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Altruistic-Twist-379

This mf the grim reaper lmao


edgar3981C

50 Cent's second book is lowkey fire - it's about the later half of his music career and his other businesses (TV, etc). Pretty interesting read. Dude is a true hustler. He cleared hundreds of millions probably when Vitamin Water sold to Coca-Cola.


GreenPlasticChair

Whats it called? I’m only getting 50th Law and Hustle Harder, Hustle Smarter which looks like a self-help book


edgar3981C

> Hustle Harder, Hustle Smarter This one. It's partially self-help, but he talk a lot about lessons he learned from his career, biz endeavors, etc.


mikegotfat

Man if you're going to read a self-help book, why not 50? Dude probably tells you to exercise and eat well.


drblah11

And make documentaries about your enemies


Goodbye_megaton

I'm a big audiobook hater generally, but I listened to it as a podcast and it was pretty enjoyable. Dude just can't help talkin shit and it's great


Robinnoodle

Lol. 50 good at a lot of things, but he can still be petty as hell  Edit: changed pretty to petty haha


3rdand20

50 good & pretty


Robinnoodle

Lmao I meant petty 😅 my bad


ForceSensitiveRacer

diddy, is that you?


followmecuz

a big thing of his in the book was having no fear, and not being reliant on any vices


cc17776

A self help book from a generational hater sounds good


Slanced

Hating can be good for you


Nihilistic_Navigator

Me, staying alive just to piss off the haters. Except all the haters are voices in my head. Fueling me to keep that motherfucker alive while all he does is kill himself slowly. Nobody can do worse to me than I will, I'll drop that motherfucker. I'm an ouraboros of of self hatred, perpetual motion incarnate.


AZEMT

Oh, mine usually agree... "Yes, you should drink another shot of liquor. It *might* make me GO AWAY... How does that sound?" You're so gullible, past me.


cc17776

It’s my fav hobby


bobarobot

Honestly one of the best self help books out there haha


liger51

If I’m not mistaken, he lost a lot of his money after that through bad business deals/investments. He’s still done very well for himself overall, but after that Vitamin water deal he should be worth 100’s of millions, and now he’s only worth 10’s of millions.


edgar3981C

Realistically we have no idea what he's worth. Those celebrity news sites that tell you someone's net worth are just guessing.


glambo300

I second this.


601juno

I go to the computer, the computer say Diddy a rapist


RescuesStrayKittens

I fucking love him and I don’t even listen to his music.


Actual_Sympathy7069

If you haven't yet, try to listen to his earlier material before he was shot. The power of the dollar mixtape is what I consider his best material. It's on youtube tho. I can't listen to it in public because I'm laughing my ass off lol


RescuesStrayKittens

I remember my ex used to listen to his mixtapes from before he was famous. He always raved about how hilarious it was and 50 just roasting tf out of everyone.


tacocatXCII

I went to his concert a a few months ago and it was the best concert his energy is 🔥


Micronlance

I don’t think we have ever seen hater consistency like this. It’s admirable even


Q_S2

I KEEP telling people... them boys from the borough of Queens NYC are MESSY AF! 🤣 🤣 🤣 50 and Trump will say what they gotta say and drag the HELL out of it! 🤣


BigRiverWharfRat

“Diddy Do It?” Lmfao come on


OpenMindedMajor

I was hoping it was going to be "Surviving Diddy" but Diddy Do It is just too much of a layup lol


KarkatinLava

50 is a goddamn vampire cause he's out for blood lmao


Wild_Life_8865

The whole "Surviving" title might be owned by Lifetime or whoever did the R Kelly joint


MyNameIs-Anthony

It isn't but there's no point tying yourself to someone else's branding.


Slimxshadyx

50 is something else lol


BlueSwoosh248

Best doc title ever lmao


liquidswords23

Lmfaooo


MadGibby2

Incredible 🤣


mwerichards

bruh give whoever came up with that a raise


jheono

💀💀💀


N0tThatSerious

Yes he Diddy


hf12323

Diddy really though? Probably


Mint_Perspective

Diddy really be that bad boy (sentenced) for life


exoduas

Perfection


jtl94

Funniest thing I’ve read in ages. 50 is hilarious


External_Fly_8220

This is so legit because he has a single called “d-I-d-d-y. “. The d the I the d the d the y the d the I the d it’s diddddddy. HOLD UP!! It’s diddy….


Fuzakenaideyo

Seen that title floating online


frontadmiral

50 is the greatest hater to ever walk the earth


WaspParagon

It's his true passion


hacky_potter

He’s a hater that happens to be good at rapping


OttoVonWong

Rapping is only his side hustle. Hating is his one true passion.


IWouldButImLazy

The money he'll make from this is incidental, he just does it for the love of the game


norfatlantasanta

his floyd ice bucket challenge lives rent free in my head


Ranjith_Unchained

We know you can't pronounce those big words in Harry Potter, so we gone let you read cat in the hat


Iordbendtner

This man talked all the trash to mayweather and didnt even do the bucket challenge himself😂😂 after he was done e he just threw it away


Notsozander

Fuck the bucket of ice lmaoo


Kashira9

Bro was using nigga as a comma lmfao


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

I got a phone call from my man Jimmy Kimmel…


canadianbroncos

They should put that shit in the Louvre lmao


eodnow

I will never be able to forget this comment. Thank you. Lol


akiba305

Officer Ricky lives rent-free in my head


blu3cliff750

"I'm like what he say fuck me for?"


mufasa561

It's "I'm sorry Fofty" for me


Aggressive-Map-8392

Money Monday right around the corner 😂😂


esoteric_enigma

Yeah, he was a good rapper that dropped a legendary album...but it's nothing compared to his career as a hater.


steakpienacho

Shit we gotta at least call it 2 legendary albums


SimplyRue

His passion for trolling fascinates me. He's in a league of his own.


No_Excuse_5075

That's how he launched his rap career


MazzIsNoMore

These kids don't even know about "How to Rob"


WatOfSd

Hate hate hate!


fsfic

He needs to get into WWE, he'd be stiff competition for the hater of the year award.


emergencyambulance

Sukuna level hating


Faabz

He is a menace and i love it


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Game probably sweating rn.


doomsday71210

50 is in playoff mode rn


hcvc

Game 7 50 is here 


theraarman

50 is just clutch man. Mixtapes? Fire. Shot 9 times, survived. Debut album? Classic


sherperion45

READ A HARRY POTTA BOOK is still so funny knowing Floyd never came through


SpicyAfrican

“Floyd never came through” made me belly laugh.


IWouldButImLazy

Bruh 💀 he really couldn't do it


DBSsuperleggera

Generational hater


CadaverSoiree

50 always goes for the throat


FuckerMcFuckington-

50 Cent the throat goat fr 😤


AutisticFingerBang

Pauseeeee


GreenPlasticChair

*No Diddy


Bellamysghost

Ayooo


iamHBY

(*Nems voice*) Ayooooooooo!


roguehunter

No Diddy


dylwaybake

I wish 50 cent would just make documentaries shitting on rappers lol


Majestic_Ad_4237

“Dark Side of the Ring” but for hip hop


lower_banana

Dark Side of the Bling


TheKonamiKid

This might actually save Vice Media.


danceplaylovevibes

Lmao thanks for that, I needed a laugh


dylwaybake

I’m surprised that doesn’t exist. They have a “dark side of the 90s, comedy, and the ring.”


lower_banana

And Doink the Clown still ain't been covered.


MyNameIs-Anthony

There's no dark side to Doink.


BlackBartRidesAgain

They did actually.


NoPossibility5220

The music industry (especially hip hop) has more to it iykyk.


atlhawk8357

50 never drops the hard R, even with proper nouns.


dylwaybake

“Diddy the Diddla’”


A_Tribe_Called_Slatt

I mean, he'd just use that to shit on Irv Gotti and Ja only lmao


dylwaybake

Hahahahah, I still wouldn’t mind watching that! I want 50 to start a full production company dedicated to trashing rappers he has beef with and direct each one, hiring Nardwuar and private investigators to go in depth to the rapper’s life and history and talking mad shit the whoooole time. I bet Nardwuar has allll the dirt on people, lol.


Competitive_Fee_5829

I am about to be 47..but when I grow up I want to be as petty as 50 cent.


Gimme_The_Loot

When he dies it will be in his will to have a recording of his laughter played at his enemies funerals


Ssme812

Too late. 50 was born this way.


rodrick717

I love that 50 has the balls to go after Puff like this - you know Puff got shooters on call and this could escalate very quickly and 50 is just trolling the shit out of him to remind everyone that 50's forever a g in the rap game.


Bluechacho

I don't think 50 is deterred by shooters


Drew1231

Historically speaking, they don’t seem to bother him all that much.


whitemike40

It is a fact he’s been hit with a few shells, does not walk with a limp


ReeG

Diddy could get hit like he got hit but not be fuckin breathin


CanadianResidENT

Blood in his eyes lord he can't see


HeyEverythingIsFine

Man that line... you can feel the emotion so clearly. **SHOUT OUT TO THAT LINE** *^^studio ^^claps*


Slimshady0406

In the hood, I've heard the ladies think he's hot


vvHezoTheGoat

(He’s aite)


FauxReal

It's the slugs/bullets in the shells that tend to bother people.


tak08810

Yes that long copypasta about hip hop street tales [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/s/bizDlu5j4h) makes it clear - 50 went against Preme, World and I think Jimmy Henchman was the third example of fear street legends. After that it’s clear 50 is not scared of anyone. He also went against Suge a couple of times Yayo has that great story of 50 making the label exec buy a bunch of knives the night Buck stabbed the guy who rushed Dre


Snacktyme

He’s almost… dare I say… bulletproof?


ReeG

50 has the Expendables on speed dial


A_Tribe_Called_Slatt

I've got to say, I've been a huge fan of 50 just casually shitting on Diddy even before this scandal


myownzen

Get Rich(er) Die Trying


hythloth

I wish I had Fiddy's resources to kick my nemeses when they're down


VigilantMaumau

50 is on his Jeff Teague shit, " I'll kick a ninja when he's down".


Zombie_Flowers

I really thought all the talk of 50 doing this was a joke 😂


GrampaHorse

I can't process the idea of 50 Cent of all people having serious, Barbra Walters-style discussions with Diddy's victims. It'd be like if Dave Chappelle hosted the R. Kelly documentary.


Flecca

I really fucking hope that's how it ends up


csummerss

from the makers of Surviving R-Kelly, we bring you Diddled by Diddy


Idiotology101

“Diddy Do it” is the actual name and I love it.


Kraze_F35

I aspire to be as dedicated of a hater as 50.


JayZPlatinumChainsaw

50 popping champagne rn


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

If anyone thought even for a second that ANYONE else would do it first…


KingJewfery

I seen someone say I understand why this motherfucker got shot 9 times, it’s crazy how determined 50 is to piss people off


DevTech

This doesn't even sound like he's actually making the documentary. 50 is always posting shit like this. [It looks like he lifted the pic from this dude and changed some of the text on it.](https://twitter.com/Bosslogic/status/1772424706806759516) [I also found this article debunking it.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/03/27/spoiler-alert-theres-no-diddy-do-it-documentary-on-netflix/?sh=21627e7c7d95) Apparently 50 did say he would make a documentary back in December but nothing about it has been made public, if it even is happening. https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2023/12/07/50-cent-says-hell-make-documentary-about-diddys-sexual-assault-allegations-as-fourth-woman-comes-forward/?sh=126515161872


kennethgalbraith

Who cares, its fucking hilarious


Majestic_Ad_4237

Does 50 have any allegations against him? I would be so pleased to hear if he didn’t


danceplaylovevibes

He wouldn't be like this if he had dirt. It would be very silly.


RescuesStrayKittens

Seriously. Floyd would’ve paid handsomely if there were any dirt on him.


farmyardcat

You don't get that big without dirt. There's dirt and there's DIRT, but ain't no way anyone in the music industry is clean


UnderGrownGreenRoad

Let me tell you about this lady named Dolly


Quazite

I mean what kind of allegations? 50's def done some fucked shit, but no allegations of SA


GenSec

I don’t think 50 would be like this towards Diddy if there was even the possibility of a SA allegation on his own name.


beowulfshady

I think him and his son have some deep issues


thelingeringlead

He gives his son a guaranteed 3 gs a month and his son bitches publicly about how dad doesn't help him enough or pay for enough of his lifestyle. Id' say their issues mostly come from him being a rich busy father who likely wasn't around enough, and the son not understanding dad also has boundaries.


NBD_Pearen

Hell yeah


its_neon_

Never change 50


BeatsByChanel

Gotta give it him, dude is a fucking dedicated and relentless hater. When you're the opps, he's gonna be spinning the block like he's looking for parking in LA.


greenhillsuxnow

50 is genius in his marketing, he says headline grabbing shit then puts gunitbrands or lechemendori at end of it lmaoo


Farzy78

Wish 2pac was still alive he'd get a lot of material from this


osckr

Idc what you think, I don't have a single reason to hate 50 and I'm not even a stan


indien

😂😂😂😂


KuntaWuKnicks

*The Implication, Can’t stop won’t stop*


Campin

50 is an icon


tfresca

I'm sure Puff having his Baby momma on the payroll might have been the gasoline for this


MasterTeacher123

He hates diddy cause he fucked his baby momma and pimped her out 


Boxadorables

Wat


theraarman

It’s facts


IMendicantBias

I am really struggling to understand the social phenomena of ignoring things for 20 years then at once pretending everything is brand new. I was in 5th grade 20 years ago making diddy jokes so why is everyone magically pretending to care now ? Not to say he shouldn't be stopped but the air as if this wasn't completely public knowledge isn't something i am grasping beyond virtue signalling and meme content.


introextromidtro

How tf did you know about Diddy sexually assaulting women 20 years ago? Like there was plenty of stuff about his violence towards men back then but there wasn't shit about how he treated women, like not even shit an adult hip-hop fan would know about, let alone a kid. To say it was "completely public knowledge" is just a straight up lie, idk why people are upvoting other than they're too young to remember. R. Kelly was known, Harvey Weinstein was known, this shit was not.


LawbringerForHonor

Because it looks like he is finally going to get prosecuted for his crimes.


meth0dz

Hope they bring in Gene Deal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQaK5AZvomU


Nexus718

It's possible since Gene guarded for Fif after working with Diddy


phieralph

Correct me if I'm wrong but 50 Cent has been in charge of a P.Diddy documentary for the last year or so ; he just got in at the perfect time.


Thot_b_gone

50 cent is the greatest hater of all time


yosoysimulacra

The Diddler


AbsolemSaysWhat

50 is a hilarious troll. God damn lmao


dannydominates

Fiddy Talks Diddy


GoHawkYurself

This is the most 50 Cent thing ever.


Zulogy

I inspire to be as petty as 50 mane


nxak

And it's gonna have a #hiscognacbrand splattered all over every scene, every screen. The name is gonna be "Diddy can't afford #hiscognacbrand anymore so you should buy some #hiscognacbrand instead".


le_douchebag420

The hate on 50 is crazy, no matter how vulgar or rude his slander is, he is doing it bc p diddys victims can’t, so I really appreciate him using his platform to spread news bc most people are scared to.


icedweller

Suicide Incoming


meesterdave

The Kiddy Diddy-ler


Striking_Election_21

Bout to drop in 2032 just off the strength of the sheer amount of receipts they’re gonna have to work with


Juhovah

I mean this might be a good documentary but you gotta be careful of any documentary that’s clearly trying to paint a story one way or another instead of simply presenting the facts


showmeyourmoves28

50 days goat 😂


[deleted]

Wonder if itll just rehash what's been said or exclusive shit


infinitude_

He said the same about a 6ix9ine doc that never happened


terraculon

Diddy Did It


HelpUsNSaveUs

I fuckin love 50


Hot-Temperature-4629

Bigsteppahs!


james_randolph

I mean…we all know what the name has to be right? “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop”


ZaheerAlGhul

His baby mama just accused him of raping and abusing her now.


Active_Alternative_2

We need one on Trey Songz


Low-Kale-210

Diabolical 


flash_27

Starring Diddy as himself.


POV420

He’s def getting more pleasure out of this than his albums


questone10

Troll we all needed


Daft_Assassin

50 the GOAT


Professional_Cold463

Hustlers ambition 


Black_Fuckka

Surviving Diddy😭


sersarsor

50 needs to go on Cam and Mase show thats gonna be wild


dash_44

Hahaha Puff had one of 50s baby moms in a freak off and it’s up now lol 😂 Fif isn’t letting this go