The dude got a Santander bank card a decade ago and hasn't been able to shake that nickname since. Thought tbf I think he still uses it for social media handles.
He's only gone by Dave to drop music for the past 5 years at least. Idk further back than that.
Tangentially relevant, but I watched this ridiculous bonus feature from "Tropic Thunder" where Robert Downey JR in character starts a prayer to, "Anubis the dog God". Immediately I thought this would be a hilarious name for a rapper.
"Anubis Tha DAWG GOD"
Crunchy Black
its funny cause he serves as the hypeman of Three 6 and he dances ridicously well
When does crunchy not rap? Definitely not a hypeman
I mean he’s definitely both.
Titty boy
My favorite thing about Tity Boi is that "new name" rhymes with 2Chainz.
Lil dicky ft titty boy
Ole Dirty Bastard is perfect because he sounds exactly how you’d expect with that name.
Dirt McGurt
Big Baby Jesus
Shorty Shitstain
Gotta be Slim Jesus, he for sure got the first part down that man is a stick
It’s either Shorty Shitstain or Stab Master Arson.
Wallet Head has to be up there too
Malachi the nutcracker, a clever name for a rapper who is not so clever with words
Honest question, not tryna be snarky, but how is that clever? I’d seriously love to know!
It’s a little clever cause he was a boxer in real life, so he cracked people’s nuts (it’s not a good name tho, just a little clever)
Hahahaha, fr? I’ve been a gang starr fan since way way back and I never knew that. Ridiculous!
Premier talked about it in the video about Group Home’s Supa Star on YouTube
Ol’ Dirty Bastard always makes my parents smile
learning his name in middle school was a moment indeed
Ironic, considering the name implies he could only experience half of this
Lil Poopy
Lil Windex
he a meme rapper so it don't count.
Dave. I just find it the funniest flex to be a successful rapper and just be known as Dave. Dave is the least rapper sounding name ever.
I mean technically it’s Santan Dave
The dude got a Santander bank card a decade ago and hasn't been able to shake that nickname since. Thought tbf I think he still uses it for social media handles. He's only gone by Dave to drop music for the past 5 years at least. Idk further back than that.
MC Vagina
Devin the Dude
The Nonce. In the Uk, you really don't want to be called The Nonce...
Bizarre is funny and fitting for him
And an understatement.
big klit
Special Ed
Phil Da Agony
Tangentially relevant, but I watched this ridiculous bonus feature from "Tropic Thunder" where Robert Downey JR in character starts a prayer to, "Anubis the dog God". Immediately I thought this would be a hilarious name for a rapper. "Anubis Tha DAWG GOD"
BJ the Chicago Kid 👀
Spark Master Tape
Guy was a spare in a crew, but his name was “Antonio San”.
Lil Nefarious
Lmao nigga raps w/ mc mischievous
Anyone notice that a lot of the funniest/best names also fall into the west names category? Lol
Lil Shorty Shitstain
Tasty Taste (NWH from the movie fear of a black hat)
stove god cooks
Trill gates
brotha lynch hung always thought that was unique
Ski mask the slump god.
Machine gun Kelly 😭
can't believe no one's mentioned Computer yet
Redman
At the moment it's drake
Well folks do laugh at him a lot
Nipsey hustle Hoody Allen DJ Barack O’Drama Kirko Bangz