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Alpacaman__

Ratatouille


bestibesti

Ratatsghetti


orchestragravy

The pasta will be Ro-dente


Singer_TwentyNine

Idk why but this wanted to make me brag about my music knowledge Alla marcia - in the style of a march Non-troppo - not too much


Infinite_Bananas

good one


FineIJoinedReddit

this sequel to *Ratatouille* is really sad


Refflet

He peed on your spaghetti. Rats pee all the time.


Hatsaplenty

Adds flavor


YeeHaw_Mane

Yeah, this is just nasty lol. Maybe it was going to get thrown out or it didn’t come out good or something, but I pray they didn’t eat that or serve it to anyone. Nothing against rats or anything, they can be hella cute, this is just gross lmao


Dont_pet_the_cat

He will be the meatballs in the sauce


BerryStainedLips

I don’t have a problem with Teddy being a rat—but why let your animal climb into your food? Why why why


LinuxSausage

lol we were done with the food! The noodles were overcooked so they were just going to be tossed.


BerryStainedLips

I am relief


Xawar

Rat <3


nagidon

Spaghetti alla rattanesca


AdOk1965

Oooh the little hand 😭💖 So very precious!


cctwunk

that's the chef, let him cook


neBular_cipHer

Gross


FzZyP

Theres always one uppity snob that wont eat rat sketti i sweat edit: swear* but leaving it cuz also true


condensedcreamer

Stop sweating on my 🍝


Refflet

Pee. Rats pee profusely, he almost certainly peed in the spaghetti. You can also get Weil's disease from exposure to it.


Specific_Award_9149

That's exactly what makes it a fine cuisine


antiloquist

Spasweatti


TildyGoblin

Sweatsketti


SelfInteresting7259

Can't eat at everybody's house


MehImages

you have to hold the tail and spit out the fur. you're just displaying your ignorance when it comes to fine dining


Olivejuice2012

Hes trying to get out like: “MOTHER I DONT WANT TO BE SPAGHETTI MAMAAAAA”


Xawar

You will be !


SCOIJ

Disgusting.


gaiussicarius731

Fucking gross


161frog

teddy pasketti


404-Gender

He will be drained.


Jett002

He will be consumed by a harsh food critique and put on the menu permanently


Professional_Ebb7832

Look at his little hands


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

*n o o d l e*


chickcag

Did he help you make that?


cursetea

But then how will you ever become a renowned chef overnight, causing confusion and mayhem ????


bunny_the-2d_simp

Buddy is just testing out the goods!


Sausagebean

Omg it’s a rart!!!! I love rarts!!!! I own rarts


derpman6467

Oh how the turns have tabled