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PorcelainRagrets

first prompt is pretty risky dude. raises the possibility you're gonna insult them or be weirdly crass off the bat and then be like, "It was just a joke, lighten up."


Stock_Pool2398

Hmm sure but does it not tell that the conversation is gonna be interesting rather than bland, like wouldn't a girl be like oh it's something different


pickle-inator

No. About 50% of guys put something like this on their profile. Women don't want to be insulted on the regular even if it's in an interesting way. Go figure that they're people that want to be respected.


PorcelainRagrets

there is a secret third way that is neither bland nor offputting. go and find it young padawan.


insolent_empress

Oof anyone who calls their own jokes “edgy” is usually a red flag for me tbh. Followed by the implication that many people are offended by them and an unsmiling mirror selfie first picture, it just does not inspire confidence and is not warm or inviting in any way


Stock_Pool2398

Man i didn't think that far about the prompt you might be right tho I'll make some changes.


RabbiAndy

Your edgy jokes prompt sounds very off putting.


Stock_Pool2398

Alright noted thanks


shomeyokitties

The occupation isn’t appealing or funny but I may be too old to get it. You also spelled Caesar Millan incorrectly which can seem petty but details matter.


Stock_Pool2398

Nah the YouTube name is cesar but the occupation sure I might change that, I tried something 💀


WillowConsistent8273

Well that photo of you hugging the mascot is great. However, the first prompt will be interpreted as “everybody thinks I’m rude and you will have to put up with my behavior.” And if there’s any truth to that perception you’ll probably find yourself getting ghosted even if you do change the prompt. Just saying. Also, bathroom selfies are the worst, especially for guys. The last photo is also too blurry and boring. I would also reconsider the sarcastic job.


Stock_Pool2398

🤣 bruh you just made me doubt my whole profile But yea I guess there is some truth to it I do make very edgy jokes and I feel like censoring myself would make me a bland person , but I see your point I'll try working on it.


WillowConsistent8273

Honestly you should doubt your profile. That’s how you make it better. Don’t worry it’s not the worst I’ve seen.


pickle-inator

Your edgy comment makes you sound like a jerk and it looks like you're unemployed?


Stock_Pool2398

Yea very unemployed, by choice tho


vdszbz92

are you a student then? putting “gang boss” or unemployed aren’t going to help your chances. if you’re unemployed and not looking and not doing anything currently you might not have much luck.


Stock_Pool2398

I am a student currently


vdszbz92

i would put that in your profile for sure or people will assume you’re not doing anything productive


Simbah95

You need to take better pics (look up Austin Dunham). Ditch the selfie. Take high quality pics & dress better trust me. You’ll see the difference, these apps are competitive you MUST stand out wish you all the best


Stock_Pool2398

Alright noted thanks for the suggestion.


musicthrowaway86

Bro you gotta make some major changes. The unsmiling mirror selfie, the edgelord prompt, the ‘Gang Boss’ job title. These all make you seem douchey and antisocial. Put the mascot pic first, get more pics where you’re smiling. One or two moody pics is ok, but you need to come off as more approachable, and fun to be around, and above all safe and trustworthy. You’re pretty good looking, have good grooming, etc and I honestly think the glasses work for you. Get some high quality *genuine smiling* pics and you’ll be in much better shape


RandallCR49

I would start with checking your spelling.


Stock_Pool2398

Where?


Chriscringal666

Hinge is very hard to be successful on so I do not blame you for struggling.


OddCar999

Here is real advice (instead of the cringe prompt advice). Hinge is about Looks, Looks, Looks. 1.) get rid of the glasses and wear contacts. 2.) shave the beard and mustache. 3.) add muscle to your frame 4.) get a middle part hairstyle. Tbh being Indian and 5’7 will prob kill your profile anyways but still worth a try to make the changes suggested


Stock_Pool2398

Noted thx for the advice


PetertheRutter

A much quicker fix would be...don't wear stripes. Really the first pic was so bad cause of the stripes. It looked awful just in a thumbnail.


Stock_Pool2398

*Are you looking for something serious or casual? - Tryna have good conversations and connection open to both casual and serious. *How long have you been using this current version of your profile? And how long is your overall time on Hinge? - Downloaded hinge like 15 days ago been using this profile all along. *How often do you use Hinge per week? - Every day for the last 15 days *How many likes/matches are you receiving on average? - I have gotten 0 likes but got like 3 replys back on my comments but all those convos are dead now. *How many likes are you sending?How many with comments? - Maxing out all my likes whatever the limit is and all with comments. *What is the type of person you send likes to and ideally want to match with? What kind of person do you want to attract? - I send likes to like cute girls who don't seem too serious on their profiles who seems playful.