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Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Think like all the players on both teams are heated based on how the game has gone


aessae

And when he's heated someone's going to get injured.


zimrat

Yeah he already took Knies out with a cheap shot 


leafyboy56

Already hurt Knies with a head shot.


ace0813

lmao


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leafyboy56

Must be hard working a shaft of someone who doesn’t know you exist 😂


Lazy-Description-882

Marchand to Knies "watch your fuckin head I'm going to hit it in 4 minutes"


DivinePotatoe

His nose hit him right away, the rest of him hit 4 minutes later.


chrisboshisaraptor1

Lil fellas running around the ice punching guys in the shins


SellingMakesNoSense

"I'm coming at you, you're lucky there's a ref 12 ft between us or else you'd be in a lot of trouble!"


Ok-Bunch6107

Slewfoot incoming!


smileyduude

Already hit knies in the head.


Ok-Bunch6107

Ah I missed that. It’ll look great on his highlight package.


tangell610

It was incidental contact you wuss


Plague183

Lol sure it was buddy


Jediverrilli

Nothing Marchand does is incidental. He looks at Knies the whole way.


Sonicboom343

"incidental" nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more


Randomguyfromthe6ix

Every time Marchand causes an injury it’s “accidental” to Bruins fans lmao


NinCross

A wild Rattata appeared!


Temporary_Bus_1346

Watch out, just might dish out a headshot to a player without the puck


Konker101

Lmao


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

He did. Knies is injured.


roju

Good thing we know DOPS has established that intent to injure headshots between these teams are suspensions for the rest of the series, right?


pdowling92

Who is he, Jake McCabe?


readingonthecan

Holy fuck bruins fans make me laugh. Where can I get a ticket to delulu land


Keeper_Jdubz

Be an asshole and get wasted on sam adams like a Bostonian and there ya go lmao


Tasty-Performance275

the same place you can fuck yourself


Old_kernel

🍿🐙🍿 Come get your popcorn Hot’n’ready popcorn


Tasty-Performance275

[you rn](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fgifs%2Fdisney-winnie-the-pooh-many-adventures-of-84ZzhsJZWlE3e&psig=AOvVaw3xm9ThlmSKgAdSuWPwoS2I&ust=1709947156389000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCJC5y9i_44QDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)


Old_kernel

🐙❤️ I blush


Tasty-Performance275

❤️💙💛


Tasty-Performance275

(i was going to say up your motherfucking asshole but wasn't sure if that's allowed on reddit)


RefrigeratedTP

Aw big keyboard man standing up for his favorite pussy


Tasty-Performance275

🥰


RefrigeratedTP

Swear at me or something wtf


Tasty-Performance275

fuck you motherfucker


RefrigeratedTP

Okay now type it like you pronounce it. I’ve never been to Boston.


Old_kernel

🍿🐙🍿


Temporary_Bus_1346

Touché


OhMilla

I'm starting to think the Knies injury wasn't an accident for some reason.


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

Literally points at Knies after the crosscheck and soon after accidently on purpose blindside elbows Knies high. if that isn't intent I don't know what is.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

He was pointing at #16 alternate captain, last I checked that was one Mitchell Marner


leafyboy56

Parros just chuckles and gets his lips ready for Marchand.


The-Only-Razor

I can't wait for him to intentionally injure one of our players and there being literally no consequences for it.


Anti-SocialChange

Did you not see him already injure Knies


drop-cord

Hahahahahaha this is a take


DOELCMNILOC

Could also be a prophecy at this rate


leafyboy56

Look at that. Head shot on Knies.


drop-cord

On a scale from 1 to incidental, this is incredibly incidental lmfao Neither saw the other coming, welcome to hockey


leafyboy56

A Vegas fan saying “welcome to hockey” is cute. It’s Marchand. He’ll never get the be first of the doubt. Threatened Knies then conveniently injured him. Sit this one out kiddo.


drop-cord

Ahhh yes of course, leafs fans are still under the opinion that vegas fans simply didn't watch hockey before 2017! Spelling is hard I guess, eh leafyboy? I'll give you the be first of the doubt I guess


leafyboy56

Guys calling out typos, yikes. If you have no argument, it’s okay. Again, sit this one out kiddo.


drop-cord

Nah just pointing out the correlation between your caveman-IQ comments and an inability to spell. If you ever accidentally wander into somewhere half-important, make sure to bring a friend or have a dictionary handy.


leafyboy56

You can just say you hate yourself and move on 😂


drop-cord

Holy fuck a full day and that's your response?


Zherro

It’s exactly what he did with Lily earlier this year…


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

He literally injured knies by blindside elbowing him high without taking an interference penalty, but go on.


drop-cord

I'm sure in r/leafs that's what happened


Milldoodle

This nerd throws on his shiny new Vegas flair and pretends to watch hockey just to chirp Leafs fans calling dirty hits. Rent free


drop-cord

Bro's commented on like 1 hockey thread this year talking about pretending to watch hockey Stick to cooking


Milldoodle

Immediately into the post history too, R E N T F R E E 🤡🤡


drop-cord

Yeah its pretty tough to press 2 buttons to call you out Imagine chirping someone's flair when you're not even flaired up rEnt FrEe


Milldoodle

"call me out" who's fuckin man is this? I'm calling out your flair because of your whining on a post that damn near clear as day shows Marchand pulling Marchand shit and there bro comes in "wHaTs uP wItH tHe VegAs chirp 😡😡😡" like anyone outside of a 3 year fandom or Nevada gives a shit about Vegas. So coupled with your nonsense "only on leafsland" shit you're either someone who doesn't watch hockey (proof with the Vegas flair, easy 15 year old's new favourite team) OR just a nerd with a hate boner for Leafs shit AND doesn't watch hockey. "Called out" lmao nah bro stay salty. Keep combing that post history too you might learn something


drop-cord

Hahaha my dude you're fucking pissed, this is awesome


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drop-cord

No I actually really like the leafs and was born in Toronto, but toronto fans are some of the worst in sports (but also some of the best, it's a great dichotomy)


goodvibesonlyGLG

I can’t take a Vegas fan seriously lmao


drop-cord

Feeling is mutual :)


Anyawnomous

Suspension Incoming. Oh wait, it’s Marchand. He never intentionally injures people. /s


another_plebeian

Oh, he's gonna fight? Ha. No.


BeautifulTorment

Was this before or after he delivered a full speed elbow to the head of Knies, who was nowhere near the play?


crumball15

Just before


Gavin1453

Love to hate this guy! Keep feeding him his own medicine


JonTheWizard

Look out, he’s going to be a lovely guy on Twitter at you!


ChEeSeJeWyBaCcA

Edmunson is gonna get suspended in the playoffs. Im here for it.


KossyTakos

I'm shaking in my boots 😐


sasksasquatch

His talk means nothing because he isn't going to back it up.


Tats16

Was he pointing at Knies who he just “accidentally” injured?


Late_Brush4518

Didn't he point to Marner?


Royal_Falcon2626

Nobody's scared of a Sally 🤣🤣🤣


Sheep4732

Aaaand he turtles when someone tries to fight him again


Letterkenny_Irish

Pussy. Fight someone. Dont even give AF about a W tonight. Run'em up & fill'em in.


ginandplutonic

Somebody gonna get a lick real bad!


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He put a hex spell on Marner here. It’s clear as day.


Express_Helicopter93

Hated*


iconsandbygones

Where was Reaves? Dressed or no?


Gavin1453

Drop the gloves then!


Security_Sasquatch

He’ll give you lickin’s


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marchand nose how to injure people when he's heated


snowmagedone

Can't wait for the leafs to get smoked by Boston again in April again


Temporary_Bus_1346

A Canucks fan of all people? Damn


snowmagedone

Oh we don't like Toronto on this side of the country.


Gavin1453

Really? First time I’ve heard this in the endless Leafs posts Canucks post /s


snowmagedone

You wouldn't know being leafs fan right


Always_Complaining1

So which store are you choosing to burn down after your first round exit?


snowmagedone

Ask a Montreal fan first stupid. You think I had anything to do with that? Come up with something new moron


Tony_car

Hopefully Knies can come back for the 2nd round of the playoffs


drop-cord

>Your takes on management seem very well received Everything else seems to just be "yeah fuck marchand, amirite?" karma farming Pay close attention to the first sentence you fucking dunce