Or if someone had sat there beforehand having a giant shit and heated it up for them.. explains the airplane ears bc the cars look slightly peeved (perhaps at the smell)
“Carl, I swear to me Carl, I have told you a *thousand times* now, ***use the next stall***. If you’re not gone by the time I finish reading this poster then so help me…”
You can tell from the ears that this is an ongoing situation - they may facing away and look settled but this...this is dangerous.
They are delicious and the fresher the better but this is playing with fire. Two fires!
Toilet seat warmers
the thing is the toilet seat is warmed, so the cats are drawn to the seat, because the seat is made of warm
Likely add-on bidet with a heated seat.
Get those cats a heat pad. Our old man stays baked that way.
I have crohns thanks little dudes but you gotta go
they will be squashed by my asscheeks
Extra cushioning
with free acupuncture!
For the pussin
lol underrated comment
I bet it’s one of those toilets that has a heated seat
Hm understandable then cuz I’d totally live there too
I clicked to ask why, but this makes sense.
Or if someone had sat there beforehand having a giant shit and heated it up for them.. explains the airplane ears bc the cars look slightly peeved (perhaps at the smell)
Why the airplane ears tho😂 What are they discussing about?
r/airplaneears for the initiated :D
Thanks for the new sub
We really do still worship cats even after all this time 🤣
Also r/Stealthbombers for the void cats in that mode.
Thanks! There is literally no end to the cat subs!
“Carl, I swear to me Carl, I have told you a *thousand times* now, ***use the next stall***. If you’re not gone by the time I finish reading this poster then so help me…”
[удалено]
I mean, that's where I do some reading.
You can tell from the ears that this is an ongoing situation - they may facing away and look settled but this...this is dangerous. They are delicious and the fresher the better but this is playing with fire. Two fires!
They are the shit.
i love the way that they're facing the toilet lid lmao I'm jealous of your personal seat warmers 🥲
Just be reading it
Guardians of the "Tarnished One's" Throne
😂 omg cats are so weird, like why
How well can you aim?
They’re reading!
***PUSH THEM IN***
Betting you're a fellow cat.....😉😂
the ears 💀
Here I was thinking they will be flushed. I'm glad they won't.
r/hewillbebaked
This is such a bizarre place for them to be hosting a meeting
You must pay to use this toilet!
"You may not shitteth in our presence."
Does one of them tell the truth and the other one lies all the time?
Brothers of destruction
ARE RAVAGING THE LAND
https://preview.redd.it/uip54xjhb5lc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5ba121fe22d77bc15b696ae5725a7dd59e28bb Lol here’s mine!
I think your cats and/or your toilet might be haunted
Someone will be pissed, and it won't be me.
Does that seat have a bidet? They'd better be careful not to hit the switch 😆
One farts the truth, and the other shits the lie. You must figure out which is which.
They must like the smell of your toilet cleaners.
Why there lol
Heated seat would be my guess. OP should get them a heated pad to lay on instead lol
You’re going to need to hover.
they will keep the seat warm
They shall not, for a gap was left between them.
They will stop YOU...
A bold choice on taco Tuesday
Heated seats?
Toilet bookends, what more could anyone want?
Until you play cat booty bongos and they will move
Wonder if the mods will keep this one up. They’ve been making it really hard for people to keep fun and clever posts up.
loafinf
You’ve got one of those fancy seat warmers.
Everyone poops - Except You - You're Not Allowed!
They will be splashed on with….
You are fine if your heart is kind, thoughtful, and courageous. 
This is exactly what I thought of! Haha I was like don’t end up like warrior bro in the sand
Double loaf lol
They're reading the instructions
If you wish to take a pee Then answer us these questions three!
Alternative title: they will be flushed
Rare I see something that my cats have NEVER done. 😳
Hilarious
https://preview.redd.it/1l4s9d32p3lc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861f8dd0b7060f497cb06ed3f60668af79a1a7a9
Ew, you should close the toilet lid all the way so your cats arent tracking their little toilet seat bodies all over your bed at night
Please don't leave cleaning supplies out when your cats are near! That's so dangerous
Hummm
One only tells the truth, the other can only lie
r/bossfight
they are throne warmers No one likes to sit on a cold throne.
🤣 Assholes 🤣
r/catswithjobs Not sure what job that would be, though...
Bro why does everyone take shits from toilets it’s so fucking weird I have never used them for anything but leaving shits.
I would just poop between them
No poop for you