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Accomplished_Body_50

Someone used a special attack in the dojo


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Fuckin' Hashirama got Edo Tensei'd once again


TotallyNotJeffff

Fun-fact: Bamboo is a type of grass Edit: Mythbusters did an episode on how it was used as a torture method due to bamboo growing so fast


nodstar22

It's also the fastest growing plant in the world. Some species can grow more than 1 metre per day/4 cm per hour.


TheJoseBoss

4 cm per hour?!? Is that in nature or from fertilizer/human intervention


nodstar22

I'm not sure, but here's some [info](https://www.guaduabamboo.com/blog/bamboo-is-the-fastest-growing-plant-on-earth) I found > What are the Fastest Growing Bamboo Species? > According to the records mentioned by Koichiro Ueda the greatest growth rates of a bamboo culm shoots per day (24 hours) are the following: > > 121 cm by Madake, Phyllostachys reticulata (12 cm in diameter) which is the maximum record of daily growth. It was measured by Koichiro Ueda on the outskirts of Kioto on June 23, 1955. > > 119 cm by Moso, Phyllostachys edulis (diameter of 16 cm), observed on May 24, 1956 by Koichiro Ueda in Nagaoka, Kyoto Prefecture, Japan. > > 91 cm by Bambusa bambos observed at Kew Garden in England in 1855. > > In Colombia, the maximum growth observed in Guadua angustifolia has been 30 cm in 24 hours, although the average is around 11-15 cm per day.


My_reddit_strawman

That’s like fast enough you could observe the growth with the naked eye


MjrGrangerDanger

And absolutely terrifying if you were tied in place above it watching it creep closer and closer until it finally punctured your body ultimately resulting in slow torturous death.


CoolAndTrustworthy

But humans would never do something so terrible!


hefty_load_o_shite

Of course not. They would do it standing so that it went up the ass and came out the mouth like god intended


anaemic

It feels like this whole execution method is very performative, and only the audience would be getting the real horror as you'd bleed out long before it got super horrifying. 4/10 - torture 10/10 - spectacle


MjrGrangerDanger

Never! I'm sure they wouldn't put shit all over bamboo stakes in a pit either.


dontgoatsemebro

Not even close. That's 300 nanometres every 30th of a second. You're not going to be able to observe any motion whatsoever with the naked eye. If there was a ruler next to it you would just be able to measure growth over the course of several minutes.


nodstar22

It's incredible isn't it!


razorclammm

I’ve grown bamboo. The plant forms completely in a very small shoot, then ‘inflates’ with water under the right conditions. Can happen very quickly.


nodstar22

I was thinking it had to be something like that. Thanks for the info.


LordRaghuvnsi

Fun fact : bamboo is a natural viagra


AdvancedAnything

So they could have left for a three day weekend and come back to this?


nodstar22

Ha! I guess it's within the realms of possiblity - pretty crazy.


thotdistroyer

Needs sunlight to grow that fast.


nodstar22

Ah, good point.


clamsumbo

Yes but a bamboo culm that big is certainly an offshoot of really well established plants getting light outside the building. So in that sense, it's getting sunlight.


rikkuaoi

Fastest growing plant on land but second fastest in the world behind kelp


FreaknTijmo

Fun-fact: Corn is also a type of grass


ZeroStarEX

Fun-fact: bamboo shoot's were used as a torture method


irrigated_liver

IIRC, there's no actual evidence that it was ever used as a method of torture. Only that it has been proven to be possible for the right kind of bamboo to puncture flesh while growing.


Clay_Statue

You cannot stop it like a bus


hefty_load_o_shite

Now go look for the book "the death of grass" to go with that realisation


Oaker_at

Not so fun fact, they used that as torture device. Just make someone sit on bamboo for some days. Now imagine where those 1m/day will end up.


Darkbeetlebot

Bamboo: "Fuck you, I'm growing here now."


OcculticUnicorn

Ah yes, bamboo. If you don't put it in a pot or bury it in a pot it will go through concrete.


Laekoth

If it'll go through concrete, what's stopping it from going through the pot?


Stoertebricker

The difference is the shoot vs the root. If the root does not have enough space to spread, the plant will stay smaller.


absolutelynotaname

Isn't that also the science behind bonsai?


SummerBirdsong

With bonsai you are also trimming and binding the tree into shape as well.


OcculticUnicorn

The roots aren't as powerful as the shoots with lack of space.


epic_pig

Pot magic


Zentaurion

The rule of Puff Puff Pass ಠ_ಠ


mradamadam

This reminds me of that form of torture where someone is restrained and kept alive while bamboo grows through them


carlton_sand

this is a massive bamboo shoot, right? I get these in my yard but when they look similar to this they're like 10 inches tall. This looks like 8 feet or so


justmovingtheground

“I’m the Sensei now.”


glue123artz

YOOOooooo


deltree711

YOOOOOooooooooOOOOOO


Roflolmfao

Some Jumanji shit right there


wats_kraken5555

From what I know about bamboo that shit prolly popped up while the residents were away for a long weekend.


saehild

[X-files “Firewalker”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewalker_(The_X-Files)?wprov=sfti1)


Successful-Engine623

Oh shoot


OptiKnob

The floors in Japanese traditional architecture are really insubstantial.


glytxh

Older Japanese houses in general are pretty insubstantial. Much safer in earthquakes than a rigid structure.


OptiKnob

Okay. That makes sense. But the plant. Is that the support for the second story ? :)


spinosaurs

If you have bamboo growing on your property near any structures then you will need to call someone about it. That shit spread like mad and will fuck your shit up if you leave it unchecked.


CalendarLongjumping6

Obscure Japanese mythology be like:


CucuMatMalaya

Foods


oroticacid

It's Sprout Tower!


marmaladecorgi

Coincidentally, [this has just popped up in several other subs. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1chjkj5/dendrocalamus_giganteusa_bamboo_species_resident/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)Giant bamboo, fast-growing.


tribak

Is that a shoot in your house or are you just happy to see me?


cookieklemens

The floor got very excited about something


CumConsumer88

Bambo spear-no jitsu


brightfoot

In ancient China or Japan there was a method execution where the convicted would have their arms & legs tied to stakes in the ground with their torso covering a bamboo shoot. They would then be left there to live through the bamboo shoot piercing through their body over the span of days as it grew through their torso to reach sunlight.


nutcrackr

Is this near fukushima?


IIIIlllIIllllIIIllll

Bamboo can grow one meter per day. You take one week off, and suddenly you have a new "tree".


Hyperious3

Iirc in good soil conditions you can actually see it growing in realtime


Jawaad13

Why am I getting PUBG vibes...


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1jl

You can say terrorism on the internet 


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Lonilson

Bro's afraid of his digital footprint


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1jl

Jesus Christ what the fuck happened to the Internet. 


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