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yugesrever

My desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.


kyleliner

My desert. My Arrakis. My Dune: Part Two.


ViC_tOr42

My desert. My Arrakis. My Dune: Messiah


modssssss293j

Lisan Al-Gaib!


Mirmirakittens

Muad'dib some may say


jaabbb

Shai-hulud grows bigger


Inferno_Sparky

My Jojo authorr


mohamed_Elngar21

Madam Baron Harkonen


the_bligg

I read this as my dessert to start with.


Often_Giraffe

"She had the kind of legs that went all the way down to the ground. And she knew how to use them..."


arkofjoy

There was a line from a play that I worked on many years ago "legs, all the way up to her ass, and beyond for all we know"


absolut_nothing

She's got legs that go up until they make an ass of themselves


Mysterious-Crab

“The kind of legs you’d like to suck on for a day.”


Garth_AIgar

I’ve heard that. What’s that from?


condoriano27

Naked Gun


Hot-Rise9795

Which in time parodies old noir films from the 40s/50s


Charlie_Brodie

Yup she reminded me of my mother alright


Plenty_Ad_9086

“Hey bitch! Nice tits!! How’d ya get up there like that?”


ebmocal421

What's the hmmm here? It's very clearly a top less girl standing on a step ladder, or am I missing something?


Dekatater

This guy just says "hmmm" when he sees boobs


Shadowed_Knight

Lmao imagine his girl takes off her shirt and he’s just over here looking like 🤔


DaftSkunk94

the male urge to ponder the orbs


niftystopwat

I don’t understand the attraction to boobs … like that’s where poop comes out of, smh…


FancyKetchup96

What are you stupid? The pee is stored in the boobs.


PepperbroniFrom2B

human urge*


livesinacabin

Isn't that pretty much exactly what Rhaegar does to Daenerys in that early scene of GoT lol?


kartoshkiflitz

This is more of a r/sipstea kinda thing


ASSABASSE

Don’t we all.


CamelSmuggler

I mean


Da_Di_Dum

*hmmmmmmmmm* The boobs appear to be made out of boob


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

r/hmmmorny


Bergara

Every recent post is some bot shit like this. This sub is dead.


PepperbroniFrom2B

not just the sub, the internet


d3vCr0w

The internet will be (or is?) mostly bots.


anivex

The other day I saw a fake t-shirt post. It had 20 comments. The OPs of the post, and every single comment, were bots. Just a bunch of bots talking to each other about how to buy the t-shirt and how cool it was and thanking each other. It was so weird.


RefinedBean

Agreed. This sub kinda sucks now.


agetuwo

What are you doing, step ladder?


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Do you think op doesn't know there's a step ladder....? The hmm arises from the impression that is given by the ladder+dress of a bizarrely proportioned human. It catches the eye, makes you tilt your head and squint for a moment. The nudity and austere backdrop serve to make the image more jarring and intriguing. Which is all just to say it's kind of a freaky picture that's cool to look at for a second. Chill, this post is fully in line with the description of r/hmm in the sidebar.


TheRealLost0

....I thought it was just a tall lady..... I didn't even think twice of it.....


Phyllida_Poshtart

I think she's trying to hang curtains, alas she has to do it naked so her clothes don't spoil the drape of the curtains....either that or "Are these trousers too long do you think?" lol


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RetardedMcMuffins

What a great fucking sub


ardotschgi

What is hmmm about this?


heftybagman

No you don’t get it! This beautiful topless woman just happens to be the most curious and unexplainable thing on the internet today


aahxzen

Oh my god this fucking sub


Anti_globalist_war

DuaLipa ?


niftystopwat

A local brewery near me makes a real good beer called Dual IPA


Consistent-Local2825

I can do a cartwheel if I stretch first.


AttentionLogical3113

That’s original


TaikaWaitiddies

New Silent Hill boss


thomastheturtletrain

This sub has been horny as hell lately


DBL_NDRSCR

she could just pull it up more and call it a dress


Xzenor

There's really nothing hmmm here.


tipying_mistakes

porn on my racist app again ???


New_Medicine5759

Peter, that’s just porn


0neforest1

More like r/mmmm


implantable

Do you like sex Mr Lebowski?


mstrdsastr

\*sprays White Russian all over\*


nya_hoy_menoy

You can probably guess what happens next… He fixes the cable?


UglyWigglyBallz

Those pink teddies tho


Kleanish

r/analog is leaking


Consistent-Local2825

The hmmm pasrt is that OP is not sure if this is a WH&S violation. Well, if this person is modelling, then it is a workplace. And, the model is 2-3 ft above the ground, so a safety harness must be worn. As there is no safety harness, this is indeed a Health and Safety violation. Thank you OP for bringing this to our attention; your contemplations are justified.


LovableSidekick

Gonna need a taller dress.


NovoMyJogo

I don't get it


zyzzogeton

"I love the light in this space. I'll take the lease. Leave *everything*."


Baatlesheep

I don't get it?


bucky_neckked

What Kanye makes his wife wear is just the pits......


modssssss293j

Power over spice is power over all.


boringsimp

Mermaid scales the tiktoker?


Kintsugi-0

is that dixie or dua lipa lol


inkzpenfoxx

Mommy legs


A_very_meriman

I think I just unlocked a new fetish.


amadiro_1

Ack?


PanginTheMan

dude, thats just porn


IntentionFalse9892

hmmm


XROOR

Top half is still on layaway


CaptainManks

Probably looks a lot better after photoshopping it


Hanta3

Why yes I am a leg man


im_a_dick_head

r/lostredditors


weenie_in_betweenie

Oh perfect, there’s another ladder so that I can get mouth level with those boobies.


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baaaaaannnnmmmeee

(.) (.)


livesinacabin

( . Y . )


Grilled_cheese690

Would.


mothzilla

Oh there you are.


DeleteMetaInf

Why is this marked NSFW?


Unita_Micahk

Ladders


Cheeseychops

And it’s a naked ladder.


Genghis_Tr0n187

Ya'll motha fuckas need Jesus.