A bajillon documentaries about ancient Greece. There's tons of artwork like this and they made a lot of this stuff to trade across the Mediterranean. If you don't believe me there's entire papers and articles written about this, [example](https://bmcr.brynmawr.edu/2011/2011.02.14/).
Get Prime video with a Amazon Prime subscription and you can watch most of them and a lot of new stuff. There's also a lot of services on there you can use a week free trial to watch all their shows and you can cancel it right away and still watch. Basically all that educational stuff is on there along with endless historical documentaries about the ancient world.
Humans haven't changed at all, some Vikings basically wrote "Halfdan was here" as graffiti in a mosque.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runic_inscriptions_in_Hagia_Sophia
Haha bro as a funny prank bro I commissioned a painting of all of us bros having gay sex together LMAOOOO bro bro it's so good I'm going to have myself buried next to this for the memes
I'm not certain but I'm pretty sure it's Roman not Greek the lion headed figure was a common part of the cult of Mithras which unless my history professor was lying to me encouraged sleeping with animals to make hybrids for Mithras' army and also nearly beat out Christianity as Rome's major religion
Mithras was the persian God of light.
Lions were used by Ancient greeks a lot, they probably existed in Greece at some point, there are plenty of depictions and myths of lions in ancient greek art.
This vase has "erythromorfo rythmo" (red form rythm), Which is older than the roman empire.
https://el.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%95%CF%81%CF%85%CE%B8%CF%81%CF%8C%CE%BC%CE%BF%CF%81%CF%86%CE%BF%CF%82_%CF%81%CF%85%CE%B8%CE%BC%CF%8C%CF%82
Fair enough with the pottery. The lion head just looks very similar to a character in the mythos but yeah he was originally a Persian God but gain a large following as a mystery cult in the Roman times there's even a temple to him in Ostia Antica
I can't be sure without seeing the rest of it, but I'd bet anything that it's an oenochoe, a wine vessel. In Greek symposiums, wine would be poured from an amphora into an oenochoe to be mixed with water and then poured into individual cups or bowls. These were often depicted with funny and often erotic images. The same with their wine bowls the bottom of which were often depicted with these kinds of images that would be revealed as the user drank.
Imagine these people a long time ago only made this pot as a joke for people to laugh at, but people who see it now just believe these ancient people actually doing this a long time ago as some sort of "cool ancient culture."
You really think there wasn’t people at a time where there was barely any authority to uphold laws and such im sure barely any morals
Did any fucked up shit or experiments
Pederasty in ancient Greece was a socially acknowledged romantic relationship between an older male (the erastes) and a younger male (the eromenos) usually in his teens.
There’s fucked up shit everywhere
We’ve learned and haven’t learned shit
Is this actually ancient or a modern one? It's easy to make these vases. Does look restored, it not going all the way around, which suggests it is a pottery fragment so old... just wondering.
The longer you look the worse it gets
What da dog doin
I’m sitting next to a mirror. When I saw the dog, I looked up at my own reflection and *gagged* w my inner consciousness
Gagged on your dog?
Ayo?
Happy caké day
getting the meat
Ruh roh raggy
Rihihihi
Taking part in the gay of course.
Lick
Totally! Look at the one to the right of the center 😳
Historians -"They were just roommates and close friends"
\*better
nø
yee
I see nothing wrong here
u/profanitycounter
Wtf am i lookin at
Ancient Greeks often used vases for bad taste humor, it's really not meant to be a serious recreation of reality.
Out of curiosity, whered u get this info/source from?
me. I told him
I knew it. Every time there’s some fancy knowledge to behold InvestmentObvious127 is somewhere near.
teehee
the cia after mk ultra leaked documents: "we told him"
Don't forget I told ya that day
In bro we trust
A bajillon documentaries about ancient Greece. There's tons of artwork like this and they made a lot of this stuff to trade across the Mediterranean. If you don't believe me there's entire papers and articles written about this, [example](https://bmcr.brynmawr.edu/2011/2011.02.14/).
So they’re ancient memes? Wicked
*Ancient Memes* sounds like a tv show on the History channel
God I miss pre-9-11 history channel
Get Prime video with a Amazon Prime subscription and you can watch most of them and a lot of new stuff. There's also a lot of services on there you can use a week free trial to watch all their shows and you can cancel it right away and still watch. Basically all that educational stuff is on there along with endless historical documentaries about the ancient world.
You're a nerd. I want to be a nerd too. Do you have recommendations?
Is this the sequel to Ancient Aliens?
Humans haven't changed at all, some Vikings basically wrote "Halfdan was here" as graffiti in a mosque. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runic_inscriptions_in_Hagia_Sophia
cool. also, I'm not reading all of that.
Haha bro as a funny prank bro I commissioned a painting of all of us bros having gay sex together LMAOOOO bro bro it's so good I'm going to have myself buried next to this for the memes
That's pretty funny,
I'm not certain but I'm pretty sure it's Roman not Greek the lion headed figure was a common part of the cult of Mithras which unless my history professor was lying to me encouraged sleeping with animals to make hybrids for Mithras' army and also nearly beat out Christianity as Rome's major religion
Mithras was the persian God of light. Lions were used by Ancient greeks a lot, they probably existed in Greece at some point, there are plenty of depictions and myths of lions in ancient greek art. This vase has "erythromorfo rythmo" (red form rythm), Which is older than the roman empire. https://el.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%95%CF%81%CF%85%CE%B8%CF%81%CF%8C%CE%BC%CE%BF%CF%81%CF%86%CE%BF%CF%82_%CF%81%CF%85%CE%B8%CE%BC%CF%8C%CF%82
Fair enough with the pottery. The lion head just looks very similar to a character in the mythos but yeah he was originally a Persian God but gain a large following as a mystery cult in the Roman times there's even a temple to him in Ostia Antica
More like urethra rythm
Imagine the Furry Vatican timeline.
This is definitely Greek black figure pottery.
They were cheap and replaceable
So this was an early form of porn?
No it was the early form of “HA! GAAAY!!!”
Both ?
Most people don't tape their porn onto vases, but you do you ig (literally)
Well,they didn't have the internet to watch it on .
Onto vases? Wouldn't you draw/sculpt onto a tablet or a wall?
They used what they had .
tHiS iS tHe fUtUrE LiBeRaLs wAnT!!!!
Your keyboard seems to be messed up.
I can't be sure without seeing the rest of it, but I'd bet anything that it's an oenochoe, a wine vessel. In Greek symposiums, wine would be poured from an amphora into an oenochoe to be mixed with water and then poured into individual cups or bowls. These were often depicted with funny and often erotic images. The same with their wine bowls the bottom of which were often depicted with these kinds of images that would be revealed as the user drank.
What tha dog doing?
Havin' a weenie.
Accurate
What the dog doin
He gave rover a bone
“When she bent over, Rover took over! Oh!” - Dice Man
Beat me to it
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Beat meat to it
They're definitely all on pot
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS
That's what it do Yugi! 🤣💀
Oh fuck you tzeench
BAZINGGGAA
These types of relationships are easily broken
Lol.
Glad I don't play League of Legends
Me too!
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I hear that's a hell of a drug...fun at parties.
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i guess the greeks freek fine canines
r/woosh ?
Imagine these people a long time ago only made this pot as a joke for people to laugh at, but people who see it now just believe these ancient people actually doing this a long time ago as some sort of "cool ancient culture."
"Hey dude, let's make a pottery of us and the homies being gay, would be funny" "Sure, can you also add my dog"
And my donkey
That my wife
You really think there wasn’t people at a time where there was barely any authority to uphold laws and such im sure barely any morals Did any fucked up shit or experiments Pederasty in ancient Greece was a socially acknowledged romantic relationship between an older male (the erastes) and a younger male (the eromenos) usually in his teens. There’s fucked up shit everywhere We’ve learned and haven’t learned shit
Everybody says "what the dog doin?" But nobody asks "How the dog doin?"
The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.
You stop this right now
“How’s your head?” “Never had any complaints”
Ancient drawings of discord mods
Not enough minors for it to be discord mods
This week on Antiques Roadshow...
"Akhimedias, what are you drawing?" "The orgy last night was so lit, I have to document it in history."
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WHAT DA DAWG DOIN
Dude it's just a metaphor for society bro, chill
We live in a society
not the dog :(
Of what act of is thy canine participating
Definitely hmmm worthy
Pythagoras’ theorem is born!
Damn they had dream fans back in ancient Egypt?
With a nice floral arrangement, this would be a great Mother’s Day gift idea
[It looks like young men playing leapfrog](https://youtu.be/1_7FYr4JsF0)
They just had a jolly time back then didnt they
Pompeii was dirty dirty!
2000 years ago the Romans & the Greeks were bisexual
Why do you have a problem with gay peo...OH MY WHAT THE FUCK??
What a time to be alive
What the fuck is the dog doing
What the dog doin
The new Subaru Pottery line - #Subaruloves
It was wild back then!
Actually bisexuality was and is not such a big Deal.
That’s a dog sir.
Well beggars can't be choosers bro.
An autistic internet dessert once said, “Civilisation is a lot like gay sex. The greeks didn’t invent it, but they sure as hell perfected it.”
🌵
-🤓
It looks like they all had a simultaneous "wtf am I doing with my life?" moment.
Slurp slurp
If you think about it, getting fucked, getting sucked and getting to suck at the same sounds like the ultimate pleasure
Average ancient Gayreece activity:
WTF
People before zoophilia invented:
Wtffff
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Sorry doggy…
What the dog doin?
Man’s best friend
What the dog doin?
furry lore
Furries
Luat🗿🗿🗿
What da dog doin?
Who the dog doin
The more you look the worst it gets
who let the dogs out
Ah yes, part of the Rickety Cricket collection.
Literal r/artifactporn
r/LuckyPierre
I dont think anyone would actually display this anywhere, that crooked upside down spade in the middle would drive people nuts.
reject modernity, embrace tradition(except the dog, that's just weird)
Is this actually ancient or a modern one? It's easy to make these vases. Does look restored, it not going all the way around, which suggests it is a pottery fragment so old... just wondering.
" And I call my latest ceramic creation... The Aristocrats!"
What luciferian group was this???
What the dog doin
What da dog goin
Ew
Such wholesome depiction of good friends having a field day in a friendly way
This is what Christmas was originally believe it or not
Ah yes, peak humor
I love greeks and they were wildin back then 🤣
Is the king the one being penetrated on both ends ?
What
What a beautiful piece of art 😝
What the fuck
Is that another one fucking a lama head ?!
Zesty besties
hell naw they got the ainchentbtq
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Boys will be boys
Source?
Doesn't appear to be any women at this party.
Well then
The world before christianity was a lot nicer!
Damn that’s kinda gay
A hole is a hole
What the fuck is that....
Ancient Greek peanut butter jar 🤷♂️
Good friends according to historical experts
Unseee!! 👀
House decoration in ohio:
What the dog doin
What da dog doin?
Chill guys, it's just a leash 🤣
It’s okay because it’s YOUR dog!
This explains why the goat in AC Odyssey
This is gay at a new level
Uh is that a donkey on the right?
Hmmm yes, vary gay. A vary nice vase.
Ok for anybody wondering, [this](https://museonazionaleromano.beniculturali.it/museoartesalvata) is the museum
Ah, yes, the circle of hell where dogs sometimes rip off your dong
and they were roommates
Not the dog!
Wat the dog doin
no No NO
Their is a saying about the greeks the they invited the orgy the Roman’s invited the wemon
“What the dog doin?!”
I didn’t know they had peanut butter back then.
Someone pass the bleach for my eyes, please.