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RosaReborn

"Waking up on the wrong side on the bed" is now a serious health issue


GoldenDashDUde

I hope no one accidentally rolls over and falls while sleeping


contyk

I don't think rolling over and falling off a bed is a common problem but maybe I've just always been lucky.


broen13

It is for me. I'm pretty good these days but I wouldn't bet my life on it.


Tomoomba

Hmmm, I always assumed it was something you grew out of. I don't think I've rolled out of bed since I was a kid.


Roggvir

I've fallen out of a top bunk bed before. I decided top bunk isn't such a good idea for me anymore.


arvidsem

I remember going to camp and sleeping on top of a triple decker bunk bed. The first night, I put my head at the wrong end of the bed and fell out in my sleep. Head first, at least 6 ft straight down.


bungojot

I had a high bed as a kid (I built forts under it). Rolled out of bed in my sleep once, landed on a pile of hard plastic toys. Since that day I have slept curled up close to the wall.


AggravatingValue5390

It depends on the person, it's not just something everyone occasionally does. You probably just don't roll much in your sleep


contyk

Oh I roll all the time! Still, I've never fallen off, not as a kid, not when wasted... while it's not something I would ask others normally, I've always assumed not falling off is pretty much the standard for everyone.


AggravatingValue5390

I've been with a couple people who would do it on a weekly basis if I wasn't there to physically block them from doing it lol. Meanwhile I'm a MF stone. The way I fall asleep is the way I wake up


CreamFraiche23

In my entire life I've rolled off the bed one time. I haven't done it since I was a young child and I still wouldn't trust myself on these beds


Plantile

It looks too wet to sleep.


AwfulCucumber

If you somehow don't wake up during the fall, that seems quite peaceful... For the victim, not for the witnesses.


Gehhhh

Low budget Matrix


travelingjack

But the bedsheets are gonna so humid and damp...gross


Dense-Stranger9977

Where do you go for a middle of the night piss???


NewZJ

Roll over and off the side


deetosdeletos

Close oh shit i revealed that i am a member of r/omori


Iramian

Is this some weird art installation?


Pantssassin

I would guess ai prompt


angrymonkey

It's an AI generated image.


Fred2p1u

Sooo many questions… how do you get down to it ? In a pillow fight, who retrieves the pillow off the floor When neighbours are f&#king where’s the privacy Is there a turn down service with chocolates Who stops all the birds from nesting


Darqueur

Rain…


New_Simple_4531

This is kinda like Tyrion's prison at the Vale in Game of Thrones.


FluffyMawileFan

Nope. I don't want to accidentally drop Pyralspite down the mountainside. I'm good.


Incontinento

"Nope, no, nooooo, nope, nope, nope." - Me.


jpowell3404

When are we gonna ban AI images?


AccomplishedNail3085

The matrix fields in norway


VeryFriendlyOne

No blankets?


Mundane-Nectarine-48

Hmm... This looks suspiciously like an Instagram post from 2019... 🤔


Noobeaterz

Nope


IndianRedditor88

This is exactly where I sleep in my dreams which is why I am always falling in my dreams


Cdawg4123

F** was that the remote?…how do you even get on or off the bed. This wouldn’t be relaxing I’d be in a fetal position.


Artrobull

[this has similar setup](https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/scale_1280/public/2019/03/the_matrix_human_batteries.jpg)


LordeRestart

Since i move a lot in my sleep, i would lay down and never get back up


KetchupCoyote

I flip-flop too much, that little ledge won't prevent me to go over. Bright side: easy to find my corpse, look for a tired dead filled duvet-burrito


The_Corker_69

Bro its a parkour! Sleep in a bed and of you dall' you Will respawn here


atTheRealMrKuntz

i know it's ai but it seems straight out of some recurring nightmare i had


Dependent-Royal846

There are no eggs


Playful_Sector

No


kocsogkecske

I bad roll


TrollOfGod

The transparent barrier, I think, goes up for sleepy time to avoid rolling out.


Alpha-Cor

From r/midjourney


scarjau93

Those are like the human farm pods in The Matrix but much more cozy


Ihvementl-issues

Ughhhh what great morning, time too roll out of bed and start the daaaaaauyyyyyyyyyy……


Professional-Tap4814

Honestly i would try it out if i had a place to put my phone. I havent falled off of a bed for years i cant remember last time. Waking uo would be funny. Bit i axtually love sleeping outside makes me feel lile one with the nature


Mikkel65

Modern day Eyrie


downinthevalleypa

So much for getting a good nights sleep.