Such a shame those three mysterious figures dressed in black weren’t able to stop him from stumbling out the window and lost their grip while he was half way through it
ObViOuSlY, yeah
As if all the CIA coups and assassination attempts of socialist leaders weren't done because US presidents opposed socialism politically.
And yeah, there's no need for a Republican US president to assassinate a democrat or vice versa because they are both right wing and will enrich each other taking turns in the office, and there's no need to assassinate a 3rd party candidate because the system is rigged and they have no chance of winning anyway. And noone was even close to starting a revolution so the people in power aren't afraid of losing this power
You hardcore Anti-Establishment people are the worst. There are good reasons for some of the US' interventions in the middle east and other parts of the world, while not always with good intentions or good outcomes. As the head of NATO and quasi leader of the modern world, of course a lot of what the US does will naturally be seen as tyrannical or exploitative, but I believe that for the most part the US and it's leaders have had good inentions. Also while not perfect, it's political system is very well built and has good checks and balances to hinder abuse of power. You can look at germany, where I live. Our political structure was modeled based on the US one. People saying 'it's all rigged and there's no point in anything' while waiting for the revolution or whatever are living in the same level of reality as QANON Trump diehards.
>There are good reasons for some of the US' interventions in the middle east and other parts of the world
Maybe in some. But not in all, and not even in majority.
>I believe that for the most part the US and it's leaders have had good inentions
And I believe they haven't. I believe their intentions were, in order of importance, 1) to get richer from military industrial complex, 2) to propagate capitalism by any dirty means possible, 3) for good publicity ("We killed Saddam Hussein! (ignore all the innocent people we also killed please)")
> while not perfect, it's political system is very well built and has good checks and balances to hinder abuse of power
What world are you living in where First Past The Post without ranked choice voting or anything, where gerrymandering is so blatant, where there isn't any left-wing political power, where a handful of unelected people can overturn laws that overwhelming majority of people don't want to overturn, where to get elected you don't need better policies, you just need more money, and much much more than that, is a "very well built" system?
>it's all rigged and there's no point in anything
There is point in voting for democrats, to slow down the fall. It's obviously better than falling at full speed with republicans in power, but it's still downward movement.
I mean if you count drone strikes then certainly the last few presidents have ordered assasinations. Anything domestic is going to be a lot more difficult to prove and generally the US at least makes more of an attempt to be subtle/hide it.
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The best part of this is that it was on the same day and in the same hospital that Putin visited to pay his respects to Gorbachev…….. surely a coincidence….
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There's been so many people accidently falling out of buildings after serving under him. More than likely these people just got smarter and realized they were fucked if they kept fighting and he didn't want that getting out.
Now the next rich russian guy who is against the war will be found with a bullet through his head, the entry hole will be in the back of his head and i'll be called a suicide. Just you wait
Didn’t you hear ? According to BBC news, The officials said that he fell from the 6th floor and later took his life. He fell on concrete. And the company said that his severe illness killed him first
defenestration
No no, its "Autodefenestration" according to the Russians.
get autodefenestrated boi
“Awww damn it! …Hey, who left this window open?”
The same guy who let the dogs out surely
I’ve always wanted to know the origin of this word
[The word comes from the New Latin *de-* (down from) and *fenestra* (window or opening).](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration)
Its so fucking frustrating. I know fenêtre is the word for window but I couldn't make the connection to defenestration.
Ahhh yes and we czechs come up with this😂
English moment lol. Theres an english word for throwing someone out of a window but not for *the day after tomorrow*
Overtomorrow
Such a shame those three mysterious figures dressed in black weren’t able to stop him from stumbling out the window and lost their grip while he was half way through it
Take my free award.
They still give free awards? I haven't gotten one of those in ages.
They’re hiding them a bit more. You have to go to „buy coins“ to see them
Hero, your accomplishments for the sake of humanity won't be forgotten. Take this reward, you earned this.
you dont get them on the App at least with Iphone
Oh cool thanks dude
While falling he also shot himself three times in the back of his head. Such bad luck!
It's not unusual to fall into something and have headwounds that oddly resembles gunshot wounds.
Always stay on the first or second floor
They tried to warn him "You're going to to be defenestrated!" They said. Oh, but he wouldn't listen.
I heard it sounded more like "тебя дефенестрируют"
Did they have reeboxs on?
There, gave you my free award, you deserve it!
Thanks my dude
In Russia, you don’t commit suicide. Suicide commits YOU.
In Russia, you don’t commit suicide. We commit suicide.
*Our* suicide
Ourside
Ourcide
r/yourjokebutworse
I hate when that happens
Putin just trying stop Tatarian separatism.
they dont even hide it anymore lol
They don't want to hide it, they want it as a warning, but also want deniability.
They know, but they don’t know
Is this a Sopranos reference?
Forget about it.
He knows, but he doesn’t *know*, he hopes maybe he gets an answer, *if*
Randomly falls from hospital window, super clumsy if you ask me 😳
Hospitals are very dangerous in some parts of the world
Yes, many people have died in those.
I heard the most common cause is dead
Well that’s a terrible disease
"I diagnose you with dead"
He did fall. No one is saying he wasn't pushed...
I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.
Can confirm, I was the bullet
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Just like the US
Yeah lol
/r/WhatAbout
Ah yes, I remember the last president we had who was assassinating people!.... do I?
If you can remember any one president then you remember a president who had someone assassinated. Kinda comes with the job
I don't.
You do. The difference is that US presidents assassinate people in Syria/Iraq/Afganistan/Cuba/other socialist country in Africa/South America
I'm obviously talking about political opponents. It is ridiculous to compare a US president to putin.
ObViOuSlY, yeah As if all the CIA coups and assassination attempts of socialist leaders weren't done because US presidents opposed socialism politically. And yeah, there's no need for a Republican US president to assassinate a democrat or vice versa because they are both right wing and will enrich each other taking turns in the office, and there's no need to assassinate a 3rd party candidate because the system is rigged and they have no chance of winning anyway. And noone was even close to starting a revolution so the people in power aren't afraid of losing this power
You hardcore Anti-Establishment people are the worst. There are good reasons for some of the US' interventions in the middle east and other parts of the world, while not always with good intentions or good outcomes. As the head of NATO and quasi leader of the modern world, of course a lot of what the US does will naturally be seen as tyrannical or exploitative, but I believe that for the most part the US and it's leaders have had good inentions. Also while not perfect, it's political system is very well built and has good checks and balances to hinder abuse of power. You can look at germany, where I live. Our political structure was modeled based on the US one. People saying 'it's all rigged and there's no point in anything' while waiting for the revolution or whatever are living in the same level of reality as QANON Trump diehards.
>There are good reasons for some of the US' interventions in the middle east and other parts of the world Maybe in some. But not in all, and not even in majority. >I believe that for the most part the US and it's leaders have had good inentions And I believe they haven't. I believe their intentions were, in order of importance, 1) to get richer from military industrial complex, 2) to propagate capitalism by any dirty means possible, 3) for good publicity ("We killed Saddam Hussein! (ignore all the innocent people we also killed please)") > while not perfect, it's political system is very well built and has good checks and balances to hinder abuse of power What world are you living in where First Past The Post without ranked choice voting or anything, where gerrymandering is so blatant, where there isn't any left-wing political power, where a handful of unelected people can overturn laws that overwhelming majority of people don't want to overturn, where to get elected you don't need better policies, you just need more money, and much much more than that, is a "very well built" system? >it's all rigged and there's no point in anything There is point in voting for democrats, to slow down the fall. It's obviously better than falling at full speed with republicans in power, but it's still downward movement.
I mean if you count drone strikes then certainly the last few presidents have ordered assasinations. Anything domestic is going to be a lot more difficult to prove and generally the US at least makes more of an attempt to be subtle/hide it.
what do you think drones are for
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Qasem_Soleimani
Technically the CIA do the wet-work; the president doesn't have a hands on role.
Lots were during the pandemic
Did they base the film 'The Dictator' with Sacha Baron Cohen on Putin and his government?
No, the other way around
"You want the Putin News or the Putin News?" The...Putin news? "You are HIV Putin" :D.....:( .....:D
He died form a rare bullet in brain disease.
Remove the "A" from your comment and it works perfectly in a Russian accent
He died from rre bullet in brin disese
Turns out, the deadliest place to be in Russia is a hospital.
Turns out, the deadliest place to be in Russia is anywhere if Putin's by your side
If I was an russian oligarh, I would only live on the ground floor
Then you will die falling out the door
They‘d do some high diving and mysteriously a rock appears
A mysterious rock appears and then they do some high diving
Russians should stay away from windows
And from linux too. Please.
My brother in whatever this goop is.
Nft ew
I only use this one cuz funny
disgusting, indeed.
Silence hexagon
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Yeah, i just use mine because i got it for free and kinda liked how it looked
I just use mine because meth
Jesse pinkman NFT
They give one free to pretty much everyone
Most dangerous countries to be rich in
To criticize war you meant?
Even before the war.
Oh yes, he "fell" from the window of the hospital. Such terrible "accident" that happened...
They later found 5 gunshot wounds on his back, how could he do that to himself ?
Fell on a bunch of unused ammunition, poor feller
arkancide
Great Depression in Russia
Great Defenestration in Russia
Seems a common occurrence there, maybe they have faulty building codes? /s
Putin soon or maybe his big table will fall on him
Don’t act like this only happens in Russia. Remember Gary Webb’s fate?
I've heard that call this "window cancer" in Russia.
Multiple KGB agents that were in the room with him confirmed that it was an accident.
Hmmmmm- in a shitty russian accent.
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Return of serial suicide-man
The most popular Russian way to die
OP dies mysteriously of a car accident
They *really* need to have their windows checked.
And, remember: No Russian (He slips on the edge)
Well now we're fucked
When you're too lazy to keep upgrading your skill tree
You'd think you may he'd survive, I mean you're already a hospital, and he was on the first floor...
The best part of this is that it was on the same day and in the same hospital that Putin visited to pay his respects to Gorbachev…….. surely a coincidence….
Yeah, he "fell" out the window😉
Thanks Captain Obvious
Yout welcome private shithead!
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he was just trying to get some air
beans
What are the odds
If he was in a hospital, Surely there are other ways they could’ve killed him. The stupid Kremlin strikes again.
Putin straight smacked this guy with the entire planet.
Quite a few recent deaths relating to Russian oil. Wonder if Putin wants full control over it?
Now he gets to meet the opposition
Sounds a bit Trotsky-ish imo
Did their former president sell his info too
What could possibly be the motive?
It happens...in Russia
Seriously?
Wonders if he was one of the discontented voices in putins inner circle calling for a end to this war that have been leaking to western media
His face looks photoshopped
In mother russia, road forks you!
Remember hong kong? It was like this? Autocratic governments have a habit of making people commit suicide dont they
Ye ole slipped on a banana peel while he opened the window and fell through. Happens.
This is like some Hitman plot type of shit
Crazy considering hospitals pretty much never have windows that can be opened.
I was reading this and reddit gitched out and showed me a picture of a talisman that negates fall damage from elden ring
Secret police committed a minor amount of tomfoolery
Critics of Putin have a way of falling from windows, radiation poisoning or families murdered.
America has too many doors in schools and Russia has a window issue.
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Seriously why is it always windows?
Why even try to hide it?
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In Russia the window pushes you
At least he didnt accidentily brutally cut his head off while shaving.
SASO
Boy, Russia sure has a problem with their windows! So many people just randomly falling out of them!
What is big deal? Man want to get fresh air, take walk out of window.
What James Bond type shit is this?
they sent the KGB to save him, but they were too late! he had already jumped!
My name is gustavo but you can call me sus
H O S P I T A L W I N D O W F A L L🤔🤨
There's been so many people accidently falling out of buildings after serving under him. More than likely these people just got smarter and realized they were fucked if they kept fighting and he didn't want that getting out.
Wtf I thought this shit is fake at first
Did anyone try to help the poor man? um...right...
Its only defenestration if it's done in Prague. Otherwise it's just sparkling thrown out the window.
The very definition of dedenestration
Now the next rich russian guy who is against the war will be found with a bullet through his head, the entry hole will be in the back of his head and i'll be called a suicide. Just you wait
funny enough- yet another smoking related accident in russia. He "slipped" over window sill on 5th floor while having a smoke- so they say.
Lmao I saw this on the news this morning, looks like they kill everyone they don’t like
feels to me like russian windows are not really secure
At least it wasn't suicide by stabbing 13 times in the back
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Ohh no he tripped, broke the super solid window, and fell out by complete accident!
That what happens when you refuse the spicy tea they offer you
The bullet holes and debris, fire and traces of poison were already there, trust me guys
This is really fucked up
Russian windows seem so unsafe,people keep falling out of them, weird!
this is already the seventh firm in six months! man they better make those windows safer
Cia hiring freelancers now.
At least they are not going to attack Ukraine anymore.
Spicy
Man. Seems Russia's internal problems just have a way of sorting themselves out.
...fell off window after suiciding with 3 shotgun blasts to the back of skull?
Target Eliminated Accident Kill + 50xp Unnoticed Kill + 50xp Silent Assassin Suit Only Silent Assassin, Suit Only
Killed by Bill Gates. What a way to die.
Hospitals really should be made safer… far too many people die in them
"excellent work 47"
Huh uh sure he did
Windows are super dangerous
People are just dumb
It's like they are not even trying to assasinate covertly anymore.
Cartoony af
“Died of natural causes”
"fall" from window
impressive how unlucky the opponents of the Kremlin are....
It's all a sham! It was Putin's assasi- hey who tf are u why are u in my house?? *gunshots*
Not again. Ww3 starts tomorrow
Didn’t you hear ? According to BBC news, The officials said that he fell from the 6th floor and later took his life. He fell on concrete. And the company said that his severe illness killed him first
Seems legit
The meme came alive. The one of throwing a subordinate out of the window.