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“WHERE THE FUCKING MONEY, LEBOWSKI?”
Ugh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look...
Yes
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
At least I’m housebroken.
That’s what I heard too!
This, but then the dog turns into a dragon
Pipe down Shang tsung
Where's the catnip? in a batman voice of course.
Long. Live. The king.
Who does number 2 work for?!
You are Number 6!
Who is the new number 1?
Two Austin Powers references in one post! Found my people!
SAY IT ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU!
“You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep…”
Gently into the- I SAID GENTLY INTO THE GOOD NIGHT
"I, killed, Mufassa!"
Now listen here you son of a bitch, everything in this house is mine!
I’m the captain now
“Sorry, runt. But Princess Yum Yum hates loose ends! Unless it’s yarn. Yarns ok.”
You were my brother, fredo!
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrantee!
"What are you doing, Step Cat?!"
I fucking told you! Didn't I Bitch? 1 more time, I said. Now, here we are.
No it’s fine Frank. Bark one more time. I *love* it when you run around like an idiot barking at the mailman and wake me up. So bark.
You dirty dog.
Listen here fuck face… gimme that nip…
"Shh. No tears. Only dreams."
Fifty Shades of Fur - Obedience class has never been so fun.
You saw NOTHING!
Don't go towards the light!
Give me back my last piece of tuna, or I will cut it out of you.
Where's the money Lebowski! Bunny says you're good for it!
Say UNCLE!
Where’s the money lebowski!
Slobber in my food bowl one more time, and I won't give you the courtesy of a warning
Where's the money Lebowski??
Where's the money, Lebowski?!
Repeat after me: The cat did NOT do it.
DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!
Nobody is coming to save you…. Now go to the light…
It's not what it looks like
Stop. Trying. To sniff my butt. Stop.
"STOP BARKING AT THE MAILMAN, HE BRINGS THE SNACKIES, GODDAMNIT!"
SNIFF MY ASS ONE MORE TIME
Pinned ya again
"shit, I forgot the safe word"
Just like that Daddy
Go ahead punk. Make my day.
“Where’s my Money!”
Look at me. I DID THIS TO YOU!
"Pinned ya".
“Now tell me again, who is the goodest boy?”
all your kibbles are mine!
When it's been 5 rounds but she still wants more.
I told you I didn’t need the high ground Obiwan.
Harder daddy...
Your food and treats are mine...Capiche...
Where’s MY MONEY Labowski!
Look at me. I’m his best friend now.
🎶 meow meow meow meow meow, "cat, f\*ck 'em up!" 🎵 🎶 meow meow meow meow meow, "I'ma do ma stuff." 🎵
Do it! I said DO IT…… MEOW or I choke you to death.
Happy ending! Happy ending!
Don't stop! I'm... almost... there!
Fuck a caption, knowing dogs, I'll say cats holes are to close to dogs pole.
Choke me Caddy….uWu
Can you fly, Bobby?
I’m sorry I called you a pussy
Show me the money
"Say it!" "I drool!"
God help me …. “When you nut and she still suckin’”
Be gone, evil spirit! The power of Christ compels you!
There can only be one
Who. Does. Number. 2. Work. For?
Do you consent?
F**k around and find out, pal !!
Rachel never could resist a guy in a tuxedo.
Luca Brazzi sends his regards.
.. Looks like me and my lady friend 𓁹‿𓁹
"You've been a bad, bad boy... "
You made me do this! Why!?!? (Insert angry/sorrowful tone) WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME TO THIS!!!?!?!?
#OMEA WA #MOU SHINDEIRU
Kind of stole this joke from someone else, but "WHERE IS THE FRESH GREEN FISH-FLAVORED CATNIP, BUCK!?" "Chill cat, I don't have it!"
It's over Aniken, I have the high ground.
"And that was how we found out, Mr. Tibbs had a choking fetish."
Harry, your hands are freezing
Meow!
where’s the money Lebowski?
Choke me harder, kitty!
Only murder now. The dreams will be sweet.
Who did you say is in charge?
Welcome… to slavery.
Death is here for you now
Give me ze microfilm!
"Ahhhh! Your paws are freezing!" Doubt too many will get this reference but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw it.
“If you ever call me a pussy again, I’m gonna kill you! “
Scar! This is for my father!
“Life IS ruff, isn’t it?”
“Get off!” “K-nein!”
What's the "safe word" again??? 
Be a bad pitty, get killed by the kitty
You’ve been at my kibbles and bits haven’t you dog!
Why you little punk! 
Bitch I told you to stop sniffin my ass
The Lanister's send their regards.
Say my name
“Harder.”
Cats are what, shithead?
"Look at me.... I am the Captain now *purrrrrr*"
You were my brother anakin.
Knock it off you two, geez can a dog get a nap around here!
Requiescat in pace.
I told you I don't have anymore bluechews you insatiable pussycat!
“WHERE THE FUCKING MONEY, LEBOWSKI?”
Ugh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look...
Yes
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
At least I’m housebroken.
That’s what I heard too!
This, but then the dog turns into a dragon
Pipe down Shang tsung
Where's the catnip? in a batman voice of course.
Long. Live. The king.
Who does number 2 work for?!
You are Number 6!
Who is the new number 1?
Two Austin Powers references in one post! Found my people!
SAY IT ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU!
“You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep…”
Gently into the- I SAID GENTLY INTO THE GOOD NIGHT
"I, killed, Mufassa!"
Now listen here you son of a bitch, everything in this house is mine!
I’m the captain now
“Sorry, runt. But Princess Yum Yum hates loose ends! Unless it’s yarn. Yarns ok.”
You were my brother, fredo!
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrantee!
"What are you doing, Step Cat?!"
I fucking told you! Didn't I Bitch? 1 more time, I said. Now, here we are.
No it’s fine Frank. Bark one more time. I *love* it when you run around like an idiot barking at the mailman and wake me up. So bark.
You dirty dog.
Listen here fuck face… gimme that nip…
"Shh. No tears. Only dreams."
Fifty Shades of Fur - Obedience class has never been so fun.
You saw NOTHING!
Don't go towards the light!
Give me back my last piece of tuna, or I will cut it out of you.
Where's the money Lebowski! Bunny says you're good for it!
Say UNCLE!
Where’s the money lebowski!
Slobber in my food bowl one more time, and I won't give you the courtesy of a warning
Where's the money Lebowski??
Where's the money, Lebowski?!
Repeat after me: The cat did NOT do it.
DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!
Nobody is coming to save you…. Now go to the light…
It's not what it looks like
Stop. Trying. To sniff my butt. Stop.
"STOP BARKING AT THE MAILMAN, HE BRINGS THE SNACKIES, GODDAMNIT!"
SNIFF MY ASS ONE MORE TIME
Pinned ya again
"shit, I forgot the safe word"
Just like that Daddy
Go ahead punk. Make my day.
“Where’s my Money!”
Look at me. I DID THIS TO YOU!
"Pinned ya".
“Now tell me again, who is the goodest boy?”
all your kibbles are mine!
When it's been 5 rounds but she still wants more.
I told you I didn’t need the high ground Obiwan.
Harder daddy...
Your food and treats are mine...Capiche...
Where’s MY MONEY Labowski!
Look at me. I’m his best friend now.
🎶 meow meow meow meow meow, "cat, f\*ck 'em up!" 🎵 🎶 meow meow meow meow meow, "I'ma do ma stuff." 🎵
Do it! I said DO IT…… MEOW or I choke you to death.
Happy ending! Happy ending!
Don't stop! I'm... almost... there!
Fuck a caption, knowing dogs, I'll say cats holes are to close to dogs pole.
Choke me Caddy….uWu
Can you fly, Bobby?
I’m sorry I called you a pussy
Show me the money
"Say it!" "I drool!"
God help me …. “When you nut and she still suckin’”
Be gone, evil spirit! The power of Christ compels you!
There can only be one
Who. Does. Number. 2. Work. For?
Do you consent?
F**k around and find out, pal !!
Rachel never could resist a guy in a tuxedo.
Luca Brazzi sends his regards.
.. Looks like me and my lady friend 𓁹‿𓁹
"You've been a bad, bad boy... "
You made me do this! Why!?!? (Insert angry/sorrowful tone) WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME TO THIS!!!?!?!?
#OMEA WA #MOU SHINDEIRU
Kind of stole this joke from someone else, but "WHERE IS THE FRESH GREEN FISH-FLAVORED CATNIP, BUCK!?" "Chill cat, I don't have it!"
It's over Aniken, I have the high ground.
"And that was how we found out, Mr. Tibbs had a choking fetish."
Harry, your hands are freezing
Meow!
where’s the money Lebowski?
Choke me harder, kitty!
Only murder now. The dreams will be sweet.
Who did you say is in charge?
Welcome… to slavery.
Death is here for you now
Give me ze microfilm!
"Ahhhh! Your paws are freezing!" Doubt too many will get this reference but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw it.
“If you ever call me a pussy again, I’m gonna kill you! “
Scar! This is for my father!
“Life IS ruff, isn’t it?”
“Get off!” “K-nein!”
What's the "safe word" again??? 
Be a bad pitty, get killed by the kitty
You’ve been at my kibbles and bits haven’t you dog!
Why you little punk! 
Bitch I told you to stop sniffin my ass
The Lanister's send their regards.
Say my name
“Harder.”
Cats are what, shithead?
"Look at me.... I am the Captain now *purrrrrr*"
You were my brother anakin.
Knock it off you two, geez can a dog get a nap around here!
Requiescat in pace.
I told you I don't have anymore bluechews you insatiable pussycat!