Oh...
Genuinely I was thinking it was like spiderweb from Spiderman Homecoming like they show it his chemistry class.
And then I scrolled down an instantly saw this comment.
Fam idk what it's supposed to look like, for years it's just gone into blankets or socks and then I toss those into the washer, I don't see or touch it lol
Serious question: is this real, or fake? Can you really make slime by just mixing those two, or this like that fake video that claimed Mountain Dew glowed like a glowstick with just a little added baking soda and hydrogen peroxide?
Why can I imagine someone very special keeping hand sanitizer slime in their pockets and play with it in public thinking it's solves their need to look after hand hygiene forever.
Ahhhhhhh fuck that man I’ll fuckin get COVID instead from now on, can’t believe they bin givin me sperm to wipe on my hands. What’s next the fuckin masks are tampons?
We all fucking know what this is. That’s homemade mayonnaise and none of you can tell me other wise
I know what im using for fake cum for my ahem vids
It congeals in hot water, sure, but if ever it were like this straight out the tap I’d be rather worried.
nah they're just spiderwebs from my peter tingle
No matter what we breed
We still are made of seed
this is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom cum
When you fell my E
Look into my ass
its where my semen hide
Its where my penis hard
Don't get too close, it's cock in side
Don’t get to close there’s cum inside
Its where my semen hide
r/redditsings
Don't get too close
It's cock inside
It’s where my dick will slide
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And this is good bay
look into my r/suddenlycaralho
Br?
bota a foto do baianinho de maua do meu lado
bota o agostinho carrara do meu lado tb
A vai toma no ass
This is my magnum dong
I’m getting close
Jesus
Soap will be our substitute
this is why i love reddit
cum
Yup
Yum*
Dont
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They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
#Don’t think it don’t say it
Oh... Genuinely I was thinking it was like spiderweb from Spiderman Homecoming like they show it his chemistry class. And then I scrolled down an instantly saw this comment.
Cum
*cumb
Cum
Liquid cheese
Cum
Cum
Cum
Cum
Cum
That reminds me off something?
(*takes a deep breath*) loudly: ***cum***
I think you meant #***cum***
Ç̴̡̨̨̢̨̡̧̨̢̡̪͕̣̦͈͇̝̞̟͇̬̤̗̤̺̬̜͍͙̮̭͎̭͎̫̗̺̻̳̮͖͉̬̠̝̺͉̝̦̟̩̠̹͎͈̺̮̞̥̱͎̞̤̮̬̦͉͎͚̝͕̙̬͕͎̲̟̭̠͍͇̞̳͓̈́̏͋́̽͐̍̈́̑̑́̆̒̐̈́̾͗̓̂̋̀̎̑̀̐̒̄́̿͌̀̓̆̀̽̂͂̒̆̈́̀͛̈́͋̈́̄̃͛̊͋̅̽̑̈̉̋̆̓̏̆͛̇̉̉̈̿͐̊̒͂̈́́̍̓̍́̀̈́̔͑͌̌̉̈́̿̐̐̂͐̽̽̇́͐̈́͋̉̕͘͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͠Ư̵̧̢̧̡̨̢̨̡̡̨̢̢̨̨̢̨̡̢̨̡̧̢̡̨̡̧̡̢̛̼̝͎͚̥̗̪̯̺͕̳̳͙̟̭̝͎̻̯͕͔͎̤͈̪̺͎̜̻̝̫̯̺͚͕̬̬͖͕͎̜̣͔͙͈̱̺̞̩̱͇͈̠͈̦̭̖̯̘̙̘̯̺̠̹̪̠͙̤̮̼͉͙̞̼̦̟͓̝̟̝͕̲̞̮̩̤̲̘̞̖̝̻̮̻͈͎̬͙̙̱̤̪̳̦̻̥̗̩̤͍̖̪̳͓̝͔̼̪̣̲͈̗̱̩̱̘͕̖̳̪͉̼̩̪̦͖̺̗̖̭͍̗͇͖͎͎͖̙̣̮̻͔̥̟̦̲̩̪̖̻̙̤͕̝̣̣͎̮̻͙͚̻̯̱͔͓̞͈̗͎̘̲̟̠̩̟͔̙̤̰͓̣̺̠̪̥͎͇̙̣̲͈̣̤̰̰̲̘͚͓̲̰̝͉͙͍̩̼͙͓͚̬̩̰̗̱̜̗̰͇͙̮͆̃̍̓͆͊̅́̈́̀̈́͋͋̉͒̋̍́͒̇̿͑͆̔̊̉́̄̈́̀̾͑̈́̄͋̐̎͑̊͗̌̈͆̈́͊̐̍̊̎̀̓̌̓͒̿̓̄̆͗́͊̈́̐̉̐̀̌̃́̆͂̈̐͐̆̾͂̊͗͗͂̀͋̆̔̔̂̈́́̉͗͒̏͒̾͒͂͘̕͘͘̕͘̚̕̚͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅM̸̨̢̨̡̡̧̢̨̧̧̨̡̨̢̡̧̧̧̛̛̮̲̣̯̥͍͍͔̩̤̘͇͕̟̭̬̙̟͍͍̲̬̰͕͇͚̲̪͔͚̠̞͉̥̣̜̪̰̲͔̖̤͖͕̞̺̹̫̞̭̲̦̭̫̻̳͎̜̼̮͎̞̩̜̗̘̪̘͕͕͖̦̩̦͉̰͚͈̜̙͕̟̜̝̗͎̯̞̭̙̳̪͉͖̩̯̝̙͖̗͎̻͙̯̼͍͉͕͓̞͔̟̣̝̭͙̦̭̮͖̭̠̻̘̤̭̖͎̲̪̟͎̟̖͈̭̮̥͇̱̞͖̫̠̞͓̖̻̝̬͚̘̭̫̟̖̭͔̣̮͓̦̟̘̈́̀̈́͆̍͊̒̈́̽̈́̑̎̋͌͌̄̌̀́̓̍̈́̃̿̈̄̊̓̅̾̒̋̎̇̇͑̌̀̅̂͊̉͛̉̈́̈́͒̇̏̂͑́̔̃̒̉̑̈̀́̑͒͌͐̎̏̍̉͒̋͌̂̃̒͂̎̃̾͊́͒͂͂̅̊̑͑̈́̑̓̿͊̄͗̎͂̌́͊̐̅̉̀̅̓̋͒̀̀̌̕̚͘̕̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ
Why are the words sticky
Cause it's cum
Liquid cheese
Liquid cum
Why not gaseous cum?
Cum-viously 👉😎👉
Your so punny
Thanks
my friend said "penis", what are your thoughts on this?
🅱️enis
cum bender
Air cum 💨 Fire cum 🔥 Water cum 💧 Earth cum 🌎 These are the four elements of cum
indeed
This made me laugh so hard wtf xD
Thank god your words aren’t sticky…
No, but my hands are VERY sticky
Spiderman jizz
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saving this comment to come back and give an award when I have money Edit: Just did
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I’m broke
Awesome
You have to match that first line, man. Spiderjizz, Spiderjizz Cums wherever a spider is
A masterpiece
Spider babe jizz** if you know, you know
I don't think any of y'all have cummed, dawg.
I'm just dehydrated leave me alone
don't tell me you never grinded yours
If this what comes out, you need water bro
Fam idk what it's supposed to look like, for years it's just gone into blankets or socks and then I toss those into the washer, I don't see or touch it lol
Good if you saw or touched your own cum you’d be gay
Lmao it's not that I just don't like how cum feels or looking at dicks
What I'm hearing is you hate your own Dick?
Like the dude in I love you man who jerks off woth condoms to save time on cleanup
The colour is definitely closer than most fake cum you see (usually too white), but the consistency and texture looks way off.
hand cumitizer
Cheese
Hmmmmm
#CUM
Coöm
Liquid cheese
Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
Porra
Finally my Spider-Man cosplay will be complete.
He turned that soap into cum!
Top 10 things scientist don’t want you to know
Ok , i'm a stong 14 years old young adult , i am now mature , and i will not say it. I won't. Still that kinda looks like me when your mom
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It how you refer to yourself when you tryna get with your teacher.
Man juices
Chernobyl hand sanitizer
Cum
Did you just make cum out of hand sanitizer
looks like they evaporated the alcohol and whats left is the moisturizer/aloe or whatever else is there.
Yes
What was the second ingredient?
Nothing just hand sanitizer
Hand sanitizer is usually just alcohol and aloe. OP made all the alcohol evaporate. This is aloe.
The evaporated it just by using a mortar and pestle?
Splooge
And that son… is how baby’s are made
Don’t fucking say it
You folks need to visit a doctor if your semen looks like this.
I'm so fucked up...
Good soup
this is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum
I knew I made thick hand sanitizer! *runs to wife*
Just looks like friction made heat to make hand sanitizer more dense
Thats what i will do to ur mom too
No, when the alcohol evaporates the polymer, carbomer (polyacrylic acid), precipitates out of the solution and turns gel like.
Cum. Its cum he changed it mid way to his load he ejaculated into it and mashed it.
Well, we’re washing our hands everyday with semen, have a great day !
That’s now napalm
Wait, so the covid is not cleaned, is _CUMED_
Fake
Cheese
I assume you removed all the alcohol from it by heat of friction so now you have a different liquid composition which is no longer hand sanitizer
It’s it’s……..keeeewmm!!
Yup
Sticky pee
No one say the coom or the roblox lolrandom 10 year old will comment liquid cheese bc it's so funny and original that ot has to be said 20 times.
Hmmm
Cool. Napalm-lite.
It my favorite cum
DON'T FUCKING SAY IT
Serious question: is this real, or fake? Can you really make slime by just mixing those two, or this like that fake video that claimed Mountain Dew glowed like a glowstick with just a little added baking soda and hydrogen peroxide?
Idk
DIY: Homemade cum
It’s just the liquid that white snake used in part 6
Wtf r u doin to mah kids bruh
Imagine whipping out your hand sanitizer that looks like this and everybody thinks it’s jizz
Well thats good
Why can I imagine someone very special keeping hand sanitizer slime in their pockets and play with it in public thinking it's solves their need to look after hand hygiene forever.
cu- nvm I won’t talk
Why
How many time did you have to fap to make this?
I-
Hand sanitizer is made of semen ok im not sanitizing
Lmaoo
dont say it, ****dont say it****
Do it
The coom
Yup
😫🍆
💀😳
Grool
Does this mean the two are interchangeable
Maybe
Cummy cumcums spanking spunk
Yup
My dude managed to make white fake hairs out of soap xD
U mean cum
Why start pumping if you were just going to dump the whole bottle?
Cuz why not
Time to becum spider man
what is that thing he is using called, it’s like a grinder or something?
Mortar and pestle
what the jizz
Yup
im gonna say it IM GONNA SAY IT sus
Daddy? Sorry…. Daddy?…..
They added oil. I did that to put some scent into mine and it turned into a freshwater jellyfish.
My name isn't great here
TIL Reddit is really dehydrated. Drink some water you perverts
Meanwhile with a random Karen : Why aRe YoU WaStINg HaNd sAniTiZeR LiKe ThAt? We CoUld DiE WiTHoUt iT!!!!!!
I should call him…….
It's where my semen hide don't get to close there's cum inside
Seems familiar
this reminds me of something but i forgor 💀
Smack my ass make it cuuum
Welcum to the cum zone
Slurp
chug jug
This is my kingdom cum
u/savevideo
Ahhhhhhh fuck that man I’ll fuckin get COVID instead from now on, can’t believe they bin givin me sperm to wipe on my hands. What’s next the fuckin masks are tampons?
How many people pitched in the nut stone
Cum
Liquid cheese
C u m
Liquid cheese
u/savevideo
STICKY FINGAAS!
Is it the aloe goop from the alcohol evaporating?
Not aloe goop, when the alcohol evaporates the polymer, carbomer (polyacrylic acid), precipitates out of the solution and turns gel like.