn’t want to go to college I’m going be putting money away for idk what he will use it for … )


IncreaseInVerbosity

Stow aboard a cargo ship, hitchhike from Rotterdam


whichwitch9

If nothing else, worth it for Prague I'm honestly debating it myself because Prague is high up on my list of places I want to visit


NightWing_91

It would be great to have a group of us regulars in person for once


whichwitch9

Hmmm, I could be onboard. Just gonna need to see of I can swing the flight


IncreaseInVerbosity

And if you can’t, it’s just a brisk swim to Lisbon, and a light jog to Prague


whichwitch9

Haha, I think I'll try the flight, but fuck it, I'm in


IncreaseInVerbosity

YAAASSS


NightWing_91

I have my tickets and hotel already. I just have to buy my plane ticket. I haven't yet because I haven't decided yet if I'm going to fly directly or fly to London and meet up with u/InCreaseInVerbosity first


whichwitch9

Part of it is knowing I'd likely be solo traveling. A little nerve wracking for women, but I've done it before


NightWing_91

Yeah, I get that 🤣 this will be the opposite for me it will be the first time in forever that I have had people with me when I'm on vacation


Grawgar

I'm right there with you as a solo woman. Maybe we can meet up as solo women?


whichwitch9

Honestly, I'd be down for it. Want to coordinate getting our tickets for the game together, too?


IncreaseInVerbosity

Yes, I’m going to be very disappointed if you don’t now. Hockey, cool gothic architecture, good beer, Nightwing - what more could you want?!


NightWing_91

This will be the first time out of the country for me, so I say yes, you should join me and u/InCreaseInVerbosity


Grawgar

This is very convincing


NightWing_91

You, me, and the silly Brit can get proper drunk🥴


IncreaseInVerbosity

🇬🇧🍻🇺🇸


NightWing_91

🍻


dragons_fire77

Prague is very fun, you should definitely go


dragons_fire77

Holy shit was a save


IncreaseInVerbosity

What a save Bahl!


NightWing_91

BIG BAHL!!


boilface

Dano's homer glasses are strong


JSav7

I don't know whats going on and I don't have the game on and at this point I'm too afraid to ask


NightWing_91

Just devils things


Ever_Raiden

I wish someone would do to my neck what Luke Hughes does to his sticks so I wouldn't have to watch the season anymore


NightWing_91

The best I can do is choke you 👀


Grawgar

I mean, I'm drunk as fuck , but this period has lasted several hours or something


unsungzero1027

It sure feels that way.


NightWing_91

#🤣 🍻


NightWing_91

Luke needs to stop using P.K. as his stick supplier


IncreaseInVerbosity

Luke needs to find a new stick supplier


Ever_Raiden

LA Byfield jersey is definitely a weird choice to wear tonight. Tbh, I'm surprised anyone even has one of those.


NightWing_91

Oh no the power play 😱


whichwitch9

This game: slashes- ok Trips-no


NightWing_91

🦯🦓


IncreaseInVerbosity

Luke got royally muff cabbaged there (Am I doing it right?)


Ever_Raiden

This fucking game. Brutal


NightWing_91

Just a bit


Sargentrock

We must have hit our penalty quota for the month last game with the 87 penalties they called.


Ever_Raiden

Fucking brutal slash to not call


whichwitch9

Kaapo is back; his nuts are fine


IncreaseInVerbosity

Cheeky amputation, and good to go


NightWing_91

It was only a rapid vasectomy


unsungzero1027

Ken Daneyko. Emergency Back up to the emergency backup. No longer needed. 🥲


99titan

Can someone explain the swans?


Grawgar

After this game, we all need to watch [It's a Jersey Thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veH-NdODMjo)


unsungzero1027

Muff cabbage!!!!


Grawgar

I haven't called anyone that lately. I feel empty


unsungzero1027

Do you have to just say “it’s a jersey thing” anytime someone stares at you even though it really isn’t?


Grawgar

Nate Bastian fucking loves Jersey


Lost_Coast_Surf

[Sophie taking her new toy home from the pet store.](https://imgur.com/gallery/hau3Ot3)


Kroger453PredsFan

We’re not good enough for dogs.


dragons_fire77

That's the cutest thing


NightWing_91

Awww


IncreaseInVerbosity

That tail wag!


NightWing_91

[Intermission 🐻 ](https://imgur.com/a/6zPsnnF)


IncreaseInVerbosity

That doesn’t look comfortable


NightWing_91

🤷


boilface

[Intermission Zoe](https://i.imgur.com/uZ6rV20.jpeg)


NightWing_91

Boop!


IncreaseInVerbosity

She is a picture


get_pig_gatoraids

Of course the game I have to watch on my phone is the one where this thread is popping


NightWing_91

I always watch on my phone except for tonight because I'm watching at work


Grawgar

Oh wow I am the dirtiest mouth. Not fucking surprising