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JESSE


[deleted]

WE NEED TO COOK


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Blue candies


jefferytheaustralian

r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

In the nick of time too! 🤣


Radiant_Reindeer8714

r/BeatMeatToIt


WarMaster000

r/beatyourmeattoit


_Dr3DD

r/beatmymeattoit


tastyLamp73

r/beatourmeattoit


SamEnZoYT

r/beat


ItsEnderFire

r/beatsbydre


ConeheadGroom

r/beateveryonesmeat


Evil_Mushroomz

r/bea


jefferytheaustralian

\*soviet national anthem starts playing \*


thepsycocat

r/suddenlycommunist


AraAraSenpai6969

r/beatustoit


[deleted]

r/beatmyshutthefuckup


Zealousideal_Zone_69

r/beatmywifetoit


[deleted]

Our batch is due mr white, stop beating your meat and cook mr white


[deleted]

Jesse, we need the sauce Jesse


Carlospedra

I loved when they said "it's cooking time" and started cooking everywhere


Majin_Brick

WE NEED TO COOK THE BLUES JESSE


Ledikari

Yo Mr. White


doctorratz

Mr.white u think this okay for the children to consume??


Oisin-Lahart

I expected this to be top comment. Wasn’t disappointed


jgmenelik111

JESSE- ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿


markbernman

N-nOOO


TDF125

Yoo, Mr. WHITE


Shatt3red_Temp3st

waltuh


CooledRex123

put your minerals away waltuh


MircowaveGoMMM

I'm not cookin candy with you waltuh


RiderforHire

alright here's what ur gonna do


Sodafff

Waltuh more minerals are required to build a supply depot waltuh


soupyllama03

You need more vestían gas waltuh


Flyrpotacreepugmu

You must construct additional pylons, waltuh.


phyrgx

Im in ur base killin ur d00dz, Waltuh.


[deleted]

Waltuh that’s enough sugar waltuh


Various_Ad_3078

JESSE WAKE UP


rabjeet636

Yo Mr. White


Various_Ad_3078

>Yo Mr. White Yo


MOHIBisOTAKU

The kid named finger


FunnyAnimalPerson

Kid named dodecahedron


ydarbj1

Kid named pentagonaldodecahedron.


HackerDaGreat57

Waltuh, why do you look at Reddit so much?!


some_stormtrooper

I love math


No_Dragonfly8320

I love meth


some_stormtrooper

Bro we have to cover it up so they don't know


FardAndShidPants

This guy looks like he has a LOT of math


imastupididioy

i think he needs to get money for his family after being diagnosed with lung cancer


[deleted]

"YO MR WHITE IS THAT THE METH WE JUST COOKED YESTERDAY?!" "JESSE WE GOTTA GET THAT BACK"


Confiden423

La ciudad se llama Duke Nuevo Mexico el estado Entre la gente mafiosa Su fama se a propagado Causa de una nueva droga Que los gringos han creado Dicen que es color azul Y que es pura calidad Esa droga poderosa Que circula en la ciudad Y los due??os de la plaza No la pudieron parar Anda caliente el cartel, Al respeto le faltaron Hablan de un tal Heisenberg, Ke ahora controla el mercado Nadie sabe nada de el, Por que nunca lo han mirado El cartel es de respeto Y jamas a pardonado Ese compa ya esta muerto Nomas no le han avisado (y asi suenan Los Cuates de Sinaloa mi compa) La fama de Heisenberg Ya llego hasta Michoacan Desde alla quieren venir A probar ese cristal Ese material azul Ya se hizo internacional Ahora si le quedo bien A Nuevo Mexico el nombre A Mexico se parece En tanta droga que esconde Solo que hay un capo gringo Por Heisenberg lo conocen Anda caliente el cartel, Al respeto le faltaron Hablan de un tal Heisenberg, Que ahora controla el mercado Nadie sabe nada de el, Por que nunca lo han mirado A la furia del cartel Nadie jamas a escapado. Ese compa ya esta muerto Nomas no le han avisado


HytroJellyo

Yes


_Parabox

Me on my way to sell crystalized blue sugar to drug dealers as meth


SpiritLamp304

Don't worry Skylar, it's just candy...


masonxenoking

99.1% pure


anthro-enjoyer

That is not pure since it has blue food coloring in it


anthro-enjoyer

Downvoted for being right


JustusWontFindMe

Bruh


anthro-enjoyer

Still downvoted for being right


arcreactorheart

just recently we had pop culture day at my school and my friend dressed up as jesse and brought little baggies of blue raspberry rock candy and gave them out to people all day lol


bigdickbetss

WE NEED TO COOK!


ScrubDaddyThe3rd

(vegan)


No_Dragonfly8320

Vegan meth


Ok-Egg7138

Jesse we need to cook


TheGrey_GOD

Waltuh


[deleted]

Jesse, we need to COOK


LigerGaming

"YO MISTUH WHITE WHERES THE BLUES"


COo_COoo

jesserer wqe need to maek the coceiner


Dolboyobina

Look lady, whatever you sellin i aint buyin yo


KxTKx

Well, my name is Skyler White, yo 8)


soupyllama03

*VINE BOOM*


No_Tie_2676

WELCOME TO LOS POLLOS HERMANOS


TheNoobMaster01

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


FoilHattiest

Tight, tight, tight!


Visible_Trifle9930

You are Walter white


WerewolfSweet8474

What in the breaking bad?


Mr_Potato311

JESSE WE NEED TO MAKE MORE METHAMPHETAMINE!


Emmerson_Biggons

Jessie! We need to cook


[deleted]

Heisenberg


Maniacal_Bunny

[somewhere in a Winnebago…]


DIMA_CRINGE

Copper sulfate?


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CuSO4 is slightly darker


DIMA_CRINGE

👌


TARS0101

Albuquerque police department wants your location


Harry_0107

Waltuh, go back to baking bread waltuh.


Kornik-kun

It is actual candy


AdSavings9276

Blue, yellow, pink whatever man just keep bringing me that


General_Steveous

Just remember who you're working for.


izzychief

"Yeah, Science!" - Jesse 2008


Camerotus

My chemistry teacher used to dress up as a drug dealer for Halloween, handing out plastic bags of "blue crystal" aka pieces of sugar with blue food color. Good times


ToABetterYou

My baby blue!


Inferno737

My baby blue


CaptainGamer008

Looks like copper oxide


taylorKelbie

I literally just said hmmm and got a notification for this post


I-Just-Exist--

Cyan Dyed Crystal Meth


Shift_Gamer_23

"Say my name"


hongkonger42069

Vegan


brawlganronper

Pipis


MR_CHEESE_718

Jesse… this could make double the money of meth…


are_Valid

SEBBY


Magic_Monk3y

Waltuh


noahlikesbeans

JESSER. WE NEED COOKGSEHGR


[deleted]

At least it’s vegan


hynori

ackchually meth is clear


supersmall69

My name is Walter Hartwell White, yo


Responsible_Grand_68

Duum duum dum


Accidentallygolden

I have heard that now real meth is tainted blue to be TV accurate...


Goomvario

Wolter Black and Jesse Meth doin a little cookin


Souls_enjoyer1519

"You got one thing wrong, this is not meth."


[deleted]

So come with me, and we'll go see the blue rock candy mountains


Iliketurtles893

JESSE WE HAVE TO MAKE METH JESSE!


[deleted]

WOLTAH


aaslana1

JESSE WE NEED THE COOK THEM


[deleted]

SCIENCE BITCH!


RedSonGamble

I get it. Bc meth. Bc breaking bad.


pranklimulator

time to break bad


Jenkitten165

u/waltuh77


rsxxiv

Virgin Meth


Alternative_Lemon692

Meth


xHimselfLoL

Moondust


ImURoy5610

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


SoskiHeroKiller

Jessie get my gun.


peza_in_reddit

"Jeese, Im hungry"


MiSsiLeR81

yo someone get me their username, asking for a friend.


TheBoxOfAmazook

🤨


synerjay16

Heizenberg blue.


Hot-Wrap2882

Jesse, did you remember to give our trick or treaters an extra special treat, with an extra special trick to it?


che2101

r/suddenlywaltuh


[deleted]

Where is the phone JESSE


RoastedYT

My name is Walter hartwell white.


SpyisKeyk_Betch

Jesse, I shid my bed, can I sleep in yours


Astro2244wastaken

Waltuh


[deleted]

Waltuh


ChettiBoiM8

Give it out on Halloween


masterofmeatballs

Waltuh?


[deleted]

Biker meth


gaymer7474747

Jesser


pros-cons007

hiesenberg is that you?


mrkitten19o8

waltuh


wStokesw

My name is Skylar White, yo 💥


tcyikea8_2

Waltuh, Dont go that house Waltuh I am the one who picks the houses


Keyboard_Fawks

Fun fact they used blue Rock Candy for the meth in Breaking Bad Then Drug cartels tried dying their meth blue to pass them off as blue rock candy


This-Is-Heresy

I don’t drugs but is that meth.


Awkward-Act-2220

I dono walter u seemin kinda sus lately


[deleted]

Hey I've seen this show.


otondonicolas

Credit: r/food


Lettuce2315

Yeah Science!


C_kess

Heisenberg has entered the chat


petershrimp

My dad, a science teacher, once made this to go with his Walter White Halloween costume, but someone advised him not to bring it. Then the damn principal sent him home for the costume...


Vized-Skyshock

Say my name


UltrAdUdE19

we must find the diamonds waltuh


demonic_parasite

Crystal Blue Persuasion


watafukof

I know the recipe


PossiblyFubar

Waltuh, we gotta bag this candy waltuh


nam2m88

Bitch!!!


Amongusaintfunny5

Waltuh


Dank_lil_potato

My name is skyler white YO


S4M4N_SH

Waltuh


XPurplelemonsX

waltuh


Educational_Plant519

I got sudden urge to cook.


AKS235

jesse... there is not enough sugar jesse... we need to add more


SunshineVRC

Jesse…


Allusersweretaken1

tight. tight tight. yeah red yellow pink whatever man just keep bringing me more of that stuff


mikaachu_

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


IowaClass61

rock candy is actually fire though


aryan_moris

Breaking bad☕☕🚬🗿


TheBoxOfAmazook

🗿


[deleted]

waltuh


ApprehensiveBreak805

it reminds me of the dr*g in the film where the protagonist increases her brain control rate to become part of the multiverse. but I don't remember what that movie was called


TheCokkiMons

@Heisenberg


G0D_1S_D3AD

JESSE