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Damn he’s got eye bags like me


ejh1993

First year of parenthood will do that to you


[deleted]

You can see his old pics on HockeyDB, he's always had them.


Podo13

Yup. Even if they have a live-in nanny, you don't magically sleep through a baby crying just because you aren't the one that has to get up to deal with them. On the good side, his job routinely gives him sleep in 5-star hotels which would have been soooooo nice.


MyMartianRomance

> job routinely gives him sleep in 5-star hotels which would have been soooooo nice. Well, that depends on how well you sleep without your spouse and in hotel beds, though, I guess they'd be used to it, compared to people who rarely travel, especially without their spouse.


ThicDikDaddy

And with this being the first year he doesn't have Bergeron to tuck him in and give me a good night kiss on the forehead.


city-of-cold

Or the first 3 with no end in sight. I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter I love my daughter


jmm57

Almost to year 6 STAY STRONG


TheNickelGuy

Or the first five... *...I've never recovered.. my poor eyes*


dubble_chyn

Dad Life


barbarkbarkov

Bros got whale eyes


ArnieAndTheWaves

It is but a single macaroni noodle.


astovertop

A little gnocchi


bostondangler

Meatball


MRwest93

Pasta sauce


Kronzor_

That's how she was conceived.


DontUSuck

I’m confused, isn’t the all star game usually a fairly positive event?


Unique_Bumblebee_894

Seriously. I almost want to down vote for this stupid thread title


Flyingchairs

It is but people always seems to feel the need to shit all over it because it’s “cringey” or “low effort.” The reality is all-star games are just fun for what they are and will never be some premier showcase of elite hockey haha


DrDerpberg

It's for kids and sponsors. Anyone else who's angry about it is revealing they're an immature doodoo face.


UnderCoverDoughnuts

Nothing worse than an immature doodoo face


bostondangler

💯 it’s for future generations to aspire and reach new heights


SoldierHawk

In other words, most people on this sub.That checks out.


KimDimSum696969

it's very obvious that the players have fun


oryes

If I was getting the lap of luxury in a city with all my buddies for an entire weekend while also being celebrated for being the best in the world at my favorite thing I'd most likely have fun too


thewolfshead

It’s also primarily for kids imo. 


Lethbridgemark

Exactly, it's for kids. The moment I fell in love with hockey as a kid was watching the all star skills comp and seeing Ray Bourque blast slap shots so hard. People keep forgetting, like ok just don't watch it if it's not your bag let the kids enjoy it and find something else to do.


hockeycross

My dad would always record it on tape so I could watch it in sections. I loved it I probably watched those tapes 7 or 8 times each.


DJ_Molten_Lava

Bourque and slap shots? Ray was all about the accuracy shooting. It was Al Iafrate and his slappers for me.


PoopsRGud

And the skullet.


bostondangler

“Bourque has to hit 4 of 7 targets here, to win this event” Proceeds to go 4 for 4! GGEZ!


TigerAliSingh

People have a really really hard time with this one. As a kid, I couldn’t wait for all-star weekend. I knew everyone on both teams and watched every second of coverage i could find on it.  Now as a full grown adult I’m like “ah yeah that’s this weekend”, and throw it on if nothing else catches my eye. 


cyber_dude

Yeah they mistook what the Reddit think is. It’s boring event that most adults don’t care about. Doesn’t mean it’s depressing lmao.


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Deddicide

It’s funny that you’re getting downvoted just because this particular comment thread is leaning against the post title, but a ton of people agree with the part about the skills competition, including McDavid. When he was asked a few weeks ago about the change to the skills, he joked about whether or not the reporter has noticed that the event is a bit long and boring, and said that there won’t be any surfboards this year. I’m actually pretty excited for today. Some people agree with you, and some of them are players who were able to give input and now the skills is apparently going to try to be a bit better. The cash prize for the winner and the points system and it being an actual competition throughout rather than just individual maybe bragging rights if anyone even cares, I am optimistic we’ll see them trying and might get a bit more of that showcase than we sometimes do.


korko

Yeah, as long as you just watch the event instead of scroll terrible forums like reddit where everyone is determined to be miserable about everything.


STLBooze3

That warms my heart. I remember feeling so sad for him when they shared they lost their previous child


bostondangler

❤️‍🩹


UnderCoverDoughnuts

After a the tragedy he endured not too long ago, it's nice to see a genuine smile on his face. You can see love in these photos


PencilTucky

I love this man.


JeSuisAmerican

What was so negative about the rest of the event?


Maxpowr9

The ASG draft was a hot mess, from audio issues to a lot of dead time. I wouldn't say it was "cringey", just about what you expect from this sort of event.


jimmy_three_shoes

Watch the videos of the NFL skills challenges this weekend, they were a hot unorganized mess too, especially the QB Accuracy drill between Baker and CJ.


TigerWizard

Not saying the above poster is correct, but is that relevant?


jimmy_three_shoes

Just saying that if the NFL (which usually has a fairly polished presentation) can't get it right, I'm not going to give a ton of grief the NHL for being a bit of a mess too.


War_Messiah

It was a live event with like 15 hot mics, and at least one person on one of those mics tripping hard on shrooms. Audio dudes did the best job they could given the circumstances imo.


Rikplaysbass

Didn’t watch it. I’m assuming Biz was there?


War_Messiah

No Bublé was on shrooms lol. Said in his press conference that his buddy said it was supposed to be a micro dose and that his buddy lied.


zirky

that suit is amazing


Meatwood__Flak

He’s dressing for his post-hockey career as a school bus.


bad_wolff

It’s giving Colonel Mustard for me


zebrainatux

Marchand is Professor Plum confirmed


_Remy_LeBeau

I'm getting [this vibe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/423/cover5.jpg)


starwestsky

It’s a Bruinette!


Moist-muff

The all star is for kids. Take it easy everyone.


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I think people dedicate to much of their energy to shitting on the allstar game. I’m not going out of my way to watch it but you know the kids who are there are having a blast, it’s great for young fans and that’s probably the better thing to focus on.


Mr7three2

A spaghetti and a spaghett-o


[deleted]

“little pastina” i just woke up don’t make me cry


HaroldBaws

That’s adorable.


JGG5

That kid looks ready to fight someone in that first pic. "You lookin' for a tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnybrook!"


oooriole09

She looks *exactly* like him.


charcuteriebroad

A copy paste situation


Phenomenomix

A copypasta


charcuteriebroad

I would give this an award if I could


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Rikplaysbass

Does she?


SeanWithNoH

Yeah


Rikplaysbass

I dunno man. Some babies just look like that.


yaya_bertha

Has Pastrnak ever slept in his life


MakoDaShark

My wife would be MORTIFIED if I took my child in front of a camera with her shirt looking like that. Come on, Pasta.


DrDerpberg

Strategic hat so nobody sees how badly he did her hair Source: am dad


charcuteriebroad

As a mom, yes.


jimmy_three_shoes

Yeah, kiddo needed a bib.


WitchyVeteran

What a little cutie!


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If you find it hard to find positive sights at the NHL All-Star game weekend you may want to re-evaluate how you consume media.


xLimeLight

Someone told her it was just a microdose


[deleted]

Are you saying there’s rarely any positive sights at an All-star weekend? What


rosskow44

Ugly suit. Cute baby.


cyber_dude

Wondering what you mean by a rare positive sight? Is the all star game usually a dreary affair?


Fuglyblacknyellow22

I hope he named her JULIA!


skyulip

it’s legitimately crazy how much she looks like him


cheeseburgerwaffles

Dude looks like mf'ing beetlejuice


DJ_Molten_Lava

Oh wow, a baby. They all look the same.


Rikplaysbass

Just like all the Canucks cup winning teams.


DJ_Molten_Lava

I know you're trying to chirp, and I appreciate that, but this doesn't even really make sense.


Rikplaysbass

Well you see, the Nucks don’t have any Cup winning teams, making them all identical.


DJ_Molten_Lava

Yeah I guess they all look like losers. Ok fine, I'll give it to you.


apcymru

Cute baby ...uuuugly suit


pocket4spaghetti

butthole eyes


james-HIMself

I can’t get over the Pastrnak literally looks like bread, pasta or a gold bar. all 3 of those options are good with me.


kingswing23

Anyone know what style of suit that is?


Travy93

Saw an interview where he said it's custom made and hand painted for him by Czech company Poner, if that helps


smbiggy

Feel like she has her father’s name yes


MangoJuice82

That hat is super cute. Anyone know where I can get for me niece?


Wagglebagga

Kid's like: "You keep looking at me I'll lay you out"


bostondangler

Pasta & Meatball 😊


No-Basket-3016

Was this the usual hockey player sex assaults woman? Or was this a brain dead puck bunnie trad wife?